"Then uncle, I'll do it today, okay for you to pull out your black hair!"

As he spoke, his hand sped up and pulled down a few strands of hair, and Su Jiping, who was in pain, screamed wow.

Seeing that this Ding shot so ruthlessly, Su Jiping also lost his temper, and he didn't care about the faint labor pain coming from the top of his head, so he stiffened his waist and scuffled with that Ding.

The two shot in an orderly manner, either pulling their hair or pulling their faces, and even occasionally poked each other's nostrils when they were forced to be in a hurry.

After fighting like this, the two of them soon had blue noses and swollen faces.

When the two were at a stalemate, Su Jiping was accidentally bitten on the thumb by that Ding.

"Ouch! You're a dog, why are you still biting me? ”

Su Jiping's painful cold sweat flowed, seeing that he couldn't break free from Jiading's tiger's mouth, he had no choice but to follow him, so he also opened his bloody mouth and went straight to Jiading's palm and bit it hard.

"Woo."

was bitten by Su Jiping's finger, and the family let out a miserable howl from the crack of his mouth like a pain, but he still didn't mean to let go first.

The two twisted their necks and glared at each other, their faces were red, and neither of them wanted to be the first to open a soft mouth.

In this way, such a funny battle, I don't know how long it will be a stalemate.

Just when the scene was once embarrassed, there was a burst of mockery not far away: "Ouch, you two stupid people, it's really funny enough to fight like this, Lao Tzu asked himself that he had seen a lot of brave and ruthless people in his life, but he had never seen such a funny, squirting toddler's behavior." ”

Although they didn't know who the person who spoke was, Su Jiping and the family Ding made a big red face at the same time after hearing this.

The two of them tilted their necks slightly awkwardly, squinted their eyes and looked at the source of the sound, only to see an old Taoist priest standing not far away.

The old Taoist priest found that the two people on the ground were looking at him with righteous and evil eyes, and his heart suddenly became interested, and he saw him trotting all the way to Su Jiping and them, applauding and urging: "Come on, come on!" Let the old Taoist priest see which of you two has better teeth, and see who can bite off whose fingers. ”

Jia Ding and Su Jiping were stunned at first when they heard this, and after reacting, they began to curse in their hearts at the same time that this old Taoist priest is not a big deal to see the excitement, what you said is light, and it is not your finger that bites, you don't hurt! If it were you, I guess you wouldn't have time to talk about it here.

The old Taoist priest's eyes widened, and he half-bent over to pose with a rather curious look, he glanced at Su Jiping on the left, and then at the housekeeper, and finally shouted very dissatisfied: "Hey, hey! I said you two are a little harder, how can you bite each other's fingers off without using force? Are you two having fun here? ”

Su Jiping and Jiading are so angry in their hearts, who has nothing to do with biting their fingers and playing? Are you really sick with us?

"Hey, what are you two boys staring at me? Looking for a beating? ”

The old Taoist priest reached out angrily and patted Su Jiping and the head of the family, "Concentrate and bite well!" Don't keep staring at me, the old Taoist priest, I came to see the excitement, and I like the bloody scene the most. ”

As he spoke, he laughed out loud shamelessly: "Haha, hehe, it's so exciting!" It's so much fun to watch two fools fight! Haha..."

was ridiculed by the old Taoist priest who suddenly appeared, which made Su Jiping and Jiading feel aggrieved, these two boys looked at each other with hatred in their eyes, and planned to put aside the previous grievances first, and then the two actually released each other's big mouths with a tacit understanding.

"Woo, hoohoo, it hurts, it hurts!"

"Ouch, ouch, it hurts me to death, if my finger is broken, how can I work in the Zhuangzi in the future."

Looking at the two people rolling back and forth on the ground, the old Taoist priest suddenly felt bored, and seemed to be very angry with his hands and pinched his waist and said, "Hey, you two haven't decided the winner yet, why are you relieved?" Isn't that! I didn't see this good show, I was really angry. ”

The old Taoist priest was venting his dissatisfaction, but the family had already taken advantage of this time to get up from the ground, and when he saw the old Taoist priest's appearance clearly, he was even more angry: "Wow, it's you, the stinky Taoist who stole things, came to see the excitement, it's really against you!" Say, who the hell told you to come here? ”

As soon as the words fell, the family seemed to suddenly come back to his senses: "Huh? No, I remember that the lord didn't let you hang you from a big tree? You're this, you're here..."

