"Boss Qin, I want to die of Lao Tzu, let me hug one", between the conversations between the two, a black, thin, rugged-looking, and more than two-meter-tall man suddenly pushed the door and gave Qin Ge a bear hug.

Qin Ge pushed the man away with a look of disgust, and said lightly: "Lao Tzu has no wine here, I want to drink and find Xue Ji."

"Really? Boss, why don't we see you later? I'll go find the old lady first to catch up", the prisoner's eyes widened out without exaggeration when he heard the word wine.

Qin Ge scolded with a smile: "You kid is still the same, don't blame Emperor Bendi for not reminding you, with Xue Ji's character, if you dare to ask her for wine, it's best to be prepared to be beaten in advance."

"No, boss, it's been hundreds of years, and this girl is still so violent?" , the prisoner said with some hesitation.

Qin Ge smiled lightly: "Don't say hundreds of years, she hasn't had a good temper since the day she first followed me. Okay, you go to her, and say that I asked her to bring a batch of wine over for urgent use, by the way, let Xue Ji divide an area for you, and within ten years, you must build your thousand-foot prison for Bendi."

"It won't take five years, boss, as long as the wine pipe is enough, three years, you won't be able to build a thousand-foot prison within three years, and you can use the head of my prison ruler as a night pot", the prisoner Hei Ba'er smiled with his mouth open.

Qin Ge raised his eyebrows and said, "Who did you kid learn to bargain with?" There is enough wine, there is not enough wine for Lao Tzu to practice badly, if you want to drink and go outside to find it yourself, ugly words are ahead, if Lao Tzu finds out that you drink and make mistakes, don't blame Lao Tzu for turning his face and not recognizing people".

The prisoner spread his hands, put on a dejected look, and said in a low voice: "Boss, you have changed, you have become stingy, in the past, your wine cellar was just in and out of my hands, alas, sure enough, time has passed, things are people, boss, I'm leaving, don't think about me, I'll go back."

Qin Ge kicked on the prisoner's buttocks, and said angrily: "I secretly drank up the emperor's wine storehouse, and you still have the face to say, hurry up and get rid of Lao Tzu."

"Kick my ass as soon as we met, boss, you have changed your taste, don't mind, I'm wrong, wrong, wrong."

The prisoner trotted all the way to avoid Qin Ge's fist and knife pursuit, and the sound dragged on longer and longer, and finally gradually disappeared.

"Absurd, are you sure you didn't mean to anger Emperor Ben when you called him out?" , Qin Ge said in an unhappy tone.

"This summoning is purely random, if there is an accident, please try to report the accident to the Emperor of the Heavens."

"Fuck off!".

…

Back then, the prisoner took advantage of Qin Ge's inattention to sneak into Qin Ge's secret wine storehouse, and stayed in it and drank wine for more than a year. If it weren't for the riot in the thousand-foot prison he guarded, Qin Ge would have to continue to be kept in the dark.

"After nightfall, I will accompany you to a lonely grave, finish everything you want to say and do, and I will send you on your way tomorrow morning", Qin Ge sat back on his throne in the dark, no one could see his expression clearly, and could only hear his voice slightly heavy.

No. 1 smiled freely and bowed deeply to the darkness: "Anyway, I still have to thank you for your help in this matter."

"I don't want my doppelganger to leave with a favor, so you don't have to worry too much about this matter, as I said before, this is just a transaction, you and I take what we need, and we don't owe each other", Qin Ge said lightly.

Number One smiled and nodded emphatically, "Okay, then I wish us a successful transaction and a happy cooperation."

…

It's night, the lone star is dotted, the crescent moon is bright, the jackdaw is flying by, the shadow of the black tree is swaying, a lonely grave, and two lines of tears.

Qin Ge directly transferred all the generals this time, and Poison Tang, Leng Xin, Lei Mo, Prison Ruler, and Xue Ji were all temporarily summoned by Qin Ge.

