Chapter 63: Mysterious Voices
Seeing that he was still smiling, Xiaobao suddenly pulled down his little face, slammed the table, and seriously injured him Huangpizi, as well as the matter of the remnant soul of the ancestor who sealed the soul of Huangpizi in the wooden tablet, and told him about it.
Afraid that he still wouldn't believe it, Xiaobao hurriedly imitated Granny Sun's tone, added oil and vinegar and continued to speak slowly and orderly: "Huangpizi is the most grudgeful, not to mention that you also injured someone's leg, this is worth it!"
According to the habits of this thing, it is difficult to guarantee that it will not come to you in the future.
Therefore, you have to respectfully offer incense to others and say some good things during the New Year's holidays, so as not to completely go crazy with this thing.
If you provoke it to run out of the tablet again, not only you, but even me, Grandma Sun and Xiaomei will have to follow you unlucky.
Since it was you who caused the trouble, of course, it was you who personally offered incense and apologized to others, and we don't want to carry this black pot for you. ”
Wang Tao blinked, still looking confused.
Xiaobao stared at him wide-eyed, and he didn't know what he was thinking, so he had to wait quietly for him to speak.
I saw him reach out and wipe his mouth, and then casually wiped his cuffs, and began to mumble in a worried voice: "Isn't this nonsense?" I have to incense a yellow skin every year, and it's embarrassing to say it. ”
Hearing this, Xiaobao's face turned black again, yes! It was really in vain just now, and what he said was the same as if he didn't say it, and he still looked like he was doing his own thing.
In distress, I saw Wang Tao grinning and lifting his left leg, putting it on top of his right leg, then frowning and taking a closer look at the terrible wound on his calf, he said with some embarrassment: "Ouch, you said that this little thing is really powerful, I injured its leg, and it can even make me lame." ”
Raised his eyes and looked at Xiaobao and said, "Little brat, what do you think will happen if I smash the yellow-skinned tablet?" ”
Xiaobao got up from his seat, shook his head, shook some food crumbs from his hair to the ground, and then raised his head and gave him a white eye: "Wait until you die!" ”
"Waiting to die?"
Wang Tao got up from his seat with a little excitement, but accidentally touched the wound on his left calf, which made him gasp.
After sitting down again, Wang Tao sighed and said: "It's not okay to wait for death, my brother is still very young, and even his daughter-in-law hasn't married yet, so I can't say that I will die, or I think it's still.."
"Poof, huhu."
Xiaobao covered his mouth, held back a smile and said angrily: "Then you have to keep your eyes open and marry a shrewd daughter-in-law in the future, otherwise your descendants will be completely hopeless." ”
"What's going on?" Wang Tao asked casually for some reason.
Xiaobao didn't think about it, and blurted out directly: "One generation is more stupid than the next!" ”
"Hey! You stinky boy, don't you curse me? ”
"No, it doesn't mean that, I'm just giving you a suggestion." Xiaobao waved his hand at him, smiling forward and backward, and even laughed with tears.
Wang Tao squinted his eyes and stared at Xiaobao tightly, gritted his teeth and said: "You melon baby {fool, there is a meaning of ridicule}, boiling very {restless, disobedient}, I will see which girl will be your old girl {wife} wow?" ”
When Xiaobao heard this, his expression froze instantly: "Brother Wang Tao, what are you talking about?" What kind of melon baby's old girl's? I don't want to marry an old girl, let's marry if we want..."
"If you want to marry, marry Xiaomei, right? I've known for a long time, you melon baby. ”
Xiaobao blushed like a monkey's buttocks, but he couldn't say why he opened his mouth, and Wang Tao, who saw Xiaobao eating deflated, couldn't help but grin in a good mood, "Stinky boy, I can catch your weakness, and I will fight in the future, see how I fix you!" Haha.."
Xiao Bao, who was defeated in the fight, got up from the chair with a weak heart, returned to the small room that belonged to him by himself, and took out a few pages of secret techniques given by Grandma Sun and looked back and forth absentmindedly.
Who knew that at this time, Wang Tao pushed the door with a smile, and when he saw Xiaobao's red face, he smiled even more happily, and just wanted to tease Xiaobao, but when his eyes fell on the few pages of paper in Xiaobao's hand, he suddenly said: "Hey, these pieces of paper look good." ”
Seeing that Wang Tao had the idea of these pages of yellowed paper again, Xiaobao quickly took the secret technique aside, and pouted: "Cut!" It's not a dime to do with you, so don't even think about taking this paper to wipe your ass again. ”
"What are you talking about, who said I was going to wipe my ass with them, look at your stinginess."
