Chapter 387: A Mysterious Event
The second time I came to this store, I don't know if I was lucky or not, fortunately, we were actually the 10,000th table customer of this store, and we could let you choose a gift of your favorite, unfortunately, I happened to bump into the owner of this store, Lord Yama.
It is said that people in politics can't do business, I thought that this rule should be universal to yin and yang, but I didn't expect Lord Yama to have such an inconspicuous side job, which really scared the three of us.
Lord Yama made different mistakes because the three of us made different mistakes and wanted to punish us, but fortunately, the waiter who wore many hats came to the rescue, so Lord Yama was willing to let us go a little and took Chen Lin to the mysterious small space to choose gifts.
Chen Lin followed Lord Yama in, although it was temporarily out of my sight, I wasn't very worried, anyway, Lord Yama looked quite stern, but it shouldn't be a villain, otherwise he could have executed us directly, and he didn't have to take her to pick out gifts first according to the rules.
"You say... What kind of gifts will Chen Lin choose? I asked Jiahui.
"Pick a red line and continue the edge with you." Jiahui said.
"Really? That's great! "I was overjoyed.
"I'm kidding you, the red thread is placed in the Yuelao Immortal Monarch, how can it be in the hands of Lord Yama, maybe you can pick two little ghosts to be your godson, goddaughter or something, bless you with no worries about food and clothing." Jiahui said again.
"I don't want a godson or daughter, I just want to have a biological child with her." Thinking of this, I showed a happy sweet idiot smile, if I can really form a family with him smoothly and have two or three children, how lucky it would be!
"Four words for you, wishful thinking." Jiahui said word by word.
"You're a person, really, can't you say something nice? Even if it's to comfort and comfort me, it's so straightforward, how hurtful. I said.
Jiahui can be with his first girlfriend, has a lively and lovely child, has his own house and car, and a pet store, although his life is not so rich, but at least it is very stable, why can't he hope that I have luck like him?
"Now the sad person should be me, it's not easy to do two jobs, but I didn't expect to be caused by you to do such a thing, so that I can't hold my head up from Lord Yama now, and I have to be separated from my wife and son... Alas! It's unpredictable! Jiahui said.
"It's okay, I'm here to protect you, and I won't let you suffer any grievances, you also saw my determination just now." I patted my chest and said.
"Forget it, although you have helped me for so many days, I also invited you to eat two or three meals, helped you a little, and returned your favor last time, if you come to protect me again this time, then how can I pay you back." Jiahui said.
"I said, the two of you are really a pair of difficult brothers." The waitress said that she was taking off the bracelets on her arms one by one and disinfecting them with iodine dipped in cotton.
"Waitress mother, don't laugh at me."
"Don't always call me so indecent, if you really want to call me, just call me Zongyao to zero, this is my business card." The waiter gave me a black card with gold letters.
I read it out one by one according to the words on the card, and I always feel that this is not much like a girl's name, too domineering, I still like names like Chen Lin and Yuqing, and I feel very girlish when I hear it, reminiscent of a variety of jewelry, sunny days after rain, clear skies and other beautiful scenes.
"If you think it's tongue-twisting, just call me to zero." She said.
"Turtle jelly?" Jiahui added at the right time, which is also what I want to say in my heart.
"Try it again?" The waiter raised an eyebrow.
"Lord Zero." Jiahui changed his tune.
"That's good, Auntie gives you candy to eat." Zero smiled and touched her head, this attitude reminded me of a dog that had just learned to greet the New Year being kindly touched by its owner and delivering snacks.
"How long will they be in?" I asked, looking at the closed door.
"Lord Yama rarely lets people in, because there are some things with special functions, and generally only let the subordinates who have made great achievements go in to choose, and rarely let ordinary people or ghosts go in, I don't know how long they will go in, maybe a long, long time, by the way, will your girlfriend usually choose clothes, shoes, jewelry, bags and other things for a long time? There's more to it than jewelry, clothes, or whatever. "Zero said.
As soon as I talked about this problem, my head ached faintly, usually what I was most afraid of was going to the mall with Chen Lin to shop, obviously it was a two- or three-story store, she selected one by one, she could choose a whole day, urging her She was still angry, saying that I was not patient enough or something, if there were more things in it than clothes and jewelry, Chen Lin might be able to stay in it for a week.
"That's over, Jiahui, I think it's better to plan a short-term trip or something, and I'll talk about it when I come back after the trip." I say.
"It's not that exaggerated, is it?" Jiahui wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
Although I said so, I was still faintly happy in my heart, because once the prize is received, Lord Yama will start to judge us again, and then he will return to an iron-faced and selfless face, and we will naturally delay the selection of gifts as long as possible, and the longer we delay, the better it will be.
And maybe Lord Yama would only say something like that just now when he was angry, and when his anger slowly subsides in a few days, maybe he will give us a more reasonable punishment.
"By the way, Jiahui, I'm idle anyway, you can tell me the story of Lord Yama." I say.
"This ......," Jiahui glanced at Zero.
"Don't worry, no matter what you say about him, I will treat it as if I can't hear it, I'm not the kind of person who likes to make small reports, he is in there now, and he won't notice what you say about him outside." Zero said.
Since she said so, Jiahui was relieved, picked a table for two by the window, sat down and talked to me slowly.
Lord Yama is just a position, not his real name, just like the mayor, governor and even prime minister of our yang world are just titles, and each grandfather of Yama has a fixed term of office, and he can't do it forever.
Some of the Hades have a short tenure of office, and they will leave office after five years and ten years, and return to their hometowns, and some have a long tenure, and they can sit in the position of Hades for one or two thousand years, but this is only a few cases, generally speaking, they will be controlled between one hundred and three hundred years, and after leaving office, they may retire or be promoted, and they are not sure.
This term of Lord Yama has been doing it for two hundred and fifty years, and for him, it has slowly reached a watershed stage, and it will be three hundred years in a few decades, and at that time, his achievements for so many years will be handed in, and he will go to the supreme leader of the underworld, Emperor Xudu, to make a summary, and judge whether he is promoted or demoted by the summary.
However, now there is speculation in the underworld that this Yama Lord may not get the opportunity to be promoted, because during the period of his management, the underworld has made several serious mistakes, and one of them is the matter of the princess.
In addition, there are some cases, such as the misjudgment of several unjust cases, which led to people being punished undeservedly, and some things are confidential, Jiahui is inconvenient to disclose to me, no matter how I ask, he is vague to tell me a rough, unwilling to tell me clearly, making my heart like a cat's claw.
"Jiahui, just tell me one of the things, I promise I will never tell anyone."
"I'm not going to tell you." Jiahui said.
"Stingy! Talking is only half the story, aren't you deliberately hanging my appetite? If you don't tell me, don't let me know it's like this, and I won't feel bad. I complained.
But Jiahui just clasped his hands on his chest and looked out the window in a daze.
"Jiahui, how do you say that you are like a girl, in my impression, it seems that only girls like to hang people's appetite so much."
"I see, you don't really know what it's all about, but you want to show me that you're well-informed, so you just made up a random story to lie to me, right?"
"Or... You are the protagonist of the incident you are talking about, and you dare not tell me for fear of being embarrassed! ”
I made several guesses in a row, each of which was made to deliberately provoke him, but he had no plan at all, and had always acted calmly, although I especially wanted to know what the big things he said were, but he did not open his mouth now, and I could not force his mouth open, so I had to shut my mouth in a sneer.