"Boss, did you call us out at night to drink?" , the prisoner was drunk and hazy.

Qin Ge didn't pay attention to the prison ruler, but directly kicked the prison ruler with his legs, and then looked at a few people: "Looking for you to come out and meet, one is to arrange the recent itinerary plan, and the other is to send the No. 1, by the way, get together for a drink, Xue Ji, did you bring the wine?" ”。

"I brought five altars, enough for us to drink", Xue Ji said distressedly.

Qin Ge frowned and said: "I brought back more than fifty jars of wine, you will take out five jars, prison rulers, and give you a task to steal all Xue Ji's wine back to this emperor, and then we will divide it in half."

"Okay boss, that's absolutely fine."

"Huh? You're itchy and itchy, it just so happens that the three of them didn't fight against you, and the old lady will let you have a good time", Yukihime threatened with a pink fist.

"Boss, you don't care about this? You don't know what this old lady is doing when I go to the war general area today", the prison ruler ran behind Qin Ge and complained.

Qin Ge looked at the other three with blue noses and swollen faces, and couldn't help but smile: "What else can Xue Ji do, be cold-hearted, don't embarrass Lao Tzu, next time Xue Ji will do it to you again, and directly freeze her for three years, Reimer, you kid still have the face to bow his head, and it will be over if you directly transfer three thousand thunderbolts to bombard her, Poison Tang?" If you laugh again, Lao Tzu will tear your mouth directly, what about your poison? Give Xue Ji a meditation poison directly, and you will see if she still has the temper to beat you."

The skills of these three are the use of ice, thunder and poison respectively, and unlike those great masters in various fields, Qin Ge's generals are all ancestors in various fields.

"Brother Qin, you actually treat me like this, woo woo, it's over, you're all finished, don't even think about drinking the old lady's wine in a sip", Xue Ji hugged the wine jar tightly and looked at a few people vigilantly.

"Boss, don't you know, the three of us are one step later than her, as soon as I came out, I was snatched away by her to understand the ice ring, let alone freeze her, she won't freeze me in turn, I'll be good", the cold voice can't be automatically adjusted, it will always be the kind of cold abstinence to the bone.

"And me, all the lightning rods I brought from the heavenly realm were snatched by her, and now it is a waste to use lightning to strike her", Reimer said aggrievedly and helplessly.

"These two wastes, don't you know, I just came out and saw them being beaten, I just laughed a few times, these two bad colors in turn helped Xue Ji beat me, and one person snatched me of a Heavenly Spirit Pill, alas, these days, it's just bitter home", Poison Tang said aggrievedly while laughing wildly.

Poison Tang ate all the herbs in the world before becoming a general, and as a result, there was a magic medicine of manxiao, and anyone who consumed this magic medicine, as long as they encountered a little funny thing, they would gradually spread from light laughter to wild laughter, and they would slowly stop until they laughed until they were exhausted.

Fortunately, this strain is not fatal, and after every laugh, it also has the miraculous effect of quickly improving the properties of the medicine. It can even be said that the reason why Poison Tang has become the ancestor of medicine is that this medicine is indispensable.

"Boss, why do I get more and more panicked the more I listen, you didn't call me out just to let me share the pain for these three fools", the prisoner said with a slightly dark face.

Qin Ge smiled lightly: "You are really right, you think that Emperor Ben's wine is so easy to steal, Xue Ji, in the future, he must be beaten a little every day, a big beat every three days, as long as you can complete this task, Emperor Ben will take you with him every time he goes out."

Xue Ji stood in place and smiled at the prisoner, and then looked at Qin Ge sweetly and said, "Lord, rest assured, I can't wait to kill him for this kind of wine thief."

"Stinky, sooner or later, Lao Tzu will put you in a thousand-foot prison and let you get moldy and rotten inside", the prison ruler hid behind Qin Ge and said provocatively.

