Chapter VII
"Ah, it feels good to be free...... I struggled to get out of the fence in the back garden, and felt that the air outside was much fresher than in the house, so I tightened my nose and took a few more breaths.
I can finally wander the streets again, and it's nice that Mo'er doesn't talk to me anymore. Actually, I don't like Mo'er to follow me when I come out, because every time I do something good, she comes up to stop me, which makes me always unhappy.
"Well, where did I hear such a sweet smell......" I was walking down the street, and suddenly I smelled a sweet smell on the tip of my nose, so I followed the smell and looked for it.
"What a beautiful candy man!" I saw an old man setting up a stall with charcoal in the stove and a sugar man on an iron plate.
Seeing me coming, the uncle quickly raised his head and smiled at me, "Girl, do you want to have a candy man, you can brand it into whatever you want, the bees are home-raised, the honey is home-picked, this honey is sweet, take a bite to be sweet to the tip of your heart......"
"That'...... Let's have one! "With such enthusiasm for the uncle, I can't live up to this sugar man.
"Okay, girl, what do you want your sugar man to look like?" The uncle scooped a spoonful of honey into the iron plate and asked me.
"Whatever, just, just brand it like me!" I couldn't think of it for a moment, so I opened my mouth randomly.
"The girl looks so handsome, I'm afraid it's hard to brand......" The uncle was busy with the work on his hands, and he didn't forget to joke with me.
I was actually so happy that I almost laughed out loud when I covered my mouth, "It's okay, it's okay, just make it look like a rough one......"
"Songhua Cake ~ Songhua Cake ~ Sister's Treasure, Sister's mouth is the most mouthful, and she only loves to eat that Songhua Cake...... "I stood there waiting for the uncle to brand candy, I felt so bored, so I hummed a little song, which I made up myself, specially for Songhua cake, because I like to eat Songhua cake when I am a child, and I don't feel tired of eating how much I eat.
"Go separately, I'll go here, you go here......"
"So, Steward Yu, what should I do, Mo'er must have been exposed, they must have been sent by Daddy to arrest me back, what should I do, what should I do......" I looked here and there, so I saw my housekeeper Yu, and I was so anxious that I stomped my feet and squatted on the ground to avoid their sight.
"Girl, what's wrong with you?" The uncle of the candy man saw me suddenly squatting down and looked at me in surprise.
"That's it, it's just that you sugar man is so fragrant......" I smiled bitterly, and I didn't know what to say for a while, so I could only pat myself on the back.
"Haha, it'll be fine in a while!" Uncle was amused by me.
"Hey, Butler Yu, there's a figure there that looks like a young lady!" A housekeeper looked at me a few times, then turned his head and made a small report to the housekeeper.
"It's a bit similar, you guys come with me......"
"Don't come, you can't see me, you can't see me!" I cowered there, listening to the footsteps getting closer and closer, and my heart was in my throat.
"Mother, this mask is so beautiful, I want to buy one, I will not know me after I put it on!" I saw a little girl on the edge of the uncle's stall, holding a mask of the Monkey King, dragging her mother's hand and asking her mother to help her buy a mask.
"Masks, masks are a good thing......" I slowly moved away, Xin Hao's mask stall was placed opposite the uncle, I straightened up and reached out to reach it.
I immediately ripped off the most terrifying ghost mask from the pole, "Big brother, Jianghu Rescue will lend you a mask, and I will definitely pay you several times the amount of silver another day!"
"Why ...... you girl?"
"Thank you!" Before the big brother who sold the mask came out to arrest me, I ran away.
"Miss, Miss......" Butler Yu walked up behind me and put his hand on my shoulder.
"Ah, my mother...... Where did this come from...... "As soon as I turned around, several of them were frightened by me and fell to the ground, covering their eyes with their hands and calling their mothers.
I saw that they were still on the ground and couldn't get up, so I took the opportunity to hurry up and say, "Girl, your sugar man is ready!" ”
"Uncle, I'm ~ not ~ going to ~ anymore!" Why did this sugar man get old at this time, but I had already run away, but I also opened my mouth wide and roared, and from behind came a few sounds of flickering and approaching, and fading away.
