Chapter 45: Long hair to the waist
The blue moon hangs high in the sky, sprinkling a bleak and soft glow.
There was a storm, and the weather seemed to be suddenly cold, as if winter was really coming.
Zhang Xiaoqi's words reminded Liri that no matter what the monster is, it is necessary to light the fire immediately to prevent it from being attacked by wild beasts.
Liri asked, "The stack of firewood is soaked, how can it burn?" Who has the means? ”
The crowd was silent......
Seeing Wu Wei's eyes flickering, Liri asked, "Technician Wu, do you have a way?" ”
Wu Wei said: "Soggy firewood is indeed not easy to burn, if you solve the problem of ventilation and firewood backlog, let the loose firewood have enough oxygen as much as possible, you should be able to burn the fire." ”
Wu Wei stopped here to see everyone's reactions......
"Technician Wu, you said that half of it was left and half of it was squeezed toothpaste? How to make loose firewood as much oxygen as possible, hurry up! Zhen Huan was like a cow and didn't let Wu Wei stop deliberately.
Wu Wei said: "I originally heard the chief say that 10 metal sticks are resistant to high temperatures, if you dig a big pit in the ground, put the metal sticks in a group of three, set up layers on it, and then put firewood on it, so that it is both ventilated and evacuated, it should be able to ignite!" However, the number of sticks is limited, so you can only light a fire! ”
"If there is a fire, burn it a little bigger, it should scare off the beasts!" Liri obviously agreed with this plan, and then immediately arranged: "Saber and cold knife dig pits and put them on the shelves, Lan Yue'er and Fang Ling'er continue to be vigilant!" ”
"Chief, I have one more suggestion!" Wu Wei added.
"Speak!"
"If you want to make sure that the wet wood has a better burning effect, you can also add something......"
"Add what?"
Wu Wei hesitated for a moment and said, "Hair! ”
"Hair?"
"Yes, hair, hair contains a lot of hard protein keratin, which helps burn!"
"That's a great idea!" Liri nodded.
Since you want to use hair, the question is, whose hair is used?
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, especially a few long-haired lesbians - Qiu Yue, Bai Bingbing, and Yan Yu, all of them are very nervous.
Of course, Liri will not ask anyone to donate his hair, since it is Wu Wei's suggestion, he will be responsible for putting things right.
Wu Wei looked at everyone, and finally looked at Qiu Yue, and said with a smile: "Qiu Yue girl is so beautiful, her hair is so long, it will look good if you cut it short." ”
Praise first, and then be ruthless, Wu Wei actually pays attention to art when he speaks.
The people seemed to have gained immunity to fear, and immediately shifted their attention from the yokai and instead talked about real problems, and the popularity of the group returned.
"Hey, Technician Wu, it's too much! Don't you know that the big girl cherishes her hair the most? Qin Tian was a little angry, and Qiu Yue also pouted and didn't speak.
"Forget it, forget it, maybe you don't need hair, and firewood can burn!" Hurry up and play the round game when you leave the day.
Such a good opportunity, how can Zhen Huan let it go?!
"Miss Autumn Moon, would you like to cut your hair short? Or do you wait for long hair to reach your waist? ”
Qiu Yue still didn't say a word, maintaining a melancholy state that made men feel pity......
Zhen Huan read in a low voice: "Treat my long hair to my waist, and the full moon and good night, the smoke and green mountains and green water, the peach powder tea fragrant bridge, the cold plum and white snow, and accompany the old man every day......
Autumn Moon girl, these are all life on earth, when you get here, it's good to be able to save your life, it's useless to have long hair, it's just to add to your troubles! ”
"Queen, don't embarrass Miss Qiuyue!" Seeing the pitiful appearance of Qiuyue, Liri couldn't bear it.
Zhen Huan originally planned to use the radical method to make Qiuyue lose the advantage of long hair, but when he heard the words of Liri, he was very unhappy, and he was about to say a few words, but Shangguan Ting was furious!
"Wu Wei, what bad idea do you have, a bastard? It's a woman's idea! To cut your hair, cut it yourself! ”
Shangguan Ting didn't like Zhen Huan's strength, and knew that she was squeezing Qiuyue, so she couldn't let her idea succeed, but she couldn't offend her, so she pointed the finger at Wu Wei.
Liri thought to himself, why is everyone so serious about a small matter?
Thinking about it, in addition to such major events as inheriting civilization, people always have to live, and these strange little things are life in themselves! How boring is people's lives?
