Chapter 45 Family Groups
The room can be described as a mess, clothes are all over the floor, Han is busy taking blankets to cover the important parts of Lun Hai, Lun Hai is still walking around there, Han has to follow closely, I am afraid that the male god in the boys' minds is gone, it is simply heartbreaking.
This time, I couldn't help but be unkind. I picked up my phone and started shooting.
"You still have the heart to shoot?!" Yan Ling looked at me incredulously, and I looked at him apologetically: "It's so exciting, I can't help it." β
Yan Ling blinked: "Then you take a good shot, pass me a copy later, I'll send a family group, by the way, open the panorama, high-definition, shoot clearly!" β
"Poof!" I can't help but want to give Yan Ling a thumbs up, 666.
Yan Ling stroked his forehead, with a headache on his face: "The old lady hasn't fully woken up yet, why can't this product make people worry?!" β
"Cousin, sister!" Lun Hai pointed his finger at Yan Ling's face, smirking, his hair was not completely dry, it seemed that he should have been washed, all his hair was drooped down, and he was out of shape, but it still didn't affect his handsomeness.
Lun Hai began to raise his eyebrows at Yan Ling: "Come on~~Come on~~~"
"Come on your sister! It's being recorded here! Yan Ling pointed to my phone, "I still want you to be shameless!" I don't want to talk to you*! β
Lun Hai looked at me slowly, and his eyes lit up: "Su-Ling!" Hahaha - hahaha - record well! Do you want to have a more fierce one?! As he spoke, he was about to pull away the blanket that Han was blocking in front of him.
Han immediately shouted to the fat brother: "Fat brother! Don't stand stupid! Come and help! β
"Oh!" The fat brother hurriedly rushed in and grabbed the blanket with Han to prevent Lun Hai from pulling it away!
"Have you had enough? It's okay, we're gone! Yan Ling was about to turn around in disgust, but Lun Hai stopped pulling the blanket and pointed at Yan Ling: "Stop me!" Tattoo Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu wants to tattoo the lesson on his body! As he spoke, he walked up in the room again, "In ancient times, Yue Fei had a tattoo on his back, and now I have a tattoo on Lunhai!" Quick, get a tattoo on your brother. β
Yan Ling couldn't stand it, and rolled up his sleeves: "I know, don't move!" β
"Bang!" Lun Hai threw himself forward directly and lay flat: "Hiss...... Ah......" he gasped in pain as he lay down, "bumped into ...... Too big ......"
Han and the fat brother turned their heads together and sighed.
Yan Ling also rolled her eyes.
The fat brother and Han covered the part of Lun Hai's waist with a blanket, which was really worrying.
Yan Ling stepped forward, I followed closely with my mobile phone, and I must be responsible for following the shooting, and every detail must be taken!
"Yan Ling Yan Ling, do you want to touch Lun Hai's tattoo like this......" I patted Lun Hai's entire smooth back, full of lines.
"You don't have to touch it." Yan Ling stretched out his hand, "I can still tattoo it through my clothes, otherwise they won't be embarrassed, and I will be embarrassed myself." After speaking, Yan Ling slapped Lun Hai's delicate back, "Say, what do you want to tattoo?" β
Lun Hai said: "I, Lun Hai, am a big idiot! Lun Hai said and turned over, facing up, pointing to his chest, "Here, the tattoo is bigger, so I can see it at a glance." β
"Great!" Yan Ling tattooed without saying a word: Lun is still a big idiot.
"Poof!" I, Han, and the fat brother couldn't help laughing, because Yan Ling also tattooed him in square bold! That's the standard font for hanging banners and sending notices.
Yan Ling's texture is black and thick, just like the eyebrows of crayon Xiaoxin.
"Lun Hai, you blind, imbecile, spicy chicken, JB ......" Lun Hai scolded himself a lot again, Yan Ling didn't give him a word, and it was still horizontally tattooed, at first glance, it looked like a street wanted criminal notice posted on Lun Hai's body.
"Think you're smart, expert, white lotus killer, green tea master, I'm sorry!"
Yan Ling raised his thumb: "Cousin, you can introspect yourself like this, I will obey you!" After speaking, Yan Ling also gave Lun Hai a "bah" emoji.
Han, and I, the fat brother are already about to laugh out of internal injuries.
"Lunhai, you start today! Less TM discharges on girls, I decide! I'm going to be abstinent for three years! β
"Good! Elder brother! You've got to do what you say! Yan Ling followed and happily tattooed Lun Hai for five years......
"Hey......" Lun Hai sighed again, "Blame me for being too handsome...... Blame my mother for being a beauty, making me so handsome, blue and thinββββ with her own haloββββ what can I do...... I can't help my handsome ......" he muttered aggrievedly again, "I'm going to have plastic surgery!" Make yourself ugly! β
"Cousin, you made the right decision!" Yan Ling is really not afraid of big things.
Lun Hai closed his eyes and began to mumble: "Mom-who made you so beautiful--gave birth to a son so graceful--Dad-who made you marry such a beautiful mother--if you marry an ugly one, there will be no me-hey-who made me handsome and rich-hey-hey-hey...... Call...... ...... "He finally stopped.
Looking at his stomach again, the tattoo was full, and the two dots became a full stop, which did not violate the harmony in the whole text, and Yan Ling finally tattooed a string of snoring symbols, which was the end of the entire tattoo.
"Emma, I'm tired of my mother, my mother must have lost a pound of weight today." Yan Ling wiped the sweat from his forehead and looked really tired.
I helped her stand up and looked at the fat brother and Han: "You take care of him, Yan Ling and I will go to sleep next door, and we will be called if there is something." β
"Go and rest, here we come." Han waved at us, couldn't help laughing, and carried Lun Hai to my bed with the fat brother.
Yan Ling and I also laughed and went back to the room.
This trouble, Yan Ling's wine was all awake, we sat on the swing on the balcony together, and she really immediately cut the video and sent it to the family group, and the whole family group fried the pot.
Uncle: What's the situation?!
Auntie: Whose child is this?
"Hahaha-" Yan Ling leaned back with a smile, "This is Lun Hai's parents." β
Old Ancestor: Ouch, why didn't you show your ass, our Xiaohai's ass was the most warped when he was a child, and it was fun to shoot......
This is indeed a real relative!
Auntie: Mom, you admit that you are wrong, this is not my Xiaohai.
Second uncle: Sister-in-law, why don't you recognize Haizi? Didn't Xiaohai say that he had a beautiful mother~~~~
Auntie: Ah! It's really my son, hahaha-
Uncle: It's not a formality! Send someone to take him home tomorrow!"
Second aunt: Don't, the child is already an adult, and it's normal to be drunk and crazy, who hasn't lost this face when we were young, which means that the child is older.
Old Ancestor: Who took it, go and shoot Xiaohai's ass to show the old ancestor.
Second cousin: Ah Hai is in such a good figure, I want to get married after seeing it!
Big cousin: This group is strictly forbidden*!
After the adults finished discussing, the little ones came again.
Yan Ling and I watched happily for a night.
The next day, we were woken up to the screams of Lunhai.
"Ahββββahββββββ who did itββββββ"
Who did this to you? That's what you've asked for.