Above the grasslands, there are herders.

Therefore, there are not only roasted whole sheep, but also milk skins, milk tofu, and hand-grilled meat, which are special delicacies with mare's milk wine......

That taste, one word beautiful!

If we add to that the herdsmen who are singing and dancing......

That taste, three words are beautiful!

It's a pity that it's not beautiful enough, and a phone call came.

"Evergreen."

The call was made by Jiang Chunyu.

"Sister Chunyu, why do you have time to call me? Isn't your Ziqi by your side? After hearing Jiang Chunyu's voice, Jiang Changqing said indignantly, "You guy who has the opposite sex and has no humanity to forget friends!" Don't you want me to be your bridesmaid anymore? ”

"Oops, it's been a busy time!" Jiang Chunyu explained on the phone, "He doesn't let me use my phone often now!" Fear of the effects of radiation on children! I'm still secretly calling you, you listen to me first! ”

"We're getting married on July 1st! Party Day! No matter what arrangements you have, push them off for me, I want you to be my bridesmaid! ”

Then, without waiting for Jiang Changqing to agree, Jiang Chunyu said, "Okay, it's time for him to come!" Hang up! ”

"I ......"

Hearing the busy sound from the mobile phone, what Jiang Changqing wanted to say became one word: "Go!" ”

Yang Guo on the side asked casually, "Whose phone number?" ”

"Sister Chunyu's!" Jiang Changqing put the phone down and said to Yang Guo, "Sister Guoguo, prepare clothes for me!" On the first of July, I'm going to be a bridesmaid for Sister Chunyu! ”

After drinking some mare's milk wine, Yang Guo, who was a little drunk, shouted: "Wow, isn't this right away!?" Then I'll have to get you ready! ”

"So, be quick!"

His good sister was about to get married, and the happy Jiang Changqing stood up from his seat and blended into the herdsmen who were singing and dancing.

Looking at Jiang Changqing, who was happily jumping with the herdsmen, Xu Kaifei on the side asked Yang Guo: "Yang Guo, tell me Changqing's dress size, her dress, I'll prepare it!" ”

Just now, Xu Kaifei heard that Jiang Changqing was going to be a bridesmaid for Jiang Chunyu.

"You!?" The head smoked by mare's milk wine was dizzy, his eyes were hazy and he looked at Xu Kaifei, and Yang Guo, who was not too vague, shook his head vigorously, "No!" Can't tell you the evergreen measurements! ”

Don't you tell me? But it doesn't bother me! In my experience, I should be able to visually detect her measurements!

Xu Kaifei squinted his eyes, looked at Jiang Changqing, who was singing and dancing, and muttered in his mouth: "This bust should be 87, 88!" Well, if you have a waist circumference, it should be 56 or 57! As for the hips, it seems to be 87, 88, too! This leg should be as long as one meter and one meter! ”

After the visual inspection, Xu Kaifei came to a secluded place, picked up his mobile phone, and made a call, saying in English: "Hello, Owen, my friend!" Yes, I'm Xu, I'm going to order a few sets of women's dresses! It's for weddings! If you want to remember the size! ”

After reporting the size of his visual inspection, Xu Kaifei said: "Come to eight sets, different styles, don't be too transparent, and don't be too exposed!" Be conservative! The wedding is held on the first of July! So, at the end of June, I'm going to see the clothes! ”

"What? Can't finish! Make at most one set!? ”

"Don't tell me those useless things! At the end of June, three sets came out! Otherwise, in the future, I will consider Kevin's side! ”

"Besides, don't take you

The previous design fooled me! I need brand new! ”

"Two sets? No way! Must be three sets! If it doesn't work, then this list, I'll cancel! ”

"I knew you could! All right! If nothing else, you'll have a big catch! ”

After the phone call, Xu Kaifei did not sit back in his seat, but followed Jiang Changqing's dance steps, singing and dancing.

After eating enough, drinking enough, singing enough, and dancing enough, Jiang Changqing, who was still in a state of excitement, returned to the RV.

Xu Kaifei, who was tired from dancing, rubbed his legs and asked Jiang Changqing, who was drinking water, "Changqing, your sisters have all got married early, when are you going to get married!?" ”

Jiang Changqing said: "I don't want to get married!" ”

"That's so wrong with you!" Xu Kaifei said, "Aren't you very sorry for your sister when you do this?" ”

Jiang Changqing tilted his head and asked puzzledly, "If I don't get married, why am I sorry for my sister?" ”

Xu Kaifei asked: "If your sister gets married, she will definitely have children, right?" ”

Thinking about Jiang Chunyu's belly that was about to get bigger, Jiang Changqing nodded: "Yes!" Definitely going to give birth! ”

So, Xu Kaifei said: "Then you want to!" Your sister has a child and you don't, so your friendship with your sister will only last until the end of your life! But what if you also have children? Then your friendship, after the end of your life, can continue to last in your descendants, so that your friendship will last forever! ”

Jiang Changqing nodded to Xu Kaifei and said, "That's right!" I should have a baby too! ”

After hearing Jiang Changqing say this, Xu Kaifei nodded with satisfaction, "Yes, you also have to have a baby, so that your friendship with your sisters continues!" ”

Then, Xu Kaifei saw Jiang Changqing groping his chin, "For the sake of my baby's genes, I have to find a particularly handsome man!" In this way, a very, very beautiful baby can be born! ”

When Xu Kaifei was about to pat his chest, Jiang Changqing spit out a name: "Leonardo, DiCaprio!?" ”

"This won't work! When he was young, although he was a heartthrob, now he is too powerful to let himself go! ”

"And, the body is too shaped! It's completely a middle-aged greasy uncle! I can't stand it! ”

"Evergreen ......"

