Chapter 82: Waiting for a Kiss
Leave it to death and be reborn!
No one can tell if this is the blessing of the Buddha.
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What is the world?
What is a person?
These are questions that humanity is far from finding the answers to!
After leaving the sun and being reincarnated, he shouted with great interest-
"Ready to go!"
People excitedly began to dismantle the metal sticks and stacks of wood from the tunnels.
"Chief, tell a joke!" Zhen Huan hurriedly got rid of the emotional impact of Bai Bingbing's instigation of Qiuyue's departing day, intending to create a joyful atmosphere.
"Okay, tell a joke and make everyone happy!"
"Who's going to say? There are points! Zhen Huan began to offer a reward.
"Queen, what's the theme?" Shangguan Ting asked.
"What theme?"
"The subject of the joke."
"There is no theme, rare happiness, what comes to mind!"
"Then I'll talk about it first!" Shangguan Ting was afraid that others would take this opportunity.
"Okay, I'll give you a score."
Shangguan Ting began to tell jokes -
Jim and Jack went to the hotel, their room was on the 46th floor, but the elevator was broken!
So the two decided to rest on the stairs while telling jokes.
When he finally climbed to the 45th floor, Jack said to Jim, "I'll tell you a super funny joke!" β
Jim said, "Tell me." β
Jack said, "I forgot my key in the lobby on the first floor!" β
Shangguan Ting laughed alone after telling the joke, but no one laughed, but looked at her in a daze!
What's the laugh about this story?
After climbing dozens of floors, I have to return in the end, isn't it just a bamboo basket to draw water!
Doesn't this indicate that everyone's excitement just now may end up in nothing?
Everyone is sensitive to the meaning of this implication!
No way! What a god! Liri scolded in his heart.
"Shangguan Ting, no one is laughing at your joke except you, I won't give you points, besides, your joke is not finished!"
Zhen Huan is a master of playing psychology, and he needs to play a role at critical moments.
"What's not done?" Shangguan Ting's emotional intelligence can almost be described as a straight woman of steel.
"Jack said, 'I forgot my key in the hall on the first floor!' And that's not the end of the story. β
"Huh?"
Except for Shangguan Ting, everyone pricked up their ears!
"When Jack finished speaking, Jim said, 'I knew you idiot was going to forget to bring your keys, so ......'"
Zhen Huan whetted everyone's appetite, and then said, "So I put the key on my body while you weren't paying attention!" β
"Good, well spoken!" Immediately after the departure of the sun, he applauded loudly.
As a leader, Liri cares about morale, even if it is an auspicious word, it can have a positive impact on everyone's psychology, not to mention -
What if?
What if there is a prophecy?
People, once faced with a desperate situation many times, the concept of gods may slowly arise.
Zhen Huan looked at the departure sun, and the two glanced at each other, and the reason was tacit.
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"Chief, with the woods, will we really be able to survive?"
"Of course, I'm a special forces, so I have some experience! Queen, why don't you believe me? β
"No, no, no!" Zhen Huan shook his head like an accelerated pendulum, "I'm just lamenting fate!" β
"Yes! Destiny! Liri also sighed.
"Hopefully this is the last time! Sheik...... Seriously, I, I really can't take it anymore! Zhen Huan made no secret of his sad emotions.
"Understood, understood! Thank you, thank you Queen! "The day suddenly became polite.
"Chief, you just owe me something!" Zhen Huan is going to be eccentric again.
"Owe you something? What is it? β
"Guess!"
"Guess again? This is not my strong point, you just say it, what I owe you, I will pay it back as soon as possible. β
"Owe me ......" Zhen Huan stared at Liri with wide eyes.
I love Zhen Huan's beautiful eyes!
Zhen Huan's eyes can speak, express emotions and hearts, open eyes wide is cute, squint eyes is ecstasy, and close eyes to play kissing.
"Owe me a kiss!" Zhen Huan was shy.
"Huh?" Liri was surprised, "Why is this?" β
"The girls kissed you just now, but I didn't!" Zhen Huan was coquettish.
"This! Aren't they excited! In that case, I'll pay you back, come on, come on! Liri smiled and pressed his face to it.
