Looking at this posture, Xie Kai may rush forward at any time and teach Jin Cancan to learn to be a man.

Zuo Tang shook his head lightly, and scolded secretly in his heart, "Jin Sanxing, Jin Sanxing, you just met, you have to let Lao Tzu wipe your buttocks." ”

After the turmoil in the morning, Zuo Tang knew that Xie Kai belonged to a donkey, and he would definitely do it in the dormitory.

In terms of physique alone, the three golden cancans can't match Xie Kai's hand.

If you get tough, it is estimated that you will be able to tell the winner in three seconds, Xie Kai rushed over in two seconds, and knocked Jin Cancan down in one second.

Of course, Zuo Tang would not let this happen.

He got up and put his arms around Xie Kai's neck, and said with a smile: "Old Xie, have a good chat, why do you stand up, you have an urgent need to urinate." ”

He deliberately pretended to be stupid to divert the conversation, stepped forward and took off the cigarette from Jin Cancan's ear, forced it into his mouth, and lit it directly: "It's not that you can't smoke, you fucking pretend to be wool, second-hand smoke smokes, and what's the matter?" ”

Xie Kai's actions startled Jin Cancan.

He understood that Zuo Tang was helping himself, so he took two puffs very cooperatively, and smacked his lips solemnly, "Don't say it, Tashan's cigarette is a good product, it's really good, it's cheap and good, and it's enough, I'll have to buy one too." ”

Jin Cancan is worthy of being the king, and the trick of getting off the donkey makes it perfect.

Where does he have a mouth? It's just a steering wheel, and it's spinning so fast.

Xie Kai snorted disdainfully, his face improved, and he sat down again, without saying a word.

Zuo Tang was quite satisfied with Jin Cancan's performance, and continued to play haha: "They are all six-foot-tall men, don't be like the girls, everything has the first time, just be a broken boy, and in the future, if you want to stir the horse spoon under one roof, it's better to follow the customs." ”

He grabbed most of Xie Kai's bag of Tashan, lit two more, and stuffed them into the hands of the other two, "The four old smoking guns in the dormitory, can you stand it?" ”

"Second-hand smoke is more harmful than first-hand smoke, it's better to hurt others than to be hurt by others, come on brother, let's hurt each other happily."

Zuo Tang's gag words are faintly carrying the truth of being in the world.

The two of them thought about it, and they both took the cigarette and learned to smoke it, although they were not used to it, and coughed twice from time to time, on the way to becoming a stinky man, labor pains were always inevitable.

Zhang Bo has long been accustomed to Zuo Tang's urine, but the other four people can't help but feel in their hearts and stamp Zuo Tang with the seal of "awesome".

In the end, they are all young people, and there is no barrier to communication.

As the smoke filled, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became extremely harmonious.

Zuo Tang learned that the other two people were named Chen Ming and Chen Liang, who were cousins and were from southern Zhejiang.

And Xie Kai is an authentic Northeast man, no wonder he is so refreshing.

"I can't stand it, you're going to die, I'll open the window!"

The six of them talked about it for an hour, and the second box of cigarettes that Xie Kai took out was only half left.

Zuo Tang looked at the cigarette butts and couldn't help but sigh, "I'm really idle and sore!" ”

Opening the window of the balcony, the air in the house was much better, but after a while, Jin Cancan, who was closest to the balcony, began to blow up: ", what kind of smell, it's too bar, which of you is the port foot?" Be honest! ”

"yes, what does it smell like? Did the toilet explode? ”

"I didn't think it was just now, but now it's blown by the wind, it really stinks!"

"It seems to be coming from the balcony!"

Several people looked at each other, and after making sure that everyone was a promising young man who was clean and self-conscious, they found the problem.

"Damn, it must have been those dogs from last senior's year!"

Xie Kai looked at the bottles and cans, stinky socks, and rotten pants in the corner of the balcony, and was indignant.

"Damn, that's it, I'm too lazy! A bunch of reptiles! What a wickedness! ”

Jin Cancan covered his nose and probed down on the top bunk, filled with righteous indignation.

Zuo Tang did not participate in the verbal criticism of the two, and rolled up his sleeves with a wry smile: "Brothers, let's move!" ”

In this case, it is better to move your mouth than to do it, and you will have to stay in this house for several years, and sooner or later you will have to clean up.

Zuo Tang picked up a broom from behind the door and walked to the balcony, he now seems to occupy the position of the first brother in the dormitory, and when he moves, others are embarrassed to stand by.

Those who take mops, carry buckets, find rags, and have a tacit understanding of the division of labor, all follow him in full swing.

After more than half an hour of hard work, the balcony finally took on a new look, although there was still a little aftertaste, but the wind overnight, presumably tomorrow would not be a big problem.

I don't know how those lazy people in the past endured it?

After cleaning the balcony, Zuo Tang was hungry, looking at the time, it is estimated that the canteen has been closed, in this era, there is no takeout, which is nerve-wracking.

He rubbed his stomach and suggested: "It's not 10 o'clock yet, let's find a food stall for supper." ”

"What?"

Several people raised their heads and looked at him.

At this moment, someone was already carrying a basin, ready to wash and sleep.

"It's too late, old left."

After Xie Kai finished speaking, he turned his head to look at the other four people, in fact, he really wanted to go.

Night markets, beer, cool crooked.

But this kind of thing, there are many people to be interesting, only two people, it is inevitable that there is a lack of interest.

"It's not too late, this point is just right, it's the most suitable for supper, changing clothes and leaving."

"Brothers, hurry up, you can sit for a while." Zuo Tang urged.

Everyone has a wild boy's heart, and there was always a kind of yearning for the college campus before, but when I really waited for the university, I felt too ordinary, and I always felt that something was missing.