"If you don't want to be beaten, give him a beating," Yukihime said threateningly, glaring at the three people next to her.

"Okay, Sister Xue".

"I'm sorry prisoner".

"You deserve to be cheap, hahahaha", this is the voice of the poisonous Tang.

A few minutes later, the prisoner was also fortunate to join the combination of a blue nose and swollen face, and this guy hid aside and looked at Qin Ge with a resentful face, his expression was very much like a resentful woman who had just been abandoned.

Qin Ge ignored the prisoner's gaze, sat in front of the lonely grave and picked up the meat sauce sent by Li Tu, and said to the No. 1 Qin Ge who was standing in a soul state on the side: "Next, a few of us will be automatically sealed, if you have anything to say, just say it, I can help you sprinkle these minced meat on the grave."

No. 1 nodded at Qin Ge, and then several people automatically sealed their ears and let No. 1 play freely in his last days.

"Yue'er, do you know, I actually met another me, he is very good, although he speaks a little strangely, sometimes cold and sometimes funny, but he is really a good person."

"Also, the people of the Lin family have been punished, especially Lin Feng, his sins cannot be washed away, I am ready to let him rot in front of your grave, and stay here day and night to atone for your sins."

"Look, this is our wine, do you want to drink it? Come, and I will pour it out for you."

"It should be very cold over there, you are most afraid of the cold, you must wear more clothes and take care of yourself."

"I'm all good here, and I can travel the world with another me in the future, it should be fun, don't worry about me."

"In the next life, you must find a good person to reincarnate, to marry a capable man, don't find another incompetent man like me, you were killed, but I can only watch the bad guys get away with it, don't meet a waste person like me again."

"Yue'er, forget me."

After saying the last sentence, Number One suddenly crouched down and cried with his headache.

Even if Qin Ge helped him avenge him, he could only act as a pitiful bystander from beginning to end.

A man's greatest sorrow is to act as a witness to the glorious moment, and what No. 1 hopes for the most is that the person who slashed Lin Feng is himself.

It's himself! Even if it's another him, it's not himself!

"Don't look at it, drink yours, Xue Ji, one person will share a jar, and then leave after drinking", after Qin Ge finished sprinkling meat, he said to the few people watching the play behind him.

"Boss, if you want me to say that you still have some drawbacks in the revenge model of these people, he can't slaughter the other party with his own hands, and he will never be able to experience the thrill of revenge", the prison ruler analyzed.

"It's also true, my own woman was killed, and I asked other men to help take revenge, but I could only watch from the sidelines, which is really miserable", Reimer said lightly.

"Miserable? Don't you think those who can't even take revenge are miserable? If people want to be content and everything is perfect, then what do they need the boss to help do? Don't forget, we are not saints, the boss's revenge has not been avenged, and you are still in the mood to sympathize with others? ", said coldly and indifferently.

"There are drawbacks to the existing model, and I know that. If it is really one or two doppelgangers, this emperor is also willing to help him personally slash the enemy, but the problem is that this emperor's doppelgangers are as many as tens of thousands, if you really go on according to this model, let alone return to the heavens, you and I may have to stay here even for our lives", Qin Ge frowned and analyzed.

"Okay, let's not say a word, if you want to say that you want to help the doppelganger realize your dreams the most, which of you can compare to the Lord? It is the source of flesh and blood in the Lord, no different from flesh and bones. It's just that the current situation doesn't allow us to do that, don't forget, our main stage is the heavenly realm! Yukihime put the wine on the ground and said to everyone.

"What are you doing in a daze, haven't you seen this old lady put the wine on the table? We came out to drink, and we were all sentimental, come, let's respect the boss for a drink", the prisoner warmed up.

A few people glanced at the prisoner coldly, obviously it was this guy's stubble, and now he pretended to be a good person.

Several people exchanged glances, and then got up and surrounded the prison ruler with a tacit understanding, and once again staged a good show of tigers fighting sheep.