Chapter 490: Falling in Love with Someone You Shouldn't Love
Last time, I said that the second fool who was born in a rich and noble family has a confidante and is a little nun, because he was misunderstood and had some improper relationship with the second fool, he was angry to death, and since then, the second fool has become a little mentally abnormal, and his attitude towards his parents has plummeted, and he is no longer as respectful as before.
What's even more terrifying is that he will lock himself in his room every day and talk to himself, so that the servants up and down the family will look at him in a strange light.
The parents of the second fool thought that this would not work, so they invited a Taoist aunt, and it was not accurate to say that it was invited, it should be said that this Taoist aunt came to the door by herself.
She claimed to be a person from the Daomen who traveled all over the world, and because she saw the demonic aura here, she felt that maybe the people here were entangled by demons, so she took the initiative to come to the rescue.
The second stupid parents didn't believe her at first, so they asked her to help their family divinate some small things, as small as how many eggs the hen would lay today, which daughter-in-law would give birth to a boy or a girl tomorrow, and where someone's earrings fell, these things were very accurate.
Once she calculated that a hen would lay 20 eggs, and they didn't believe it, because their hens weren't that good at laying them, and it was good to lay 10 eggs.
It wasn't until the afternoon that day that the hen laid five eggs, and the two stupid parents thought to themselves, this Dao Gu was just a little clever, and it might be a little short to save her son, so wait until tomorrow morning to give her more dry food, and send her away with kind words.
Unexpectedly, at seven or eight o'clock in the evening, a few hens from the next door pounced in, made a noise for a long time, laid eggs before leaving, they picked up those eggs and counted them, there were indeed 20, so they believed in this Taoist aunt.
Dao Gu said that the second fool was entangled by the nine-tailed white fox, because the second fool had a reason for being moved by the little nun before, the nine-tailed white fox transformed into the appearance of the little nun to deceive him, and plundered a lot of yang energy from him, and there is only one way to crack it, that is, let Dao Gu sacrifice his body, sleep with him all night, and bring him the pure qi in his body through the method between men and women, so that the nine-tailed white fox will no longer entangle him, because the nine-tailed white fox belongs to the obscene animal, and what he is most afraid of is righteousness, but in terms of commissions... Naturally, it is also very high.
The parents of the second fool have never heard of this kind of cracking, and they don't know whether to believe it or not, but when they see the second fool crazy and crazy, they can't bear to continue to suffer the second fool, so they agreed to it, and spent a lot of money, and that night, the second fool had sex with Aunt Dao.
The front foot sent them to the door, and a beggar ran in on the back foot, saying that he wanted to drive that Dao Gu away, she was the real nine-tailed white fox.
The beggar they knew, he begged in the most prosperous street of their town, for 20 years, usually with a long dog-beating stick in his hand, and as soon as a good Samaritan gave him a sum of money, he would go around with the stick in his nostrils, and at once he spent all his money, and once he had no money, he reverted to that cringe-like appearance.
If anyone dared to mock him, he would beat that person with a stick, and once there was a man with a cheap mouth, who was almost not killed by him, and in addition to being violent, he also liked to talk nonsense, and always said something that others did not understand.
It's also strange to say, this beggar has hands and feet, it's not good to do some work, even if you carry a few bags of rice, it's better to do some coolies than to reach out and ask people for money, why do you have to be a beggar? But he just likes to be a beggar.
The second fool's parents were most tired of beggars who were lazy and lazy, so they asked the servants at home to drive him away.
"I can't let your son be with him, otherwise he will be doomed and will not be saved! That Dao Gu is a goblin! "The beggar is very loud.
"What nonsense? I think you're a goblin, a cultivator with real skills and Taoism! If you make any more noise here, I will split you in half, so that you can't even take care of your begging life, and you will be a lonely ghost from now on. The second stupid father scolded.
"Oh, you're really going to kill me, I'm really still treated by you as a donkey's liver and lungs, you don't know, your son's life is very poor, originally that little nun had some fate with him in his previous life, and came to save him in this life, but was forced to death by you, it just so happened that this nine-tailed white fox was kicked by him in his last life, and almost lost the Tao, so he held a grudge, this life is to collect debts, if that kind of relationship occurs between the two of them, it is like two ropes tied together in a dead knot, and this life can't be involved, Do you want a fox to be your daughter-in-law?
It doesn't matter if you don't believe me, just go to the guest room where she stayed a few days ago and take a look, her cultivation is not enough, so every time she sleeps, she will change back to her original shape, and there will definitely be some hair left on the bed. The beggar said.
"Is that so?"
The parents of the second fool saw that he was so earnest, and they themselves were confused, anyway, they would not lose money by looking at the room, so they called the servants to see it.
In less than a minute, the servant hurried out, clutching a handful of white fur in his hand, and said, "My wife is a tailor, and she used to help rich women mend fox fur scarves. ”
"Then what are you waiting for, why don't you go and get that goblin out for me!" The second fool's parents finally believed what he said.
When they arrived at the door of the room, the door had been locked, and they kicked it in, and saw a white fox more than a meter long, pressed on their son, twisting around, a pair of eyes were very charming, and their son was already foaming at the mouth and unconscious.
