Chapter 33: Have a barbecue

The next day, as soon as he opened his eyes, he suddenly saw Zhen Huan sitting next to him, his hands on his cheeks, staring at himself intently, and immediately turned over and got up!

"Queen, what are you doing?"

"I'll report to the chief." Zhen Huanshen's mysterious appearance.

"What's the matter?"

"Shh......h Be quiet! ”

"What's the matter?"

"There are youkai!" Zhen Huan replied.

"Isn't it a python, where is the monster!" Leave the day to comfort Zhen Huan.

"In addition to pythons, there are also youkai!"

"Nonsense!"

"Really, last night I seemed to see the shadow of a monster, and it disappeared in the blink of an eye!" Zhen Huan's eyebrows frowned, and her voice trembled a little.

"Don't talk nonsense, everyone is scared! You are the queen, hold on! By the way, there's one more thing to do! The box is still on the mountain! ”

Leaving Zhen Huan on the left day, he hurriedly arranged the work, asked the saber and the cold knife to carry the box down the mountain in the way of ants moving, and then arranged tasks for Lan Yue'er and Fang Ling'er.

"Yue'er, you have to be ready to snipe at any time, find a good position, observe in a large area, fight from a long distance, and deal with emergencies, but never open the fire unless you have to!

Fang Ling'er, you and I are always ready to fight at close range in case of sudden situations! ”

Special forces are inherently alert! Others were soothed......

"Didn't you, Chief, promise to have more food today? How? Wu Wei always thought about the windfall he picked up in the pit last night.

"Yes, chief, there is no fire or pot here, how can you eat it?" Shangguan Ting also likes to join in the fun, of course, her key intention is to find an opportunity to chat with Liri at any time.

"Hot pot? Eat hot pot? Zhen Huan walked over from the side and asked hurriedly.

"Queen, we're talking about fire and pot, not hot pot! There are barren mountains and mountains here, how can there be such a good thing! Liri smiled.

"No fire, no pot, didn't you say extra food yesterday? How to add? Eat it raw? ”

"It's easy to do! Fang Ling'er, give everyone an example! ”

Fang Ling'er walked to the python coolly, took out a dagger, and directly cut off a piece of meat and put it in his mouth to eat.

Zhen Huan retched for a while!

The other girls also wanted to vomit, but they couldn't help but make a sound, which was much better than eating earthworms.

Qiu Yue, who has always been weak when she leaves the sun, also behaved calmly, and quipped: "Queen, learn from Qiu Yue!" ”

Qiu Yue smiled slightly.

Zhen Huan thought to himself, in his dream, he saw that you chose Qiuyue as a concubine, and now he really started to tease her, so he said: "Ling'er, give me a piece!" ”

Seeing that Zhen Huan was about to move seriously, he hurriedly said, "Queen, are you sure you want to eat it raw?" ”

Zhen Huan pursed his mouth and said, "If you special forces can eat it, I dare to eat it!" ”

"What if I can barbecue?" Leaving the sun with a bad smile.

"Barbecue? What barbecue? Zhen Huan was at a loss.

"Chief, can you really barbecue? You're so talented! Shangguan Ting lost no time in interjecting.

"You're also very talented!" Zhen Huan looked at Shangguan Ting and muttered quietly.

Liri suddenly stood on a high place, took out a convex lens from his body, and shouted while shaking it: "Comrades, let's see what this is? Eat barbecue today! ”

The convex lens shone strongly in the sunlight, and everyone had a common sense of physics and understood the intention of leaving the sun at once.

Shangguan Ting was like a little fan girl, and couldn't help but say again: "Chief, you are so talented!" ”

"It's not that I'm talented, it's the experts on the planet who are talented! An atomic lighter, a convex lens, and a double insurance solve the problem of fire in the first place!

Don't underestimate the role of fire, this is an epoch-making event for human civilization! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhen Huan hurriedly answered: "Fire is indeed very important to human civilization, and in romantic Western legends, Prometheus stole the heavenly fire for mankind and made mankind the spirit of all things.

In ancient ancient Chinese history, the Suiren clan drilled wood to make fire so that human beings got rid of Ru Mao and drank blood, thus creating the Chinese civilization. ”

The reason why Zhen Huan interjected was because she knew in her heart that the protagonist of extraterrestrial migration and inheritance of civilization was a carefully selected and cultivated intellectual, and if she participated in discussions from time to time, she might be marginalized.

The effect was really obvious, and as soon as the words fell, Wu Wei said: "Queen, what is the name of the fire thief you just said?"

Soros?

Keynes?

Venus?

Levins? …… Base?

Didn't you study psychology? How do you know so much? ”

Wu Wei's exaggerated expression and witty language made the family laugh......

"She is the queen, the mother of the world, of course she has to know a lot of things." Liri added with a smile.

