Chapter 149: What Are You Excited For?
Xu Kaifei jumped up and shouted, "I'm ......"
Before Xu Kaifei could say the reason he thought of, Jiang Changqing said one word: "False!" ”
Xu Kaifei was blocked by Jiang Changqing's word, and it was not uncomfortable, and then, Xu Kaifei began to feel stuffed.
"If you are weak, you have to be cured!" Jiang Changqing's voice was not high, but it had the momentum of pressing everything, "Young man, don't know how to cherish it when you are young!" When you get older and start to be powerless, you will regret it! ”
After finishing speaking, Jiang Changqing drank red wine.
Xu Kaifei, who was blocked by Jiang Changqing's heart, gasped for breath for a long time, gritted his teeth and said, "Jiang Changqing, do you want to try, my ability?" ”
"I've seen it during the day?" Jiang Changqing shook his head, sighed, and said, "Void...... Yes! ”
A mouthful of old blood spurted out of Xu Kaifei's mouth.
In Jiang Changqing's eyes, a few words appeared: "Sample, I can't kill you!" ”
After taking a few deep breaths, Xu Kaifei decided not to entangle with Jiang Changqing on whether he was false or not, and glanced at Jiang Changqing, with an expression of "Uncle Ben doesn't care about you" in his eyes.
After sitting on the sofa again, Xu Kaifei diverted the topic and said to Jiang Changqing: "Changqing, there will be my play tomorrow, you haven't told me yet, how should I act?" ”
"Lying in bed and playing games, do you still need me to teach you? Isn't that exactly what you do every day? You're acting in your true colors! After speaking, Jiang Changqing shook his head, and asked Xu Kaifei with a sense of provocation, "By the way, why didn't Director Gao Hang write to you that your new African girlfriend squeezed you and couldn't get up in bed?" The reason why you returned to China was because you were squeezed too much, so you wanted to flee back? ”
Xu Kaifei gritted his teeth at Jiang Changqing, and after taking a deep breath, he didn't answer Jiang Changqing's words, but got up and came to the small bar, took a red wine glass, and said, "Why didn't you see Yang Guo?" Didn't she accompany you? It's too unusual, I actually left you here alone, in this wilderness, what if there are bad people? ”
After Jiang Changqing reclined on the sofa, he said coldly: "She's not here, isn't it just cheap for you!?" ”
is different from the voice that teased Xu Kaifei in the afternoon, and now Jiang Changqing teasing Xu Kaifei is just superficial.
Xu Kaifei still didn't pick up Jiang Changqing's stubble, poured himself a glass of red wine, leaned back on the sofa, and said, "I'm going to invest in a movie and invite you to be the heroine, how about it?" ”
"Get the script ready, you can tell me again!" Jiang Changqing asked, "Actor, who are you going to use?" Is there a kiss scene? Drama in bed? ”
Xu Kaifei rolled his eyes and said, "Do you think I will be willing to let you act in kiss scenes and bed scenes?" ”
Jiang Changqing gave Xu Kaifei a tempting proposal: "You can be the leading actor?" In this way, won't you be able to take advantage of me in the open? ”
Xu Kaifei groped his chin: "If you say that, then I really have to think about it!" ”
Jiang Changqing continued to tease Xu Kaifei and said, "Well, think about it!" Tell me when you've thought about it! By the way, you should make up for it too! Don't play yet, just 'poof' yourself, it's over! ”
Okay, well, play hooligan with me, right? Then let's see who has played whom!
Xu Kaifei's eyes narrowed, his hands were spread, and he said to Jiang Changqing, who was pouring wine:
"Changqing, it's not that my body is wrong!"
Jiang Changqing, who turned the wine glass, pursed his lips and said, "Is that still my problem?" ”
"Isn't that your problem!" Xu Kaifei said confidently, "I'm a normal man!" You seduce me like that, and if I don't react at all, do you think? What does it prove that I can have that reaction? Prove that I'm a pure man! The gentlemen of the pure masters! AWM among the pure masters! ”
Jiang Changqing asked a little puzzled: "What is AWM!?" ”
Xu Kaifei raised his eyebrows at Jiang Changqing, and said with a pun: "Gun!" Big guns! A big gun that hits the soul! ”
Jiang Changqing pursed his lips, quietly glanced at Xu Kaifei's crotch, stretched out his little thumb, and said disdainfully: "I haven't seen that thing of yours!" It's just a little earthworm! ”
Jiang Changqing mentioned this, Xu Kaifei suddenly thought of his unbearable after the circumcision operation, and after the corners of his mouth trembled, Xu Kaifei said: "Have you seen a lot?" Are you still well-informed in this area? ”
After drinking the wine in the cup, Jiang Changqing glanced at Xu Kaifei and said, "Who is fine, look at that thing!" Isn't it beautiful? ”
"Changqing, let me ask you a question!" Without waiting for Jiang Changqing to say that he should ask, or not to ask, Xu Kaifei asked directly, "Are you really a bachelor?" ”
Based on Xu Kaifei's family affairs, Jiang Changqing's experience from childhood to adulthood has long been investigated, so he naturally knows that Jiang Changqing has had a boyfriend every time he has now.
Jiang Changqing sighed lightly, "Of course! ”
If this girl had a boyfriend, would you still think a lot about this girl!?
