With drunkenness, he staggered and swayed down the street. The street was empty, and the streetlights were sleepy, half-open, red-eyed, blind to his scattered footsteps. He always felt that he was walking on a wall or on the top of a tree, and the road under his feet was so soft and uneven that he almost wanted to fall.

Alas! It's so unproductive, how can you drink too much again. It's not my personality. I thought regretfully in my heart.

Originally, I made an appointment to have dinner with Xiaolan in the evening. How can you just mix with others, you have to be generous. Otherwise, it will be looked down upon by others, and it will ruin a lifetime of fame! I never thought about it... Alas, talking doesn't count, why am I so shameless! Well? What is Xiaolan doing now? It's better to make a phone call and harass it, and think about it without roots.

Phone? My phone? I touched a few handfuls up and down, back and forth, like catching fleas, and scratching all the time.

"Boy, don't you want to run!" It's easy to hold the bouncing phone with both hands.

The phone seems to be sleepy, and I don't want to open my eyes. Pull it, open it for a moment, and soon close it again. Crashed? "Hey! Don't make me turn my face at you! He glared at "Samsung" and yelled threateningly, and after a while, the phone came to life. "Hmph, the tiger is not powerful, you are my sick cat!" He shook his head triumphantly. "Sister, you boldly move forward...", he wrenched his throat and screamed at the phone.

"Neurotic? It's so late, call randomly! "It seems to be a woman's voice over there, he can't really hear it, and in his head, the sound of Weng Weng is burning red." I drank it all before... I remembered to call you, I'm sorry, I'm late, there is no one at home, ask where you went, why aren't you at home? ”

"Stinky shameless neurotic, get out!" Obviously angry, scolded and hung up the phone.

Yes? When did I become a stinking and shameless psychopath? He was stunned and aggrieved on the spot.

Feeling a shaking under his feet, he hurriedly pulled a small elm tree that flowed past him. Damn, I almost fell off a tree, if I hadn't been quick and skilled, I wouldn't have dropped my big teeth! Secretly glad to praise myself.

Hee-hee, I heard someone next to me chuckling. Just now, he was in a hurry and funny, thinking that he was seen by someone, so he caused a laugh.

"Hey, too much to drink? Can't find a home? Zhong Sheng steadied himself and asked kindly.

"Stinky man, don't come here!" The woman on the side of the road, with a delicate face under the streetlamp, was staring at him with wide eyes and a look of horror. The clenched fists seemed to strike him gently at any moment.

Seeing this situation, Zhong Sheng was not afraid to laugh: You? And your fist, which isn't much bigger than a walnut, me? Hit me? You're here to be funny, right?

Haha, laughing unbridledly. The eyes looked the woman up and down, all over again. Hey? Where have you seen it? I drank too much and couldn't remember. When the woman saw him like this, she turned away from him and ignored him.

"Okay--- I just laughed when I thought it was ridiculous, and I didn't laugh at you, so don't be angry, it's dark and far away, I'll send you home, and I should apologize." Zhong Sheng played a round with a cheeky face.

The woman looked at him in silence, just as the street lamp cast a shadow of a tree, covering his face so that she could not see clearly.

"You are a mud bodhisattva crossing the river and you can't protect yourself, and you have to send me home, you are funny! Besides, do you have anything sorry for me? Why apologize to me. Stinky and shameless men, you are all virtuous! Bah! The woman spat hatefully.

This move made Zhong Sheng very angry. "Hey, listening to you, I'm in a very unhappy mood, why did I call Xiaolan just now and scold me for being stinky and shameless, when I met you, I didn't know each other, but I also scolded me for being stinky and shameless! Is the smell of lavender on my body fake? If you don't believe it, you smell it. As he spoke, he stretched out his sleeve and asked the woman to smell it.

Ah——, woman was so frightened by his actions that she hid her face and screamed.

"Wow! It's terrifying! They all got goosebumps. Zhong Sheng said in a weird way. The woman's screams really gave Zhong Sheng goosebumps. The outstretched hand stopped.

"Smack!" The woman opened his hand, and her face was revealed. "Is that you? Cyan-red? He whispered.

"Is that you?" The woman also apparently recognized him, with some surprise.

"Ha, I'm looking for you! It's all your fault! Seeing that it was blue and red, Zhong Sheng didn't complain from other places.

"Huh? I? What's wrong with me? Do you want to find me? The woman asked, stunned.

"What else? Last time I went to play with you. When you left, you closed the door, and the wind was so strong that it blew me cold. When I came back, I had a fever, a sore back and legs, a blistering mouth, a cough, and night sweats and nightmares! "It's really wronged, the debtor has the owner, and he doesn't give up.

"Edit, then, don't stop. Is there impotence, premature ejaculation, infertility and other incurable diseases? The woman's eyes were squinted and frosty, worsening his health.

"You're coming! It's like, don't believe it, you listen, cough cough! In the past, coughing was like smelling the sky, but now, it is terminally ill, alas, life is bumpy, and my life is not long! His exaggerated and nonsensical words amused the woman, and she couldn't care about being reserved, and the flowers and branches trembled.