Just like in BUDUI, dangerous missions can be carried out at any time, but in addition to being nervous, officers and soldiers also know how to fill with some small things in life.
Thinking of this, Liri will no longer interject and let them play freely!
Wu Wei originally wanted to tease Qiu Yue, but he didn't really want to see her make a fool of herself, but when he heard Shangguan Ting scolding himself, he took the opportunity to drive the fire away and said, "Okay, if you want to cut it, cut it!" What about you? Do you dare to cut it? ”
"Cut your head!"
"That's not fair!"
"Gongsun Liang!" Shangguan Ting shouted.
"Here!"
"Would you like to cut my hair?"
Gongsun Liang was a little confused, but he quickly reacted, looked flattered, and hurriedly replied: "Go to the soup and fight the fire, don't give up!" ”
When people saw Gongsun Liang's ugly appearance and exaggerated expression, they couldn't help but burst into laughter......
"Wu Wei, Gongsun Liang is willing to cut my hair for me, is this fair?" Shangguan Ting was very proud.
"Can I get someone to cut it for me?" Wu Wei deliberately coaxed everyone to be happy.
"Yes, you're looking for someone!" Shangguan Ting continued to be proud.
Wu Wei looked up at the crowd -
"Shh......h Shh......h
"Qiu Yue, are you willing to cut my hair?" Wu Wei twisted Qiuyue and didn't let go.
"Get out!" A rare high volume in the autumn moon.
"Would the white beauty be willing?"
"Go!"
"Yan Beauty?"
"Go!"
"Doctor Ye?"
"Go!"
"Queen?"
"Looking for death?!" Zhen Huan is a "pig's head", which is already very ugly, Wu Wei actually dares to tease her.
"God, am I so unpopular?" Wu Wei shouted, and then shouted, "Blue Yue'er! ”
Lan Yue'er didn't know how to answer, and hurriedly said, "Technician Wu, don't joke about the soldiers!" ”
"Chief, I'm not joking, I'm going to borrow a knife from Blue Yue'er!"
"What are you borrowing a knife for?"
"Chief, what else can I do, I can't tear my hair off with my hands without a knife, right?"
Everyone burst into laughter......
"Technician Wu, I've never heard of myself getting a haircut, I have a suggestion...... "Zhen Huan has become ugly, and his funny heart has not changed.
"What advice?"
"Don't you and Mr. Gongsun have to cut their hair? Let's cut each other! ”
"Brother Gongsun, do you dare?" Wu Wei knew Zhen Huan's intentions, and he also wanted to deliberately play tricks on Gongsun Liang, who was already extremely ugly.
Shangguan Ting foresaw the fun of this game, "What dare you dare, Gongsun Liang is working for me, I have the final say, so it's decided!" ”
"Fair play, let's get started." Liri handed his dagger to Gongsun Liang.
Gongsun Liang was not polite, took the dagger and began to cut Wu Wei's head, after a while, Wu Wei became bald, and the remaining hair piles were like cattle gnawing, one piece in the east and one in the west, very ugly!
Everyone laughed wildly, and several female comrades leaned forward and backward with laughter!
It's time for Wu Wei to make a move, and people look at it very carefully-
He looked at Gongsun's head, and then started from behind, cut it up against the scalp, and then cut both sides, people thought that he would return a tooth for a tooth and make Gongsun Liang a bald man.
But when he just cut to the top of his head, Wu Wei decisively closed the knife!
Gongsun Liang has a pinch of hair on the top of his head, like a giant baby version of a red child, with a giant ugly facial features, it looks very funny, people laugh a lot, and look at Qiuyue from the sun, Qiuyue is covering her mouth and smiling......
Liri was deeply attracted by Qiuyue's situation, and Qiuyue also felt that Liri was looking at herself, and lowered her head shyly.
Liri hurriedly looked away, but happened to meet Zhen Huan's eyes, Zhen Huan bit his lip, Liri knew that he was caught when he looked at Qiuyue just now, and then smiled embarrassedly......
The fire was lit, and although there was little hair, it was still burning strongly!
Zhen Huan took out all the four-eared rabbit meat and grilled it dry, thought about it, tore off a small piece and put it in his mouth, and it didn't take long for his body to start to get hot, so he quickly took off the "Jade Arhat" and stroked it repeatedly, this time, his face was no longer black and purple, and even slowly began to swell......