Chapter 25: Blessings and Misfortunes
"Master, can I still be saved?"
When Michiko was solved and things began to enter the aftermath stage, Takahito was dumbfounded.
Seeing that the evil thing that was accidentally swallowed into the stomach by Officer Miao, after Officer Miao was forcibly stuffed into his stomach by the master, a can of dry ice sprayed out of a fire extinguisher was directly taken out of his stomach after the dry ice was quickly refrigerated, and then it was thrown into the microwave oven for a hundred years, and it was cleanly solved from the root.
And he has been dragging hundreds of catties, a shell like a mountain of meat, accepting the pulse of the master, or the kind that has been old for a long time, that is, he is anxious.
In contrast to these two, Gao Ren thought that he was going to be finished, or the master would give him the pulse for such a long time.
With Gao Ren's anxious question, Uncle Feng frowned at the frown he had been locking, nodded solemnly, and said, "There is salvation, of course there is salvation." ”
"Uh... It's true? Looking at Master's expression, Gao Ren was deeply suspicious, and said suspiciously, "Then why have you been taking the pulse for so long, and you still keep frowning, looking bitter and hateful?" ”
"Really, the reputation of the teacher is guaranteed."
Uncle Feng swore to Gao Ren,
"The reason why I'm worried is because you're fine, and I'm worried about how to show you what's wrong."
"I..." For such a powerful reason, Gao Ren choked for a while, not knowing what to say, and only after a while did he ask, "Master, if I'm fine, then where is my previous handsome appearance?" ”
"Were you handsome before?
It just so happens that I have a photo of me, Ah Lian and you here, and I always have it with me.
You take a look first and see if you're as handsome as you say. ”
Uncle Feng went up and down very seriously, carefully looked at the apprentice, his face was full of doubts and incomprehension, and he magically took out a photo from his body that he didn't know how long he had been thinking about, handed it to Gao Ren, and said to him,
"To be honest, with this long face in your photo, I really can't see where you are handsome."
Gao Ren was so angry that he was so angry that he complained: "Master, you don't have to hit your apprentice me like this!" Even if I wasn't handsome before, I would be better than the current pig's head that weighs hundreds of pounds, with a fat head and big ears. ”
"But Master, I don't think so! You're pretty cute now, and this fat body is quite elastic to the touch. Uncle Feng pinched Gao Ren's fat, pink and tender face at the moment, and he was a little fascinated for a while, and praised unkindly, "Tsk, this feels really good." ”
Gao Ren wanted to cry without tears, and almost shouted out in a crying voice: "Master, don't bully people like this." ”
Uncle Feng saw that what should be joked was also joking, and what should be ridiculed was also ridiculed, and if he continued like this, he would be angry, so he began to cut to the topic, and no longer entertained his apprentice Gao Rendao:
"Alright! In fact, your question is big and small.
Overall, you have been a blessing in disguise this time.
In terms of internal cultivation alone, you are already on a par with me, and you have reached the standard of cultivating the 'Spirit Divine Decision'.
Of course, there are some side effects.
For example, now you are because you have absorbed too much innate qi, causing yourself to make up too much, and you will become fat like this. ”
"Just this side effect? Scared me. Gao Ren took a long breath, it turned out to be a false alarm, and he couldn't help laughing, "Since you are fat, then you can exercise more in the future and lose weight." ”
Unexpectedly, Uncle Feng told at this time: "It's useless, it's the acquired body to lose weight, and your body has now changed from acquired to congenital, and ordinary weight loss techniques can't work." ”
"What?" Gao Ren was dumbfounded again.
Uncle Feng patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Actually, it doesn't matter, although you are fat, you will not have the wealth disease of ordinary fat people." On the contrary, if you have this innate body that we cultivators may not be able to cultivate in our lifetime, and live a 120-year life without disaster or disease, that is already a small meaning. ”
It's just that Gao Ren is not happy to continue to gain weight in such an unsightly way, and said depressedly: "But I have hundreds of pounds now, and I am afraid that the elevator will not be able to withstand falling down even if I make an elevator." If it falls one day, it will die young, and there will be the so-called 120 years. ”
Hearing his worries, Uncle Feng comforted again:
"Don't worry, the elevator will call the police if it is overloaded, and there is really no way to climb the stairs.
With your innate body, which is a building hundreds of floors high, climb a few back and forth, and you don't breathe, what are you afraid of? ”
"I..." Gao Ren was weak for a while, and complained in his heart, saying that there is a master you are so comforting, and you can climb a few back and forth without panting, you still have to make me angry to death first, so you don't have to toss back and forth like this.
"But I still want to lose weight, I'm afraid I'll crush the stairs too." In the end, he really didn't know what to say, so he could only find an absurd reason for himself.
"Alright, alright, it's all about you."
Uncle Feng was also very helpless, so he could only be forced to give his apprentice a way,
"It's just that I don't have this way, you need to find it yourself, and it depends on your luck whether it will succeed or not.
After all, the fact that you are fat like this now is caused by the accumulation of too much true qi in your body.
If you want to successfully lose weight, there is only one way to go, and that is to break your internal strength into the innate realm, and then transform these surplus flesh and blood generated by the accumulation of innate qi into your own innate true qi.
It's just that the difficult thing is that although your current body is an innate body, your internal strength is still in the ninefold realm of the day after tomorrow, and because your innate qi is too replenished, the meridians are somewhat stagnant, and you can't have normal luck. ”
Gao Ren was suddenly unhappy, is this still called okay?
In his opinion, that's big enough.
If he can't break into the innate realm, doesn't it mean that his path is broken.
"Please also ask Master to save me and guide me through the maze." Immediately, he fell to his knees with a thud and pleaded with the master.
Seeing that Gao Ren was infatuated like this, Uncle Feng couldn't help but sigh:
"Idiot, born and acquired, although it is a difference of one word, it is like a difference between cloud and mud.
But if you want to cross the huge moat and achieve the innate realm, how difficult it is.
If you can step over, you will change the world after one step.
Since then, you can start a sect and enter the transcendent realm, and have the foundation to become an immortal and a Buddha.
It's just that throughout the ages, the cultivators of my Maoshan sect have been like carp crossing the river.
There are only a few people who can achieve the innate realm.
are all amazing and glamorous, and how can you and I covet such qualifications. ”
Gao Ren said stubbornly: "If you don't give it a try, how can you see it, and ask the master for guidance." ”
Seeing Gao Ren's stubbornness, Uncle Feng seemed to see himself when he was young, which was both relieved and emotional, and sighed and said:
"That's it, that's it, if you're unwilling, then I'll point it to you, I just hope that you won't hit your head like me, make your life ruined, and in the end you are still alone, delaying your good years in vain."
Gao Ren said loudly: "I only wish to seek the avenue of heaven and earth with this body, and I will not regret it even if I die!" ”