After being reminded by Zuo Tang, they reacted that what was missing was the freedom to fly high.

How can you live the same life as a high school student in college?

Then it's better to go up to the house and squat.

Xie Kai hurriedly agreed: "Lao Zuo is right, we met together, it is fate, today everyone is together, and we still have two cups." ”

He saw that Jin Cancan and Zhang Bo did not object, so he simply changed his clothes directly.

These three people belong to the initiative faction, and Zuo Tang still needs to deal with the Chen brothers.

The debut of the dormitory dinner party is indispensable, otherwise his future plans are likely to encounter obstacles.

Chen Liang has no opinions, he belongs to the character of following the crowd, and he was easily handled by Zuo Tang.

And Chen Ming had already changed into pajamas, pulled out the quilt and explained: "Lao Zuo, I really don't go, I usually get used to going to bed early and getting up early, and I can't drink, you eat and drink well...... Yes! Why are you ripping my pants······"

"Are you going or not? If you don't go, Lao Tzu will also strip naked and go up and sleep with you in his arms. ”

For this kind of grinding and chirping Tang Seng, Zuo Tang was too lazy to be long-winded, and came directly to the hard, he was sure that Chen Ming didn't dare to really resist.

"Leave it, big brother! You let go first, I'll go, I'll go! ”

Seeing that his pants were half stripped off, in the face of such a fierce threat, Chen Ming would rather get drunk than be slept by Zuo Tang.

Zuo Tang got his roommate, and when he changed clothes, he felt sticky.

"I'm going to take a shower, you wait a few minutes." He frowned.

Xie Kai, who had already let go of himself, couldn't help complaining: "Hurry up, it's really a lazy donkey grinding and urine, and the person who urged him just now was also your ······"

"Wait, what's wrong? The idea is still from Lao Tzu! ”

Zuo Tang said a word, picked up a change of clothes and rushed into the bathroom.

There were five people left, and they began to discuss while changing clothes.

Whether it was voluntary or not, everyone was excited now.

A substance called hormones is restlessly surging in their bodies.

Even Xie Kai and Jin Cancan, who had had small contradictions before, unconsciously turned the gap between each other into invisible.

"Let's go out at this point, will there be an affair? There are many universities nearby. ”

Full of energy, this is Xie Kai's voice.

"It's possible, although it's relatively unlikely, but we still have to be fully prepared, bullets can be loaded at any time, and we will never let go of female hooligans!"

You don't need to listen to the timbre of these cheap words, and you know that they are from the mouth of Comrade Jin Sanxing.

The sound of the water in the shower does not affect Zuo Tang's ears to hear the six ways.

He couldn't help but sigh with emotion, people don't talk about young people!

Zuo Tang dried his body, shook coquettishly twice, and suddenly found that it was quiet outside.

He felt that something was not right, put on a pair of pants, and hurriedly walked out, his face stunned.

The dormitory door was ajar, and counselor Li Chaoyue stood in the center of the dormitory, and several friendly soldiers were like frosted eggplants, bowing their heads and being silent.

"One by one, they are the same as the groom's officials, what are they going to do? Catwalk? ”

Li Chaoyue glanced at Zuo Tang, who was half-fruited, and asked the people present.

Jin Cancan peeked at Zuo Tang, because Zuo Tang was the initiator, but he still couldn't help but not be a traitor.

Xie Kai and Zhang Bo talked about righteousness, and the Chen brothers did not dare to offend Zuo Tang, so no one answered Comrade Li's question.

The first to open your mouth is strong, and then to move your mouth to suffer.

Zuo Tang wiped his hair, put on a white T-shirt, and explained euphemistically: "Teacher Li, we just finished cleaning the balcony and are hungry, so I propose that everyone go out together and have some supper." ”

Seeing that Zuo Tang took the initiative to take responsibility, several other people breathed a sigh of relief, but they didn't expect that Li Chaoyue's focus was not on supper, but on the balcony.

Li Chaoyue nodded, walked to the balcony to take a look, and praised: "You 222 did a good job, I checked most of the boys' dormitories just now, only you took the initiative to clean the balcony, you should be praised." ”

"Zuo Tang, I heard about the morning incident, and it was handled well, I have to thank you!"

Zuo Tang was secretly happy in his heart, but from this short sentence, he heard three meanings, one was praise, the second was attention, and the third was Li Chaoyue, who was very likely not to be at school in the morning.

University teachers generally don't sit in class, but counselors are different, and although they are more free in terms of time, if something really goes wrong and people are not there, they still have to bear some responsibility.

Zuo Tang's face did not change, and he replied modestly: "It's all what I should do, it's my job!" ”

Li Chaoyue glanced at him seriously, thinking that this should be the tone of the squad leader, could this kid intend to be the squad leader?

"I won't delay your supper, but you have to go back quickly, and stay safe."

Li Chaoyue said, pulling open the door and preparing to leave.

Except for Zuo Tang, no one else expected that Li Chaoyue, as a counselor, would let them go so easily.

This is not to blame them, the minds of adults, where at their age they can perceive.

In college, only counselors who have nothing to do will discipline college students, and they may not be able to manage it.

Point to point, just don't mess up.

Li Chaoyue, who has ten years of experience as a counselor, has long understood this truth, so he is too lazy to interfere in the private lives of a group of adults.

Just as he went out and was about to close the door, Zuo Tang suddenly shouted behind him: "Teacher Li, if you are free tonight, come with us." ”

What the?!

Jin Cancan almost screamed, Zhong Kui, who was finally sent away, you Zuo Tang just pulled him back again, did more things, and let us a group of little ghosts mess around?