Mr. Snake and Miss Cat's Love: Strange Tales of the Forest
Things in this world are really strange, and many times, many things cannot be explained by common sense and common sense.
Here, I'm just going to tell a story, just take a look, don't ask me to theorize!
There is a cat lady who has been in love with many cat guys, but as a result, they all ended in failure. According to Miss Cat, it was all because of the so-called "personality incompatibility", which eventually led to the failure of love again and again.
Miss Cat, who was in the window period, temporarily lost interest in felines.
One day, Miss Cat was bored and walked alone in the grass. Suddenly, there was a sound in the grass, and Miss Cat was startled, couldn't it be that she had met a snake? It doesn't sound like a rat at all! Miss Cat quietly hid on the side of the grass and quietly observed the movement in the grass. As Miss Cat expected, a snake crawled out of the grass.
This snake has a pale yellow belly, grass green all over, and bright red spots evenly distributed on the green, which is very tender and very beautiful.
The bored cat lady suddenly moved in her heart:
If you interact with felines again, it's really not interesting at all. Can I fall in love with Mr. Snake?
Thinking so, Miss Cat immediately began to act.
Miss Cat pretended not to wander by the grass, and she came to Mr. Snake's side:
"Handsome guy, hello!"
Mr. Snake was taken aback by Miss Cat's sudden greeting, and he was stunned for four or five seconds, and responded without temperature:
"Hello!"
Mr. Snake's answer was a bit blunt. Because Mr. Snake hasn't spoken much to a Snake girl of the same age, let alone Miss Cat.
Seeing Mr. Snake's shyness and inexperience, Miss Cat boldly communicates with Mr. Snake. The first time they met, the two animals had a great conversation and hit it off at first sight.
Because of the freshness, Miss Cat felt that talking to Mr. Snake was really a different experience.
Because he has not had much contact with the opposite sex, Mr. Snake feels that chatting with Miss Cat is really a bit of a dizzy heartbeat.
One is Miss Big Cat, a veteran of the love field, and the other is Mr. Little Snake, who is just starting to fall in love, so at the beginning, it seems that there is already a priority and a victory.
From the beginning, Miss Cat dealt with Mr. Snake with a sense of novelty and playfulness.
At the beginning, Mr. Snake didn't have any idea, he just felt that he would meet a new friend of the opposite sex.
Miss Cat has had so many "boyfriends", so she knows how to deal with these "stinky boys". Since she met Mr. Snake, Miss Cat has taken the initiative to date Mr. Snake every once in a while, and Miss Cat will arrange activities during the date every time. On every date, Miss Cat will skillfully show off her "feminine" beauty at the right time.
In this way, Mr. Snake gradually develops a crush on Miss Cat and falls in love with Miss Cat inextricably.
When the time comes, Miss Cat also seduces Mr. Snake in every possible way with her good charm.
When Mr. Snake's youthful heart was aroused by Miss Cat and was fascinated, Miss Cat suddenly felt bored.
Miss Cat is very realistic, she knows that she and Mr. Snake will not come to fruition. Don't say that the cat clan will object, even if the clan doesn't object, Miss Cat and Mr. Snake are really combined, how can they live?
Can this husband and wife live in harmony?
Does this produce offspring?
What gave birth to a cub? Or eggs?
Is this a cat? Or is it a snake? Is it a "cat snake"? Or is it a "snake cat"?
Mr. Snake didn't think much about it after falling in love with Miss Cat and falling in love with Miss Cat deeply. In Mr. Snake's heart, there is only one, and that is:
"I love Miss Cat, I love Miss Cat, I love Miss Cat......"
However, because of all this, this sweet word of love only flashed and flashed again and again in Mr. Snake's heart, but Mr. Snake never expressed it clearly.
Probably, one of the reasons why Miss Cat wants to give up Mr. Snake is that Mr. Snake doesn't know how to express his love directly.
In addition, after many failed relationships, Miss Cat not only has a deep hatred for all cat guys, but also has a prejudice against all "men".
Miss Cat never trusted Mr. Snake from the beginning. Mr. Snake didn't really know Miss Cat when he started up.
Falling out of love many times, Miss Cat's heart is cold. When it felt bored, it didn't say a word to Mr. Snake, and broke off the relationship.