Hey, do you want to go back and get the certificate with Gao Yi? Break off this little scum's non-dividing thoughts?
Xu Kaifei said: "Then let's get the certificate!" ”
Jiang Changqing blinked his eyes several times in a row, and said, "Did you have a head pump?" I'm a bachelor, you let me get a certificate with you!? What do you think? ”
"Am I not doing it for you!?" Xu Kaifei said confidently, "With your own conditions, there will definitely be many men who will beat your idea!" Do you think it's tiring to deal with the men who beat you up every day? Think about when you first started college, think about the half semester when a new student came in! Isn't it annoying? Are you annoyed and want to slap them to death? ”
Jiang Changqing nodded slightly, at that time, he was really annoying!
Seeing Jiang Changqing nodding, Xu Kaifei continued excitedly: "However, after you and I get the certificate, then, there will be no such troubles!" You don't need to slap your card on their faces, they will all know that you have a husband who they will never surpass in their lives! And they will cut off their thoughts about you! You'll be able to live the life you want! ”
This is still to fool me into getting the certificate with you!
Jiang Changqing's eyes narrowed, "And then!?" ”
Xu Kaifei spread his hands and said, "Then!?" Then you're ready to live the life you want! ”
Jiang Changqing's eyes narrowed into a slit, "Then I, do I need to accompany you to bed?" Do I need to give you a baby? ”
The powerful heartbeat of "dong dong dong" came into Jiang Changqing's ears, and in the midst of this chaotic heartbeat, Xu Kaifei said: "If you are willing, I will cooperate with you!" ”
Jiang Changqing gave Xu Kaifei a big roll of his eyes, "Flicker, flicker!" ”
"I didn't fool you!
Xu Kaifei said to Jiang Changqing in an extremely sincere tone, "I know that you have a good kung fu, so even if the two of us get the certificate, I won't be able to get into your bed without your consent!" Isn't it? ”
Xu Kaifei said that there was really nothing wrong with this.
After drinking a glass of red wine, Jiang Changqing asked, "Then you and I get the certificate, what are you trying to do?" ”
"I just like you!" Xu Kaifei's face was full of sincerity, "I just want to accompany you in this life!" ”
After a slight pause, Xu Kaifei continued to say sincerely: "Even if nothing happens between us, I want to accompany you in this life!" You're still living the life you want! ”
Looking at Xu Kaifei's eyes, Jiang Changqing knew that what he said was true, but ......
Jiang Changqing gave Xu Kaifei a big roll of his eyes again, "You can pull it down!" For me, with that certificate, I can get rid of some unnecessary troubles, but for me, that certificate is the biggest constraint! ”
"We're back!" The door of the RV was opened from the outside, and Yang Guo's voice came in, "Ma Dan, the barbecue stall outside is so lively, we have been queuing for a long time!" ”
After coming up from outside, Yang Guo saw Xu Kaifei sitting on the same sofa as Jiang Changqing, and in an instant, his pupils dilated twice.
Behind Yang Guo, a man's voice came: "Sister Guoguo, do you want to start a fire now?" ”
"Order!" After Yang Guo left, Yang Guo said to Jiang Chunyu's bodyguard who came to replace Jiang Chunyu, "Choose a better place." ”
"Okay!"
After the bodyguard left, Yang Guo walked over to Jiang Changqing vigilantly, and asked Xu Kaifei as he walked, "When did Mr. Xu come?" ”
Xu Kaifei looked at his watch and said, "About an hour ago!" ”
Isn't that what it should have happened, it's already happening!?
Yang Guo looked at Jiang Changqing's clothes and hair, fortunately, the clothes were not messy, and the hair was not messy, it didn't look like he had been bullied.
After sitting in the middle of Jiang Changqing and Xu Kaifei, Yang Guo issued an eviction order, "Mr. Xu, we have to report the bonfire dinner in a while, I'm afraid it will be late, Xu is always a busy person, so we won't leave Mr. Xu!" ”
After Xu Kaifei smiled faintly, he said, "It's okay, I'm not busy!" ”
Yang Guo's face suddenly turned black.
Jiang Changqing stretched out his foot and rubbed Yang Guo's waist and said, "It's okay, you don't have to worry about him!" When it's time to go, he'll go! ”
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Changqing asked Yang Guodao: "By the way, how many fat kidneys did you buy!?" ”
Yang Guo said: "Don't you want five!?" ”
Jiang Changqing glanced at Xu Kaifei and said, "I'm afraid five is not enough!" ”
What that look meant, Xu Kaifei knew it.
And there are some things that you know and I know, and you can't let a third person know!
Therefore, after catching a glimpse of himself in front of Jiang Changqing's eyes, Xu Kaifei was about to get up and brush off his clothes as soon as he exerted his waist, but what Xu Kaifei didn't expect was that Yang Guo's reaction was even greater than him.
After noticing Jiang Changqing's eyes glancing at Xu Kaifei, Yang Guo jumped three feet high: "What!?" Not enough! ”
Yang Guo's jump startled Xu Kaifei, who originally wanted to leave, and his waist weakened with fright, and he sat on the sofa again.
Jiang Changqing asked puzzledly, "Sister Guoguo, what are you excited about?" 2k reading network