Chapter 157: The Strange Tales of Yizhuang{14}
He saw that Xiaobao's face was sweating all the time, and he was still talking nonsense from time to time, which made him nervous.
Although he usually quarrels with Xiaobao, Wang Tao still doesn't want to see Xiaobao have any accidents.
When he was at a loss, he could only open his mouth to ask Uncle Cheng: "I said uncle, what's wrong with Xiaobao?" Why is it as hot as a stove? ”
Uncle Cheng stretched out his hand and rolled Xiaobao's eyelids, saying that he must have seen some kind of yin and evil thing, which is why his yang energy was sluggish and his whole body was hot.
He also said that this situation usually doesn't last long, in a word, he definitely can't die, so everyone can't worry too much.
Wang Tao nodded suspiciously, and suddenly said on a whim, "Instead of watching Xiaobao suffer here, why don't you put him in a big wooden barrel filled with cold water to cool down?" ”
"You can pull it down!"
Uncle Cheng shook his head at him vigorously, "This cold and hot, not to mention that ordinary people can't stand it, not to mention that it is still a small treasure with a weak body, if you really want to do what you say, I'm afraid it's okay." ”
Wang Tao frowned, and said with some reluctance: "Then why don't I take a basin and dip the whole rag in some water to wipe Xiaobao's body?" ”
Uncle Cheng crooked his mouth and nodded a little funny: "It's okay, then let's do what you want." ”
"Gotcha! I'm going to go and get a whole basin of water right now. ”
Wang Tao twisted his ass and just walked a few steps, but unexpectedly, Uncle Cheng muttered softly with his hands behind his back: "Then I will also come over with a kitchen knife." ”
"Vegetables, kitchen knives?"
Wang Tao was stunned, he stared at Uncle Cheng suspiciously, and said, "Uncle, don't you want to bleed Xiaobao?" But even bloodletting doesn't need to be such a big thing {tool}! ”
"Stinky boy! Use you to manage me, you can do whatever you want. ”
Uncle Cheng seemed to be intent on torturing Wang Tao, and he didn't miss a word about how to use a kitchen knife at all.
Wang Tao was quite helpless when he saw this, so he had to turn around and go busy with his own affairs.
When he wiped Xiaobao's face with a basin of water, he didn't forget to mutter: Xiaobao wow, I know this water is very cold, just bear with it.
My brother is doing this for your own good, you said that if you burn out your brain, then who will you fight with me in the future.
To be honest, it is the first time in Wang Tao's life to wipe others' faces so carefully, you must know that he usually doesn't wash his face much.
Because of this, it can be proved that Wang Tao's concern for Xiaobao is beyond words, and his friendship with Xiaobao is pure and flawless, and it is indeed true feelings.
But when he thought that Xiaobao was unconscious because he provoked dirty things, Wang Tao was a little nervous.
After carefully wiping Xiaobao's face, Wang Tao found that his cheeks seemed to be a little white.
Seeing this scene, Wang Tao only felt frightened, not to mention how awkward it was.
He was staring at Xiaobao intently, but Xiaobao began to laugh without warning.
However, this laughter seems to be very different from his usual voice, just listening to this voice is extremely feminine, and it can even be said that it is not a man or a woman.
The crowd was dumbfounded when they heard Xiaobao's sly joke, and they didn't say anything about others, but said that Wang Tao had already blown up.
He trembled and stretched out his hand to plug Xiaobao's mouth, and his lips trembled and said: "Ouch my mother, you kid is crazy or deliberately scaring me, why is this laugh so terrifying, so terrifying!" ”
Xiaomei saw Xiaobao's pale face, and she was a little red at the moment, so she couldn't bear to pull Wang Tao's arm hard, and persuaded him not to block Xiaobao's mouth.
Wang Tao also knew that this was not the way, but he really didn't have the courage to let go of his hand, because he couldn't accept Xiaobao's soft laughter.
He was hesitating in his heart, but Xiaobao actually cried with a whimper.
Just between the lightning and flint, Xiaobao suddenly had a strange force and directly overturned Wang Tao.
Xiaobao, who jumped to the ground, was like a nerve, and he bit and hit Wang Tao who fell to the ground.
was inexplicably beaten violently, and Wang Tao, who was five big and three thick, was hurt by a wow-wow-wow-wow-w
Xiaomei and Cuihong didn't care about laughing at Wang Tao, and after they reacted, they hurried over to clamp Xiaobao.
Although they wanted to pull Xiaobao off Wang Tao, Xiaobao's strength was surprisingly strong, even if Xiaomei and Cuihong worked together, several attempts ended in failure.
Just when the scene was chaotic and became more and more out of control, Uncle Cheng happened to walk in.
He held a bowl of chicken blood in his hand, and shouted dumbfounded: "What the hell are you afraid of?" ”
As he spoke, he quickly smeared the chicken blood on his right hand, and then quickly put the scarlet color on Xiao Bao's eyebrows, chest, and palms one by one.
It seems to be an absurd move, but it seems to have some miraculous effects.
The moment everyone saw Xiaobao touching the chicken blood, they found that he was still crazy just now, but at this moment, he was trembling all over his body and gradually stabilized.
