"Woo ......!"

"Oh, why is this grandmaster talking so interesting? It's like talking cross talk. ”

"It's still out to mix, how can it be like the underworld, but I like it, it's much rarer than just now. ”

"People respect me, I respect people, isn't it just such a reason, this grandmaster always speaks witty. ”

Ye Qiu saw that the atmosphere in the audience was getting hotter and hotter, and his heart was becoming more and more lively, but his face became solemn and said: "We also wasted a lot of time just now, now let's get down to business." ”

Hearing Ye Qiu say this, both the on-site audience and the online audience were all excited, and the performance was finally about to start.

The two grandmasters also looked solemn, looking at this disciple who might be a sworn enemy, saying a thousand ways and ten thousand, and his mouth was full of flowers, it was not as good as the real skills in his hands, and they also wanted to see what this young man who could reach the realm of a great grandmaster at the age of a weak crown had any ability.

Ye Qiu laughed secretly in his heart when he saw this situation, and then clasped his hands into fists and said: "There is a way that the city wall is ten thousand feet high, all rely on the help of friends, inside and outside the field, one look at the other, the boss, the three old and the four young, the apprentice, I step on the ground, look at the living, you all go a thousand in the south and eight hundred in the north, a good friend who stabs a knife and comes out with purple blood."

Our line of work is to rely on craftsmanship to earn porridge, not good at learning, the old and young masters are more tolerant, convenient in the pocket, throw down a three melons and two dates, return home and pick up the porridge bowl, all read your good, today apprentice I don't want to give up my life, tired to death on the stage, but also to sell hard work for everyone. ”

Ye Qiu's opening remarks made the audience stunned.

Ye Qiu laughed in his heart, this is what the famous cross talk master Mr. Guo said during a performance, the jargon of making money when he ran the rivers and lakes to perform on the ground, it is called "opening the door pestle" professionally, it is a set of words, Ye Qiu pondered that this paragraph was interesting, and took it out to sell it.

The audience reacted and immediately burst into laughter.

"Haha, it amused me. ”

"How can such a big grandmaster become a showman in the blink of an eye?"

"Don't say it, it's really a bit of that meaning, the rivers and lakes are quite heavy. ”

"How can this open your mouth, an apprentice and close your mouth, isn't it a grandmaster?"

"Hey, don't take it seriously, people are talking about playing, they really treat other grandmasters as apprentices. ”

"Oh, mom, no, my stomach hurts when I laugh. ”

"No, why do you want to reward money, we are all buying tickets. ”

"Isn't that a joke, don't take it seriously. ”

But there are really good things to coax, find out that there is a steel hammer in your pocket, and throw it directly on the stage.

It's good to pour it now, the back row is too far away, and you can't throw it, so you can directly take out the steel hammer in your pocket and pass it to the front, and wait for the person in front to feel that the distance is almost the same, and throw it directly on the stage.

For a while, the whole stage was clanging, but there were also people who were not manpower enough and fell directly into the audience.

"Hey, hey, which grandson, they all threw it in my neck. ”

"You're throwing it in the collar, I'm directly smashed on the head, so you can steal the fun. ”

"Hold the grass! You guys are okay, I don't know which goods, I threw a lot of them, and they all smashed on me, go out to see a show, what are you doing with so many steel hammers!"

Ye Qiu didn't expect this to happen, and he was even more happy.

Now the scene is basically all chaotic, where is watching the grandmaster's performance, it is clearly watching the grandmaster play monkey.

Everyone in the background was dumbfounded when they saw this situation, this Master Ye wants to do something, a good live broadcast of "Food and the World" will directly become a performing artist.

But everyone knows that the scene looks chaotic, but the rhythm of the scene has been completely controlled by Ye Qiu, and the previous embarrassment was resolved in just a few words, the hot situation on the scene, and the interactive atmosphere, are simply the same as a superstar, who can imagine that this is a person who walks on the stage for the first time?

The atmosphere online is even more cheerful.

Netizens are in the wind: "The cross talk master pretends to be a culinary master, and he comes to the world of food, cooking is fake, and funny is true." ”

Netizens laughed: "On the funny things of the culinary master in those years." ”

Netizen I love to eat Xiang: "The culinary master has become a cross talk apprentice, his eloquence is first-class, and the audience burst into laughter, so come and watch." ”

"The nickname upstairs lit up. ”

“+1”

......

At this time, the alarm has sounded in Xingmei's technical department.

The door to the technical director's office was slammed open.

"Boss, just now, within three minutes, 2 million users have increased in an instant, and all online users have reached 9.84 million, and the server is now under load, and there are already user feedback that there are stuck, what should I do?"

Xingmei's technical director had a heartbeat, and hurriedly said: "Then enable the standby server, what is there to ask?"

The technical staff who came to report suddenly smiled bitterly: "It has been enabled a long time ago, and it has been enabled when the number of users exceeds 5 million, but no one thought that the number of people online can be so large, our server is too old, and the actual capacity can no longer reach the theoretical parameters." ”

Xingmei's technical director was shocked, he, as Xingmei's technical director, fully understands the important role of this live broadcast for Xingmei to enter the online market, if it is messed up because of technical problems, then his job will follow, and his head suddenly turned sharply, and then he said decisively: "Two servers are transferred from Xingmei's website to form a temporary server unit!"

The technician was shocked.

"Boss, what if the website crashes because of a temporary transfer?"

The technical director frowned and reprimanded: "I can't tell the difference, I don't know what is important? It's that now that all other websites have collapsed, Xingmei Video can't have a problem! Go immediately, I'll take the responsibility for what goes wrong at that time, if we mess up this time, we'll all have to roll up and get out!"

When the technician heard this, he immediately became excited, and hurriedly said: "Okay, I guarantee that the task will be completed." ”

Xingmei's job can't be lost, this is a golden job, you must know that Xingmei is ready to enter the Internet market in a big way, and the treatment of their technicians has also been greatly improved.

......

At this time, Ye Qiu on the stage slapped his head suddenly, and suddenly realized: "I forgot, everyone bought tickets to enter the venue, what a big oolong, this matter is not authentic, hurry up and take back the reward money, I don't want it." ”

"Appeal ......"

"Appeal ......"

The audience began to heckle.

"You also know that we bought tickets to enter. ”

"This is not a heart, this steel hammer is thrown everywhere, how to recycle. ”

"Don't, you guys are generous, it's not bad for these three melons and two dates. ”

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