Bang! Chirping! ——

Liu Fang slammed on the brakes, and the car crossed two thick black crossings on the ground, and the off-road moved sideways and stopped!

Liu Fang looked at the front of the car with a dark face, a chubby young man, standing in front of the car with an excited face at the moment, his hands open, looking like he was stopping the car.

Before Liu Fang could speak, he heard the little fat man rubbing his hands nervously, and then said excitedly: "Stop, I, I'll rob!" ”

Liu Fang: "......"

Seeing Liu Fang's indifference, the little fat man seemed to realize something, and immediately his face turned into a fierce look, frowning, grinning, and roaring loudly: "Stop, or I will, I will, I will kill you!" ”

The last sound was extremely loud, which seemed to improve the courage of this little fat man, so he even inserted his waist and took a step forward, feeling fierce and fierce!

Liu Fang looked at the white and pure skin, and the fleshy face was squeezed out at the moment, looking inexplicably happy, people couldn't help but want to stretch out their hands to ravage hard, the voice that he thought was loud and rude, in fact, in Liu Fang's ears, there was still a little milk, looking at the appearance that he thought was fierce, Liu Fang couldn't help but smile.

Liu Fang's smile made the little fat man on the opposite side panic, but immediately, he took a deep breath, calmed himself down, and kept cheering himself up in his heart: "Don't panic!" This person is not simple! I look so fierce, I still laugh, it looks as simple as me! I'm afraid that others have already cried, will this person be better than me! No, no, he must have been frightened, didn't the master say a word, what is it called happiness and sorrow, it must be like this, it must be like this! ”

As soon as the little fat man said to himself in his heart, he suddenly felt that the confidence in his heart was enough, he swallowed the saliva in his mouth, and before Liu Fang had time to speak, he continued to shout loudly with a milky voice: "If you don't stop again, I will, call the police!" ”

Liu Fang had a black line at the moment, he looked at his car motionless, and then looked at the little fat man with his waist in front of him and shouting righteously, feeling that his IQ was not enough.

Anyway, what the hell is calling the police!

The little fat man saw Liu Fang's darkening face, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, he had already heard that everyone else was afraid of calling the police outside, and he blocked the road and robbed him, and with this sentence, he definitely scared the other party!

Thinking of this, the little fat man smiled, thinking that he had robbed others, and felt that his life had reached its peak, thinking of this, his eyes were dilated, the corners of his mouth drooled, immersed in his own fantasy, and he smirked.

Liu Fang looked at the little fat man at the moment, feeling like looking at a little fool again, Liu Fang doubted, such a stupid person, in this wilderness, he was not eaten by zombies?

Liu Fang shook his head, and when he saw the little fat man who was still obscene, and was about to drive away, he ignored him anymore, and suddenly thought that he still had a day and a night to go, and he was fed up with loneliness and loneliness.

"Little fat man, do you want to get in the car and come with me?"

Liu Fang's inquiring tone suddenly surprised the little fat man, his eyes widened, looking at Liu Fang, full of incredulity, his mouth was even more open, he could stuff the next pigeon egg, he pointed at himself with his chubby fingers, and his smile was about to overflow!

"I... Me? It's true! Me, Mom, I made a successful robbery! Hahahaha! The little fat man jumped and jumped happily! Then he jumped into Liu Fang's car, bumping left excitedly, poking and poking right, and kept muttering to himself.

"Be careful, don't break it, after all, this car is mine! Be calm, be calm, ah! Hahahaha! ~”

Liu Fang: 。。。。。

Liu Fang saw the co-pilot, like a little fat man with a super-large stereo, Liu Fang suddenly regretted a little, he seemed to start to miss his previous personal trip!

"Big brother!" The little fat man suddenly thought of something, and immediately stiffened his face, revealing a serious look: "Ahem, big brother!" ”

Liu Fang listened to the milky sound of the little fat man's milk, and deliberately pretended to be deep at the moment, Liu Fang opened the film and saw the little fat man who was looking at him.

"Ahem, you're my man now!"

As soon as the words fell, Liu Fang almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, he looked at this kid who was a head shorter than him and had not yet changed his voice, how could he feel awkward inexplicably!

The little fat man continued: "You have been robbed by me, and you are now my man!" ”

How much Liu Fang wanted to slap his head flat with a brick at this moment, and then throw him down!

"What's your name and how old are you?" Liu Fang pressed down his impatience and asked patiently.

The little fat man looked at Liu Fang with a vigilant face, and then said: "My mother said, don't talk to strangers, and I won't tell you that my name is Zhongli, and I am almost ten years old this year!" ”

"Ao, Zhongli, I can't see it, I'm ten years old!" Liu Fang said casually.

The little fat man's face suddenly changed, and his buttocks unconsciously moved to the car door, exclaiming in his heart: Oh my God! How could this person know my name, even guessed the age, no wonder my father always said that people outside are very scary, sure enough!

The little fat man's mouth was deflated at the moment, and the more he looked at Liu Fang, the more terrifying he felt!

Liu Fang looked at the road in front of him intently, and asked casually, "Where is your home?" How is it alone here? ”

Liu Fang is very strange, who is this little guy with, his head is so bad, the end of the world has been here for so long, and he is still alive. Liu Fang made up his mind that if his family was nearby, he would send him back.

The little fat man blinked his eyes and whispered: "He shouldn't have guessed that I'm from Zhongzhou, and I'm here because I'm lost!" ”

Liu Fang heard the voice of the little fat man, sighed, and pouted: "You are lost!" Your home is in Zhongzhou, and I happened to drop by and send you back! ”

As soon as the words fell, in the ears of the little fat man, it was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, he looked at Liu Fang, the more he looked, the more terrifying he felt, and then there were small droplets of water swirling in his eyes, and finally the tears of the size of beans fell ticking, and then he cried.

"Ahh It's terrifying! He even knows everything, woo, I'm looking for Mom, Mom! ”

Liu Fang felt that his eardrums were about to be shattered, he covered his ears, and saw the little fat man with a big mouth at the moment, his eyes closed, crying in the dark, and his miserable appearance, which made Liu Fang suddenly doubt life!

What did I do?

Liu Fang felt like he was going to be messy!

Immediately, the light of the palm flashed, and the little fat man was still opening his big mouth, howling and crying, and then suddenly felt that he had put something in his mouth.

"Huh?" The little fat man was puzzled, and then stopped.

"It's so sweet!"