"This magazine is for you, it's full of men's portraits, you can pick one from it." Jiahui threw a magazine on my lap.

"You've got a pretty good list of things in this store." I say.

I opened it and saw that it was all photos of some male stars, some of them were younger, some were older, and there were all kinds of styles, which was quite pleasing to look at, but when I thought that one of these faces was growing on my own face, I felt a little unaccustomed.

"Time is money, how long do you have to drag it out? Come on, come on, I'll pick one for you. The old beggar took the magazine from my lap, flipped a random page, pointed to someone, and said, "That's it, old man." ”

"Okay." Jiahui put the magazine back and cut out the pattern on it with scissors.

"Wait a minute, don't worry, I don't even see what I want to look like, let me pick it myself, I won't spend a lot of time." I always feel a little panicked.

"You don't care what you look like, you can't see your face yourself anyway, it doesn't make a difference to you what you look like, anyway, that female ghost will be satisfied with you." The old beggar said.

Well... There seems to be some truth to that......

With trepidation, I sat on the couch and waited, and in a few moments Jiahui cut it, and then told me to close my eyes, and put the silhouette on my face and chanted a spell, and the silhouette grew bigger and bigger, and became as big as my face.

He took the silhouette off and sprinkled some water on it, no more, no less, just enough to wet the silhouette and then put it on my face again.

This time, the silhouette was no longer papery, it became very soft, like human skin, and he put the silhouette on my face and recited a mantra again.

"Well, it looks a little weird, but... Maybe that female ghost also happens to be short-sighted? It's too late to change, so be it. Jiahui said.

I touched my face, and I couldn't find the slit where the silhouette fitted, which meant that the silhouette had completely blended in with my skin.

"Look, I feel pretty good." Out of nowhere, the old beggar found a small mirror and threw it to me.

I picked up the mirror and looked at it, and almost squirted a mouthful of blood onto it.

I'm X! What the hell is this? The forehead is unusually wide, protruding forward, the two eyebrows are almost up to the temples, the lips are red, like a little girl who has worn lipstick, the eyes are round, like a cartoon character, and the skin is white like a girl, I still prefer my original wheat-colored skin, how healthy it looks.

"The birthday star looks like this, but anyone with this kind of appearance is blessed and long-lived, but you don't know how to appreciate it." The old beggar said.

Lao Tzu really believes in your evil, but I shouldn't believe in your aesthetics, a whole magazine is full of beautiful men, and you can still pick out such a strange look for me...... I thought to myself, but I didn't say it, anyway, no matter how much I complained, he always had his own set of reasons, and he couldn't find fault with anyone.

"Squirt this to mask the smell of you." Jiahui was holding a very delicate bottle of perfume and was about to spray it on me.

I quickly dodged and said, "Wait a minute, wait a minute, let me smell what it smells like, and don't fool me again." ”

"Trouble... This is my wife's perfume, you come and smell it. Jiahui said.

I took the perfume from him, opened the lid and smelled it, and an extremely strong floral scent rushed into my nose.

No way? Isn't this perfume the kind that I used to smell on Yuqing's body? Tell me a big man to spray this perfume smell, I really want to hit my head and die.

"Jiahui, don't you have any other strong smell?"

"Yes, there is a skunk in my shop, and the smell is quite strong, if not, I have a small toilet here, which contains animal feces that I didn't have time to dump yesterday, do you want to smell it?"

I pondered for a moment, or mustered up the courage to spray perfume, it was really unpredictable, I used to joke with Chen Lin that she was too stinky and beautiful, and always liked to spray perfume, but today I also sprayed perfume, I thought, if Chen Lin knew that I also wore perfume today, maybe I would laugh until my stomach hurt.

"Spraying such a little bit is enough to hide the original smell on your body, the female ghost's sense of smell is very keen." Jiahui saw that I sprayed too subtly, so he directly unscrewed the cap of the bottle and sprayed a whole bottle on my neck.

How can you describe this feeling? I felt as if someone had pulled my nose open with his own fingers, and then he was pounding wildly inside, poking and poking in so hard that my whole body was suffocated by the fragrance of the flowers, and I couldn't smell anything else.

"Enough, enough, don't hurt my fragile little heart anymore." I said.

"Okay! Then I'll just send you there. ”

"What about you?" I asked. "You'll probably go down with me, right?"

The old beggar shook his head and said, "I'm going to take care of your body here." ”

The old beggar was not with me, and I felt a little bottomless in my heart.

"What about you?"

"I will guard the wind for you at the intersection of Yin Corpse Road, otherwise if the living deliberately break into the Yin Corpse Road, they will be arrested by the ghosts." What Jiahui said also has some truth.

"So I'm left alone?"

"Yes." The two of them nodded together.

I gasped, and a wave of fear instantly spread through my entire body.

But...... Since they have all prepared to this extent, if they retreat again, they will definitely be laughed at by the two of them.

I'm out of the way! Who's afraid of whom? If something really happens, 20 years later, I'm still a good man, not to mention that I think my luck is pretty good.

"Put your hands here."

Jiahui took out the black token and said to me.

I glanced at the pattern on the token, and it seemed to be shrouded in a layer of aura, which made people involuntarily feel awe, and I immediately avoided it, which is a habit of mine.

When I was a child, my mother often told me that all the Buddha statues in the temple, the Buddha statues in the picture scrolls, the sun or the moon in the sky, and the rainbow should not be pointed with your hands casually, nor should you look at them for a long time, because long-term vision means impoliteness, because there are gods in them.

Even if it's just an ordinary person, it's very rude for you to point at him with your hand all the time, or keep staring at him, let alone a god?

I put my hand on it tremblingly, the token is very cold, and it is also very soft and warm, I can't tell what material it is made of, but I am sure, it is neither gold nor silver, nor jade, since it is something from the underworld, even if it is a special material, it is not unusual, I think.

After a while, the token started to get hot, and I tried to withdraw my hand, but Jiahui pressed my handprint against the token, and I was not allowed to retract it.

Suddenly, the surrounding scene was distorted, and the boundaries between colors and colors became extremely blurred, like a pot of overturned paint, and I couldn't see the faces of Jiahui and the old beggar.