Chapter 6: The Dirty Qin Xiaoshou
Class 1, Faculty of Economics.
"Hello everyone, my name is Qin Xiaoshou, from the countryside, I am a simple and lovely, pure and moving little boy, my favorite beautiful big sister, wow, there are a lot of beautiful big sisters in our class......"
Just as Wang Tian walked into the classroom, Qin Xiaoshou, a young boy from the countryside, was introducing himself on the stage.
There was an embarrassed teacher standing next to him.
The students below couldn't help laughing.
After Qin Xiaoshou finished his introduction, his eyes suddenly glowed, and he said excitedly, "Teacher, where can I sit?"
The teacher followed the position of his gaze and saw that it was next to Qiao Qingling, and couldn't help but say more embarrassedly: "This, there are already people in that position." ”
"It's okay to sit next to you. ”
Qin Xiaoshou didn't care about the teacher, he walked to Qiao Qingling with a smile to himself, grinned, and said with a smile: "Big sister, I'm here to save you!"
Suddenly, as soon as they heard this, many people next to them looked at the little peasant with disgust, feeling like a stupid hat.
Qiao Qingling's beautiful eyes were like ice, and she didn't change her expression in the slightest because of Qin Xiaoshou's words.
"Big sister beauty, you're so beautiful, but ......"
Qin Xiaoshou looked Qiao Qingling up and down with excitement on his face, it was the first time he had seen such a beautiful girl since he came down the mountain!
'Such a beautiful big sister, you must catch up with her hand to be a wife!'
"But what?"
Although Qiao Qingling didn't speak, the classmate next to him asked curiously.
Qiao Qingling, as the school flower of Shanghai Beijing University, has a cold temperament, perfect appearance, luxurious family background, and excellent grades.
There are no drawbacks other than being a little colder and colder now.
"However, you are sick, big sister!"
Qin Xiaoshou said with a grin.
"Neurotic, you're sick!"
Qiao Qingling's beautiful eyes finally fluctuated a little, her red and tender jade lips opened slightly, and she spit out a cold word.
Hearing this beautiful big sister speak, Qin Xiaoshou approached slightly excitedly, sniffed the fragrance around Qiao Qingling, and said seriously: "I'm serious, beautiful big sister, you are really sick, and only I can cure this disease, let me ask you, do you feel pinprick-like pain every fifteen inches below the umbilicus when you reach the fifteenth full moon?
Qiao Qingling was stunned and looked at Qin Xiaoshou, although what he said was right, but saying it in front of so many people, where would she put her face?
"Shut up, stinky rascal!"
Qiao Qingling's eyebrows were black and angry!
When the classmates next to him saw this scene, they immediately quieted down, looked at each other, and looked at this beautiful colonel.
They secretly said in their hearts, could it be that what the little farmer said was true?
"Big sister beauty, let me tell you, you and I are mandarin ducks, you have to marry me as a wife. If you don't marry me, your daughter will have to marry me, and then you will be my mother-in-law! Would you rather be my wife or my mother-in-law? I can give you free medical treatment?"
Qin Xiaoshou smiled shyly at Qiao Qingling: "Actually, I don't mind very much, it's just that it's delicious but happy, it's fun...... Mother-in-law...... Don't worry, I'll take good care of my future wife!"
At this moment, the whole class was instantly silent... was shocked by Qin Xiaoshou's words.
This ...... You're too good at talking nonsense, aren't you?
Qiao Qingling's Huanghua daughter, you slander others so much, and you still want to be someone's son-in-law?
Qiao Qingling was so angry that she trembled!
What's delicious but happy, but fun...... Mother-in-law, what do you mean, you still want to have a mother and daughter in the future...?
Qiao Qingling's beautiful face was red and white for a while, and she was bitter in her heart, thinking of the person she loved, she was even more inexplicably bitter and aggrieved.
When Qin Xiaoshou saw Qiao Qingling's appearance, he smiled in his heart, feeling that he didn't want a beautiful big sister.
It's so cool!
"Boy, this seat, I advise you not to leave!"
Just when Qin Xiaoshou was proud, a mellow voice suddenly came from next to him.
