010 2019 Joke Tips
Xie Kai's actions could not be described as violent, and even Zuo Tang was thundered.
Zhou Tiantian didn't care, and was in the mood to take out a small mirror and lip gloss to touch up her makeup.
She pursed her lips and licked her lips, "Yo, what about your pants?" This girl has experienced wind and waves, will she be afraid of your mallet? โ
Zhou Tiantian's words are amazing, comparable to the female version of Zuo Tang.
"Hahaha! Raw! โ
A few words provoked the old drivers who had driven around them to laugh with ill intentions.
Xie Kai's old face flushed, and he pointed at Zhou Tiantian, "You ยทยทยทยทยทยทยท" For a long time, there was no follow-up.
"I can't see that you're quite innocent, do you need my sister's help?"
Saying that, Zhou Tiantian actually walked up to Xie Kai's side and blew at his neck defiantly, "What do you want to scold me?" Cousin? Slut? Hehe, I don't care, there's a kind of you hitting me! โ
"Don't think I dare!"
Xie Kai raised his right hand into the air, and was blown by her breath, and his whole body was crisp, and his hand couldn't move for half a minute.
He tilted his head to the side, not daring to look at Zhou Tiantian again.
Xie Kai is brave and upright, but he is a rookie in terms of women, especially in the face of Zhou Tiantian's inviolability, he has no problem at all.
Zuo Tang sighed, this is Bailian Steel meets Finger Wrapping, Xie Kai VS Zhou Tiantian, it can be regarded as planted.
If you change to Jincancan, you still have to fight.
However, the will of that product is not strong, and it will be half-pushed and half-pushed, and it is difficult to say from Zhou Tiantian.
"It's not right for you to bully people!" Xie Kai only popped out a non-lethal sentence after a while.
"Interesting, who am I bullying? Are you? I didn't spill the vegetable soup! Zhou Tiantian didn't relent, pointing to the girl who bowed her head, "Is she?" We have a good relationship, can't we joke?! โ
Zhou Tiantian pressed forward step by step, and hooked Xie Kai's chin with her fingers.
"Anyway, I know you're the hell."
Xie Kai's voice was a little quieter than just now, and his confidence was obviously insufficient.
"Why do you say that our family is a ghost, do you have any evidence? I don't even dare to look at other people's eyes, and I still learn from others, which is funny! โ
"That's it, a shirtless hero, it turns out to be a weak chicken!"
"You say, this stunned person, shouldn't he be sweet?"
"Cut, even if his ancestors burn high incense, they are only worthy of Tiantian shoes!"
This time, before Zhou Tiantian could speak, the girls who were with her began to help one after another, and they ridiculed Xie Kai.
Xie Kai's face turned from red to white, and he still couldn't say a word.
Moving his mouth is his shortcoming, and his initial momentum has collapsed at this time.
Zuo Tang couldn't stand it anymore, he couldn't let a group of girls ridicule his brother.
"Why is it still over?!" Zuo Tang slapped the table hard and shouted, attracting everyone's attention.
"If it weren't for Sun Monkey borrowing the banana fan, Liu Guanzhang wouldn't have formed the Taoyuan Three Alliances, and Ling Hu Chong would still be able to practice Dugu Nine Swords? As a result, Yang Guo lost an arm, so Cixi took the opportunity to listen to the government, and it was your turn to be a chick here. โ
"I advise you to accept it when you see it, you can't catch the second bus when it's late, don't say that my brother didn't remind you."
With this hand, he used the joke skills of 2019, which can be understood by these natives of 2003.
This routine is so special and strange!
A few girls, obviously feeling that this guy was talking nonsense, but it sounded quite logical, looked at each other, and looked at Zhou Tiantian again.
Zhou Tiantian is definitely an alternative girl, at this moment, she actually admires Zuo Tang a little.
But she didn't say anything more, put her hands in her trouser pockets, and became a bystander.
Because she saw that Zhu Feng, the licking dog who helped her clean up the mess, came.
Zhu Feng is the deputy director of the external liaison department and has always regarded himself as the pride of the sky.
He has a solid family background, and he is still the absolute main force of the basketball varsity team, and there are many fans behind him.
When welcoming the new year a few days ago, I fell in love with Zhou Tiantian at first sight, and then launched a crazy pursuit.
But Zhou Tiantian was about to leave him, neither agreeing nor refusing, which gave him a headache.
Now is the opportunity to show his face in front of the beauty, how could Zhu Feng miss it, as soon as he received the letter, he rushed over from the No. 2 canteen.
"What are you doing here? Others still can't eat? โ
As soon as Zhu Feng came over, he began to shout.
"That's it, Minister Zhu, you have to take care of it quickly." There are good people who know him, hurry up and pat yourself on the back.