Mr. Snake looks for Miss Cat, but Miss Cat either thinks about it with a cold face, or avoids it.
All these actions of Miss Cat made Mr. Snake very painful. Mr. Snake racked his brains and couldn't figure out where he was sorry for Miss Cat and where he did something wrong.
How could Mr. Snake know that Miss Cat's departure was not because she did not do well and did not love deeply, but because Miss Cat was tired, annoyed, tired and bored of playing.
Mr. Snake thought, it can't end like this, although the relationship has been for so long, but he has not expressed his love to Miss Cat! I haven't officially confessed to Miss Cat yet!
Mr. Snake thought that even if he confessed and was rejected by Miss Cat, he would have no regrets, and it would be better than ending without saying anything.
Mr. Snake thought that maybe a creative confession could impress Miss Cat, and he could make Miss Cat his "girlfriend", or even become his "lover" in the future.
But how do you confess? How do you get creative?
Mr. Snake thought about it for a long time, but he didn't come up with a way to convince himself.
all said yes: three stinkers, one Zhuge Liang.
Mr. Snake gathered his friends together and asked the big guys to help him come up with ideas and ideas.
Each animal put forward its own views and plans, what heart-shaped candlelight charts white, what balloons pull banners to confess; What park releases fireflies confession...... A large number of ideas, one by one, were rejected, either old or old-fashioned.
Or the big fox is smart, and he said to Mr. Snake:
"Brother, I have an idea, I will definitely make a sensation in the forest, but ......"
"Just what?"
Everyone asked in unison.
Mr. Snake heard that Big Brother Fox had the idea of making a sensation in the forest, and he also said:
"There's nothing just that, Brother Fox, just say it directly!"
The big fox looked at the snake, and then at the pile of animals, and said:
"Brother Snake, you have seven hearts, you can cut one heart and let Miss Cat see your sincerity in love. Miss Cat will be touched by your fiery love heart. In this way, you can get Miss Cat's heart. This method is self-defeating for other animals, but for you, it is only a small injury. Do you think it's worth exchanging a small injury for a big love? ”
As soon as the big fox finished speaking, the big guy began to talk about it, some animals thought it was a good idea, and some animals thought it was a bad idea.
After listening to the words of the big fox brother, Mr. Snake felt that it was very reasonable and creative, and he was very happy in his heart, and said to everyone:
"Brother Fox's idea is very original and creative. I decided, and I went this way. Thank you Brother Fox and thank you friends. When that is done, I invite you to dinner. ”
The animals dispersed after laughing and talking.
Mr. Snake was overjoyed.
After picking a good day, Mr. Snake took his own sharp blade and cut his belly by himself. It carefully cut off a pounding heart, held it above its head, and crawled forward to Miss Cat.
Mr. Snake confessed loudly and emotionally to Miss Cat:
"Cat, look at it, my heart is here, this heart is full of my affection and love for you, I hope you can accept me, be my 'girlfriend', I will be good to you for the rest of my life! My love for you, whether it is true or not, my heart is here, you can see for yourself! ”
Miss Cat looked at the scene in front of her, not in the slightest, and it didn't even bother with it. Miss Cat sneered at Mr. Snake and squeezed out four big words from the corners of her mouth:
"Wolf heart and dog lungs!"
After the cat finished speaking, she didn't look back, didn't look at the snake, and walked away indifferently.
After Mr. Snake heard the words "wolf heart and dog lungs", a mouthful of blood spurted out half a meter away. The heart on top of Mr. Snake's head fell to the ground, rolled a few times, stopped, and was still pounding, but the speed of the beating gradually decreased.
Mr. Snake suddenly collapsed to the ground, and after a while, he was dying.
After Mr. Snake died, Brother Fox was the most sad, he blamed himself very much, but he didn't expect that his kindness would kill Mr. Snake.
After Mr. Snake died, many animals couldn't figure it out: obviously the snake has seven hearts, and if it hurts one heart, it shouldn't be a big problem, why did it die?
Where do the big fox and other animals know that love hurts people the most!
As for the cause of Mr. Snake's death, Big Fox and the other animals will never know the true situation.