"Butler, that's Miss, that's Miss's voice!" Hearing my voice, one of the housekeepers opened his eyes in a daze, probably seeing my back.
"you, it's almost, get me up, you must bring Miss back today!" As he spoke, he chased in the direction I was running.
"That girl is so strange, she obviously said that my sugar man is fragrant, but she doesn't want it when it's baked, and this group of people is really strange...... Hey, the sugar man, the sugar man is so sweet that the tip of the heart is grinning......" The uncle muttered a few words to himself, and began to sell his sugar man again.
"Oops, I'm tired, why are they following so closely, my legs, I'm going to be lame if I run again......" I ran all the way, and when I was tired of running, I hid in an alley, because I felt that this place was remote, and the housekeeper couldn't find it, so I spread my whole body on the wall, gasping for air with my eyes closed, and kept fanning the wind in front of me with my mask.
"Do you feel tired and hot?"
"yes!"
"Do you want to go back to the house and drink a lot of water, have a full meal and then sleep happily?"
"Okay, ah...... Yu, Yu Steward! As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw Steward Yu looking at me with his bulging eyes, and then I saw that the whole area behind me was surrounded by the family.
Thirty plans to go for the upper plan, I can't care so much immediately pull out my legs and run back, Yu Butler carried my cuffs from behind with one hand, "Miss, why do you bother, what are you running on the big day, the lord is still waiting in the house, don't embarrass me, go back with me quickly, I was called out halfway through this happy wine, and my heart is really not happy, you go back with me, you are your bride, I drink my wedding wine, isn't it beautiful!" Steward Yu looked helpless and persuaded me with kind words.
I saw that the situation was not good, and my eyes rolled, and there were!
"Oh, why does my head hurt so much, oh yes, my eyes are spent, oh where are you, butler, I can't see you...... It's uncomfortable, it's uncomfortable, it's uncomfortable......"
Steward Yu immediately let go of his hand, "Miss, what's wrong with you, you're not feeling well?" ”
"Oh, it's really a rush today, it's painful, it's uncomfortable......" At this time, he had to pretend to be sick, because he panicked as soon as he pretended to be sick to the housekeeper, because he was afraid that his father would punish him when he went back.
"Hurry up, hurry up, come and help Miss, please Lang Zhong, please Lang Zhong ......" Steward Yu wanted me to get up, and at the same time called them to come around.
I crouched on the ground, touching a box of rouge powder that I bought last time at the Jade Maiden's Shop, and I didn't like to use it, so I threw it in their faces while they were all around here.
"Ah...... It's the hell! "They all scratched the yellow rouge powder on their faces with their hands, and they couldn't open their eyes.
"Throw, throw, throw, I'll throw again, so that you will chase me all over the street!" I stood up and threw the whole box of rouge powder at them.
"Ahem...... It's really a bit choking! I slapped my hand in front of me several times before I dared to open my mouth.
"Miss, what kind of powder are you spilling on us, the taste is so rushing, ah......" Butler Yu actually ate the rouge powder with one mouth, and after two words, he was silent.
I saw that they were so scared, so I simply scared them, I said the words to scare them, while running back, "This, this, this is my exclusive prescription, I am dried and ground rat feces into powder, mixed with sweat medicine, and then added horse urine to ferment in the tank for half a month, and then take it to the sun to be exposed to the sun for 7749 days, and finally refined this colored incense powder." By the way, later I thought that the color of this powder gray was not good-looking, so I secretly added some chili powder, and the yellow and bright color looked much better. Whoever sticks a little bit of this powder to your body will find that after half a quarter of an hour you will find that your body is very itchy, but I tell you, don't open your eyes, and don't scratch them, if the powder gets into your eyes, you will be blind; If you scratch the skin, the powder soaks into the skin and into the bone marrow, then there is no salvation......