Zhu Feng enjoyed this compliment very much, stretched out his two palms, and pretended to make a gesture: "Everyone be quiet, this kind of behavior that disturbs public order will not be ignored by our school, and it must be dealt with seriously." โ
"This classmate, put on his clothes, he doesn't look like a college student at all, it's too unusual!"
Xie Kai, who was shirtless, became his primary target.
Xie Kai held back the fire in his belly, he couldn't do anything about Zhou Tiantian, it didn't mean that he would be stunned by Zhu Feng.
Except for his father and Zuo Tang, he hasn't treated any man as a dish.
He grabbed the T-shirt he had just thrown out and threw it on Zhu Feng, "My clothes are about to become rags, why don't you wear them for me." โ
Zhu Feng was caught off guard, a few drops of oil were rubbed on his body, he was annoyed and angry, quickly pulled the T-shirt to the ground, pointed at Xie Kai and shouted, "What do you want to do?" Do you want to beat the student union officials? โ
"Didn't you let him put on his clothes, others wouldn't wear such clothes, maybe Minister Zhu has a way, so it's up to you to demonstrate, this has nothing to do with beating people, right?!"
Zuo Tang swayed step by step, came to Mount Everest, picked up the T-shirt, and squeezed his eyes at Xie Kai.
"That's right, that's what I meant."
Xie Kai reacted quickly this time, cooperated with Zuo Tang, and blocked Zhu Feng's mouth.
"Okay, let's not talk about this matter first, you parties, come with me to the student union and explain the matter clearly."
Zhu Feng didn't think of a way to deal with it for a while, thinking about bringing them to his own land, but it wasn't what he said.
The External Relations Department often has to deal with people in society, and he thinks that he has seen the big world, and he thinks that it is a piece of cake to bluff a few freshmen.
But Zuo Tang didn't take Zhu Feng seriously at all, in his opinion, being a cadre in the student union was just an opportunity to exercise, and stepping into society was not a fart.
"Which ones? Won't she go? Zuo Tang lit a cigarette, pointed at Zhou Tiantian, and asked slowly.
"Tiantian girl, what's the matter with her? Don't be verbose, come with me! You, youยทยทยทยทยทยท And you! โ
Zhu Feng pointed out Zuo Tang's gang all over the place, even Jin Cancan, who had just finished cooking, and the girl who bowed her head.
He probably knew what happened, but he just had the intention to protect Zhou Tiantian, which made Zuo Tang grasp the handle again.
When Zhu Feng said just now that he represented the school, Zuo Tang felt that this brain was not enough, and the student union was just a simple student body, how could it be said that it was on behalf of the school?
But Zuo Tang was not in a hurry, he wanted to continue to guide Zhu Feng to make a faint move, and finally seal his throat with a sword.
"Hey, Lao Zuo, who is this stupid big guy? How can you pretend to be an X better than me?. โ
Before Zuo Tang could make the next move, Jin Cancan put down the plate and came over.
Zuo Tang lightly spit out a few words, "Robbing a woman with you." โ
"Zhou Tiantian? Damn, let the master meet him! โ
Jin Cancan took out his mobile phone, pretended to answer the phone, and walked towards Zhu Feng.
"Dad, you told Uncle Ma that I won't eat Australian lobster, and the military training is too strict and I won't let you ask for leave...... Feed? Feed? Wait a minute, the signal is not very good. โ
When he said this, he happened to walk in front of Zhu Feng.
He pretended to cover the microphone and looked up at Mount Everest's eyes, which could kill him: "Big, amazing, you blocked my signal, get out of the way!" โ
Jin Cancan exerted all his strength, crashed into Mount Everest, picked up the phone and walked forward to continue acting: "Well, can you hear it now?" There was a silly fork just now......"
Zhu Feng came back to his senses and realized that he had been tricked, so he shouted angrily at Jin Cancan, "You, stop me." โ
"Dad, don't talk about it, that stupid fork is calling me...... Small things, you don't have to run once, hang up! โ
Jin Cancan put the phone in his pocket, turned around, and said first: "What's wrong?" Have you taken a fancy to my brother's phone? What brand do you want to ask me? I won't tell you, my brother uses a Nokia 8250! You can't afford it! โ
Everest was angry, his face was flushed, and he squeezed out a sentence: "You fart!" โ
This scene caused the melon-eating crowd to laugh wildly.
Minister Zhu of the External Relations Department is not worthy of his name, and he was played around by several freshmen, and he was a straw bag.
Jin Cancan didn't pay attention to Zhu Feng, and returned to the crowd to spread his hands towards Zuo Tang, "Old Zuo, it's not challenging, the opponent is too weak!" โ
Comrade Kim, you can! On pretending to be X, I will serve you!
Zuo Tang wiped his tears and deliberately stimulated Zhu Feng: "Yo, Minister Zhu, it's still sweet, it's affectionate enough, it seems that the relationship is not ordinary, whoever you ask to go has to go?" Why? โ
"Just because I'm Tiantian's boyfriend, I'm the deputy director of the external liaison department."
