Chapter 234: Funny Town is Not Funny

"The white elephant will be fine, will it? Why are there so many beasts in this generation? Tu Tian'er was very curious and wanted to take a look outside, but when she saw Lin Feng's leisurely appearance, she listened to the screams outside while drinking a little wine.

"It's going to be fine, you have to believe in the strength of the white elephant, a few little beasts are nothing." Lin Feng just finished speaking.

"Hero, spare us, will you?" A voice begging for mercy came from the front of the carriage.

"How can there be a human voice here?" Tu Tian'er heard the sound of someone begging for mercy in front of her, she no longer believed what kind of wolf or sheep it was just now, opened the curtains, and saw more than a dozen people lying on the ground, everyone was seriously injured, and her black clothes were also stained with a few blood stains.

"What is this?" Tu Tian'er looked at the white elephant dumbfounded, speechless.

"Hunting, I thought it was piggy kittens, and when I started to do it, I found out that they were people? Isn't that so? The white elephant shouted at a man in black who was kneeling on the ground.

"Yes, yes, Uncle is right, everything he said is ...... All right...... Please let us go, uncle? The man in black tried his best to cooperate with the white elephant, and his face was almost on the ground.

"Where are you from?" The white elephant snapped.

"Funny town ahead," the man in black pointed to a large mountain road not far away.

"Funnytown? And such a name? When the white elephant and Tu Tian'er heard it, they both felt extremely funny, but they controlled their appearance and didn't laugh out loud.

"Okay, let's go, you don't look like some bad guy." The white elephant looked at a few injured men, how could he not know that they were the robbers, but this kind of spiritual method was indeed too low, so as not to kill them all, this was also learned from Lin Feng.

"Good wine, good food, so wonderful" Lin Feng didn't poke his head out, but drank wine with a confused expression.

Lin Feng also found that he loved drinking more and more, it seemed that as long as he drank, he would forget everything, and only the life he longed for remained in his mind.

When the drunkenness dissipated, everything remained the same and did not change.

"Is it really that good to drink?" Tu Tian'er saw Lin Feng drinking all the way, and there was not much wine left, so she said strangely with concern.

"The only way to solve the worries is Du Kang."

"If you don't drink, you won't understand the beauty of wine." Lin Feng blushed slightly and explained to Tu Tian'er.

"Bring it," Tu Tian'er said as she snatched the glass full of wine from Lin Feng's hand and spit it out in her stomach.

A hot and spicy feeling instantly burned all over the body, a pair of shy red apples were inlaid on Tu Tian'er's face, and her misty eyes were in a trance, looking at Lin Feng.

"It's so spicy...... Tu Tian'er felt that her blood seemed to be burning, and she was spitting out the breath of Youlan back and forth like above her spicy red mouth.

"Although the mouth is a little spicy, the wine will slowly over time, so that you can feel its temperature, feel the power it gives you, it will never lie to you, it does not need to be disguised, this is wine." Lin Feng seemed to be a poet, took out a jade cup in his hand again, poured in a glass of white wine, and sniffed with his nose.

"Then why did my father beat and scold us every time he drank too much?" Tu Tian'er said as if she was not drunk, and she actually snatched a glass of wine from Lin Feng's hand.

"You ......"

"This is the virtue of wine, people who love wine as their life, will really understand wine, he will not get drunk, even if they drink more, it seems that they are not drinking, but talking, three days and three nights can not finish talking." Lin Feng had no choice but to take back Tu Tian'er's used cup and make a new glass of wine, and then this time he was cautious in case Tu Tian'er took it away again.

"They talk? Will wine talk to you? Tu Tian'er sounded funny, but she felt a little shaky.

The carriage jolted. Tu Tian'er fell on Lin Feng's knees.

"Hey...... Hurry up and ......" Lin Feng was just about to drink the wine from his own wine glass, when he was hit by Tu Tian'er, who suddenly collapsed, and a glass of wine was all spilled on Tu Tian'er's white face.

A girlish fragrance mixed with a strong smell of alcohol.

"Can't drink and be strong?" Lin Feng brought Tu Tian'er closer to the seat next to the carriage and glanced outside.

