"Fart's dignity and order, you are half a year older than me... Woo.."

When Sun Da Nose heard this, he seemed quite unconvinced, and flashed out from behind him again, chattering and about to talk about it, but suddenly Li Ermazi stretched out his hand and blocked his mouth: "Shut up, shut up, shut up!" A day older than you is also a big day, not to mention that I am half a year older than you, I will press you in terms of seniority, and it is not your turn to interject when I speak. ”

Sun Da Nose is so angry, and he said that this guy is starting to talk about things when he is half a year old again, and it stands to reason that the two of them are clearly equals, and it is too boring to say this all the time.

I wanted to scold him a few words, but unfortunately his mouth was covered by him, and Sun Da had no choice but to use his hand to gesture there.

Li Er Mazi saw that he was still not honest, so he hurriedly stretched out his feet and kicked his ass.

Sun Da Nose was willing to suffer such a secret loss, and while he was annoyed, he reached out and poked it directly into his nostrils.

The two of them went back and forth, getting more and more angry, and finally fell directly to the ground and twisted open.

A group of people were still worried about the affairs of the Zhou family, but now they suddenly saw these two boys fighting, and they hurriedly stepped forward and began to fight.

After all, it was a villager living in a village, and Wang Tao really couldn't bear to see them beat each other like this, so he also stepped forward to help persuade him.

Due to the strength of the large number of people, it didn't take long for everyone to separate the two people who were entangled together.

Sun Da Nose and Li Er Mazi, who were pulled away, were not convinced by anyone, staring at an eye that was already red and swollen, and when they were about to rush towards the other party, they happened to be looked at by the old Taoist master and apprentice who walked to the door.

"Hey, I didn't expect anyone to be fighting outside, it's amazing!"

The old Taoist priest seems to be particularly fond of watching people fight, and he prefers such unskilled battles.

At this moment, when I saw that Sun Da Nose and Li Er Mazi had been beaten and swollen with one eye socket, my heart was even happier, and I squatted at the door and kept clapping my hands: "Fight hard, fight hard, see which of you two can kill whom!" You really can't be killed, and you can be disabled! I like to watch the excitement the most, haha... Come on, look after the two of you. ”

When Wang Tao and the surrounding villagers heard this, they all looked at the old Taoist priest who seemed to be a little obscene squatting at the door of Zhou's house.

I saw that the old Taoist priest's hair was scattered, and his face was extremely thin, and the most conspicuous thing was the two mustaches next to his lips.

Look at the robe he was wearing, not only was it dirty and shiny, but there were even a lot of holes and patches on it, and this ragged clothes were put on his body, so he looked like a beggar.

This old Taoist priest looked obscene and wore tattered clothes, but now when he saw others fighting, instead of dissuading him, he said some cool words on the side, and for a while his image instantly fell into the bottom of the valley in the eyes of everyone.

Because of this, a group of villagers pointed at him from time to time, some questioned that he was born as a bandit, some suspected that he was a bastard who specialized in swaggering and deceiving on the rivers and lakes, and some people said that his spirit did not seem to be normal.

Although these people didn't speak very loudly, they couldn't stand the crowd, so the little Taoist priest, who was an old Taoist apprentice, heard some gossip more or less.

He pretended to cough twice uncomfortably, and then subconsciously hid to the side, as if to say don't look at me, I don't know him very well.

Su Jiping's face was also a little embarrassed, his eyes kept looking at the ground, pretending to be looking for something, and he didn't dare to face the resentful eyes of the villagers.

Originally, Sun Dabi and Li Ermazi, who were just targeting each other, were stunned when they heard this, and said in their hearts: Who is so shameless, even let us beat the other party to death, what can you say if you can't kill or cripple? Is this playing on the two of us like monkeys? How unreasonable!

The two forgot about each other for a while, and glared at the old Taoist priest on the side in unison.

The old Taoist priest blinked, jumped up from the ground quickly, and then swaggered away from everyone and came to them: "Hey, let me tell you, you were really not steady and ruthless enough just now." ”

In the stunned eyes of Sun Da Nose and Li Er Mazi, the old Taoist priest began to show them the previous fighting movements: "You have to pick up the nostrils to poke people's nostrils, so that they can pick out the blood from his nostrils, and no matter how bad it is, you can scratch some skin!" ”

changed his movements, and once again explained seriously: "Kick someone, you have to take it up with you, so that you can hit his life, you know?" Huh.."

Speaking of this, the old Taoist priest actually laughed obscenely: "This trick is very powerful, when I didn't know kung fu before, I was more accustomed to using this ruthless move, you can imagine how bleak my opponents at that time were." ”

After speaking, he smiled back and forth, his profligate appearance, how could he still have a little bit of a master's appearance.

Looking at the old Taoist priest in front of him, Sun Dabi and Li Ermazi were completely dumbfounded, and said in their hearts: Where the hell is this Taoist priest who saves the world? It's clearly a market splash!

Besides, what kind of tricks he taught him, without exception, they are all indiscriminate, murderous tricks, and bad tricks.

It can be seen that this old Taoist priest is not a fun one.