Zhu Feng couldn't wait to eat Zuo Tang and them, he just wanted to take this opportunity to establish a relationship with Zhou Tiantian, and he didn't hesitate to say anything.
"Oh, it turned out to be from the External Relations Department, the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuch is in a hurry, even if we really violate discipline, it should be in the hands of the Discipline Inspection Department, you treat yourself as a green onion, who will eat your dipping sauce."
Zuo Tang extinguished the cigarette butt to the ground, and his tone was contemptuous.
He didn't give Zhu Feng a chance to breathe, and his face turned cold: "Tell you, don't think we're freshmen, so foolish!" โ
"Even if the Discipline Inspection Department comes, you have to tell me that you are ugly and play society with Lao Tzu? You're still a little tender! When Dad was in the society, you were still peeing and playing with mud. โ
These few words have both discipline and momentum, and everyone present was moved and shocked.
Zhou Tiantian and the girl who bowed her head felt the strongest.
Zhou Tiantian is an old society, whether she is a dragon or a worm, she can tell it at a glance.
Zuo Tang's momentum is not something that can be pretended at a glance, which makes her have a good impression of Zuo Tang again.
And the girl who bowed her head felt that everything was because of herself, but she had been protected, and she felt warm in her heart, she even mustered up the courage to secretly look up at Zuo Tang carefully.
"He was the one who helped me find the grilled sausage last night."
She whispered to herself, and quickly lowered her head again.
The two sides were still at a stalemate, and Zhang Bo also rushed over when he heard the news, followed by Huang Jing.
"Why are you here?"
Huang Jing's arrival already made Zuo Tang feel strange, and when he saw that there were scratches on her face, he was even more surprised, "What's the matter with the face?" โ
Huang Jing glanced at Zhou Tiantian and pulled Zuo Tang aside, "It's not because of Zhou Tiantian, we are in a dormitory, and I had a fight with a few of them last night." โ
"Oh?" Zuo Tang understood why she didn't go to military training in the morning.
"Jing Jing fought with Zhou Tiantian and them to help me!"
The girl who bowed her head also came to them at some point, with guilt and timidly explanations.
"It has something to do with you, too? Hey, you're not stammering. โ
is as smart as Zuo Tang, and it is inevitably a little chaotic at this time.
Huang Jing stared at Zuo Tang and only rolled her eyes: "Please, isn't it okay for other people's rice grains to stutter, she is just timid, and she will be very nervous in the face of living people." โ
"Grains of rice? She's a grain of rice, from our class? โ
Zuo Tang seems to have discovered a new world, he knows that there is a girl named Mi Li in the class, but he doesn't know that it is the fairy in front of him, who always loves to keep her head down.
"Zhou Tiantian dislikes the poor rice grains, and is jealous of her good-looking, always looking for fault and bullying her, last night when I was asleep, I actually asked her to open the window to buy grilled sausages, I was really angry!"
Huang Jing frowned and asked Zuo Tang: "Taking advantage of my efforts to go to the infirmary, this is bullying again?!" โ
Mi Li lowered his head and did not dare to speak.
"Don't blame her, I'm here!" Zuo Tang gave Huang Jing a thumbs up, "Sister Huang, it's interesting enough, the position of squad leader belongs to you." โ
He looked at the pitiful rice grain with his head down, his eyes were full of pity, but his heart was even more angry.
Last night's chance encounter, he was too impressed.
is such a soft girl who is full of fairy spirit, but she has been oppressed into a girl, how can he not be angry?
This justice, he must get it back for the grains of rice.
Feelings are very strange, at first, Zuo Tang didn't have any thoughts about her, but now he has a feeling that wants to protect her for the rest of her life.
Huang Jing also heard today that Zuo Tang took all the boys to have a supper with the counselor last night.
Originally, she was worried that he would compete with him for the position of squad leader, but now Zuo Tang took the initiative to express her position, and she was finally relieved.
"Xiao Zuo, this Zhou Tiantian is from Hangcheng No. 9 Middle School, and his social relationship is very complicated, his father is our boss Zhou Tianding, and I have a cousin who is giving him a horse."
After Zhang Bo came, he didn't express his opinion, and after observing for a while, he suddenly woke up and reminded Zuo Tang.
Zuo Tang understood Zhang Bo's painstaking efforts, patted him on the shoulder, and signaled that it didn't matter.
He sneered in his heart, "It's not that the enemies don't get together, if you are not Zhou Tianding's daughter, if you haven't bullied Mi Li, I can still let you go." Now, even if you bow your head and admit your mistakes, it's not that easy. โ
Zuo Tang hugged the rice grain into his arms and hooked his finger towards Zhou Tiantian: "Hey! Miss Zhou, apologize to my object! โ