The vodka was so strong that he collapsed when he returned home. I don't know how long he slept, he felt thirsty, so he got up, lay down under the water tap and drank a stomach of tap water, the alcohol in his blood was diluted, and his dizziness and swelling improved.

It was past 9 o'clock, and it was pitch black. He sat on the couch, looking depressed. His drunken depression makes his brain always very active after drinking, and many things that he can't think of at normal times are clear after drinking.

Looking at the car keys on the coffee table, he remembered that it was given to him by Xiu Meizi. I also thought about whether she could stand the test of vodka after drinking so much.

Shouldn't she be allowed to drink so much? He thought with some regret. She should have been given a call and said. Groping for the phone, not on the body.

He recalled that in the middle of the afternoon yesterday, when he stumbled down the road, would he lose his mobile phone?

Probably not! He's not like some of the two hundred and five who drink too much, and when he's awake, he usually shows off his mobile phone everywhere.

As soon as he got up, he either threw it out to smash the dog, or threw it up the tree to shoot the bird. As soon as I got home, I was digging and scratching like lice all over my body, and when I couldn't find it, I dropped a bitter gourd face and looked like I was underbeaten.

He has a habit of keeping his keys and mobile phone at home well when he drinks. He knew that no one would open the door for him, and that the cell phone was the way he took him home while drunk.

Where did it go? He got up and looked around. The hand groped in the crevices of the sofa and did not find it. He leaned on the floor and looked at it.

He saw the phone underneath, and he was sulking in a flash. Hehe, I'm sorry, why did your old man run down, you don't stay soft on it, and you have a personality.

He grinned and scooped his phone out from underneath.

"Yo, who smacked you in the face?" When he pressed the phone, he was surprised to see that the screen was cracked, it was not big, and it could still be used.

"Alas, Samsung, who are you not good with, you have to mess around with an old drunkard, it's okay now, you're injured, right?" He pretended to be innocent and counted his phone.

After a few swipes of the phone, it just ignored him. Hey, okay, who hasn't bumped into it, and it's still angry to scratch a little injury, as for it, it's okay, it's okay, it's done.

He coaxed his phone and swiped a few times in quick succession. Sanxing reluctantly froze and waited for him to be sent. He was shocked to see that in just a few hours, there were 50 missed calls?

Who are these? Why are you so anxious and making so many calls? He hurriedly turned over the phone, and it was red: the nearest one was Maserati, the time was 8:20, and there were big brothers, Xiaolan, Xiu Meizi, and Li Hongxi and a few strange calls.

I replied to the eldest brother's phone first, and then to something else. So I dialed back. It came from there: "Do you still know that your brother has drunk too much again, and he will be sleeping, are you drinking again?" Over there, his sister-in-law was interrogating him.

"No, the phone was left at home, and I came back, and I went back." He replied weakly. When my sister-in-law heard him say this, she couldn't say anything about him.

Just said, Lulu and the others are going back tomorrow, and the old lady asks him if he will come back? It's all ready, he just needs to go over, who knows, he can't get through the phone, his brother has to call Xiaoyu to come over to see what's going on, it's urgent.

The sister-in-law was complaining about him at the end of the year. Right now? He asked.

"I've finished eating, and when I come back this time, it's dark, and it's not troublesome enough." The sister-in-law complained to him angrily.

"Oh, I said yes!" He responded blandly.

"And on the fifth day of junior high school, Xiaoyu's father-in-law's family wants to come over to take a look, are you coming?" Sister-in-law asked him.

"If you want me to come, I'll come, and drink them directly into the sheepfold." He joked.

"If you say so, don't come, Xiaoyu will be unhappy at that time." The sister-in-law replied in disgust.

"Drink less wine, my wife has drunk away, and I don't have a long memory." The sister-in-law reprimanded him harshly. Hung up the phone.

Cut, what did you say, he was not convinced. Don't tell outsiders about this shoe clipping, even if you are your own family, you can't understand it, what's the benefit?

Is the person who drank today his wife? Drinking or not is not a member of your family. You don't have a long brain when you talk! He mentally refuted his sister-in-law's words.

was attacked by his sister-in-law's poisonous tongue, and he was in a little unhappy. Seeing Xiaolan's call, he thought about it, but still didn't reply.

It's just that he asked him what he was doing again and didn't answer the phone. You can't lie, to be honest, you don't believe it.

Bother. Let's talk about Li Hongxi's tomorrow, in addition to teasing and having fun, it is what Sanya has seen, and I will listen to him tomorrow when I have time.

These two unfamiliar numbers, maybe there is something, can't be delayed, so they call back next to each other. The first number is Shangqiu's.

There was a voice from the recording phone, saying that he had won the jackpot of 300,000 yuan and had to pay income tax first, and he hung up as soon as he heard it, and replied with a text message in a good way: Run, the police are coming.

Hehe, play this with me, I can't kill you! The second number is local, and I dialed it 4 times, what's the matter?

