Volume 8: The Winning Officer Chapter 7 A New Partner

The lucky children threw the ice mound far into the sea of mosquito coils.

After a while, one after another fierce dragon heads jumped up on the blue water, and cleanly swallowed the floating and sinking ice mounds on the sea surface.

After all the ice mounds were thrown away, the lucky boys put the watermelon-shaped iron molds that had been prepared a long time ago into the belly of the incense burner again, and asked Chang Kaishen to enter a little bit of true yuan, which caused the runes on the furnace body to flicker again and again, and opened the lid of the furnace again and took out the iron molds, and there were a large number of dark red ice mounds that dissolved the sizzling cold air.

Chang Kaishen felt that this incense burner refrigerator was really amazing, so he rummaged through the inheritance of the big-breasted sister of the Rizhou team in his bag, found a bunch of Sprite and threw it into it to freeze into sweet ice, and then took out a box of 1982 Château Lafite's wine king, Sprite mixed with red wine, not only happy himself, but also distributed to the lucky children to drink.

Before the case of wine was finished, a huge fish corpse with a dragon's head carp body and a belly facing the sky floated one after another on the water surface of the Coral Sea.

Zhuang Yuanlang dragged the Capricorn fish ashore with love silk, chopped off their heads along the dividing line, and sure enough, he found a straight serrated sword in the belly of the fish.

It's really a unique way of hunting, using a curved serrated sword as the filling, and the outer bread is covered with blood plasma and minced meat, which is frozen into an ice Lantern Festival through a mold. The gluttonous Capricorn fish swallows it up, and when the ice melts when it warms up, the curved serrated sword bounces out and tears through its internal organs.

After all, the Capricorn Fish's talent Jin Xing spell can only cover the surface of the body, and it can't practice the five organs of the lungs and intestines, and it can't prevent the center from blooming.

This discovery really made Chang Kaishen feel embarrassed.

The Capricorn Fish is also a demon known for its super defensive power, and if the lucky boys go to the sea with a weapon to kill it, even if they are tired and break their arms, it is estimated that they will not be able to cut a clear knife mark on the fish scales. But now, just by using your brain, you can easily make it so tender that you can't die anymore!

"With such a clever method, even mortals can kill Capricorn Fish, right?" Zhuang Yuanlang suddenly understood why there was a famous saying in the Yan Fu Cultivation True Realm called "Within the two instruments, the most spiritual person", before the demon class has not transformed into a human and opened the spiritual intelligence, there is indeed no lower limit to the low IQ.

"Sir, we are mortals. The lucky boys laughed.

Although this way of catching is novel and tricky, but it is still too laborious for Chang Kaishen, who is precious to time, in order to finish the work quickly, he drove the flying needle over the mosquito coil sea, swept his senses, and found which area is denser with fish, and immediately shot out a fallen rhino horn with the hidden weapon technique of sprinkling flowers and rain all over the sky, and only threw down about fifty rhino horns before and after, the bottom of the mosquito coil sea has been expanded into a huge waterless cavity, and the Capricorn fish with golden scales and dragon heads fell down heavily, no matter how they jumped, they couldn't escape from this dry and vast cage。

When he put away his horns and burst out of the water again with a full load of fish, a group of people lined up on the coral dam to sell their stunts.

"Oh my God!" the lucky boys exclaimed that the new fish-headed master was invincible, and it took less than half an hour to do all the most troublesome and time-consuming fish-catching work—and they didn't need to mix it at all!

"Your sister, there must be more than 800 of these Capricorn fish combined, right?" A great husband with swallow-jawed tiger whiskers and a high body, holding two lotus girls with heavy makeup on his left and right, stood out from the crowd and seemed to stand in the crowd of lucky children, staring at the golden scale waterfall that Zhuang Yuanlang shot out of the treasure bag and rolled his eyes wildly.

He was wearing a crescent hoop inlaid with three bean pearls on his head, and he was obviously also an outer disciple of the Qi Refining Period.

Chang Kaishen glanced at him lightly and began to slaughter fish for sand.

This guy is the most powerful and masculine male monk Chang Sang has ever seen in the Maha Immeasurable Palace so far - he is naked with his upper body, his muscles are as angular as if he were wearing bronze armor, and there is a black and shaggy chest hair from his heart to his lower abdomen, and every pore on his body is sprayed with the breath of male hormones.

However, he was also the most sissy monk that Zhuang Yuanlang had ever seen in the Maha Wuliang Palace.

The voice of the speaker is even louder than that of Lin Chiling! The nails are dyed with impatiens juice! The sideburns are even more hairpinned with a big red flower!

What especially made Chang Sang unbearable was that he actually wore an earring-sized golden bell on each of his two breasts!

This guy probably didn't have the habit of attending morning classes, and if Chang Kaishen had met him, he would have left an unforgettable impression.

"Hey, hey, boy, did you hear the old lady asking you!" This strange and grotesque non-mainstream is obviously very unhappy with the arrogance of the champion: "Don't think I don't know the details, I know when I look at your appearance, you must be this year's rookie champion......"

Zhuang Yuanlang straightened his waist and struck a defiant gaze.

"Yo he! It's very much, you deliberately got in touch with my mother, right?"

"Senior brother should be the fish head who is my partner, the senior of Evil Moon, right?" Chang Kaishen hated more and more at this product, how could he still find a little bit of the three thousand majesty and eighty thousand fine lines of the Buddha Gate Dragon Elephant in him? The most hateful thing is that this thing is called a heavy taste, and the two lotus girls in her arms are one with big buckteeth covering the sky, and the other is fat like a human-shaped gourd, both of which are already full of crow's feet and pheasant spots, and they have to desperately apply grease and powder, and pretend to be tender and pure there.