"Hey, hey, hey! I can't stand you guys! Isn't it just a fire? Thinking so, saying so much, are you tired? Do you want to eat barbecue? Shangguan Ting changed the subject.

"Yes, Chief, I've talked so much, how do you get a barbecue?" Yan Yu, who has always disliked speaking, also added.

"Chief, hurry up and barbecue, you see my dog is screaming with hunger." Feng Wu said again.

Liri looked at Feng Wu's puppy, and felt that the dog was not hungry, but restless, so he chuckled in his heart, and then said, "Lan Yue'er, be smart!" ”

arranged Lan Yue'er, and said again: "Fang Ling'er, if you use a dagger to cut meat slices, you should also be smart, understand?" ”

Of course, Fang Ling'er understands the intention of leaving the sun!

After arranging tasks for the two special forces, Liri said to Wu Wei again: "Technician Wu, you brought the python back, you worked hard last night, you don't have to do it today, wait to eat ready-made!" By the way, take a look around and see if there's anything else to eat. ”

Liri wanted Wu Wei to be on guard on the periphery, and the saber and cold knife went up the mountain to carry the box, but there were not enough people.

"Good, good, this delicious, the more the merrier!" Wu Wei said casually.

The more the merrier?

As soon as Liri heard this, he always felt that it sounded a little awkward, frowned, and said to Qin Tian: "Qin Tian, you bring the metal stick over, wait a moment as a grill, and the meat is spread on it to roast." ”

"Yes, Chief." After Qin Tian finished speaking, he went to get the stick.

"Queen, you are in charge of controlling the heat." Liri said as he shook the convex lens in his hand.

"Chief, how mature are you?" Zhen Huan joked.

"How ripe? What do you think grilled steak! Roast as much as possible, and leave those who can't finish it for later. ”

The puppy continues to be irritable, even a little excited!

Liri had a sense of foreboding, worried that there would really be a monster, so he said loudly: "Everyone listen, take your children with you at any time."

Don't always think about eating meat, pythons are big! Make sure you're all well fed!

By the way, wait a minute, if you encounter wild cats and wild dogs, you will immediately take the child and run in the direction of Blue Yue'er. ”

Lan Yue'er also felt weird, chose a relatively high place with a wide field of vision, touched the hand, and then picked up the sniper Bu Kui to scan around......

"Hey, Lan Yue'er, is it okay!" Wu Wei never forgot to find excitement in Lan Yue'er.

"Technician Wu, what are you asking! Do you know what special forces are? Gongsun Liang accosted while helping to clean up the snake meat slices on the stick.

"What is it?"

"It's the tip of the knife, the most awesome of all the fighters!" Gongsun Liang said in a frustrated voice.

"Do you still need to talk about this, everyone knows it."

"Then do you know what a sniper is incubatory?"

"Isn't it just a high-precision fire?"

"Yes, high precision, say hit your head, never hit your thigh, bang ......" Gongsun Liang made an open gesture to Wu Wei.

"No, your metaphor is flawed, it should be said that you have to hit your eyeballs, never your eyelids, this is called accuracy!"

"Since you all know, what were you talking about just now? Do you doubt the strength of the special forces Lan Yue'er, or do you doubt the human intellectual achievements of sniper Bu Jiong? ”

"I don't suspect anything, I just suspect that Lan Yue'er was in a hurry to eat meat, and she accidentally lost her mind!" Wu Wei pulled the topic to Lan Yue'er again.

Li Ri was worried that Wu Wei had interfered with Lan Yue'er's vigilance, and said half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Technician Wu, don't always provoke special forces, be careful that she beats you as a beast!" ”

Seeing that Lan Yue'er was looking at her, Wu Wei raised her hands comically, pretending to be frightened, and said, "Yue'er, don't open the fire, don't open the fire, I know it's wrong, I know it's wrong!" ”

Adults are teasing, and children are also paying attention to what they are interested in......

Several children stared intently at the convex lens in Zhen Huan's hand, and saw the strong light emitted from the convex lens, and after a while, the snake meat was roasted loudly, and the thin slices of meat slowly turned into rolls, which was very novel.

Long Wu looked at the domineering sniper Bu Jiu in Lan Yue'er's hand, and his eyes were about to fall out with envy!

Several other children, smelling the aroma of barbecued meat, stretched out their little hands and scrambled to shout, "Give it to me!" Give me! Give me! ……”

Zhen Huan's motherhood was big, and while moving the convex lens, she distributed the roasted meat to the children, and kept saying: "Obedient, don't worry, don't worry, everyone has ......"

I haven't eaten cooked food for more than 100 years, let alone the delicious barbecue, not only children but also adults are hungry!

"Hey, hey, Dr. Jiang, Dr. Jiang, saliva, saliva is coming out!" Shangguan Ting pointed at Jiang Chuan and laughed.

The others started laughing too......

People talk and laugh, but they don't forget to dig out the action from time to time......