Without waiting for the family to finish speaking, the old Taoist priest stiffened his neck, stretched out his hand and pointed to his face, and said angrily: "What's so strange about this? Do you think you can trap the old Taoist priest with just a broken rope? Cut, it's too underestimating my means. ”

At this time, Su Jiping also grinned and came to the old Taoist's side: "You stinky Taoist priest is really unrighteous, just now you just watched the excitement, and you didn't say that you could find a way to help me get out of trouble, in vain I still worry about your life and death, it's really a waste of my kindness." ”

Su Jiping said this, thinking that the old Taoist priest would say something apologetic for this, and he would show a little emotion at the worst, but who knew that the old Taoist priest not only thanked him, but grabbed him by the collar: "Why did you bastard come here?" You're here, so what's wrong with my little apprentice? He is unconscious now, and there is no one around to take care of him. If something happens to you to leave him alone in the cave, where can I take another apprentice with deep understanding? ”

Su Jiping's face turned blue and white for a while when he heard this, and before he could come to his senses, he only heard the old Taoist priest shouting again: "If my little apprentice dies, see how I clean you up!" ”

When he said this, he suddenly paused, lowered his head and thought about it, and began to mumble in a low voice: "Oh, how should I clean you up, is it a stick kill or a knife directly, well, it is better to fry it in the oil pan, so as to relieve the hatred in my heart." ”

Seeing how scary he said, Su Jiping trembled with fright, and said in his heart: This old Taoist priest behaves grotesquely, behaves rudely, and can't do anything crazy?

If something really happens to his little apprentice, I guess I'll live to the end.

However, I suddenly remembered that before I came out of the cave, I arranged and disguised the entrance of the cave seamlessly, and I felt a little comforted in my heart, and I estimated that the little Taoist priest in the cave should not have anything to do.

Thinking like this, Su Jiping hurriedly told the old Taoist priest the truth.

After hearing this, the old Taoist priest suddenly squinted his eyes and stared at him inexplicably for a careful look, and then in his stunned eyes, he handed him ten rune papers in front of him, saying that he wanted him to take these rune papers to exchange for a thousand oceans and come back.

Su Jiping was startled, and glanced at the rune paper in his hand with a panicked expression: "You're not joking, are you?" With just a few broken notes, can you get back a thousand oceans? ”

As if he had expected this reaction, the old Taoist priest leaned into his ear with an indifferent expression and whispered a few words, and then began to urge him to leave here quickly.

In fact, the old Taoist priest didn't say anything else when he came to his ear just now, but just briefly explained to him the use of the rune paper, and how to exchange the rune paper for money.

However, Su Jiping still didn't understand why the old Taoist priest suddenly needed so much money from a thousand oceans, and he asked him the reason in person.

After listening to his words, the old Taoist priest actually shook his head and replied with an extremely vague sentence: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed!" ”

Yes? Why is it that the heavenly machine cannot be revealed?

Why does this sound so familiar?

Su Jiping shook his head helplessly, and when he was about to ask again, he was preemptively spoken by the old Taoist priest: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you, let me tell you the truth, I came to Wangjiazhuang this time and planned to borrow the Tianshan Snow Lotus back for use, but who knew that when I saw the Tianshan Snow Lotus with my own eyes, I found that it was a little greasy." ”

"Greasy?" Su Jiping looked confused: "What does this mean?" ”

The old Taoist priest chuckled: "Hmph, because I found out that Tianshan Snow Lotus is a fake carved from a white radish." ”

"Ahh

Su Jiping was completely stunned: "White, the snow carved from the Tianshan Mountains with white radish.."

Seeing that he was too surprised, causing his voice to inadvertently raise a lot of decibels, the old Taoist priest hurriedly reached out and covered his mouth tightly: "Stinky boy, you give me a little quiet!" Except for the king, the other servants in the village have not known about this matter, so you don't have to make a public announcement. ”

Su Ji Pingmu nodded, but he felt resentful for Wang Yuanwai in his heart, because he clearly remembered that Wang Yuanwai had said that this Tianshan Snow Lotus had been bought from an old Taoist priest for two thousand oceans.

But who would have thought that what he bought for two thousand oceans was just a fake carved from cheap white radish, which is really annoying, and I don't know if Wang Yuanwai was angry when he learned the truth, he was angry and spit blood.

was thinking wildly, only to hear the old Taoist priest smile helplessly: "Since Tianshan Snow Lotus is fake, then my plan will naturally be ruined, it seems that the matter of sealing the seal of chasing life for Xiaohu has to be considered in the long run."

However, even if it is used to seal the life-chasing mark with other pills, it will be an extremely expensive high-grade pill, so this cost must be a lot of consumption! ”

Stretched out his hand and patted Su Jiping's shoulder, giving him an encouraging look: "It's up to you to make money and run errands, but the time can't be dragged on too long, you must make up enough for a thousand oceans within ten days, otherwise Xiaohu will really die." ”

Su Jiping suddenly felt that the burden on his shoulders seemed to be a little heavy, so he looked at the old Taoist priest with some embarrassment: "I said, old Taoist, aren't you more sure than me if you personally exchange these runes for some money?" Then why do you want me, a layman, to run errands, aren't you afraid that I will mess things up, or run away with money? ”

The old Taoist priest stretched his waist: "I haven't finished dealing with the affairs here outside the king, so I'm also lacking skills now, otherwise I can let you do things like a fool?" Really, when my brain is in water? ”