Chang Kaishen hardened.

The fist is hard.

"That's right, the old lady is the famous and well-known Sister Yue!" Seeing Zhuang Yuanlang's eyes looking at his lotus girl, this heavy-tasting sissy turned her head proudly, pursed her lips and said to the two ugly old vegetable skins, "Uh-huh" and one of them snorted.

Unable to bear it, Zhuang Yuanlang flew up and kicked him into the sea of mosquito coils.

The lucky boys didn't expect the scene to be so hot, they all screamed "oh", and then quickly covered their mouths.

"I said!" The messy seaweed above Evil Moon's head jumped out of the water in a rage, opened her mouth and just cursed, and was kicked into the sea of mosquito coils again by Kaishen Sauce.

The fortunate children who watched on the wall are also experts in both civil and military cultivation, and they are basically well-versed in the actions of the champion master, and the evil moon lord is probably not an opponent.

After suffering two losses in a row, Evil Moon finally learned to be obedient, and swam far under the water before jumping out of the sea on the flying needle, jumping like thunder: "Your sister......!

Before he could go crazy, Zhuang Yuan Lang slashed his hand knife, and his Heavenly Spirit Gai suddenly "grew" a five-colored divine cow-like sword qi.

After a series of farts were released, Evil Moon screamed, and even the flying needle led people into the sea.

Before he could recover from his frightened and inexplicable state, Zhuang Yuanlang's love silk had already pulled him in front of him, and seeing a fist in his eyes and line of sight getting bigger and bigger, Evil Moon suddenly relaxed, and a trace of cold light appeared in his eyes.

"You've finally taken on the appearance of a monk. Zhuangyuanlang's fist froze in front of Evil Moon's eyes, and he grabbed him away.

"Does the old lady look like a monk, what is in your way?"

Chang Kaishen raised his eyebrows, nodded, picked up the evil moon, and pinched him like a chicken and pressed him into the sea of mosquitoes: "Drink saliva and quench the fire." ”

The two lotus girls were affectionate and righteous, regardless of their identity, and desperately stepped forward to pull Chang Sang's arms, but where could the two of them be weak women who could shake the iron arm of the Martial Sage.

Evil Moon still couldn't hold back her breath, and strings of bubbles gushed out on the water.

"Your sister!" was thrown ashore by the love silk, Evil Moon Wow Wow spit out a few mouthfuls of salty seawater, stretched out his limbs, and the whole person was lying on the ground like a leper dog basking in the sun: "Are you still human? It's only been a few days since I got started, and the old-timers who packed up the three layers of qi refining didn't blink......"

"yes, I'm ashamed of you. ”

"Shame on your sister!" Evil Moon a carp jumped up, the corners of his mouth snorted and a string of fine foam, and he was sad and indignant as if he had lost the fight just now, but lost his body: "If I hadn't lost Yuanzhen twenty-five years ago, it would have been your turn to be arrogant in front of me? The old lady was also the number one Buddha seedling seed of the evil character generation back then......"

"You still have a real face to say, if you don't make a fuss, who can take away your Yuanyang?"

"Tell you, don't look down on people with your eyes in the cracks of the door! The old lady is not the kind of fool who thinks that it is invincible to collect yang and replenish yin after practicing a little bit of "Five Mozi Yoga Practice" and "Desire to Be Happy"!" Evil Moon burst into tears: "If it weren't for the bottleneck period of the triple refining of qi, one card would be ten years, who would have cultivated the "Great Joy Zen" to rush through the level! In the process of the three thousand maidens, I was also careful and careful, but who made me unlucky, and I ran into the overlord flower with a "famous weapon"!"

"Aren't you the number one Buddha seedling seed of the evil character generation? The bottleneck of the triple level of qi refining can also stuck you for ten years?"

"Do you understand the cultivation of the truth? The bottleneck doesn't look at the qualifications! What is the card for ten years, there are a lot of people in the card for a lifetime!"

"I really don't understand this aspect because the Sutra of Many Hearts can't find a description of the bottleneck. Chang Kaishen had already encountered the bottleneck problem when he was cultivating last night, and he was about to find someone who knew how to ask for advice: "Senior brother, can you explain to me in detail, what is the bottleneck?"

"My work is not finished today, if you want to delay my time, you will divide me three hundred Capricorn fish first. ”

"I'll give you four hundred Capricorn fish, and you can explain to me all the joints in them. ”

"Have you ever written an article?" Evil Moon asked him, and after receiving an affirmative answer, he asked again, "Then have you ever written an article?" Lifting the pen and looking around at a loss, obviously there are goods in the stomach, but I just can't do the pen like a god. ”

"Is the same for the monks?"

"No! The bottleneck of a monk is much more serious than the exhaustion of literati talents! We have ten realms in the Qi refining period, and nominally each realm only needs to accumulate nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine true yuan to advance to the next realm, but really when you have saved enough, you will find that no matter how hard you try, you just can't condense the next turn true yuan, enter the hall and go further!"

Zhuang Yuanlang nodded violently, he was deeply touched by this, last night he used more than 30,000 grains of spiritual sand to take a large medicine, and most of the spiritual energy escaped in vain.

PS: Last night's New Year's Eve concert was so successful, I am so honored to have so many readers with unparalleled singing skills............