The old Taoist priest saw that these two stupid boys were all on the spot, and couldn't help straightening his waist and putting his hands behind his back: "I said what are you two looking at me for?" Hurry up and get down to business, and then let's fight! ”

"Oh."

"Oh."

Sun Da Nose and Li Er Mazi nodded at him in a hurry, and were just about to reach out to beat the other party, when they suddenly came to their senses.

Or Sun Da had a quick nose and mouth, and spoke first: "Hey, you dead old Taoist, why should I listen to you?" If you let me beat me, you will be my father? If I don't fight, I won't let you watch a good show, cut. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, I won't let you watch a good show, you stinky old Taoist."

Li Er Mazi also hurriedly echoed.

In this regard, the old Taoist priest seemed to be very disapproving, and snorted contemptuously: "You two fools like to fight or not, it's my business, I still have something to do, I don't bother to pay attention to you, don't leave it at that." ”

Arching his hand at Sun Da Nose and Li Er Mazi, the old Taoist priest turned around and wanted to leave, who knew that between this lightning and flint, Sun Da Nose and Li Er Mazi suddenly burst out, and the two of them joined forces to each strike a fierce punch, and went straight to the old Taoist priest's door.

The old Taoist priest's ears, which had already turned sideways, moved subconsciously, and then a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"The wind and the fire are flirting!"

The old Taoist priest who turned around quickly like lightning opened two fists with both hands, and suddenly exerted force under his feet, and with the two muffled sounds of 'bang', Sun Da Nose and Li Er Mazi slowly knelt down with grinning teeth and trembling all over.

The situation of these two people was a bit miserable, I saw that their eyes were bigger than the gong, their eyes were bloodshot and desperate, and there was a sticky hara more than ten centimeters long flowing from their mouths.

Seeing this, the onlookers subconsciously leaned back and opened their mouths, obviously startled by the old Taoist's footwork.

The old Taoist priest pretended to cover his eyes and made a very embarrassed expression: "Ouch, ouch, I'm really sorry for the two of you, I'm also a conditioned reflex, I hope you don't blame me." ”

After saying this, he stretched out his hand and said to the little Taoist priest and Su Jiping who were standing stupidly at the door: "Little tiger! Wooden fish! You two come and help the teacher carry these two aside. ”

The little Taoist priest rolled his eyes helplessly, and reluctantly walked through the crowd and went straight to the direction of the old Taoist priest.

And Su Jiping somehow, his face suddenly showed a little crimson, and he lowered his head all the way and hurried to the old Taoist priest.

When the little Taoist priest and Su Jiping carried away one of the people who was kneeling on the ground, the old Taoist priest did not forget to pat Su Jiping on the shoulder: "Muyu, you have to be lighter, these are all your fellow villagers, it won't be good if you hurt them." ”

Knowing that it's not good to hurt people, why do you still use such despicable means to kick them out, it's really not a backache to stand and talk.

despised the old Taoist priest fiercely in his heart, and Su Jiping didn't answer, just raised people in a muffled voice.

Seeing that Su Jiping didn't answer, the old Taoist priest smiled: "Muyu, you can't help but squeak like a stuffy gourd, so it will be a big disadvantage for you to practice Taoism in the future, and if people don't communicate, how will people know what you think in your heart, in case there is any misunderstanding because of this, then won't you just lose more than you gain?" ”

"Oh, yes, Master, Master, I'm begging you, okay, don't call me in front of so many people, it's a shame to die."

Seeing that the old Taoist priest always called him the Taoist name of 'Muyu' when he opened his mouth and closed his mouth, Su Jiping felt depressed for no reason.

Su Jiping felt that this Taoist name was not only dirty but also ugly, so every time he heard the old Taoist priest call him like this, he felt a little resistant in his heart, and his face would inadvertently be hot.

Speaking of the origin of this Taoist name, it was not taken when Su Jiping worshiped the old Taoist priest as a teacher.

The reason why Su Jiping worships the old Taoist priest as a teacher is that he thinks that he will be able to mix bowls of rice in the future, at least he doesn't have to go hungry anymore.

Second, I was really shocked by the magical methods used by the old Taoist priest when he helped the king's son exorcise evil spirits a few days ago.

Now Su Jiping is also regarded as a closed disciple of the old Taoist, and it is said that he will follow the old Taoist priest to travel south and north in the future.

Thinking that there would be a lot of strange things in the future, Su Jiping was really a little itchy in his heart, but the only thing that made him dissatisfied was this Dao name 'Muyu'.

I remember that he said that he didn't like this title at the time, and wanted the old Taoist priest to change it for him, but unfortunately the old Taoist priest didn't agree, and insisted on it, saying that this was his destiny and couldn't change it, and said that if he changed it randomly, something would happen.

Su Jiping didn't know if this was the old Taoist priest's nonsense, or if it was true, anyway, he felt very aggrieved in his heart.

Seeing this, the old Taoist priest cleared his throat and threatened, if you don't agree, then the teacher who still worships a fart, hurry up and get rid of Lao Tzu, how far and as far as you want.

Seeing that the old Taoist priest was so persistent, Su Jiping dared to hesitate, so he had to express his willingness to accept this Taoist name on the spot with a grudge in his eyes.