Volume 9: A Chinese Ghost Story Chapter 3 Star Face
Chang Kaishen was also very disappointed, since he saw the strength of the bottleneck of cultivation, he still hoped that one day the "Duo Heart Sutra" would not be able to mix, so he would turn to the development of "Mixed Yuan One Qigong". Now it seems that the side door is not very easy to mix, and those foreign objects are not fuel-efficient lamps, and they are not dishes that can be put on a plate.
"Senior brother, do you know why I bought you a 'Painted Pi Yun'?" Na Di felt that he had to explain now, and the eyes around him were a little strange, as if he had just given it to Senior Brother as a love object.
"Fa Liuli ......" Qidian smiled evilly: "Do you want to say that senior brother, you are so handsome, no matter where you go, you will be remembered, so you must use "Painted Pi Yun" to change your appearance, don't be remembered by those female monks." ”
"Nonsense!" The blonde girl blushed when she was told by this bastard, and retorted weakly: "I want the senior brother to avoid receiving too much unnecessary attention when he goes out to do things. ”
"It's still my family's Liuli who thinks about it thoroughly. Zhuang Yuanlang picked his thumb and summoned the "painted skin cloud" in the lotus silk step cloud shoes, and the cloud qi only swirled around the surface of the body, turning him into the appearance of the Supreme Vajra Sanzang.
"No, the aura amplitude of the "Painted Skin Cloud" is so obvious that others will know that you are easy to be easy to pass at a glance. Zong Heng shook his head: "And Senior Brother, the body fragrance of the wood on your body is so strong, others take their noses and smell it, and they still remember it vividly, and the disfigurement effect of "Painted Skin Cloud" is only afraid that it will stimulate and strengthen other people's voyeuristic desires." ”
Chang Kaishen remembered that there was also a kind of "Hundred Changing Star Monarch Illusion Bead" in the inheritance of the big-breasted sister of the Rizhou team, which could be switched to various star faces at will, so he quickly took out one and pressed it on the platinum bracelet.
The effect is fantastic, like a spinning top, he spun wildly in place, and when he rested, he had already changed from a handsome little student with a variety of jade trees to a beautiful woman with high temples and colorful exercises.
And the whole person looked unusual, without the slightest sign of disfigurement, and there was no overflow of any wood body fragrance.
"Damn! I've really become another person!" Zong Heng was startled: "Senior brother, you are too inauthentic, give us a red imitation illusion bead and a flower illusion bead, but this kind of good goods is hidden!"
"How about using this girl to be the celebrity spokesperson of our Red Devils Club?" Zhuang Yuanlang posed with his fingers and cheeks, and his skin was as perfect as a photoshopped face, and ice cracks suddenly appeared on his face, like a fragile porcelain doll, slowly peeling off a fragment with the wind, and a suffocating tension and beauty poured up and down his body.
The brothers looked at each other, they hadn't seen Tsui Hark's movie, so they naturally didn't know that the star face of the senior brother was the Kunlun faction Guyue played by Cecilia Cheung's sister in "The Legend of Xinshu Mountain".
"Not quite right, right?" Qi Dian grinned: "Judging from this girl's face, her shame is not ordinarily thick, and her carnal desire is not ordinarily vigorous, and our Red Devils Club will be misunderstood by the outside world if she is used as a spokesperson......
"Can you even see this?" Chang Kaishen was shocked.
"Nonsense!" Zong Heng rolled his eyes: "Which new seedling from a professional class has not learned Feng Shui, astrology, Liuren, horoscope, divination, numerology, tortoise shell, Kanyu, and Jiji, and he can't see such a simple face, and he still has the face to say that he is a Buddhist cultivator of the Maha Immeasurable Palace." ”
"Okay, the Sprinkle family is as good as a stream, and change an image spokesperson!" The champion who does not believe in evil changed his star face again, this time he became a girl in white, like a waterfall, the green silk could not hide the grumbling and sad eyes, and there seemed to be endless stories between the lips, but it seemed that he didn't know where to start, and finally turned into a faint sigh: "Ten miles of Pinghu is full of frost, and every inch of green silk is sad for the Chinese year." Look at the moon-shaped single look at each other, only envy the mandarin duck and not the immortal......"
Prayer and Evil Moon were hooked by "her", and they swallowed involuntarily, and then quickly shook their heads, reminding themselves that it was just an illusion, an illusion, an illusion.
A different color flashed in Zong Heng's eyes, and looking at the new image of the senior brother, his body trembled unconsciously.
"This guest officer ......" The axe girl looked at it intently, and couldn't help but be surprised when she saw the image of the woman Chang Kaishen conjured up with "Painted Pi Yun": "Could it be that you are an old acquaintance with Nie Xiaoqian of our Lanruo Temple?"
"It can't be such a coincidence, right? This woman I changed into looks exactly like a certain female monk in your Lanruo Temple?" Chang Kaishen lowered his gaze and swept over Ning Caichen, who was unconscious on the ground—strange, this thing doesn't look like Leslie Cheung's brother, he is completely a black-haired, Adam's apple Ning Caijun.
"It seems to be just a coincidence. The axe sister smiled and pointed at Ning Caichen, who was in a state of faintness, and said, "It seems that this man with the special physique of "Waste Capital Liuyue" should be destined for you, because he was caught by Senior Sister Xiaoqian." ”
Chang Kaishen even said wow.
Well, the Falun is round, and there is nothing impossible in the cultivation realm.
No matter how ridiculous things happen in front of you, you must maintain a familiar heart that does not like things and does not feel sorry for yourself.