Wang Tao took advantage of Xiaobao's daze to overthrow him from himself.
But who knew that before he could get up from the ground, he saw Uncle Cheng rampant over and stripped off Xiaobao's two shoes, "Stinky boy, let you see the power of our Maoshan secret technique." ”
As he spoke, he wrote two words on the soles of Xiaobao's feet with bright red chicken blood.
Wang Tao is also illiterate, so naturally he doesn't know what he wrote.
However, seeing that he wrote so vigorously, I asked him curiously: "Uncle, are you writing, or are you painting here?" ”
Uncle Cheng held the small bowl, turned his head and snorted at him: ", you and I are playing happily here, neurotic." ”
Uh, isn't it.
Although he still thought so in his heart, Wang Tao found that Uncle Cheng's smile seemed to have some disdain.
Sensing this, Wang Tao could only break his toes and ask tentatively: "Uncle, why don't you also write two words on the soles of my feet?" ”
"Fuck off, your feet are so stinky, you don't have any points in your heart."
Uncle Cheng glanced at him angrily: "You go to the outside board and pluck off the chicken feathers of that dead chicken a little and send them to me." ”
"Okay, I'll pluck your hair."
"Holy."
Uncle Cheng's face turned green when he heard this, he stared at Wang Tao who had already run out with a strange expression, and couldn't help but sigh infinitely: "Hey, even this IQ can live well in the world, I really thank God for taking care of me." ”
When Wang Tao returned to the house with a large handful of chicken feathers, Uncle Cheng asked him to put these things on the ground, and then led him to hurry outside.
The two of them went out of the house and found a relatively hidden place, but Uncle Cheng glanced around with great caution.
Wang Tao didn't know what he meant, but seeing him so cautious, he was a little nervous.
Wang Tao learned from him, stared and stretched his neck and began to scan in all directions.
After Uncle Cheng found out that Wang Tao was doing the same, he was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, but fortunately, Uncle Cheng couldn't hold back and didn't have a seizure.
He forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, and stuffed the small bowl he was holding into Wang Tao's hand: "You, pee more in it." ”
"Oh."
Wang Taomu looked stunned when he took the small bowl: "Uncle, why did you pee in the blood of the chicken." ”
"It's not to cure Xiaobao's evil disease, so I have to use the child's urine."
"Oh, it's so amazing, so it's okay to use Uncle Cheng's urine?"
Wang Tao's seemingly unintentional words touched the sensitive nerves in Uncle Cheng's heart.
I saw him turn his head abruptly and slap Wang Tao hard on the neck: "You fucking nonsense, let you pee, you will pee, and then you will be verbos, believe it or not, I will beat you to death!" ”
After beating so much, Uncle Cheng didn't seem to be angry, and he glanced at Wang Tao coldly: "Stunned, dry fart, hurry up and pee!" ”
Wang Tao cried with a sad face, "I was really a little urinating just now, but I was so scared by you that I can't pee now." ”
"Hey, waste firewood, waste firewood."
Uncle Cheng covered his face with one hand, and he really wanted to cry without tears: Lao Tzu went south and north, what kind of fool he had never seen, but I have to say that today he was completely defeated by the king of stupidity in front of him.
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It was calm inside the house.
Xiaobao also lay down on the kang again.
But what is slightly different from before is that many acupuncture points on his face and other places have long been stained with fluffy rooster feathers.
And in front of him there were still four people standing Uncle Cheng.
Wang Tao stared at a pair of curious eyes, stared at Xiaobao with chicken feathers on his face for a long time, and then turned his head to Uncle Cheng beside him and said, "Uncle, is your chicken blood with urine good or not, why is Xiaobao still unconscious?" ”
"Nonsense, don't you see that he is sleeping soundly now, it's all my credit."
Regarding his trick of forcibly requiting the ghost, Uncle Cheng seemed very confident.
He knew that if he tried to exorcise evil spirits in this way, he would succeed and would never fail.
However, Wang Tao didn't know these strange methods of exorcising evil spirits, and when he was suspicious and wanted to speak again, he never expected that he saw a trace of black gas in his eyes, and it slowly emerged along Xiaobao's forehead inexplicably.
"Oh my mom, what's that!"
Wang Tao pointed at Xiaobao's head in a panic, and shouted in a hurried tone: "Look at it! A puff of black smoke came out of Xiaobao's head. ”
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in the room instantly became tense.
Uncle Cheng looked around as if he was facing a great enemy, but he never found anything unusual.
Little Messer shivered and hid behind Cui Hong, so frightened that she didn't dare to breathe.
Although Cui Hong was not as fragile as Xiaomei, she began to feel a little nervous.
Wang Tao, who was nervous, walked up and down in front of Xiao Bao, he stared at Xiao Bao's cheek with a frightened expression, but found that the wisp of black gas just now had disappeared without a trace at some point.
Yes?
Where did that black gas run just now?
How did this evaporate in the blink of an eye?
The room they were in was not very large, and there was nothing else except the earthen kang in front of them and a set of tables and chairs.
Because of this, Wang Tao can easily see all corners of the whole room.
When Wang Tao looked at it and never saw the wisp of black gas again, he couldn't help but mutter: "It's really alive in broad daylight,