Wang Tao, who was suddenly frightened, trembled violently, and he was almost scared out of urine directly by Xiaobao.

However, just when he was panting with his pounding little heart, he didn't expect Xiaobao to turn around and run towards the river: "Haha, it's not so easy to scare me, haha." ”

Wang Tao, who was tricked, was so angry that the roots of his teeth itched, and he screamed and went straight to Xiaobao.

At this time, Xiaomei, who was chatting with Cuihong in the room, suddenly felt a little uneasy.

Why is my heart beating so hard?

Could it be that something happened to Brother Xiaobao?

The long wait was really torturous, and Xiaomei, who was restless, said that she wanted to go to the river to see Xiaobao and them.

"Don't worry, although the two of them are stupid, they are stupid, but they are not going to have an accident,"

Cui Hong drank the water from the teacup in her hand and spoke lightly.

Xiaomei smiled bitterly, still refusing to give up.

She kept begging Cui Hong, so she let Cui Hong go out with her.

There was still some distance from the river, and Xiaomei, who was far away, heard the sound of Wang Tao and Xiaobao arguing.

Xiaomei hurriedly ran over to take a look, but saw that Wang Tao was grabbing Xiaobao's neck and pressing him into the river: "Stinky boy!" I'll let you play tricks on me, and see if I don't teach you a lesson. ”

"Bastard thing! Hurry up and let go of that kid, or your aunt and grandmother will be welcome. ”

Before Xiaomei could say anything to stop her, she saw Cui Hong like an angry lion, and she rushed towards Xiaobao and them with a curse in her mouth.

Looking at her posture, it seems that she wants to fight to the death with Wang Tao.

Wang Tao was bullying Xiaobao, but unexpectedly he was slapped on the face inexplicably: "Smack." ”

"Damn it, who dares..."

Wang Tao was so angry that before he could finish a sentence, he saw Cui Hong kick him quickly.

The speed of this kick was extremely fast, and before Wang Tao could react, he was kicked into the middle of the river: "Poof." ”

Wang Tao just struggled to poke his head out of the water, but found that Cui Hong was unrelenting and kicked again.

Ouch my dam, this is really ruthless.

Wang Tao subconsciously blocked Cuihong's kick with both hands, and said in his heart: This step down, even if I don't die, I have to lose a layer of skin.

After a brief moment of consternation, he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Stop! Uh, no, stop. Cuihong girl, don't beat people indiscriminately, you can see clearly, I am Wang Tao, and we are our own people. ”

Cui Hong snorted coldly, and then said with her hands on her hips and menacingly: "Who is your own person with you, why are you bullying Xiaobao?" ”

"I, this... Well, what the hell..."

Wang Tao subconsciously glanced at Xiaobao, and it was only then that he suddenly remembered the relationship between Cuihong and Xiaobao.

As soon as he thought of this, Wang Tao hurriedly accompanied the smiling face, first ran to the shore, and then said nonsense: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, pure misunderstanding, I'm not playing with Xiaobao, I didn't bully him, I don't believe you asked him to try." ”

"Phew! Playing around and pressing people into the water, aren't you going to kill people! ”

Cui Hong's eyes widened, obviously refusing to believe his nonsense.

Wang Tao's face was full of embarrassment, and he said in his heart: I finally made up a set of lies, but I didn't expect to be seen through by you in the blink of an eye, how can this be done?

"Sister Cuihong, you dissipate your anger and dissipate your anger, didn't Brother Wang Tao say that he was joking, it is estimated that with his IQ, he should not deceive people."

At the critical moment, Xiaomei helped to play the round, but I saw her stop Cuihong and keep comforting, until it took a lot of effort to persuade Cuihong who suddenly went berserk.

Stabilizing this side, Xiaomei hurriedly turned her head and shouted at Wang Tao, who was already stunned: "Brother Wang Tao, what are you still standing stupidly for?" Hurry up and make amends to Sister Cuihong, and apologize! ”

"Let me apologize, what are you kidding!"

Wang Tao didn't know which tendon was wrong, but he suddenly pointed to his nose, and became even more angry as he spoke, "Let me tell you, it was Xiaobao who scared me first, or I could press him into the water, you really have something wrong with my brain." ”

Xiaomei was shocked when she heard this, Brother Wang Tao is really stupid and smoking, when is this still arguing about right and wrong.

This is really not a coffin, no tears, no fat beating, no pleasure.

Sure enough, when Cuihong heard that Wang Tao dared to talk back, she was furious.

She shook off Xiaomei's arm and made a gesture to go over and beat Wang Tao again.

Seeing Cuihong getting angry again, Wang Tao really complained in his heart: It's all my fault for this broken mouth, what are you doing with these useless words.

Just when he was afraid of sifting chaff, he inadvertently caught a glimpse of Xiaobao hiding on the side and covering his mouth and snickering.

Damn, you stinky boy is going to be beaten up, and you won't come out to take care of your tigress?

If I hadn't used my own child's urine to heal you and exorcise evil spirits, how could you have a chance to secretly have fun here.

It's really a wolf's heart and dog lungs, a wolf's heart and dog lungs.

Thinking of this, Wang Tao hurriedly pulled Xiaobao who was watching the excitement from the side over and blocked him as a meat shield in front of him.

At the same time, the emerald red was already close at hand.

She planned to teach Wang Tao a good lesson, but she never expected that Wang Tao would shamelessly pull Xiaobao over.

Due to the suddenness of the incident, Cui Hong was completely panicked.

