Chapter 133: Learn martial arts to defend yourself
"Come on!" Zhen Huanjiao said delicately.
"What for?" I was a little dazed.
"The Chief is not trying to attack me, Xio
G-part? Come on......" Zhen Huan deliberately turned sideways and put the big xio
G straightened up.
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm just giving an example!"
"There are countless examples of this, so why are you attacking Xio?
Example of g? Zhen Huan looked at the departure with blurred eyes.
"Because...... Because I want to remind you to keep your critical parts at all times! ”
"Thank you! You don't have to worry about this! ”
"You understand what tactics are, right?"
"A little bit of understanding, a little bit of understanding...... Still, you're not giving a good example. ”
"Didn't I just say it, this is to remind you of it! Look at the men here who are all vicious now, as if they haven't seen a woman for hundreds of years! ”
"That's not what I'm talking about!"
"And what are you talking about?"
"What I'm saying is that the tactic you just used is not right!"
"What do you mean?" The day is getting more and more confused.
Zhen Huan said: "Didn't you just say that you want to attack me xio."
G, hit me on the head on purpose first, and when I protect my head, you change the direction of attack halfway so that you can easily attack me xio
Part G. ”
"Yes, this is the tactic, the sound is attacking the west!"
"I'm talking about you're a 'voice and a blow'! This tactic is not right! ”
"Huh?"
"There's no need to be so complicated!"
"What do you mean?"
"Do you need so many routines? Just say it! ”
"Say what?"
"Say you want to attack me xio
g, as long as the chief speaks, do you still need to make a noise? I would definitely say 'Come o
baby! ’”
After Zhen Huan finished speaking, he teased Liri with his eyes, and Liri was a little unbearable!
It's so exciting, I haven't felt this way in a long time!
"The Emperor...... Emperor...... Queen, don't talk nonsense, talk ...... Let's talk about tactics! Liri was teased by Zhen Huan and stuttered a little.
"Nonsense? Am I? I said that the tactics you just adopted didn't work right, and that's a fact! ”
"What do you mean?"
"In order to achieve the goal, when choosing tactics, you also need to fully understand the actual situation of the other party, take your example just now, if you want to attack any woman here
G, your tactics just now are superfluous!
This tactic is only likely to work if it is used by men like Gongsun Liang or Qin Tian. ”
Liri thought for a while and said: "The tactics are used against both sides, and the relationship between me and the queen is not a confrontation
The g example is not specifically referring to what happened between me and you, it is just an example, so your rebuttal is invalid. ”
"My refutation is invalid because the chief's example is inappropriate! Examples of inappropriateness are causes, invalidity of refutation is effects, and there is no effect without causes. ”
The two deliberately played a game of debate, but they would not continue to debate until the point was reached, and they would even deliberately lose, which is high emotional intelligence.
In reality, there are many smart people who have developed logical thinking, especially like to debate with others, and they have to be superior to others in their mouths everywhere, which is particularly annoying, and even wants to smoke him a few big mouths!
Liri continued to exert high emotional intelligence, praised Zhen Huan, and said: "The queen has a point! ”
"What's the truth?"
"The use of any tactic is based on a premise!"
"Know yourself and know your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles! Right? ”
"Queen, can't you pretend to be stupid? This is my profession, wouldn't it be more appropriate for me to say it? ”
"Chief, a three-year-old child knows this sentence, if I pretend not to know, it's not pretending to be stupid, but really stupid, stupid women no one likes! I'm not going to be a stupid woman, I'm going to be a ......."
"Do what?"
"Be a cute woman, meow ......" Zhen Huan's two hands and paws are in xio
G kept shrinking, flashing beautiful big eyes, sticking out his red tongue, and began to learn to meow.
Wow! The little tongue is too sexy! Liri has the urge to reach out and catch it.
"Chief, can you teach me martial arts?"
"Huh?" It seems that Liri has been suddenly stimulated, and the impulse disappears without a trace in an instant.
"I said, please ask the chief to teach me martial arts himself."
"Martial arts?" Li Ri immediately thought of several prophecies of Bai Bingbing, one of which was that Zhen Huan wanted to learn martial arts.
"That's right, martial arts."
"Isn't the saber always being taught to everyone?"
"Saber teaches some very basic movements, and it is mainly taught to children, and I am not a child!"
The sun was silent.
"Chief, what's wrong? Don't want to? Of course, Zhen Huan didn't know what Bai Bingbing was saying behind her back, if she knew, she wouldn't be stupid enough to bump into the mouth.
Li Ri suddenly asked solemnly: "Queen, why do you want to learn martial arts?" ”
"Chief, if you don't teach me, forget it, why are you so serious, weird and scary......" Zhen Huan realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly played the cowardice of a little woman.
"I just want to know, why does the queen want to learn martial arts!" Leaving the sun and holding on to the problem.
This is the knot in his heart, since Bai Bingbing's first two prophecies came true, this matter has been blocked in his heart, and he is worried that all of Bai Bingbing's prophecies will come true.
Zhen Huan said in a low voice: "The environment here is treacherous, full of murderous intentions, if you are powerless, you may become a beast's lunch at any time!"
If it weren't for luck in the morning, I would have died a long time ago! The chief will not protect me for the rest of my life! ”
"What about protecting you for the rest of your life? It's okay to learn any martial arts! "Liri got up and left.
The two finally ignited a small spark of love and found some lustful stimulation, but in the end they broke up.
"Chief...... The chief ...... "just came out of the "cave" of the "leaving sun", and Bai Bingbing beckoned to the departure of the sun in his "cave".
Liri walked over and asked, "Expert Bai, is there something wrong?" ”
Bai Bingbing smiled: "Chief, come in, come in and sit." ”
I went straight in with my head bored.
"Chief, something almost happened this morning, you know?"
"What's wrong?"
"Queen, the queen almost had a big accident!"
"Got it."
"Huh? The queen told you, what did she say? ”
"It wasn't the queen who said it, it was Technician Yan who told me."
"What did Technician Yan say? She said...... Did you talk about the torches? Bai Bingbing was a little weak-hearted, after all, he also instigated Zhen Huan not to bring torches at that time.
"Nope."
"Did the chief mention this to the Queen?"
"Mentioned, I just came out of her 'cave'!" Liri was still thinking about Zhen Huan's martial arts learning just now, and he was in a very bad mood.
"What did the queen say?"
"The queen said that she thought that the blackbird would not kill Ma Kui at such a short distance, so she did not bring a torch."
Bai Bingbing was finally relieved.
"Chief, come, sit down for a while......"
Bai Bingbing pulled Liri and sat side by side with him on the bench.
Liri couldn't help it anymore and asked, "Expert Bai, do you want to learn martial arts?" ”
"Learn martial arts? What am I learning martial arts for? ”
"It's a treacherous environment, and it's full of murderous intentions, if you don't have the power to restrain the chicken, aren't you afraid of being the lunch of the beast?"
"What am I afraid of? Isn't there still a chieftain? Are there still special forces fighters to protect us? What's wrong? Are you going to leave us? ”
"Alas!" Riri sighed.
"What's wrong, Chief?"
"You're right again!"
"What?"
"She just asked me to teach martial arts!"
"Queen?"
"Who else but her!"