Zong Heng secretly furrowed his eyebrows on the side.
Is it really just a coincidence?
King Duowen didn't know where Nie Xiaoqian of Lanruo Temple was, he only knew that the girl that the senior brother had turned into looked exactly the same as the powerful Fu Qingfeng in his "previous life" memory!
There are still three years to go, and the Tribulation will come to the Yanfu World on time. At that time, the vast majority of living beings in Little Buddha Continent will be robbed and robbed of their lives at the first time, and only a very small number of them will survive. After the baptism of the calamity, a few of these lucky individuals will sprout and activate all kinds of god-given magical abilities!
The Xiuzhen Realm later referred to these lucky people who seemed to be born in response to the catastrophe as the "Children of Fortune", and as for those incredible special abilities, they were also naturally called "Robbery Techniques".
Zong Heng was also a member of the "Son of Calamity", and his "Zhuan Da, Fa, Wheel-Ju" is a gift package of calamity that can be harvested for blessings in disguise, and can compress the energy at hand to the extreme through a specific telekinetic amplitude, and manipulate it as you like playing with mud.
At that time, the most powerful "son of bad luck" in Little Buddha Continent was named Fu Qingfeng.
A mortal woman through and through.
The Tribulation allowed her to sprout two magical tribulation techniques, one is called "Clear Void Wonderful Body", which allows her to enter the mysterious state of "this object does not exist", so as to ignore attacks of any nature, and the other is called "Disintegrating the Heavenly Eye", which is an unprecedented Heavenly Eye Wisdom Certificate, as long as the object hit by the line of sight will turn into gray ashes, dissolve into black particles and dissipate between heaven and earth.
As an extremely fragile mortal, Fu Qingfeng's brilliance was very short-lived, she contracted a vicious disease in the second year of the outbreak of the Tribulation, and her ambition died before she was rewarded. But her powerful robbery and terrifying achievements have left a colorful and indelible page in the history of Xiuzhen. Even hundreds of years after her death, the cultivation realm was still debating with relish whether her two robbery techniques were stronger spears or shields. Her death, in the end, is it the surviving Little Buddha Continent cultivator, not angry that a mortal rode into the dark hand of his head.
"Senior brother, you have become this woman, is her name Fu Qingfeng?" Zong Heng did not hesitate too much, and directly asked the question in his heart. He has nothing to worry about, the senior brothers here all died early in their previous lives before the outbreak of the Tribulation, so even if they are like himself, they will not understand the secrets after the outbreak of the Tribulation.
"Who?
"Fu Qingfeng. "The Heavenly King of Duowen raised the resolution of his divine consciousness to the limit, observing whether the heartbeat and breath of everyone around him were abnormal.
"Is this Fu Qingfeng your acquaintance?" Chang Kaishen secretly wondered in his heart, how huge the territory of Xiaofozhou is, the territory of the Maha Wuliang Palace alone includes a radius of more than 50,000 miles, hundreds of countries under its rule, and more than 200 million people.
"Yes, Fu Qingfeng also has a younger sister named Fu Yuechi, but her sister doesn't look as much like your sister. In his previous life, he did fight side by side with Fu Qingfeng and Fu Yuechi, but he only said a few words to Sister Fu from beginning to end, and he didn't even know where the other party was, Mao's acquaintance.
"But the girl I became is obviously named Wang Zuxian!"
"Wouldn't it?" A group of senior brothers were all dumbfounded: "Bump two faces in a row?"
"Hehe, it seems that this face is a standard public face. Zong Heng's divine sense didn't find anything abnormal, he secretly laughed at himself for being too nervous, anyway, you are also a strange person who has traveled back to the present from the future five hundred years later, and was shocked, what's going on, it's too unmanly!
"Don't beat around the bush and be sarcastic!" the axe girl rolled her eyes at him, "The public face, Nie Xiaoqian looks like this, but she is recognized as the number one beauty in our Lanruo Temple!"
"Such a coincidence is a good sign. Zhuang Yuanlang made a decision on the spot and sang a fat promise to the axe girl: "Sister Xiaozhuo, can you help us bring a message to Nie Xiaoqian, just say that the Red Devil Club of our Maha Wuliang Palace wants to hire her as an image spokesperson, can you take the time to come over and talk about the details......"
"Image spokesperson, but Xiaoqian is not a person, she is a ghost. ”
"It doesn't matter. ”
"Since it's a hire, then you're going to pay for it, right?"
"Of course, there is an endorsement fee! What are you doing when we are the Red Devil Club, we are the most formal number sending club in the Maha Infinite Palace!"
It was probably the first time that the axe girl had encountered such a nonsensical request, and with a strange and tangled face, she left Changxuan.
As soon as she left, the brothers and sisters all blew up their nests and questioned the brothers.
"Are you sure you really have to spend money to hire a ghost cultivator you don't know to be your image spokesperson?"
"What the hell is an image spokesperson? Is it equivalent to a living sign?"
"What's the use of this thing? Our Red Devils Club is a number and mail club of the French generation, it's not good to save some money and do something!"
"Don't make any noise!" Chang Kaishen was noisy by them, and he didn't bother to explain to everyone what corporate culture is, because he knew that no one would understand it: "In my plan, our Red Devils Club must have unique characteristics, at least visually, we must be clearly distinguished from other digital associations in this sect - program, system is the first step, uniforms, badges, battle slogans, internal etiquette, mottos, and flags are the second step, and now it's up to the celebrity spokesperson." Don't be afraid to spend money, I don't want it if you don't spend money!"