Chapter 392: Lord Yama's wishful thinking
"And where the hell is the other end? I don't think it's going to tie it to you, I'll look at your feet first. I said nervously.
If a red thread is tied between Chen Lin and Lord Yama, then what's the matter with me?
"What are you kidding, I wasn't dead when this happened, Lord Yama didn't say it, we ordinary ghosts don't have the eye of the sky, where can we see who the other end is tied to, anyway, no matter who his future object will be, it is certain to be condemned, I wonder if it will be because of this, so his attitude towards us is also very bad." Chen Lin said.
"......I didn't speak, but the thought in my heart was that it was best for this Lord Yama to be expelled directly now, lest he refuse to even be tolerant and tolerant."
As we spoke, there was some movement on the wall.
I thought to myself, don't they have already picked out the gifts... I just hope that the time will be delayed as long as possible, although in the end I will still have to accept the judgment of Lord Hades, but...
Contrary to his wishes, Jiahui came out of the bar and said, "It's your turn, let's go in." ”
I saw a strange tattoo on his originally clean arm, which looked like the monster embroidered on the black dress of Zero, but it was definitely not the same one, which must have helped him in his work, I thought vaguely.
"Fang Ming!" Chen Lin held my hand tightly, wanted to say something but didn't say anything, just told me to take care, her eyes were filled with tears.
"Hurry up, just pick a gift, make such a life and death, anyway, no matter what you pick, in the end you will also be imprisoned, but the time of imprisonment is longer or shorter, if you rub it again, I will help you add another forty or fifty years." Lord Yama said impatiently.
"I'll take care of myself." I said solemnly.
Then I followed Lord Yama into that dark space, and the eyes of Chen Lin and Jiahui followed me until the wall closed.
Out of nowhere, the light suddenly illuminated the darkness in front of me, and the so-called prizes I saw in front of me made my head dizzy and almost fell to the ground.
This is... This is... These are all corpses!
One by one, they were stacked on top of each other, like a large slaughterhouse, and on the counter were the little things, the "parts" that had been cut from them, and they were quietly arranged like jewels on display.
Although these corpses seem to have been specially treated and do not emit any smell of blood, the visual impact of their stacking together is strong enough, as if an invisible hand is tightly grasping my neck, and I can't breathe at all.
"Pick a gift." Lord Yama's voice was as calm as a pool of stagnant water.
I wanted to speak, but I couldn't make any sound, and a warm liquid flowed down my legs, and I was scared to pee!
"My time is limited, it's impossible for you to stay in my gift area in a daze, if you can't choose, then I'll pick one for you at random, you! Come here! Lord Yama beckoned and said.
A bloody figure who was pressed to the bottom of the table shook for a moment, slowly pushed away the corpses that were pressed on top of him, and slowly walked towards me.
His clothes were torn, his face was so bloody that he couldn't even see his original appearance, and he seemed to be smiling at me.
"Wait a minute, I don't want this!" I said quickly.
As soon as I spoke, the corpse stopped and stood there like a sculpture.
I really don't know what kind of bad luck I had, obviously Chen Lin and Jiahui can both receive some normal things, why did they become all kinds of corpses when they came to me?
Although Chen Lin didn't say what the gift she chose was, she said that it was a small thing, and it couldn't be a corpse, right? If it were a corpse, she would have been scared crazy on the spot, would she have talked to me for so long? As for what Jiahui received, I know, that is, the tattoo on his arm, it seems that the two of them are quite satisfied with the gifts they have selected, so thinking about it, could it be that the king of Hades also gave me "special preferential treatment"?
"What's wrong? Do you think this is bad? Lord Yama asked.
"It's not bad, I'm just ...... I can't even see his appearance clearly, I really can't ask for this......" I said, wiping the cold sweat that had just broken out.
"It turns out that you can't see his appearance clearly, this is simple, you go take a shower, it's so dirty, who will want you." Lord Yama said to the corpse.
After listening to the order of Lord Yama, the corpse turned to the right, there was a large pool on the right, he walked in, and sank his whole body into it, and in a few seconds, he crawled out of it again, and there was no trace of blood in his body, and I saw his true face - a young man with an extremely ugly appearance.
After taking a shower, he slowly walked over to me again.
"Wait a minute! Stop again! This man is too ugly...... "I shouted hoarsely, lest he suddenly speed up and rush at me and throw me to the ground.
"Say it earlier, then I'll help you pick a good-looking one, by the way, I heard that you're very greedy for beauty, hey, don't sleep over there, hurry up!" Lord Yama shouted in another direction.
I saw that in front of me, this ugly man slowly retreated to the original place, lay back, and another bloody person walked out, although he couldn't see the appearance clearly, but the body curve really didn't say, if she was good-looking, and stayed in the same normal environment as me, I might be directly hard.
She took the initiative to go to the pool and take a bath, and when she climbed out again, I saw that she was indeed a big beauty, but her eyes were closed, and her shoulders were still boneless.
"Wait, wait, wait......"
"It's the prettiest of all my cargo right now, what else do you have to say? If you dare to pick and choose, I'll pick the ugliest one for you. Lord Yama said.
"No... Is the gift you prepared for me different from the one for Chen Lin and Jiahui? Why are they all corpses, and there are no other gifts? Even if it's a hanging of toilet paper, a small water cup or something, I recognize it... If I take such a beautiful corpse out... My girlfriend would never spare me. ”
"You're ugly, you're ugly, you're beautiful and your girlfriend is angry, what are you going to do?"
"Can you not do it? I'm begging you, okay? Lord Yama, it's useless for me to bring these corpses back, I have to find a place to bury them. ”
"Why is it useless? They have a lot of strength, they can help and carry, wash it clean and help you vent ** or something, in addition to not being able to communicate with you normally, there is no living person's thinking and feelings, they are also quite practical, by the way, they have learned cooking with Meng Po, if you don't want to cook, you can also let them cook. Lord Yama said to me like a shopping guide introducing a product.
"I... I really don't want it, I'm a good cook. "I was so anxious that I almost cried.
"Your own cooking? For example, the Langwei fresh fried rice that makes your girlfriend dislike it to the extreme? Lord Yama smiled.
Just as I was about to answer, I remembered something very important, so I suddenly stopped.
I remember the first time I saw Lord Yama, he was not like this, impatient, majestic, but very fair, why did he want to embarrass me again and again today? When I tried the three of us, I was the heaviest punishment, and when I chose a gift, it was also my gift that was the strangest, and I was forced to choose, which is unreasonable.
Another thing that is also a little strange is that when he first saw me, he kept staring at my arm, is it... Thinking of this, I suddenly had a very bad premonition.
"Have you finally come to your senses? Fang Ming? Lord Yama looked at me with a smile, as if he had been waiting for me to notice that something was wrong with him.
"Lord Yama, what is it, if you need my help in anything, I will definitely help you, please show me, I really can't figure out what you want to do." I said.
In fact, I can probably guess that it must be because he has made too many mistakes recently, and he reported it to Heavenly Court, and he was worried that it would affect his promotion, so he hit the abacus on the ghost bones on my body.
But how can this bone of mine help him? I don't know.
"It's good to say it, it's good that you finally understand." Lord Yama said.
With a wave of his big hand, all the terrifying scenes in front of him immediately faded, and two sofas appeared in the room, with a coffee table in the middle.
"Sit down, Fang Ming."
This Lord Yama is really good at beating around the bush, obviously he has some special task and wants me to help, so he has to deliberately scare me to make me obey him, but I can't go against him, so I have to sit down on the sofa with my anger.