001 I really don't want to be born again
"Xiao Zuo, wake up, a few dishes, drink like thisΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"
In a daze, Zuo Tang was woken up by a chattering voice.
When I opened my eyes, it was the bright moonlight, and my head was tingling with drunkenness.
"One glass is so uncomfortable, and what about the prince, fooling me with fake wine?"
Zuo Tang frowned, rubbed Fa Mu's head, and muttered angrily.
"Everyone is going to go their separate ways, and we've all drunk a lot tonight, and you're frustrated in love, and it's not a bad thing to get drunk."
It was a thin black young man who spoke, he grinned, revealing a neat row of white teeth, "A school flower like Xiao Zhu with a superior family background is also something we can tease?" You have to confess to be willing, and you are addicted to women? β
After the black thin man finished gloating, he found that Zuo Tang was staring at him with both eyes, subconsciously wrapping his arms around his chest, and his voice was an octave higher: "No, brother, the courtship failed, and even I fell in love with it?" β
Seeing his exaggerated appearance, Zuo Tang couldn't help but interrupt: "You, are you Zhang Bo?" β
"I'm your dad! It seems that the wine has not woken up yet, do you want to vomit for a while? β
Zhang Bo smiled and scolded, leaned down, and gently patted Zuo Tang's back: "Falling out of love is not amnesia, I am your brother Zhang Bo, should you forget that your name is Zuo Tang, right?!" β
Didn't Zhang Bo die off Somalia in 2012?
Besides, I should talk about business with the Prince of Dubai on Sorong Island at this time!
Sandy Beauty, Sunbathing, Hennessy ...... 1948 It's the atmosphere that should be.
It's good now, sitting slumped by the gutter, throwing up a lot, what's the matter with Nima?
Zuo Tang was about to ask what was going on, when an eyeless Xiali taxi sped past them, and the subwoofer was turned on, "You are electricity, you are light, you are the only mythical Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"
"Resurrection from the dead" trumpet Zhang Bo!
Xiali taxis have long been banned!
A girl group that has disbanded out of breath!
Reborn?
Zuo Tang didn't care about the nausea, bent down and looked at the water surface in the gutter.
The reflection in the water is a young man, familiar and unfamiliar, with broken hair bangs and green stubble growing around his mouth.
It's clearly what he looked like when he was nineteen years old.
"Damn, it's really reborn!"
In his previous life, on the eve of going to college, he accidentally missed, stabbed a little ruffian named Lu Fangzhou, panicked, and fled to other places.
By chance, he was accepted as a disciple by Gong Changan, the head of the horse gate.
Four branches of a thousand doors, bees, horses, and birds.
He graduated from the school in three years, took over the position of horse head in five years, and then unified thousands of doors and overwhelmed the three major families.
The secret strength of all parties praised him as a thousand handsome.
If there is no left handsome in the world, thousands of doors are like long nights!
It stands to reason that he does not have the four basic conditions of a reborn person, "both parents are dead, cuckolded, poor, hungry and cold", but he is dramatically reborn.
"Beep dog, I really don't want to be reborn!"
No money, no mobile phone, no network payment, cheat.
He sighed and looked at Zhang Bo: "Did you bring any money?" Help me buy a pack of cigarettes. β
Zhang Bo had never seen Zuo Tang smoke, but he didn't say anything more, turned his head and went to the supermarket.
As soon as Zhang Bo left, Zuo Tang's face began to become solemn.
Qianmen has a deep background and knows a lot of secrets.
Yan Lou's wrench Yan returns, and the jade cup of Hades returns to the building, and according to legend, they have the ability to travel through time and space.
Ke Yan needs to drip blood to recognize the Lord when he returns, and he has been lost for a hundred years, and the mysterious force of Hades has not appeared for thousands of years......
"Could it be that you really go back to the building again?"
Zuo Tang thought of the jade cup he used to drink on Suolong Island, and he had some heart palpitations.
If what you think is right, the water is deep.
But after a few seconds, he laughed again: "Damn, Lao Tzu doesn't believe in this evil, even if it's the underworld, what can I do?!" β
Zuo Tang can come to this day, there are too many dangers, the king who stands at the pinnacle, invincible is lonely, he really wants to fight with the legendary Hades.
"No, Uncle Zuo, your cigarettes!"
Zhang Bo came back at a trot and threw the cigarette to Zuo Tang.
"Yo, the red cloud that I haven't seen for a long time."
Zuo Tang took the cigarette and smiled, after he joined Mamen, he never smoked this brand again.
But all the strong have a big heart.
In his previous life, he missed the edification of higher education, and Zuo Tang felt that it was a pleasure to revisit the road of youth.
skillfully tore open the package, and handed one to Zhang Bo: "Fake one?" β
Zhang Bo was a little entangled for a while, but he still decided to smoke one with his brother.
The number of times he smoked, he could pull five fingers over, and his face was thin.
He pinched the cigarette holder with his thumb and forefinger, and quickly hid the cigarette behind him with each puff, and then dared to spit out the green cigarette in several small sips.
Zuo Tang is an old smoker, directly pulling his trouser legs to his knees, and sitting on the curb to swallow clouds and smoke.
