in the office.

As soon as Cheng Tinglu entered the door, he looked at the Chinese teacher doggedly and said, "Don't be angry, I'm not here!" What's the matter, let's solve it ourselves, and find parents to reduce the price, right? ”

The Chinese teacher sneered, there are times when you kid is afraid?

"Say, do you have any opinion about me?" The Chinese teacher asked with a straight face.

Cheng Tinglu immediately said: "How can it! I don't know how much respect I have for you. "In these days, can you find parents and teachers at every turn, and be disrespectful?

The latter glared at him and said, "Then you say, why didn't I write a single word in my test paper in this exam?" "There is a saying in the Analects: do not suffer from few, but suffer from inequality. If he didn't write it, he wouldn't be so angry, but this kid is good, everything else has been done honestly, but his white paper is not clearly unable to get along with him?

Cheng Tinglu: "I remember that I seem to have written my name. "So, it's not like I haven't written a word!

The Chinese teacher was so angry that he blew his beard and glared.

It's all this time, and this kid still dares to give him skin.

With a black face, he hurriedly picked up the phone at hand and said, "How many phone numbers do your parents have?" ”

"Teacher, I was wrong!" As soon as he heard that he was looking for his parents, Cheng Tinglu immediately became honest.

He is not afraid of being found by the teacher, anyway, it doesn't matter if he is read a few words, but he is afraid that Queen Qiao will be angry!

According to the experience he has summed up over the years, it doesn't matter if he scores zero in the test, the best thing is to let the two people in the family doubt each other's IQ, but if Queen Qiao is allowed to come to school, it will definitely be a beating.

The tradition of his family is that it doesn't matter how embarrassing you are in your own house when you close the door, but if you throw people outside, then a meal of fried meat with bamboo shoots is definitely indispensable.

The Chinese teacher glanced at him, and continued to hold the phone in his hand: "Then you say, why is it only me who has handed in the blank paper?" ”

Cheng Tinglu: "There are too many words, I'm too lazy to write!" ”

"What did you say?" The Chinese teacher's hand holding the phone trembled and looked at him in disbelief.

Cheng Tinglu thought that the other party was old and had bad ears, so he couldn't help but repeat loudly: "I said too many words, I'm too lazy to write!" ”

Chinese Teacher: ......

I felt my blood pressure rise all of a sudden.

I couldn't help but look dark.

Cheng Tinglu saw that his face was wrong, and couldn't help but care: "Are you okay?" I said that you are a lot old, you should retire at home early, take grandchildren, raise flowers or something, how tiring it is to teach! "If you meet one or two bear students again, won't you have trouble with yourself?

When the Chinese teacher heard this, he covered his chest with one hand, and he didn't come up for a long time, so he gritted his teeth and said, "I'm only forty this year." ”

"Uh......"

That's embarrassing!

Cheng Tinglu looked at the other party's hair that was nearly half white, and thought of what he had just said, and only after a long time did he stiffly squeeze out a smile and say, "Hehe...... I'm just kidding you! You're still young. When you are old and strong, you are old, and you are ......old and strong."

Chinese Teacher: ......

"Shut up—"

The latter interrupted the other party by gritting his back molars, exhaled hard, waved his hand at him, and said, "Okay, I won't tell you, go back and let your parents come to school." Hurry up and ...... "If he continues, he is afraid that vomiting blood if he is not angry will have a stroke if he is angry."

"Teacher, didn't we say that we wouldn't look for parents?" Cheng Tinglu's face suddenly collapsed.