Chapter 25: The villa is thrilling
The owner lives in the villa area of the forest park in Qianshan City.
His wife and children have all gone abroad for vacation, and he is the only one at home.
Fat Wu and Zhang Juan followed him into the luxurious villa, like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, and her eyes were not enough.
"What kind of TV is this, it's as big as a wall!" Zhang Juan said in surprise.
"If you want to watch it or not, I'll tune you an idol drama." Fat Wu looked around for the remote control.
"Don't let the boss find out!" Zhang Juan hurriedly stopped him.
"Silly wife!" Since Fat Wu and Zhang Juan have been together, the more he looks at her, the more he thinks she is beautiful, and the more he looks at her, the more he likes it, he stroked Zhang Juan's hair lovingly, and said with a smile, "Have you forgotten what our mission is?" We're here to scare this turtle grandson! ”
"Yes!" Zhang Juan smiled, "Then I don't watch idol dramas, I want to watch the Spring Festival Gala in previous years." When I was alive before, I loved to watch the Spring Festival Gala the most! ”
"Yes!" Fat Wu found the remote control and turned on the TV directly, coincidentally, it happened that the local channel in Qianshan City was rebroadcasting the Spring Festival Gala of previous years.
The boss just went to the toilet, and when he came in, he saw the TV on, and wondered, "What's the matter?" ”
He didn't think much of it, just walked over and turned off the TV.
"I hate it, this sketch is wonderful!" Zhang Juan complained.
"It's okay, I'll come!" Fat Wu walked over and pressed the remote control, and the TV turned on again.
"Huh, the TV is broken?" The boss shook his head, turned off the TV again, and went to the kitchen to prepare dinner for himself.
He is a very health-conscious person, always eats only light food at night, and does not like to eat other people's food outside.
The TV was turned on again.
Fat Wu saw that Zhang Juan was happy, so he searched around the room, complaining while searching: "This boss is really boring, and he doesn't even prepare snacks at home." ”
In the end, he still found half a bag of potato chips, two pieces of chocolate, and a plate of melon seeds in the room of the owner's son on the second floor.
"Wife, although we half-ghosts can't eat it, it's good to take a look." Fat Wu put these snacks next to Zhang Juan.
Zhang Juan is like a happy little woman, nestled in the sofa, holding the half bag of potato chips in her hand and sighing: "When I was alive, I dreamed that one day, I could live in such a big house, I could have a husband who loved me so much, and I didn't do anything at home every day, just eating snacks and watching TV-"
"Wife, eat a little if you want." Fat Wu hugged her lovingly, and said tenderly, "Anyway, half a pack of potato chips can't consume much yang energy." We also have a 100 taels of yang energy card, what are you afraid of! ”
"Hmm!" Zhang Juan happily kissed Fat Wu on the face, "It's really my good husband!" ”
Then he picked up the long-lost potato chips, sniffed deeply, and said, "It's so fragrant!" ”
"Let's eat!" Fat Wu took out a piece of potato chips and stuffed it into Zhang Juan's mouth.
Zhang Juan chewed it a few times and spit it out.
"What's wrong? Is the expiration date past the expiration date? Fat Wu asked with concern.
Zhang Juan shook her head and said in frustration: "Potato chips are still the same brand of potato chips from the past, and the taste is also the same as before, but I no longer have the same sense of touch as before - alas, since it is so unpalatable, I have to waste yang energy, what do I want to eat it!" ”
"If you don't want to eat, let's watch TV!" Fat Wu comforted.
When the half-** wife was watching happily, the boss, who had simply prepared dinner, walked out with the food.
"Huh? The TV is broken again? Damn, the quality of the goods is too poor now, and tens of thousands of dollars of TVs are so undurable! The boss simply walked over and sat at the other end of the sofa, eating and watching.
"What a Spring Festival Gala!" He muttered, picked up the remote control, and tuned up a military channel.
"Husband-" Zhang Juan said coquettishly.
"Don't worry, my husband will transfer it to you!" Fat Wu ran to the boss's side, and after the boss put the remote control on the table, he directly pressed back to the channel just now.
"Why did you run back again!" The boss tunes in to the military channel again.
Fat Wu continues to tune back!
"Damn, what kind of broken TV is this!" The boss was furious, grabbed the remote control and threw it at the TV.
"Husband, the TV is going to be smashed!" Zhang Juan screamed in fright.
Fat Wu, who was in a state of nothingness, his body was much more flexible than usual, he jumped into the air, and reached out to grab the remote control that was about to smash on the screen.
The boss was stunned!
I saw the remote control levitating out of thin air; I saw that the button on the remote control was pressed out of thin air, and the TV changed back to the channel that played the Spring Festival Gala.
He originally made his fortune in the haunted house business, and never believed in the existence of ghosts and gods in the world, in his eyes, so what can scare people is just a tool for him to make money.
Even after seeing all this with his own eyes, he was a little skeptical.
He dared to go over and grab the remote control, but the remote flew back to the coffee table on its own.
"Get out of here, you're blocking my wife from watching TV!" Fat Wu Chong shouted to the boss standing in front of the TV.
He deliberately brightened his so that his voice could be heard by the boss.
"Mom!" When the boss heard this, he ran out of the gate like crazy.
"Husband, don't let him run away, I haven't said anything about not letting him fire his eldest brother!" Zhang Juan hurriedly shouted, her eyes still glued to the TV screen.
On TV, that human guy who "walks by the meter" is so funny!
Fat Wu had already rushed to the gate, and when the boss ran over to open the door, he flew up and kicked the boss to the ground.
The person who commanded his subordinates to play ghosts all day long was frightened by ghosts today.
"Are you a human or a ghost? How the hell did I mess with you! The boss yelled and ran around the house.
"Husband, do you want me to help?" Zhang Juan asked.
"Enjoy it, I'll do this rough work alone." Fat Wu replied while chasing the boss all over the room.
Fat Wu saw that the boss ran to the front of the refrigerator, so he rushed over and directly opened the double-door refrigerator and threw out all the contents of the refrigerator.
The boss ran to the antique display shelf, and Fat Wu knocked down the display shelf, and the porcelain on the shelf became a piece of shards.
The boss turned around and rushed to the second floor, slipped into the bathroom, and locked the door tightly.
But where could he stop Fat Wu in the state of nothingness, he went straight through the wall and entered the bathroom.
Seeing that the boss was standing under the shower, he directly turned on the cold water switch, and poured the boss with cold water.
"Ahh
It's a pity that his single-family villa has excellent sound insulation, and it can't be heard from the outside.
The boss's face was pale, and his whole body was shaking like chaff.
Fat Wu felt that it was almost over, so he dipped his index finger in the water and wrote on the glass mirror in the bathroom: "Remember, you are not allowed to fire any employees in the near future, otherwise, you will die an ugly death!" ”
With the squeaky sound on the glass, the boss first gasped, and then his eyes glared, and he whimpered.
He had a heart condition......