Don't forget to joke about Zhang Bo, "Bozi, what about stealing bud rice?" I'm about to become a college student, I'm afraid of a bird! Look, what's the difference between your mouth shape and a night pot? What a waste of rations. β
Zhang Bo's old face turned red and pointed to the restaurant not far away: "Xiao Zhu and them, maybe they will come out at some time, let the classmates see it, I always feel that it is not good." β
"Phew!" Zuo Tang spat on the ground and began to ruin people: "Salty and don't worry about eating radish!" She Xiao Zhu is in charge of the heavens and the earth, and she can still control the gentlemen's smoking and fart? β
His memory of Xiao Zhu is very vague, and he only remembers that he did chase this girl when he was in high school.
Zhang Bo didn't answer, his expression changed, he quickly threw away half of the cigarette, stepped on his feet, and then reminded Zuo Tang: "Throw it away!" β
Zuo Tang was startled by his startled movements: "What's wrong?" β
"Xiao Zhu!"
Zuo Tang subconsciously wanted to throw it, but when he heard these two words, his hand drew an arc in the air, retracted his movements, and put the cigarette back to his mouth.
His image at this time was very sloppy, sitting unkemptly and with a cigarette in his mouth, if it weren't for this young face, he would be a completely greasy uncle.
Xiao Zhu saw that Zuo Tang had not returned for a long time, so he suggested ending the dinner early.
I didn't expect to go out a few steps before I saw Zuo Tang's cigarette dragging.
Less than two months after graduation, everyone has not yet jumped out of the role of high school students, and they all looked at Zuo Tang in surprise.
"Zuo Tang is much better, have you eaten well?"
Zhang Bo rubbed his hands together and felt the need to say something at this moment.
The group didn't make a sound, and turned their eyes to the beautiful girl in the middle.
The girl is very handsome, with bright eyes and bright teeth, and her silky hair naturally falls on her shoulders.
The skirt of the flower-length skirt flutters gently in the night breeze, exuding a sultry agility, and the whole body exudes a good fragrance of lilies.
Zuo Tang was a little distracted, this kind of pure beauty was completely different from the daughters and supermodels he knew before, and it had a unique charm.
"Zuo Tang, how can you smoke!"
The girl's voice was as good as her own, but she was visibly angry.
"You, are you Xiao Zhu?" Zuo Tang's tone was hesitant.
"No, Zuo Tang!"
"Scumbag!"
The crowd sighed for a while, and the girls shook their heads again and again, they confessed to others just now, but they were rejected, so they could pretend not to know each other.
"Zuo Tang, you shouldn't be like this!"
Out of the crowd came a polite boy, half a head taller than the one-meter-eight Zuo Tang.
He smiled warmly: "Smoking is not your style, I hope you will quickly come out of the shadow of broken love and welcome a better tomorrow, we are all looking forward to your progress." β
As he spoke, he also made a cheering motion with his arm.
Sven scum! Load X!
Zuo Tang felt a burst of nausea, in his previous life, he would have pressed this product to the ground and rubbed it.
But he knew his current identity, and stared at the boy who was talking calmly, until he made his whole body hairy, and then said with a scrutiny: "Which onion are you onion?" β
The so-called king has both a mixed bearing and a thick and thin majesty, which is not comparable to the little boy in the greenhouse.
In terms of the realm of X, the two are not in the same dimension, and as soon as their eyes make contact, the tall boy will be defeated.
"It's all classmates pretending to be chicken feathers, you're so disappointing."
The boy shook his head, threw out a sentence of lustful inwardness, and said to Xiao Zhu: "Let's go, don't care about this kind of person." β
Zuo Tang thought it was funny, the X-dealer in front of him reminded him of the sad man with BGM in "Charlotte's Troubles" - Yuan Hua.
In his opinion, the distance between the boy and Yuan Hua was only separated by a trident.
Xiao Zhu was unmoved by the tall boy's words, and walked a few steps closer and said to Zuo Tang: "If you want to pretend to be stupid, I can't help it, but I also said very clearly, I will consider talking about friends after work." β
"Also, if you want to smoke again, I'll tell Aunt Tang."
Who is Aunt Tang? Zuo Tang Tang Lijuan, and the Empress Dowager Tang is also.
Zuo Tang was stunned, in his previous life, his parents lost a lot of money because of their stabbing of Lu Fangzhou, and finally owed a lot of debts.
The situation did not completely improve until he returned home in 2014.
He didn't want to say hello to his parents in this way just after he was reborn.
After thinking about it, he obediently threw away the cigarette butt and played haha: "I'll try, cough!" Cough! Smoking is really bad for your health. β
Looking at the familiar faces, Zuo Tang's memory began to fully recover.
Xiao Zhu is the most beautiful girl since the establishment of Hangcheng No. 3 Middle School, and she has been licking countless dogs behind her, and the tall boy is noble, and he is the most loyal one.
It is said that she got married in her early thirties, married a foreigner, and settled overseas.
"You're the only one left in the class without leaving a message!"
