Chapter 131: Shooting yourself in the foot
"Didn't you guess?" Yunchen raised his eyebrows suspiciously, "Could it be that this soil bun really has superpowers?" β
"That's right. I have the superpower of trading stocks. "I'm telling the truth.
Since the beautiful snake has made up her mind to confess, I can't hide it, so I just admit it.
Yunchen grinned, "Sister, even if you want to improve the impression of Tubaozi in my heart, you don't have to lie to your brother like this, right?" How can there be any superpowers in this world, besides, superpowers, or stock trading superpowers, wouldn't that become a billionaire in minutes? Look at him, where does he look like a billionaire? β
Yunchen glanced at me disdainfully.
I shrugged helplessly, and looked at the beautiful snake with a raised eyebrow, "IQ is not on the same line, it's no wonder that I'm not on the same line." β
She even said sorry, and when she turned to Yunchen, her expression became extremely serious, "Stinky boy, you have a mouthful of dirt buns, are you still polite?" Your brother-in-law saved him twice! β
"How can it be twice!" Yunchen shouted unconvinced.
"Your brother-in-law helped you solve the baby kiss, and now he saved you again, don't you know how to count?"
"It's not his credit alone, this time, if he hadn't broken my arm, would I have been caught by those deflated three?" Yunchen blushed, and after speaking, don't look at us anymore.
"Forget it, I already knew that someone was someone who didn't know how to be grateful, so don't bother, be careful of the child in your belly." I pretended to be considerate to appease the beautiful snake.
Then, the person sitting in front was heard pounding the back of the chair with his elbow.
Because Yunchen had a new injury, we went to the hospital.
After a check, there were two more places where Yunchen fractured.
"Stinky boy, it's quite bearable." I have to say that the stinky boy does have some flesh, and he won't be like those rich boys who scream when they are hurt a little.
"That's for sure." Yunchen seemed to be very unaccustomed to being praised by others, and his face showed an awkward redness, "Tubaozi, you are a person with superpowers, and compared to me, you are too good at martial arts, right?" β
I was stunned, "Don't you don't believe I have superpowers?" β
"I don't want to believe it, but you really seem to have that super-breaking ability...... Anyway, you're not allowed to use superpowers to compare with me! He turned his face away and pointed the back of his head at me.
I twitched the corners of my mouth, stinky boy is too awkward, right? Obviously he already believes, but his mouth is still strong.
"I didn't say that I wouldn't use superpowers when I agreed, I prefer to win, what are you doing?" I'm deliberately annoying.
Yun Chen turned around, but he pulled the wound, bared his teeth, and said with a fierce expression, "How can you play a trick like this?" β
"I'll just play tricks, what? I'm a bun from the countryside, isn't it normal to cheat? If you have the ability, you can earn money and win me as soon as possible. β
"Big deal, I won't call you Tubaozi anymore. You are not allowed to use superpowers! He backed down.
"Do you think I mind what you call me?" It's not that I really don't care, a man, how much self-esteem, I say I don't care, because, I feel that after coming back from the garbage dump, the tone of this stinky boy when he called me Tubaozi has changed qualitatively. In fact, he no longer regards me as the dirt bun that he looks down on, but his personality is too awkward to admit it in his mouth.
"Please, give me some time, okay?" Yunchen's tone suddenly became serious, with some pleading emotions, his head hung slightly, and his eyelashes and bangs cast a dark shadow on his eyes, "I don't want to lose without trying hard." I don't want to be a useless person, I want to help my sister share the burden. If you want money, I can promise you that even if I inherit the Yun family's business, you will have the same shares as my sister. β
Is that a certainty? The stinky boy didn't call him brother-in-law, but he already regarded me as a member of his family, otherwise he wouldn't have promised to give me shares, although Yunjia companies now have a capital hole, and the annual dividends are nothing to me who has the superpower of stock speculation.
However, after all the bad things I have been through, it was a new experience for me to have someone willing to give me something instead of asking for it all at once.
I couldn't stand the atmosphere at the moment, and I rubbed my nose vigorously, "It depends on whether you have the ability to inherit the Yun family's business." If you're a guy who can't be supported at all, what does it matter if I use superpowers or not? β
"Teach me!" Yunchen suddenly looked up.
I saw an abnormal light in his eyes, as if the child was looking up to the wise man, and I had to say, I felt a little fluttering, "Why do you want to apprentice?" I accept apprentices very strictly, apprentices must serve me like slaves, morning and dusk, can you do it? β
"Morning and dusk?" Yunchen twisted his eyebrows, "This word seems to be only used in costume TV dramas, when the mother-in-law tosses the new daughter-in-law, right?" β
"Well, I'm a little cultured, so I like to use clichΓ©d words. Just say you can't do it. β
"Morning and dusk will be the province, and the morning and dusk will be the province! I'll learn from you! β
In this way, Yunchen became my apprentice.
The beautiful snake knew the news, and she couldn't close her mouth with a smile.
However, I soon regretted it.
