Erzhuzi is the opponent of this little fat man, he was grabbed by the palm of his hand and asked for mercy, he hurriedly untied a small bag from his waist, and began to shake in front of the little fat man: "Three fat people, three fat people!" I'm wrong, I'm wrong, can't I, can I ask you to smoke? ”

After seeing this cigarette pouch, the three fat men suddenly laughed with bright eyes, threw Erzhuzi's hand aside at will, pulled the cigarette pouch in his hand, and couldn't wait to reach out and find a cigarette roll and match from it.

Lighting the cigarette, the three fat men proudly put it on their mouths and began to swallow the clouds.

Seeing this, the two young people who were watching the excitement next to them also hurriedly came up, said a few good words to the three fat men, and each of them also got a homemade cigarette.

Seeing that the three people on the opposite side had already put on cigarettes, Erzhuzi immediately approached the three fat men in three or two steps, and said with a hippie smile: "I said three fat people, you all have cigarettes in your mouths, isn't it my turn to enjoy it?" ”

The three fat men leaned their heads, pinched their waists with one hand and pinched cigarettes with the other, and stood in place happily shaking their legs, "No, no, no, you kid can't spit out ivory in his mouth, which makes Lao Tzu upset, and you will be punished today for not smoking cigarettes." ”

Hearing this, Erzhuzi couldn't help but start to get anxious, grinning and just wanted to scold the three fat men for 'not being righteous', but unexpectedly, the three fat men squinted a pair of small eyes and muttered extremely unpleasantly: "What's the matter?" Look at you, you bear look, you still want to beat me? ”

As soon as the words fell, the demonstration seemed to make a 'bang' on the chest, which frightened Erzhuzi on the spot and shouted: "Fat man, you don't remember the villain, just spare the little one, and the little one won't dare next time." ”

Originally, the three fat men were not really angry with him, although they were not from the same village, but after all, they had been together for nearly three years.

On weekdays, these kids play tricks on each other like this, and over time it seems to have become a habit, if they don't fight one day, it is estimated that they will be uncomfortable.

Enough of the noise, the three fat men returned the cigarette pouch to the second pillar, and then sat on a stone lion next to the gate with a big grin and looked around.

Erzhuzi, who was addicted to smoking, took the cigarette pouch, quickly took out a homemade cigarette roll from it and put it in his mouth, and after lighting it, he began to close his eyes and shake his head and couldn't stop admiring: "Cool!" Oh yes...."

Before he finished his words, there was a sudden cry for help in his ears, and when he carefully distinguished, he realized that it seemed to be a woman's voice.

Erzhuzi, who had his eyes closed, was startled, opened his eyes blankly, shrugged his nose, turned his head and asked a few companions around him if they heard the woman's voice just now.

Several companions looked stunned, stunned for a few seconds, and finally the three fat men went over and kicked him on the ass, "Fuck you, is there any woman who has nothing to do at this time to come out and hang around?" I think you're crazy about women, right? ”

After saying that, there was a burst of merciless ridicule.

When the two companions next to him heard this, they also stared at the two pillars with bad intentions and sneered.

Erzhuzi opened his mouth and just wanted to argue, but unexpectedly, the woman's voice calling for help came from a distance.

This time, several people, including the three fat men, heard it clearly, and they couldn't help but look stunned, and at the same time turned their heads to look in the direction where the voice came from.

While the others were still in a daze, Erzhuzi jumped to the intersection and pointed to the intersection and kept shouting loudly, as if he had discovered a new continent and was excited: "You all heard it this time!" I'll just say, there was indeed a woman's voice calling for help just now. ”

The three fat men scratched their heads, threw the rest of the cigarette farts to the ground, jumped off the stone lion with a bone, and turned to ask the opinions of the three companions: "What's the matter?" Do you think we'd better go and see, or stay put? ”

As a result, after a fierce discussion, several people argued for a while, and they didn't come up with a reason, and finally everyone inadvertently locked their eyes on the three fat men alone.

At the same time, he was stared at by several big men with burning eyes, and the three fat men felt awkward in his heart, and he stepped back with a big hair: "What are you doing?" What are you doing staring at me? Do I have flowers on my face? ”

The three companions smiled, came over and grabbed the arms of the three fat men, and ran straight forward, which frightened the three fat men in their hearts: "I'll rub!" Are you all crazy? Don't forget that our task is to keep an eye on the door, if we all leave, if we are mixed in by outsiders in the meantime, then our jobs will be gone! ”

These words were like an initiation, and the three companions were immediately stunned when they heard this, they looked at each other with wide eyes, and finally asked the three fat men: "Then what do you say?" When we encounter this kind of thing, we can't see death without help, right? ”

"Yes, yes, if you save that woman, I don't know if she will promise her."