"I don't want it!"
"What's wrong?"
"It's a dangling, no sincerity, no atmosphere!"
"Miss this village, there is no more this store!" Liri continued to smile and put his face to it.
"No, I'm going to remember! Wait until I want to pick it up again, and ......" Zhen Huan threw an eyebrow at Liri, and Liri shook his heart for a while.
"And what?"
"And, for each additional day waited, the position can be shifted by 0.5 centimeters ......"
"What location?"
"Kiss position."
"Huh? If you wait a year, then my whole body will become your sphere of influence! After all, the pressure to survive is much less now, and Zhen Huan is constantly stimulating him.
Zhen Huan looked at Liri shyly, Liri sneezed, and hurriedly hurried away with his tail between his legs!
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Slowly......
The woods in the distance gradually came into people's sight, and Liri was not mistaken, it was indeed a forest!
"It's almost there, come on!" Liri shouted.
People didn't eat lunch, but they were in good spirits!
"Special forces, all of them, one or two ......" began to shout slogans to encourage a few people carrying boxes.
"Hey, hey!"
"One, two, ......"
"Hey, hey!"
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It's almost 200 meters from the woods!
There is a forest in front of it, quiet, gloomy, boundless, how wide it is, no one knows!
The trees were crushed by snow, and no one knew what kind of trunks they were, large and small, high and low.
"Stop! Rest in place! Special forces, in charge of vigilance! β
"Chief, why are you nervous again?" Zhen Huan's eyebrows frowned slightly.
"If there's a forest, maybe there's a big animal!"
"Large animals? In addition to pythons and two-headed birds, are there also tiger lions? β
"It's really possible, and there are even bears!" Liri seems to be scaring Zhen Huan, but in fact, he is telling the truth.
The tension is back on!
"Saber ......"
"Here!"
"Check ahead!"
"Yes!"
"Cold Knife ......"
"Here!"
"Cover the sabre!"
"Yes!"
"Fang Ling'er ......"
"Here!"
"Rear alert!"
"Yes!"
"Blue Moon ......"
"Here!"
"Responsible for air vigilance!"
Liri opened the weapon box with the password, then took out the sniper Bu Jiong, and immediately threw it to Lan Yue'er.
Lan Yue'er stretched out her hand, caught it steadily, pulled the bolt and loaded it, and scanned the sky......
"That's cool!" Long Wu's face was envious.
"It's so punctual!" Wu Wei's eyes were about to fall out.
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Liri is going to take the special forces to do her business, and Zhen Huan is also going to do her business.
"Chief, borrow your dagger and use it!"
"What?"
"Izuku!" Zhen Huan whispered.
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"It's convenient!" Zhen Huan twisted his little buttocks.
"What's so convenient with a dagger?" I didn't understand the situation when I left the day.
"Oops! Izuku is to go to the toilet, I want to! Do you understand this? Zhen Huan raised his voice.
",, what do you do with a dagger?" I still haven't figured it out.
"Have you forgotten the lesson of Technician Wu? Boa! I don't have as much strength as Wu Wei! Zhen Huan's eyes widened, his hands were gesturing, and he had an exaggerated expression.
"How can you be so lucky! If only there were anacondas! Liri took off the dagger and handed it to Zhen Huan.
"Chief, can you give me a piece of paper? Just tear up your notebook. β
"What? It's the only thing we keep in the text! β
"It's cold, it's too cold, I'm worried that the little ass can't stand it! Burn a piece of paper and slow down for a while. Zhen Huan began to tremble, not knowing whether he was suffocated by or frozen by the weather.
Seeing Zhen Huan's pitiful and ridiculous appearance, he didn't think too much about it, and then tore off a piece of paper and gave it to Zhen Huan.
"Fire, hurry up, give me a lighter, I can't hold it!" Zhen Huan urged to leave the sun.
Liri gave the atomic lighter to Zhen Huan, and Zhen Huan took the igniter and ran away.
Then squatted down in a place fenced by several stacks of wood - this was their makeshift toilet.
"Leader!"
Liri suddenly heard a saber shouting loudly.