Chapter 50 Yin Mu Fa Fish
The small building is light and windy, and the mountain road is difficult to walk.
After a big battle between Li Jianguo and Cui Yue, the whole body seemed to be falling apart, and the pain was unbearable, Cui Yue thought to himself that this kind of money was not easy to earn, and he had to make a spirit of sacrifice for the revolution at any time, and fight against the ghosts, snakes, and gods to the end.
"Hey! Uncle, why are you not doing well, you have to do this business? ”
Cui Yue shook off the mud under his feet and asked out loud.
"Correct, it's not this business, it's just a part-time job."
"Okay, you're a part-time worker, so why are you doing this?"
Cui Yue thought to himself, and he didn't see you doing a serious job for a few days, so he didn't admit it.
"Actually, I don't know why, maybe it's fate, from the initial curiosity to the current liking, it's all fate."
"Like? I almost lost my life. ”
"Uh...... In fact, I can't meet this situation once in dozens of times today, but fortunately, everything is thrilling, it's really fucking exciting, and you don't feel a sense of accomplishment. ”
Cui Yue thought about it carefully, shuddered, and said.
"No, my soul has been scared away lately, and now no matter where I go, I am terrified, and I can tell whether it is a person or a ghost."
Li Jianguo suddenly turned his head.
"By the way, Cui Yue's, why didn't you see this hanged ghost at first, but when the ghost bell rang, you saw it."
Cui Yue gave him a blank look.
"How do I know, I want to know that I will see the hanged man, no matter how heavy the rain is, I will run away early."
"Cui Yue, this is your mistake, we are destroying demons for ......"
"Gotta get it, stop, don't say it so nicely, we are taking people's money and eliminating disasters for others."
Cui Yue interrupted Li Jianguo's words and said.
Li Jianguo looked at Cui Yue, just smiled lightly, and did not speak.
"Uncle?"
"Huh?"
"What kind of treasure is your black wooden fish? This Lu Laohan licked the wooden fish, and it was all right. ”
"That's the Yin Mu Fa Fish, a serious exorcism magic weapon, how did it end up in your mouth and sound so disgusting?"
"Okay, then how did you get this Yin Mu Fa Fish?"
"I bought it at a stall."
"Huh? Trick you. ”
"Believe it or not."
......
The two walked all the way, although their feet were muddy, they were full of interest. The voice gradually blurred, and it went all the way.......
One morning five years ago, Li Jianguo had a good appetite, ate a bowl of tofu brain and a meat bun, drooped his hands, picked out his teeth, and walked around the morning market with nothing to do.
As he was walking, an old farmer selling shabby furniture stretched out his hand to stop him.
Li Jianguo glanced at it and hurriedly waved his hand.
"Uncle, don't don't, I don't have a place to put it."
The old man of the farmer said.
"I didn't say anything about your next life, why don't you want it."
"Just because you didn't say it, I answered before you, so you don't have to say it again, how tired and panicked, no."
The old farmer froze for a moment, good fellow, you have seen through this.
Li Jianguo raised his leg and left.
The old farmer quietly took his hand and said in a low voice.
"Later life, I see that you are amazed by your bones, with a noble face, a chivalrous body, the glory of the sun and the moon, and the canopy is full of majesty."
Li Jianguo stopped, early in the morning, this little old man was full of what he was talking about running the train.
"What do you mean?"
"Kua've got you!"
"Thank you, don't leave it at that."
The old man looked confused.
"Hey, hey, wait, what's the hurry. In the later life, the old man had a few words to say, listen to it before leaving. ”
After that, he pulled Li Jianguo and sat down in the corner.
Li Jianguo thought to himself, yes, this is also a dog skin plaster.
The old man of the peasant family suddenly had a straight face, and the momentum of the whole person changed suddenly, looked at Li Jianguo, and said.
"In the future, let me ask you, is this world peaceful and prosperous?"
Li Jianguo was shocked by this sudden question, and his brain exploded, and he replied mechanically.
"The situation in the world today is changing, and the undercurrent is surging, with the paper tiger of the US imperialism in the front, the heart of the jackal of the Japanese child in the back, and a bunch of clowns such as Ah San in Vietnam, who have violated our borders, deceived China, and attempted to stifle the excellent situation of our socialism......
"Uh...... You're right, but what kind of responsibility do we have on our shoulders? ”
"Defend the earth, guard the peace. I think ......."
The old farmer has a headache, and he really wants to open the head of the person in front of him to see what it looks like, why is he so unenlightened.
The old farmer hurriedly interrupted Li Jianguo's words.
"Later life, straight to the point, since ancient times, the yang has its own yang rules, and the underworld has its own underworld order. There is a difference between life and death, and the rules cannot be broken. Ancient and present, the great sage has to live there, and today I met you, I feel that fate has arrived. ”
The second monk Li Jianguo was puzzled, and he didn't know what the words of this old farmer man meant.
The old farmer got up and carefully took out a cloth bag from under a jujube wooden cabinet, and when he opened it, he contained a few books and an ugly black wooden fish.
Li Jianguo was surprised to see it, pointed to the cover of the book, and read.
This, this is, this book "Feng Shui Yin and Yang Secret Technique", that book is "Feng Shui Layout Theory......
The old man of the peasant family was stuffed into Li Jianguo's arms.
"In the afterlife, today is the fate of you and me, and it is also your creation. Take these things, study them carefully, and in the future, it will be up to you to eliminate demons and slay demons and defend the world! ”
Li Jianguo's brain hasn't reacted for a while, defending the world? Kill demons? What are you giving me, a few books and a wooden fish, to deal with US imperialism and the like, I think it's still more realistic with guns and cannons. Even if I beat this wooden fish day and night, I can't say that I can't kill them.
"This wooden fish is ......"
"This thing is not trivial, it is called Yin Mu Fa Fish!"
"What's the use?"
"It's for knocking."
Li Jianguo almost lost his breath.
"I'm useless......"
Li Jianguo took these things, looked embarrassed, and excused himself.
"Uncle, you see such an important task, you better find another master, I can't, I really can't."
The old farmer just smiled and said nothing.
"The afterlife, this is your creation, and there is no one in ten thousand."
Li Jianguo couldn't refuse, so he had to accept it, not knowing what to do.
"In the next life, the fate of you and me is over, so don't pass it over. Old man, I travel all over the world, and I have no long things, can I give alms to entanglement one or two? ”
Li Jianguo searched all the pockets of his body, and the total was only twelve yuan, all of which were given to the old farmer.
In the blink of an eye, the old man had disappeared without a trace.
Li Jianguo was speechless, so he had to go home and turn a few pages of the book he had given. Later, I searched for the old farmer in the morning market many times, but found nothing.
It can be said that the times create heroes, but they can't see through this half of the truth and falsehood, the world is impermanent, and they can't read thousands of volumes of detailed propaganda.