Chapter 58: Left and Right [Ask for Collection]
It was getting dark, and the cave was almost finished.
Seven bundles of wet firewood are stacked at the entrance of the seven caves, which can not only ventilate but also keep out the wind and snow.
A pile of firewood was erected in front of the cave, but the design of the firewood was changed, two boxes were placed on both sides of the firewood, and a box was placed on top of the two boxes, so that it could be carried for a while even if it snowed.
The adults' coats were burned, the women's long hair was also burned, Feng Wu and Ryuuji took the initiative to donate their torn clothes for the purpose of starting the fire, and the other children, as long as they didn't take the initiative, no adult would make it difficult for anyone.
"Wu Wei, you designed 7 rooms, 6 large and 1 small, what do you mean?" Shangguan Ting saw that something was wrong.
"Isn't that simple? One room per family. Wu Wei said slowly.
Shangguan Ting frowned and thought for a while, and said, "That's not right, 5 families live in 5 rooms, how to allocate the other two rooms?" ”
"Shangguan beauty, this is not your concern, this is the logistics, how the remaining two rooms are distributed, the queen is in charge." Wu Wei deliberately kicked the ball to Zhen Huan.
Everybody's thinking-
Two caves, 1 large and 1 small, Liri, Queen, four special forces, it stands to reason that four special forces should live in one big room, Zhen Huan and Liri live in a small one, but everyone else lives together with 4 people, Liri and Zhen Huan are lonely men and widows, living in the same room, see how Zhen Huan can open his mouth!
Of course, Zhen Huan understands this embarrassment, although he desperately hopes to spend a good night with Liri, but he also understands the value of a woman's reserve!
Zhen Huan glanced at Liri, Liri's eyes wandered for a moment, coughed lightly, and said, "I'll live with a saber or a cold knife!" ”
When everyone heard this, it was both reasonable and deep, and Zhen Huan even pouted.
"Chief, if you live with the saber, then I'll make the cold knife! If you live with the cold knife, I will make the sabre. Gongsun Liang looked obscene.
"Gongsun Liang, what do you mean?" Shangguan Ting looked anxious, "You mean you don't want to live with our three mothers and son?" ”
Gongsun Liang glanced at Shangguan Ting and said: "If the chief lives with a saber or a cold knife, a saber or a cold knife, there is at least one person, and he will live with the queen, Lan Yue'er, and Fang Ling'er, the three big beauties, this kind of glamorous blessing, which man doesn't want it!" ”
Everyone burst into laughter......
"The chief is a perfect match for the queen! Chief, let's go! Wu Wei simply pierced the window paper, obviously, he wanted Liri to live with Zhen Huan, so as to break Lan Yue'er or Qiu Yue's fantasy of Liri.
"Chief, extraordinary times, get over it, get it!" Gongsun Liang continued, obviously, he wanted to live with Zhen Huan, so as to break Shangguan Ting's fantasy of leaving the sun.
"Chief, let's live with the queen!" Qin Tian also came to add to the fire, obviously, he wanted to live with Zhen Huan, so as to break Qiu Yue's fantasy of leaving the sun.
"Chief, Queen, you are together! Jiang Chuan also came to join in.
"Together, together, together......" almost all the men clapped their hands and shouted, even the saber and cold knife were carefully clapping their hands.
What a good opportunity, all men want to live with Zhen Huan, so that all women except Zhen Huan will break their illusions about leaving the sun!
At this point, Liri should do something, otherwise it will embarrass Zhen Huan.
"I don't care if I'm a big man, I'm just afraid that I'll wronged the queen!"
As soon as Liri finished speaking, Shangguan Ting smiled and said, "Chief, why don't you wronged me?" ”
"Shangguan Ting, you're too direct, aren't you? Take the initiative to give a hug? Do you want to see me hit the wall? Gongsun Liang made an exaggerated action of hitting the wall, with a pinch of hair on his head and a goatee on his chin, which looked particularly funny.
"Okay, it's not a knife mountain and a sea of fire, isn't it just a hole, it's the same wherever you live, it's better than being frozen outside! Chief, do you sleep on the left or on the right? Zhen Huan hurriedly seized the rare opportunity, otherwise as soon as he repented of the day, the good things would be in vain.
"The chief doesn't sleep on the left, and he doesn't sleep on the right!" Gongsun Liang pushed the storyline to a higher level.
"Don't sleep on the left, don't sleep on the right, where do you sleep?" Once Shangguan Ting talks about the small things in life, she always lacks brains.
"Shangguan beauty, the room is very small, except for the left and the right, I don't sleep on either side, I don't know where to sleep?" Wu Wei directly pointed out the words.
"Except that the left is the right, if you don't sleep on the left, if you don't sleep on the right, you can only sleep in the middle? The chief slept in the middle, and the queen didn't have a place to sleep? Shangguan Ting slowly sorted out her thoughts.
"Shangguan Ting, what kind of wind are you smoking? How do others sleep, do you still have to do a research? "Gongsun Liang can't stand her imbecileness, and seeing that a cold joke is going to be made into a meat joke by her!
"Okay, you Gongsun Liang, you actually took care of me, when you sleep at night, you can't sleep on the left and right, and you can't sleep in the middle!"
"So where do I sleep?"
"Sleep at my feet!"
Everyone burst into laughter......
The story is not over yet, and the problems that Shangguan Ting is concerned about have not been solved, so she wants to continue to push down!
"Chief, I heard that your special forces have strong self-control, so they won't be able to hold back at night, right?" Shangguan Ting's vinegar jar was completely overturned.
"Shangguan Ting, I took YOU!" Gongsun Liang gave a thumbs up helplessly, but Qiu Yue was snickering.
…… ……
When it was dark, we simply ate some wild vegetables, and everyone brought their own babies and drilled their own holes.
Each cave has a bundle of wet wood on the outside, and some slightly drier wet wood on the inside.
By the faint light of the fire, Zhen Huan picked up a bundle of firewood from the smallest cave in the middle, knelt down and slowly crawled in, almost to the top, and lay down on his back.
"Chief, yes!" Zhen Huan was a little excited, not only because he had gotten rid of the wind and food for the first time since he arrived at "Wangxing", and lived in a "new house", and had a sense of security, but more importantly, a beautiful man who exuded a male breath was about to lie down next to him!
Although it is impossible for any story to happen, Zhen Huan is still a little flustered, and his face begins to be hot!
"Is it cold inside?"
"The wind doesn't blow in, it's much better than sleeping outside! Come in, it's cold outside. ”
Liri cautiously came to the edge of the cave, there was a black hole inside, and suddenly thought of the left and right things, and quickly reached out and touched it to confirm where Zhen Huan slept, otherwise it would be embarrassing to climb in and press her.
Suddenly touched Zhen Huan's footboard, Zhen Huan knew that it was Liri, and immediately giggled, Liri quickly withdrew his hand, and said, "The queen sleeps on the left?" ”
"What do you think?" Zhen Huan has something to say, so he will stop it.
Now that it is a world of two people, Zhen Huan seized the opportunity to start the lover relationship mode, and occasionally said something exciting, as long as it was not too explicit, she would never be disgusted by Liri, which she knew very well in her heart.
Liri pulled the pyre over and blocked the hole entrance, and then slowly climbed in......