"Well, it makes sense, the three fat man, your age is indeed not too young, it's time to marry a daughter-in-law, maybe you save people today, and you will get married tomorrow!"

The third fat man was dizzy by these boys, and he couldn't help but feel a little excited, his eyes were glowing green, and his mouth was full of sticky saliva. Getting married tomorrow? ”

"Mmmmmmmm

"Put aside the distractions and let it go!"

Erzhu slapped his chest and shouted loudly, "You go quickly, just leave the gate to me alone." ”

The three fat man's moved eyes were filled with tears: "Good brother is righteous enough!" When I get married, I will definitely invite you over for a glass of wine. ”

The second pillar just wanted to reply politely: 'It's easy to say, it's easy to say', but the third fat man was already like being beaten with chicken blood, and rushed away with his two companions in a hurry.

Looking at the messy dust and smoke behind them, Erzhuzi shook his head helplessly and sighed: "Hey! You are a guy who is heavy on sex and light on friends, I hope that the woman who asks for help must not be an old lady, otherwise she will scare you to cry, haha..."

Thinking badly in my heart, I just laughed a few times, but suddenly I felt a heavy blow on my neck, and then Erzhuzi was stunned and slowly collapsed to the ground, only to feel that I didn't know anything when it was dark in front of me.

As his figure slowly fell to the ground, an old Taoist priest in a white robe appeared behind him.

The old Taoist squinted his little eyes and rubbed his palms vigorously, and said with a smile: "In order to lure away you stinky boys, I have to pretend to be a woman in the distance and yell for a while, it's really not easy!" ”

Because the previous Taoist robe has been left in the cave for Xiaohu to use as a blanket, the old Taoist priest is still wearing a relatively thin body, and the temperature is relatively low in the early morning, so the old Taoist priest is shivering all over the cold.

In order to keep warm, the old Taoist priest bent down and stripped the clothes off the unconscious boy's body, and draped them all over himself.

After glancing at the only remaining pair of red underwear on the kid's body, the old Taoist priest couldn't help but chuckle: "Good boy, tasteful!" If I hadn't had something serious to do today, I'm afraid I'd have to take your remaining red pants with me! Hey..."

With a soft 'crunch', the door was pushed open from the outside, and a figure quickly flashed in.

After entering the gate, the old Taoist priest looked around cautiously, and saw that there was nothing unusual, so he tiptoed against the wall and moved forward slowly.

The inside of Ichigo's room in the inner courtyard was brightly lit, and the sound of people talking and laughing could be faintly heard from outside, and in addition to that, there was a sound of staggering and pushing cups from time to time.

Eight strong men with heavy beards in the house were drunken and hazy gossiping, chatting about some parents' shortcomings, who knew that at this moment, the two big black dogs raised in the yard suddenly barked wildly: "Wangwang..."

Well?

Everyone was shocked at the same time, and one of the strong men slapped the table hard, shaking the wine and food on the table.

The green tendons on his arms were exposed, and his face was fierce: "Damn it! The brothers are drinking happily, what is this broken dog barking blindly? Let me go out and see what the hell is going on! ”

"Good! The boss is out of the horse. ”

During the banquet, I don't know who took the lead in patting the sycophants, and everyone was stunned for a while when they heard this, and when they came to their senses, they quickly echoed it, and even claimed that it was.

The strong man seemed to be greatly encouraged, got up, threw off his arms, and walked straight out of the door.

After going out, he came to the old locust tree in the yard and made it convenient for him to do so, and then the strong man turned around and went in the direction of the kennel.

When they got to the kennel, the two big black dogs first barked at the strong man for a while, and then they suddenly barked in the same direction, as if there was some uninvited guest hiding in that place.

The strong man looked in the direction of the black dog's barking, and couldn't help frowning, and muttered in his heart full of suspicion: Huh? Could it be that we are talking too loudly that the black dog barks?

The reason why the strong man thought this was because the two black dogs were barking at the room he had just come out of.

But as soon as this idea came to his mind, he quickly rejected it himself, and said in his heart: Usually we drink and chat like this? Why didn't you see this dog barking so badly at that time? Why did they choose to scream together tonight?

Things were a little unbelievable, but the strong man couldn't find the reason for a while, which made him very confused, so he could only turn around and walk forward step by step, as if he wanted to find the answer from the eyes of the two black dogs.

After trying back and forth a few times, he still had no clue, and the strong man couldn't help but lean under the old locust tree in the yard with some distress, he pinched the beard on his chin and said in a daze: Animals are animals after all, maybe they have mania, it seems that tomorrow I have to find someone to come over and give these two big black dogs a few injections.

Having made up his mind, the strong man quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to step back into the house, but he accidentally found a problem.