"I can!" Before he could exit it, he heard Jiang Changqing continue, "Jude, Luo!? ”

"This one doesn't work either! His daughter should be two years younger than me! I don't want to be a stepmother! ”

Xu Kaifei's face turned dark, and at this time, he had already heard that Jiang Changqing was teasing him!

"Orlando, Bloom!?"

"This ......"

"This is okay!" Xu Kaifei leaned back on the sofa and cooperated with Jiang Changqing, "I have to admit that he is indeed handsome enough, especially his elf prince, the world is fascinated by it!" Changqing, do you want me to help you date him? ”

"Is it really possible!?" Jiang Changqing instantly turned into a little fan girl, "Can I see Orlando and Bloom?" ”

See how far you can play!

Xu Kaifei's eyes narrowed, and he said, "He once came to us to participate in the show, and it just so happened that I had his phone!" If you like it, I can ask him out! ”

Immediately afterwards, Xu Kaifei reminded Jiang Changqing: "However, you have to think about it, although Orlando and Bloom are very handsome, his body hair is very prosperous!" if

If you take off your clothes and don't look at your face, you'll be like a black bear spirit! ”

"Impossible! I've seen him bare on the movies, where is there so much body hair! Jiang Changqing pouted, "You must have lied to me, you don't want me to see him!" ”

Xu Kaifei said: "That's because all you see is him on the screen!" ”

Jiang Changqing frowned and asked, "In private, have you seen him!?" ”

"Of course!" Xu Kaifei spread his hands and said, "When he was on vacation with Miranda and Kerr, I saw them!" ”

Speaking of this, Xu Kaifei suddenly slapped his thigh and shouted: "Changqing, Orlando and Bloom are probably not good!" He's married to Miranda and Kerr! And, the two of them just gave birth! Still a son! Changqing, if you choose him, you will definitely bear the reputation of the junior! ”

Jiang Changqing exclaimed: "What? How could I not know! You're not going to lie to me again, are you? ”

"What am I lying to you about!" Xu Kaifei took out his mobile phone in a matter-of-fact manner, "I'll find you his news, just look at it!" ”

Within half a minute, Xu Kaifei handed the mobile phone to Jiang Changqing, "You see, Orlando, Bloom, Miranda, and Kerr have been in love for three years and have been married for a year!" ”

So, Jiang Changqing covered his chest and showed a look of wanting to cry, "Why, why has my male god become like this?" ”

"It's okay! It's okay! Xu Kaifei patted his chest and said, "Isn't this still me!?" ”

"You ......" Jiang Changqing looked at Xu Kaifei's legs and said, "I don't want that kind of man with weak legs before he dances a few steps!" ”

"I ......"

Xu Kaifei had the urge to vomit blood.

This Jiang Changqing is too to the point!

"Oh, yes!"

Without warning, Jiang Changqing returned to normal, and the speed was not a little slower than changing his face in Sichuan opera.

Picking up an orange from the coffee table, Jiang Changqing peeled it and asked, "You change your girlfriend so frequently, is it because your legs are weak when you do a little exercise, and they don't want you?" ”

Xu Kaifei, who couldn't keep up with Jiang Changqing's brain circuit at all, opened his mouth and stammered: "You ......"

Jiang Changqing glanced at Xu Kaifei's waist and concluded: "It's too empty! Not only the inner void, but also the outer void! ”

When a mouthful of old blood rose to Xu Kaifei's throat, Jiang Changqing shook his head, "A man like you ......"

After stuffing a petal of peeled oranges into his mouth, Jiang Changqing continued, "I'm going to sleep!" Ask for your own blessings! ”

After speaking, Jiang Changqing ignored Xu Kaifei, who began to spurt blood, and went back to her bedroom.

A mouthful of old blood spurted everywhere, Xu Kaifei jumped up: "I...... I'm going to work out! I'm so desperate to get fit! ”

After the jump, Xu Kaifei gritted his teeth and called, "Hey, ruler!" Your best fitness trainer, I want it! ”

"Of course it's a male coach! What do I want a female coach to do? ”

"Of course I'm working out! Who else do you want to be? ”

"The sun didn't come out of the west! You heard it right, it's me who wants to work out! ”

"You asked the instructor to give me a complete fitness plan! I don't care about anything else, in three months, I want my body to see results! ”

After the phone call, Xu Kaifei looked at Jiang Changqing's bedroom door, gritted his teeth and roared: "Jiang Changqing, let me tell you, I'm not a soft-footed shrimp!" I'm a Tyrannosaurus rex! 2k reading web