The little farmer looked at it in a blink of an eye, and saw a tall, handsome, and extraordinary man wearing a brand-name suit, with an extraordinary temperament, looking at him coldly!
Jiangbei Liu, one of the four richest people in Beijing!
All of a sudden, the whole class was in an uproar, and that's fun!
This Jiangbeiliu is a man of the year at Shanghai Beijing University!
The rich second generation, handsome, well-born, rich, car, house and career.
Standard social upper-class person, a golden beetle son-in-law, proficient in the four Chinese dialects, taekwondo black belt, force value and intelligence value are not low!
The most important thing is that Jiang Beiliu is one of Qiao Qingling's suitors!
"Hehe, beautiful big sister, who is this retarded person? He stood in front of me, and I felt that my IQ had dropped exponentially! It's so cruel and terrifying, hey, stay away from me!"
Qin Xiaoshou dug his nostrils, took out a piece of boogers, and threw it at the foot of Jiang Beiliu under the disgusting gaze of everyone.
Smack!
Everyone swallowed one after another, and secretly said that this little farmer is going to suffer!
Sure enough, Jiang Beiliu's face suddenly changed drastically, and he quickly stretched out his big hand like a vice like thunder, and attacked Qin Xiaoshou's neck!
This kid insulted him, he was simply looking for death!
Who knows, in the face of this thunderous blow, Qin Xiaoshou grinned, and then lightly reached out and grabbed the palm of Jiangbeiliu vice, and gently squeezed it.
"Ahhh
The next moment, Jiang Beiliu had a handsome face, full of hideous looks, and his face was bloodshot, as if he was enduring great pain!
"Hey, this young man, don't frame me, I just pinched you lightly! Mother-in-law and wife, you see that he is framing me, I didn't do anything!"
Hearing Jiang Beiliu's scream, Qin Xiaoshou hurriedly let go, but saw that Jiang Beiliu's hand had not changed in the slightest, but the whole person was lying on the ground and rolling!
Everyone was stunned, what was going on? Didn't the little peasant just touch you, and you were so dignified that you were still playing this kind of game of framing and framing?
Mother-in-law and wife, I take it, everyone faints when they hear this title!
"Stinky rascal, don't shout! Also, I already have someone I like, stay away from me!"
Qiao Qingling's face was angry, and he was also so angry with this little farmer!
The more I thought about it in my heart, the more angry I became, I was bullied by that demonic man in the morning, and now I am bullied by this shameless little farmer with a third-level nervous path, and my lungs are almost infuriating!
Qin Xiaoshou looked at Jiang Beiliu lying on the ground, and smiled in his heart, Master, I will use a little trick, you can't do it, right?
"Do you have someone you like? Oops, it turns out that my mother-in-law and wife like me......?
Qin Xiaoshou looked at Qiao Qingling with affection, with a little shy look, but secretly happy in his heart.
"Neurotic!"
Qiao Qingling's face was pale, when you meet this kind of unreasonable and dead-faced person, you really can't help it!
But in the eyes of everyone, this scene is like flirting.
"This little farmer cow beep,, it's really cheap!"
"Men are not cheap, women are not cheap, and labor and management want to beat him!"
"Tsk, this little farmer looks simple on the outside, but he is well versed in the truth that people are invincible, hey, now Colonel Qiao is afraid that he is going to fall!"
"I think this little farmer has some means, you see that Jiangbei Flow, it doesn't look like it's pretending?"
For a while, the whole class was in an uproar, and the teacher below was embarrassed and speechless.
Qin Xiaoshou took out a bottle of Toronto milk, stared at Qiao Qingling's twin peaks, and said with a straight smile: "Come, mother-in-law and wife, I invite you to drink milk!"
Qiao Qingling's expression was cold, and there was a hint of shame and anger between her eyebrows.
At this moment, Wang Tian walked into the classroom slowly, glanced at it slightly, and then walked to Qiao Qingling's side, and said to Qin Xiaoshou lightly:
"Bendi's woman, you dare to shout nonsense, little thing, you are impatient, right?"