The next day, before dawn, I slept in a daze and stared at the ground, when I heard a knock on the door, and I couldn't ignore it by covering my ears with the quilt.
I got up sleepily, opened the door, and saw Yunchen standing at the door, "Brother-in-law, good morning!" β
The sound was so loud that it scared me, and the sleepy insects ran away, but my eyelids still couldn't hold up, and I was tired last night.
I did manual work during the day, and I tossed until midnight at night...... Back pain, weak legs.
"What are you doing?" I asked irritably.
"Morning and dusk!" Yunchen said with a grin, his hand reached out to me, and the palm of his hand was a cup of coffee, "Brother-in-law, let's have a cup of coffee, so that I can wake up soon." β
Damn, give me coffee early in the morning! What I need most now is to sleep well!
"I see, you can go back first." I yawned to close the door.
The stinky boy squeezed in, "Brother-in-law, it's almost six o'clock, are you still sleeping?" You're too lazy, worse than me. β
I covered my forehead and wailed, knowing what it meant to move a stone to my own feet.
Poof, a muffled smile of a beautiful snake came from the room.
"You're still laughing!" I glanced angrily at the beautiful snake lying on her side with the quilt rolled.
Damn woman, she doesn't know how to take care of me, a man over thirty.
"Who made you inadequate...... The apprentices are all here to call you, you master should not sleep anymore. Go ahead and remember to close the door for me. β
The woman nestled in the cup waved at me and leaned back into the pillow in enjoyment.
Damn, the pillow is so soft, I really want to go to sleep.
"Stinky boy, where are you taking me so early?" I looked at the car parked in front of the door in confusion.
"Go to the world." Yunchen said as he got into the car, "I want to study as soon as possible, and strive to help my sister and you." β
"Good boy, you're so studious, I know, but you're disturbing my sleep like this, okay?" I didn't really want to get in his car.
This kid is on the rise now, and if I go with him, I will definitely be asked questions, and I will die of exhaustion.
However, the stinky boy who was on the rise would not let me go, so he dragged me into the car and escorted me to Tianxiafang.
"Brother-in-law, you can start by teaching me to recognize Mao Shi."
I was taken by Yunchen into the warehouse where Tianxiafang stored rough stones.
I blinked my eyes, which were still a little foggy, and wanted to play tricks, "This Mao Shi, there are too many doorways, you need to learn some basic knowledge, those things, you can ask the appraiser in Tianxiafang first." β
After that, I wanted to slip away.
A gravel bigger than my head was blocking my eyes.
"I don't learn from those people, you are my master, brother-in-law, have you forgotten? If you neglect your duties like this again, I will go and complain to my sister and ask him to drive you out of the bedroom and into the guest room. Yunchen smiled with a vague and smug expression.
Damn, the stinky boy is really a threat! Before, I wasn't really afraid of this, after all, I was a fake boyfriend and girlfriend with the beautiful snake, but since that night I got drunk...... I'm reluctant to leave her bedroom right now.
I braced my heavy eyelids and stared at the stone.
Hey, why didn't you respond?
I glared again, but there was no response.
"What, master, don't you know how to look at Mao Shi?" Yunchen raised his eyebrows suspiciously.
I patted my head and said, "Damn, how did you forget that!" β
Hey, the superpower of making a collision with a woman!
I pointed to my head, "You hit me." β
"Hit you?" Yunchen was stunned in confusion.
"Yes." I nodded vigorously, a little irritated, "But, you can be lighter." If it's heavy, the child in your sister's womb will be called a stupid dad. β
"Don't worry, I'll definitely be light!" Yunchen said and made a move.
Bang, I got a punch in the skull, it was a little heavy, and my eyes were glazed, but it helped me get rid of the sleepy bugs completely.
I shuddered twice, and my eyes were no longer foggy.
"How does it feel?" Yunchen leaned in front of me and looked at me with a good eyeball.
"It's refreshing." I was honest about my feelings.
"Just a pick-me-up?" Yunchen looked at his fist suspiciously, "How come, I obviously used a lot of strength?" β
"Do you use a lot of force, stinky boy, you dare to hit me hard!" I raised my eyebrows, pretending to be angry, but in fact, I secretly wondered, my body seemed to have become stronger, and I only felt refreshed when I received a strong punch from Yunchen.
Could it be that he has gained some new superpowers?
It seems that the superpower of rushing with women is also good.,Every time I finish rushing, I get a new one.,I can't help but want to continue the challenge.γ
I rubbed my eyes and stared at the rubble in front of me again.
"Hey, why is there still no response?" I looked puzzled, took out my phone, opened the app, looked at the K-line chart, and immediately came up with the rise and fall chart in my mind.
Superpowers have been restored, huh?
Could it be that this rough stone is just a useless stone?
"Take another piece." I gave an order to Yunchen.
Yunchen agreed, took a fist-sized rough stone, and put it in front of my eyes.
"Why is there still no response?" I'm sweating hard this time.
Could it be that my superpowers of seeing through rubble and antiques have disappeared?