After dialing so much, he was ready to speak, cleared his throat, and dialed back. It took a while to answer the phone: "Hey." "The voice that was so lazy that it was sleepy, it was a woman's.

"Hello, I'm a lawyer at Tiangang Law Firm..."

"Brother Zhong, I'm Hongjuan, Sister Lan used my phone to call you, and if she didn't answer you, she would use mine." Hongjuan explained.

"Cut, this Xiaolan, I'm the one who doesn't answer the phone, and there are too many careful eyes." When he heard her explain this, he grumbled.

"Are you alright?" He asked.

"There's nothing wrong, I just want you to come over and discuss that matter again, but if it can't be done, she won't call. Huh~" Yawning over there.

"Okay, I see, you can sleep."

"Why can't you come over tomorrow?" I hurriedly asked.

"Let's talk about it."

"Oh, I see. It's hanging. "The other side hung up listlessly. Cut, this Xiaolan is really cautious, what do you think of me.

He felt sorry for himself. Just as I was thinking about calling Xiu Meizi back, she called again.

He took it cheerfully.

"Third brother, you're finally willing to answer the phone." Said anxiously.

"No, I haven't slept well for the past few days, and when I came back, I was so sleepy that I couldn't open my eyes, and I went down with my head, and now I'm awake. Something? He covered it up in a disguised way, trying to look relaxed and sober as much as possible, so that the other side could see that he was drunk.

"Xiaojie came back and asked if you had been here, and I said that you had been here, and you had already left, and you came to get the car. He said he saw that the car was still parked underneath, how could he say that he was taking the car. I said, you came by car, you took the key first, and you can open it when you are free. He seemed reluctant to take the car. She recounted what had happened after he left, and her mood was a little low.

"Today's children are very smart, there is nothing they don't understand, there is no need to go around the bush with him, just say it straightforwardly. The car was sold to his third uncle, he is still young and can't drive, and when he can drive, the car will become scrap metal. When he grows up, he goes to buy a new one himself. That's it. He was teaching her how to explain it to the child.

"He asked what we were talking about, and I said nothing. It's hard to explain this to him. ”

"Little rabbit, there are a lot of ghost eyes, you can tell him clearly: considering his feelings, his third father has become the third uncle, so he won't have it. It is necessary to turn his grief into strength, study conscientiously, and strive to be admitted to a key high school in this year's high school entrance examination. "He's talking seriously and not seriously, over there

Listening to "um, um", I inevitably laughed and scolded him.

"If you were willing to turn grief into strength, there would be no such thing as today." She sneered.

"Do you praise me, or curse me?" He's squeezing her.

"Hey, look at what I'm talking about. I'm sorry! The other side felt speechless and apologized repeatedly.

"It's nothing, if that's the case, that little boy dares to talk like this, see if I don't pull out his teeth one by one!" He said it rightly.

"Still drunk?" She teased him.

"Cut, more sober than ever, who can be calm and calm at such a painful moment, talk and laugh, only I am someone else." He cheekily flaunted himself.

"Okay, don't listen to your nonsense, you're different from others. I remember when I was in high school, a little boy stuffed me with a note and I threw it back. I only thought about you at that time. As a result, before graduating, he went crazy. She was a little uneasy.

"But you can still brag and be alive. You can do it! ”

"I'm no different from others, it's just that we're different! It's all the fault of ignorance! He teased.

"Haha!" The smile was too ambiguous.

"Thank you, listening to you, my mood is much better. When we are free, we will talk about heroes with a glass of wine. ”

"Silly Nier, we are already male and female, and there is no need to talk about it. However, in the idle season, a cup of tea, analyzing the wind and admiring the moon, you can go back and forth. He smiled and agreed.

"Really? After all these years, if I hadn't come to you, would you have seen me? She blamed him.

I thought to myself, this guy is talking like a human being, duplicitous. She thought she knew him best, but now, the strangest thing was him.

"It's not, your official eunuch's family, I'm single, you have a backing background, I'm an old tree and a crow, no matter what, you can't go hand in hand. Moreover, although they are similar and gentle, one is not comfortable and the other is not free. If you do something to hide people's eyes, you can't do it, so why bother! He smiled and sighed at the helplessness of life, this body only lives for others, why can't he be for himself?

"It was all once upon a time. Now the women and children are lying in the cold, and no one cares. There are very few sincerity, and if you don't act on the spot, you are shameless. Each has its own plans, but it is not the right way. I want to regain the old good and go to Wushan together, but I didn't expect the wolf's ambition and the sweet dream. Cry to death! She was heartbroken, complaining of her worries and lack of marriage.

"If that's the case, why not be left alone?"

"Timid, afraid of the dark!" Ha ha. The two laughed carelessly. They let go of the baggage in their hearts and laughed at life like two old friends.

Past experiences and anxieties, all in the past! Among them, how many ups and downs, hard encounters, ignored.

Life is too short to laugh it off.