The clothes of the Dao Gu that the white fox wore before were scattered under the bed, and the clothes on the second fool's body had also been stripped naked, if they were a second late, it would be difficult to undo everything.
Seeing that he had been exposed, the white fox said sharply: "You old immortal beggar, the good deeds of the bad old lady will give you good fruits to eat sooner or later." ”
After speaking, it turned into a white light, passed directly through the closed window, became a phantom, and disappeared when it reached the gate.
It turned out that the second fool locked himself in the room before and made that look, purely to anger his parents and let them see his delirious appearance, in fact, he was very clear-headed, but he didn't expect that his actions would attract a vengeful white fox.
The second fool's parents didn't know how to deal with this matter, so they could only ask all the servants in the family not to mention it again, and also gave the beggar a large sum of money, so that he must not tell the matter, what a big family like them is most afraid of is a bad reputation.
When the beggar received a sum of money, he was very happy, and began to spend all his money again, and in a few days he squandered all the money, and became a beggar again, boasting to other beggars about how beautiful he was.
Although the second fool was played by the fox, he still missed the little nun very much, but he didn't say it, and his parents also saw it in their eyes, so they thought, or just ask him for a daughter-in-law, and after having a daughter-in-law, add two sons, and the family will be happy, and the regretful past will naturally disappear.
So they began to choose a daughter-in-law for their son, go to this family today, go to that family tomorrow, pick and choose, always feel not very satisfied, some girls and their sons have a good temper, but the family background is not good, some girls have a good family background, and the appearance is not so good-looking, some girls have a good temper and good looks, but they have no culture, I am afraid that they will not know how to educate their children in the future.
In the end, even the matchmaker was a little angry and said, "You two are just a little bit of money, what else is there?" Choosing a daughter-in-law is like choosing a princess, you have to choose a perfect one, where to find such a good girl, and I won't introduce you to it if you're so picky. ”
The second stupid parents were robbed of everything, and they felt that they were too verbose, but lifelong events are not child's play, how can they not be cautious? If you marry a bad daughter-in-law, there will be more troubles in the future.
Before, because he was worried that the second fool would be a little resistant when he learned that he was going to get married, so the two of them kept the matter of choosing a daughter-in-law from him, until the matchmaker was angry, and the second fool finally learned about it from his servant and took the initiative to ask.
"Mom and Dad, you plan to marry me a daughter-in-law, why don't you tell me?"
"We... Aren't you worried that you know it's not good? But now that you know, we won't hide it from you, tell us what kind of one you want to find? If you have a favorite girl, you can also let us see. ”
"Then I really said, don't you be angry?"
The two stupid parents were overjoyed, and it turned out that their son had really put down the little nun, so they said to him: "You say, we won't be angry." ”
"I like that little beggar on the street, the goddaughter of the beggar who came to help us the day I was bewitched by the white fox."
The mood of the two stupid parents suddenly dropped to the freezing point, what kind of family are they?! The second fool actually fell in love with a little beggar who didn't even know if his body was innocent, and the little beggar's appearance was also ugly, with a big mouth, a big nose, a Chinese face, a thin body like dried firewood, and his hair seemed to have not been washed for 800 years.
"I suspect you're blind! The second stupid father immediately said to him.
The second fool's mother's temper was milder, and she immediately stopped her father, and said to him in a good voice: "Second fool, marriage can't be equated with child's play, if it's just two young people who are pleasing to the eye, they hit it off, it's not appropriate after all, you think, in addition to love and love, you have to pass on the ancestry, right?" This is related to the whole family, do you know that we have shown you a lot of girls these days, each of which is far better than her by a thousand times, or you can meet other girls first, and then compare? ”
"I don't, I don't marry her, if I can't marry her, I'd rather never marry in this life." The second fool said very firmly.
"Your brain is eating!"
"That's what you inherited from me, too."
"Give me another word to try! I think you just think I'm too long, and you want to me off. ”
"You can't see what happens to me?"
The second fool and his father quarreled more and more, and seeing that the scene could no longer be contained, her mother hurriedly persuaded: "Okay, okay, everyone calm down, don't talk about it." ”
After the second fool returned to his room, the husband and wife looked at each other and didn't say anything for a long time.
It was already ridiculous that he was so close to a Buddhist person, and then a nine-tailed white fox disguised as a Taoist aunt came to be with him, but fortunately it was exposed at the last moment, and they thought that after these ridiculous things were over, the second fool would get back on track, but who would have thought that he would now fall in love with a beggar again?!
"I said that the child is his father, what is the reason for the second fool to fall in love with that little beggar?"
"You ask me, I ask who is going, didn't he just say the same? It was none of his business what the two of us were thinking. ”
"You have to calm down, I think this is a strange thing, why don't we go to the little beggar and ask about it first?" I don't believe it, how can such a beggar be looked down upon by two fools? Maybe... Are people different from what we imagined? For example, there is a mysterious identity background, special talents, and so on. The second stupid mother said.
"Forget it, you really think, it's just a beggar, what other special talents can you have, don't embarrass me."
"I don't believe it, if you don't come with me, I'll go by myself."
"What are you going to do when you find the little beggar and find that he is no different from what we remember?"
"We're..."
The second stupid mother smiled and whispered something in the child's father's ear, and he smiled.