The woman who loves to laugh hurts the most! Zhong Sheng looked coldly at the woman's smiling face, and flashed a sentence in his mind.

When the woman had laughed enough, she said: she is off the night shift, bored and unwilling to go home, so she is alone on the street and wants to be quiet, clean up, messy mood, and think about the infinite ethereal happiness in the future. Recently, he went to study. You smell it, and there is still the smell of his clothes when he left. It's just that after a long time, it stinks. It's not as fresh and refreshing as when I first left. Perhaps, after a long time, it will turn sour. I'm so old, I've never thought about it, perhaps, it's because my heart is dead. However, I will miss and be born again, but I will live in a day without sunshine. Alas, maybe that's fate.

The woman looked at the vast galaxy in the night sky with a sad face, and said faintly: "Everyone is a star in this night sky, some are bright, some are dark, some are red, some are blue, they are all treasures in this starry sky." But fate is different, some remain there eternally, shining brightly, and some slip prematurely, like me, extinguished. ”

"You just went to bed with the lights out, and tomorrow, it will be lit up, and it will still be so shining. Just like your beautiful clothes, after the rain and dew and morning breeze, washed and dyed, there will be a smell of lavender. I don't want to wear it, so I cut the clouds again, the sky is coquettish, the neon clothes are enchanting, and it is still the appearance of that daughter's family. ”

"The stars in the sky, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, which color do you prefer?" The woman tilted her head to look at the sky and asked with infinite fascination.

I prefer the blue ones, Zhong Sheng said sincerely.

"Why?" The woman didn't look at him, staring at a blue starlight, distracted.

"No why! Just like, from the heart. ”

"But I prefer the red one, so dazzling, I can take my heart with me. You see, there it is! Just like him! The woman pointed to the red stars moving in the sky and said proudly.

"That's Sputnik! Foolish! ”

"You hate it! It's annoying! Why don't you have any dreams left for me! Why——、 you say----" The woman cried out hysterically, tearing Zhong Sheng's head. She thought of him as that person.

"You say you love me, but you stay away from me, you say you miss me, but you don't see me, you say you are miserable, but I am the most bitter! Why --, God, you say, you say! ”

"You beat me to death, I don't know, I didn't do it!" Zhong Sheng tightly guarded the clothes that were torn by the woman, covering his exposed chest muscles. Covering it shyly like a naked woman, while dodging the emotional catharsis of a woman's sandstorm.

"Woo, I'm sorry, I miss him so much, it's just an illusion. I'll sew it for you, it's all my fault. I was so rude. The woman was stunned, stopped the hand that was grabbing his chest, and gently helped Zhong Sheng straighten the folded shirt. Revealing Zhong Sheng's smooth chest, he reached out and stroked it, "His chest hair is very thick, piercing, but very warm." Leaning on his chest, listening to the sound of his heartbeat, sweetly reminiscing about that brief moment of intimacy.

"Okay, if you do this again, I won't be able to control it!" Zhong Sheng stabilized his emotions that were almost out of control and pushed the woman in his arms away.

"Haha," the woman laughed. "I'm sorry, I'm always suspicious, wondering if all men are the kind of lustful and duplicitous thing. So—" She explained embarrassedly, looking cowardly, unable to see the storm at all.

"So, you're going to use me as a test subject. Well, the answer is satisfactory to you, right? Zhong Sheng buttoned his clothes as if he had just been turned over by an obstetrician, since it was a business, then don't take it to heart, and pulled the corners of his mouth indifferently. glanced at the woman who didn't look away and didn't look at his clothes, I don't know if she was shy or afraid.

"Let's go, I'll send you back, it's not early, don't let people bump into it, spread it, but be misunderstood by you, I was hacked one day, and I don't know what's going on!" Looking at the sky, Zhong Sheng persuaded anxiously.

But the woman said, "I don't want you to send it, I'll just go back myself." "Turn around and leave,

"That's okay, I'm fine anyway, I'll send you well." Just follow along. "No, no." The woman kept refusing.

Let's go, let's go... The two of you pushed me to let me, one after the other, separated by a short distance, and walked for a while.

A sprinkler truck that got up early drove over with water, and by the light of the water, the woman disappeared in a flash. Oh no, it's not going to get into the sprinkler, is it? This stupid woman, blindfolded by love, doesn't look at the road! I was in a hurry, and I didn't look at my feet, so I fell into the manhole pit with a grunt and a sigh. It must have been a good fall.

When Zhong Sheng fell from a bench on the side of the street, a sprinkler truck whizzed by.

His mouth slammed against the marble floor. Immediately, a salty taste in his mouth stimulated his brain.

The placket of the shirt was hung by the nails on the chair when it fell, and I felt the chest cold.

"I'm noisy, I can sleep on this, it's awesome." He got up from the ground, covered his swollen and numb mouth, covered his clothes, and fled home like a thief.

It's really big this time! How do you go out and meet people? And how can you lie? I thought sadly. I was proud of the amount of alcohol, and I didn't get drunk after a thousand glasses, so I knew that I was really drunk!

I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet?

Great God? No, I'm putting ice cubes on my mouth at home!