"This is? How can there be a basin of water here? Lin Feng saw a plastic water basin not far away, although there was only one-third of the area left, Lin Feng recognized that it was something on the earth.

"White Elephant go see what's by that river?" Lin Feng pointed to a place with a stream and said.

"Okay?" Although the white elephant didn't understand what Lin Feng meant, he drove the carriage to the stream not far away.

"Sure enough, it's a plastic basin?" Lin Feng said in his belly.

"Do you know what this is?" Lin Feng looked at the white elephant and said.

"This? I...... Haven't seen it? The white elephant hesitated for a moment, and then said that he hadn't seen it, and it seemed that he had hidden something, and he didn't dare to look directly into Lin Feng's eyes.

"The master is in front of Fun Town, we still have to spend the night, we have to talk about it tomorrow" The white elephant looked at the sky, a black cloud drifted by, it seemed that it was likely to rain.

The setting sun was back on the horizon, and a mountain seemed to press the sun so violently that it would not reappear.

"Okay," Lin Feng left from the red basin of water, returned to the carriage, and looked at the sunset West Mountain Road.

The white elephant's nervous mood relaxed, and he calmly drove the carriage towards Fun Town along the way.

A fresh breeze blew, the black clouds in the sky were moved to the top of Fun Town, some shops also lit candles early, some were lit up, and passers-by looked at the sky from afar, and small bamboo umbrellas were in their hands, as if they could be prepared for a sudden downpour at any time.

"Driving ......" The white elephant watched the sky become more and more gloomy, and he sped up the trip.

Lin Feng looked at the rows of flashing woods and rocks.

Suddenly, several rotating round objects flashed in front of Lin Feng's eyes.

"What's that?" Lin Feng looked back.

I saw four or five fan blades made of bamboo, swaying back and forth with the wind, seemingly with the sound of salsa, and next to it was a wooden box.

"Wind power?" It was too far away, and it got dark for a while, and the dark clouds in the sky were without warning, bringing a hint of drizzle.

"It's raining?" The white elephant felt that the soft breeze was no longer so harmonious, and a few small droplets of water had flowed down his face unconsciously.

I saw that I had arrived in this fun town in front of me.

......The white elephant drove the two horses again, leaving two tracks of five or six feet, and then it was swallowed up by the dark night.

"Guest officer? Do you want to stay at the hotel? A kind old man saw a tall and mighty man standing in front of him, and the old man looked at the carriage, which had been drenched in a drizzle, and asked the white elephant.

"Stay in the hotel." The white elephant got out of the carriage and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"The master has arrived,......," and then shouted into the carriage.

Lin Feng supported Tu Tian'er, who seemed to be drunk but not drunk, and Lin Feng had already put a scarf hat on Tu Tian'er's head, which was also to prevent unnecessary trouble.

"Three guest officers, how many rooms do you want?" The old man held a lantern in his hand and looked at Lin Fengdao who walked out of the carriage.

"Sanjian, we're going to be next to each other," Lin Feng said as if he was explaining himself, saying that he wanted to look at Tu Tian'er, who had been sleeping with his eyes closed.

"Okay, come with me." The old man still said calmly.

"Agui, come here and put this carriage in the backyard stable." The old man walked into the inn and shouted to the inner room.

I saw a fat-headed and big-eared young man walking out of the house, although his height was not much shorter than his own, but his muscles seemed to be powerful and strong.

He was wearing a vest and his muscles were exposed.

As he walked, the earth trembled.

Lin Feng watched as a strange young man took the reins and walked to another path. The two horses meekly followed the boy out of the inn.

"How many of you are from outside, right?" The old man saw Lin Feng frequently looking back like his grandson, and seemed to be reminded when he spoke.

"Yes, old man, this Agui is so strong?" Lin Feng explained to him.

"Hehe, you mean him, we all use the qigong of the Lingqi Hall here to strengthen the body, and the children have liked to practice some qigong over the years, which can also strengthen the body and bones, and can also resist other troublemakers." The old man heard Lin Feng praise his grandson, so he explained kindly.

What's more, the old man also knew that the three of them must not be from here, otherwise they wouldn't have known that the young people here were all such tall and burly. ………

(End of chapter)