Xiao Zhu smiled playfully, took out a light blue classmate list from his bag, and handed it to Zuo Tang, breaking his thoughts.
The breeze blew and lifted her skirt slightly, revealing half of her white and tender calves, which made Zuo Tang's eyes dizzy.
"Zuo Tang, write a good classmate, where do you look at your eyes?!"
Gao Shang originally shifted his gaze in a fake way, but he was reluctant to see the beauty in front of him, and was ready to quietly scan it with his residual light.
As a result, as soon as he turned his head, he saw Zuo Tang unscrupulous, staring at Xiao Zhu from top to bottom, and scolded angrily.
Even Zhang Bo was wondering, Zuo Tang had a straightforward personality, but he was still quite respectful of Xiao Zhu before, and he was rarely so rude.
Xiao Zhu found Zuo Tang's gaze, stayed in front of his chest for a moment, immediately lowered his face, raised his pink fist and issued a warning: "Look at it again, be careful to gouge out your eyes, and I'll tell Aunt Tang in a while." β
Zuo Tang was addicted, and took the address book with a smile to look through, the sentences on it were old-fashioned and nostalgic.
The girls' version of sincere literature and art.
The boy's version is simply shy.
The most stinky and shameless is noble, who directly stole Gu Cheng's love poems, and at the end of it was also noted in a grand manner, and it was written by Gao Jie himself.
Xiao Zhu obviously knew that this was a love poem, his little face was red, and he pretended to be angry: "Don't rummage around, find a vacant seat and write it quickly!" β
Zuo Tang despised the noble in his heart, and wrote confidently, "What made me shed tears, not only last night's wine, but also your gentleness, a notice, only you who can't take it away!" β
Gao Shang originally stood far away, but when Zuo Tang finished writing, a strong sense of crisis prompted him to step forward, and after reading it, he smiled contemptuously: "Cut, junior high school students' composition, it's really sour." β
Without waiting for Zuo Tang to reply, a girl immediately shook her head and said, "No, what a sense of meaning." β
Except for Zuo Tang, who would have thought that more than ten years later, this ballad would become popular all over the country.
These 90% of the words from plagiarism were also affirmed by Xiao Zhu, "Well, the writing is not bad, I won't tell my aunt about smoking, but you are not allowed to do it again." β
No matter how you listen to this tone, there is a little sweetness.
"By the way, Xiao Zhu is from West Zhejiang University, I am from West Zhejiang University of Science and Technology, Zuo Tang, you should be good, right?" Gao Shang was willing to easily let Zuo Tang gain the upper hand, and deliberately did not open which pot to mention.
Your sister, I don't know that you have a 985 and a 211?
Want to trick me? There are no windows.
You stinky brother, wait, licking the dog can only be a supporting role, and sooner or later you will cry and sing "Snowflakes fluttering, the north wind Xiao Xiao." β
Zuo Tang stretched his waist, with the attitude of a winner, looked directly at the noble and wrote lightly: "I can't compare with you, I'm just a bad two, and I am a neighbor of Xiao Zhu's school. β
After that, he beckoned to Xiao Zhu again: "Miss Xiao, we will have to move around often in the future!" β
The noble face was full of vinegar, but he still pretended to be hard-mouthed, "Xiao Zhu's school is a famous school, what kind of neighbor are you!" β
Zhang Bo and Zuo Tang were admitted to West Zhejiang University of Finance and Business, a little embarrassed, thinking that you Zuo Tang pretended to be X in front of his sister, why did you put me in?
Xiao Zhu didn't want to listen to the two boys talking to each other anymore, so he diverted the topic: "Don't care which school, plus Zhang Bo, aren't the four of us all in the provincial capital, and we will take the same bus to Ning City tomorrow morning." β
Zuo Tang smiled "hehe", thinking that if you dare to chirp crookedly, Lao Tzu will take Xiao Zhu as soon as possible, and then take some kissing photos, and you will be angry with you, perfect.
At this time, Xiao Zhu took out his mobile phone to check the time, and Zuo Tang asked, "What time is it?" β
"10 o'clock in the moment!"
"The phone is good, I just bought it during the summer vacation?"
Zuo Tang pretended to be casual and held Xiao Zhu's little hand, "You are Nokia's new model, the resolution of the color screen is really good!" β
Noble eyes breathed fire, Xiao Zhu also retracted his hand, and glared at Zuo Tang angrily.
Zuo Tang originally wanted to tease a few words, but suddenly realized what 10 o'clock tonight meant, he hurriedly waved his hand at Xiao Zhu and ran, "I still have something to do, let's withdraw first, let's see you in the provincial city!" β
Looking at Zuo Tang's back as he walked away, Xiao Zhu was a little annoyed in his heart, "What kind of person!" Just go, say you will take the same car tomorrow! β
Zuo Tang can't take care of Xiao Zhu's emotions now, anyway, he will have a lot of time to understand it in the future.
He remembered that at around 10 o'clock tonight, Lu Fangzhou would take his brother Lu Yuanchuan to block himself at the gate of the community.
He can't let his parents suffer anymore, there is no room for delay, he has to deal with the Lu brothers in advance.