She was unsteady on her feet, so she leaned over and threw herself straight into Xiaobao's arms.

My Mom! The tigress is coming!

Xiaobao was so shocked that his scalp was numb, and he was in a cold sweat.

Just when he was trembling, Wang Tao pushed him forward, then turned his head and ran: "Xiaobaowa, you take the top point first, and my brother escapes first." ”

"Oops, hey."

"Ahh

The exclamation followed by a muffled sound, and the next second, time seemed to freeze as if it had been frozen.

I saw Xiaobao throw Cui Hong to the ground, and the two kissed together in horror.

Xiaobao's throat twitched, he felt that his heart was beating extremely fast, and even his mind was full of mist.

Cui Hong, who came back to her senses, pushed Xiaobao away, and after she slapped Xiaobao lightly, she ran away in a panic.

Xiaobao stroked the beaten cheek, feeling that it was hot.

When Xiaobao and Xiaomei returned to Yizhuang, they saw Uncle Cheng standing at the gate, greeting them with a smile: "You two are back, hurry up and come in for dinner." ”

"Oh."

Xiaomei smiled back and nodded in agreement.

Xiaobao looked up cautiously, but saw Wang Tao hiding behind Uncle Cheng.

After this kid saw Xiaobao, he hurriedly suppressed his throat and pretended to cough lightly, as if to remind Xiaobao to speak.

Xiaobao was slightly embarrassed and 'babbling' for a long time, and only then did three words pop out from between his teeth: "Uncle Cheng is good." ”

"Huh? That's not the right name, think about it and talk to me again. ”

When Xiaobao found that Uncle Cheng was staring at him with a smile on his face, he had no choice but to blush-cheeked and whispered, "Brother, hello." ”

Xiaomei and Wang Tao stood stupidly on the side and watched everything that happened in front of them, but behind them, they didn't see the only emerald red figure.

Xiaobao didn't dare to say or ask, he pretended to be casual and just walked into the dining table in the courtyard, but happened to see Cuihong holding a plate of roasted fish in his hand, and was walking towards him.

Seeing Xiaobao again, Cui Hong's face was rarely red.

She looked panicked and avoided Xiaobao's gaze, but turned her head to look at Uncle Cheng on the side: "Brother, the roasted fish is ready, everyone can eat." ”

Uncle Cheng smiled and didn't speak, he first looked at Xiaobao, and then at Cui Hong.

When he realized that these two were acting a little abnormally today, he laughed and motioned for everyone to sit down and eat.

When the last dish was placed on the table, Uncle Cheng was not in a hurry to move the chopsticks, but first took out a palm-sized red cloth bag from his arms.

Wang Tao's eyes straightened when he saw this cloth bag, and he thought that there would definitely be something good in it.

But the moment Uncle Cheng opened the cloth bag, Wang Tao had to admit that he was disappointed by the things inside.

Because there are a few pages of thin paper quietly in the cloth bag, and some small words are densely written on the paper.

Wang Tao is illiterate, he saw this play, and he had only one thought in his heart: I am afraid that this thing can only be used when going to the toilet.

Although he thought so in his heart, no matter how stupid he was, he didn't dare to say it easily.

Because he understands that this topic is too disgusting, especially when it is said during a meal, it will definitely cause dissatisfaction among everyone.

When the time comes, if you mess with the emerald red again, you really can't eat it and walk around.

So Wang Tao learned to be obedient this time, he chose to pretend to be deaf and dumb and silent, just waiting for others to open their mouths to break the deadlock.

Uncle Cheng handed over a few pages of paper in his hand to Xiaobao, and then said with a smile: "Since you all have to follow me to learn skills in the future, then I have nothing to hide from you."

These pages, although they look a bit ordinary, are actually just a few fragments of the secret art of Maoshan that are not spread.

If you can learn all the things recorded above, it will be extremely beneficial for you to walk the rivers and lakes in the future.

Not to mention calling for wind and rain on the rivers and lakes, at the very least, it is not a problem for you to use it for self-protection. ”

Xiaobao thanked Uncle Cheng, and then stuffed the fragment into his arms.

Uncle Cheng waved his hand at Xiaobao, "You, don't be in a hurry to thank me, it's not that you can learn everything after you read the things on it." ”

He stretched out his finger and pointed to his brain: "There are some things that depend on understanding. ”

As soon as his words fell, he heard the sound of Wang Tao spitting fish bones on the table: "Ahh ”

Uncle Cheng was amused by his greedy appearance, so he quipped: "Stinky boy, didn't you say that you want to learn the craft of chasing corpses from me, or I will take you to see those dead corpses." ”

"Huh?"

Wang Tao was caught off guard and was stunned.

Maybe it was because he didn't swallow a mouthful of food, which caused him to cough a little badly: "Ahem, cough, cough." ”

Seeing his embarrassed appearance, everyone couldn't help laughing.

For dinner, everyone had a great time.

During this period, Uncle Cheng told them many strange stories with great interest.

And these strange things have never been heard of by Xiaobao, so they ate a few bites of food while listening to Uncle Cheng's speech.

After telling the interesting story, Uncle Cheng brought a few jars of wine, saying that he was going to have a drunk party today.

Seeing this, Cui Hong hurriedly reminded him, saying that it was for him to drink less.

Uncle Cheng patted the wine jar and said helplessly: "We have lived in seclusion in the mountains for decades, and it is usually difficult to find a living person to chat, and such a hard life is almost suffocating to death." ”

He stretched out his hand and pointed to the crowd: "Now there are so many more at once."