"Miss, you're disgusting, aren't you?"
"Ah, it's so uncomfortable......" I just said nonsense, I just threw the most ordinary rouge powder on my body at them, and they were really afraid, so they made trouble in their hearts, covering their eyes and screaming uncomfortable. I watched them fall to the ground, covering their mouths and laughing quietly, and if it were a normal day, I would have stretched out my thighs and slapped the table, smiling on my belly.
"Don't speak, don't think that if you don't bend, you'll be fine, as long as you touch the powder, you will feel weak in your hands and feet for a while, and then your limbs will be weak, and then your head will be dizzy and disobedient, and your eyes will begin to blur, and then you will have difficulty breathing, nervous and uncomfortable, and finally you will bleed and die violently......" I had no trace when I finished saying this, leaving them there howling.
"Oh help, help, we have a few quarters of an hour left......"
"Steward Yu, are we going to die, I'm still so young, I haven't married yet, why are I going to see Hades...... Woo."
"I miss my mother, she's still waiting for me to go back at home, I'm an unfilial son......"
I didn't believe that I had deceived them like this, and they didn't notice it when I walked for half an hour, and they just rolled on the ground.
"Hey, look what's wrong with these people, why they can't get up when they lie on the ground, look at what strange powder they have on their faces and bodies......" A few people passing by felt strange, so they took a few more looks.
"Fellow fathers and fellow villagers, please help me find a man quickly, we are already infected with poison, we really can't afford to delay, if we are in a while, we will all die violently!" Steward Yu heard a burst of talking, as if he had grasped a life-saving straw, and immediately asked them for help.
"Poisonous? Ah, this is going to kill someone, go find Lang Zhong, it's going to kill someone! A strong man hurriedly got up and went to look for Langzhong, and several timid women had already gone home with their children.
"Lang Zhong is here, Lang Zhong is here, get out of the way, everyone get out of the way......" Several strong men opened the way for Lang Zhong, and everyone gathered around to watch the excitement intently.
I saw that Lang Zhong was carrying a medical box on his back and walked to the side of Butler Yu, and Butler Yu grabbed Lang Zhong's hand uneasily, "Mr. Lang Zhong, Mr. Lang Zhong, you must save me, I don't want to die yet, come, I will give you all the money on my body, you must heal me......"
"Good, good!" Na Langzhong is a man who sees money, and his eyes light up when he sees so much money, and he quickly puts it in his pocket.
"Hey, don't move, I'll see what kind of poison is on your face first, as long as you catch the source, you're not afraid of being cured!" Lang Zhong put a little rouge powder on his hand with a serious face.
Lang Zhong first put it in front of his nose and sniffed it, "No, why is it a salty smell?" Then he licked it with his tongue again, "Phew, it's the girl's rouge gouache!" ”
"You, what did you say, rouge, rouge powder?" Butler Yu was taken aback and opened his eyes suddenly.
"It's really rouge powder, we were all deceived by Miss!" One of the housekeepers in the back also licked it with his tongue.
"It's not a poisonous powder at all, it's just rouge powder mixed with sand, there's no life-threatening concern, it's probably okay to go home and wash your face......" After finishing speaking, he picked up the box, disappeared with a smoke, and ran faster than a rabbit after taking the money.
"Hey, come back and give me back my money!" Steward Yu stood up and roared at the wind.
"Cut, what do you think, it turned out to be a prank that deceives people......"
"That's it, you can't spend it like this if you have money!"
Butler Yu's face was full of yellow powder, and even his hair was dyed yellow, not to mention how embarrassed he was, I saw him stretch out a finger to the sky, "Ah, why were we tricked by Miss again, I have lived for most of my life, how can I also be a person who has experienced vicissitudes, I can't fight a fledgling yellow-haired girl, how can I have the face to go back to the house, and how can I stand up in front of the family and maids in the house in the future?" ”
"Why don't you speak, don't I speak...... What about the people, what about you? When Steward Yu turned his head, there was no one to see, only people walking back and forth on the street......