Wang Tao glanced at Xiaobao angrily, sat on the wooden bed beside him, leaned his neck and shouted: "You kid always says I'm stupid, I don't think you're very smart!" But it's just a few pages of waste paper, and you haven't used it to practice any peerless magic skills until now. ”
Xiao Bao was angry, handed a few pages in front of him and shook them: "What do you know, just a few pieces of paper, if you want to learn all the secret techniques recorded on it, it will take a lot of time and thought!" It's as simple as you think. ”
Originally, Wang Tao was illiterate, and he didn't plan to learn the above secret arts, he just wanted to simply laugh at Xiaobao, but now when he heard Xiaobao say that this secret art is so difficult to learn, he suddenly grabbed Xiaobao's handle, so he put his hands around his chest, and then began to talk at length again: "I didn't expect you kid to be stupid and quite hard, obviously you are slow to learn things, and it is difficult to learn by secret arts." ”
Stretched out his hand and snatched a few pages of secret art fragments from Xiaobao's hand, limped straight to the hall, and scared Xiaobao as he ran: "Stinky boy, you come to chase me, you can't catch me, I'll really take it to wipe my ass, haha." ”
Xiao Baoxin thought it was true, and trembled with fright, these pages of secret art fragments were very precious to him, and he only had one thought in his mind, that is, he must not let Wang Tao waste these pages of secret art so much.
When he got up and rushed out of the room to chase Wang Tao, he was about to grab his clothes, but unexpectedly, an angry roar suddenly came from the house: "Nonsense! ”
Caught off guard, Xiaobao was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he was stunned for a moment, completely forgetting to chase Wang Tao.
Wang Tao, who was already weak and had not yet recovered, was frightened by this sudden voice, and collapsed to the ground on the spot, just twisting his neck and glaring back and forth in the room with wide eyes.
As a result, Xiaobao and Wang Tao looked around vigilantly for a while, and they didn't find any other suspicious characters in the room, and the two looked at each other in disbelief, wondering if they had auditory hallucinations in their ears just now.
Wang Tao sat on the ground scratching his head, and turned his head to look at Xiaobao in confusion: "Xiaobao, did you hear someone speak just now?" ” ,
"Hmm."
Xiaobao nodded, but his eyes were still looking around: "I seem to have heard someone speak just now, but why hasn't there been any movement for a while?" ”
He rubbed his hand on his chin and said with some self-doubt, "Did I hear it wrong?" ”
Wang Tao was about to answer, when suddenly a voice came from behind him again: "Two little ghosts!" Looking back, I'm watching you from behind you. ”
"Oh mama! There are really people! ”
Wang Tao was like an electric shock, quickly rolled on the ground, turned his head suddenly, but still didn't see anything, he felt cold in his heart at the moment, and couldn't help shouting at Xiaobao: "Oh no, it's not the person who spoke!" I guess it's an evil coming! ”
Stretched out his hand and pulled Xiaobao's trouser leg, and muttered tremblingly: "Quick, hurry up and use all the tricks you learned to catch ghosts, otherwise we will have to finish playing." ”
Xiao Bao was urged by him like this, and he was also a little panicked, and stiffly held the jade pendant on his neck, and subconsciously took a step back, "Where did the monster come from, dare to pretend to be a ghost here?" Don't you show up and die soon! ”
As soon as these words came out, the room suddenly fell into a short period of calm, Wang Tao was overjoyed when he saw this, and pulled Xiaobao's pants and shook vigorously: "Hey, it really works, you can try to yell twice, maybe you can scare that dirty thing away directly." ”
Xiaobao grabbed his belt and glanced down at Wang Tao on the ground: "Brother Wang Tao, if you pull my pants lightly, they are about to be torn!" ”
The two were in a panic when the voice came again: "Hey! When you encounter danger, the first thing that comes to mind is the jade pendant around your neck, you think that jade pendant is omnipotent, do you know that every time you use that jade pendant, it will lose a lot of its spiritual power? ”
Although I don't know who is talking, Xiaobao can't help but be stunned when he hears this person suddenly mention the matter of the jade pendant.
Just when he was stunned, the voice came to his ears again: "If you only consume and do not nourish, it will not take a few years for this piece of spiritual jade to be completely abolished, you ignorant stupid boy." ”
This was said heartbreakingly, which made Xiaobao's heart also shocked, and as soon as his hand trembled, the jade pendant broke away from his palm and swayed back and forth between his neck.
Does the jade pendant still need to be warmed? Why didn't my grandparents tell me about it?
For the message conveyed by this voice, Xiaobao couldn't distinguish the truth from the fake for a while, so he had to choose to continue to listen.
When Wang Tao and Xiao Bao were a little at a loss, the voice sighed helplessly: "Speaking of Maoshan technique, many people must be not unfamiliar, even if they are high-level celebrities, or down to low-level people, they will more or less find out from some ways."
In fact, authentic Taoism, like other sects, is generally majoring in swordsmanship and exclusive qigong, and as for those mysterious and varied Maoshan secret techniques, even many authentic Taoist disciples may not have heard of them.
Thousands of years ago, a certain Maoshan strange person created a set of Maoshan secret techniques by fate, so he went down the mountain to show his might, and since then the name of the secret art has spread far and wide, shaking the entire rivers and lakes.
For the sake of their own interests, the top masters of the good and evil factions searched for the traces of strange people and waited for the opportunity to snatch the secret arts, so an earth-shattering melee was inevitable.
In the end, the strange people died due to being outnumbered, and the secret art was also wantonly divided among the major sects, with seven or eight pages of harvest, four or five pages of the middle, and one or two articles at the least, and since then the secret art of Maoshan has been torn apart.