Chapter 1 This rascal is not close to women
Zhou Zimo has caught toads and eaten snakes, walked through mountain roads and crossed rivers, although he didn't have anything to do, he couldn't do anything, but he had a peerless face, which was enough to surpass the rich and be so angry that he was so angry. However, this rogue Zhou who walks the streets and alleys, the woman is definitely an allergen, and I have to sigh, what a waste of a prosperous beauty.
Zhou Zimo graduated with a bachelor's degree in computer science, and he didn't learn well, so he found a job in a small Internet company, how big is it? Plus him is six people, and one is the boss's girlfriend. was originally a newcomer to society, just joined, full of enthusiasm, embracing the future, who knew that a teasing from the boss's girlfriend made the boss let him go.
It was a fluke to be able to find a job this time, but it would be impossible to be so lucky, so Zhou Zimo lost a year as soon as he lost his job, and he has lived a life of hating women since then.
This year, he hit a wall in his resume, a wall in his resume, a wall in his resume, a fight with a network administrator, a fight with a bartender, a fight with leaflets, a fight with food delivery, a fight, a fight, a fight...... When everyone called him "a little expert in hanging colors", he still fought, fought, and fought, and fought, and was reluctant to sleep and eat day and night.
I had another fight today, working as a waiter in KTV, a group of girls came over to add WeChat, and there was a boyfriend watching from the side, Zhou Zimo ignored them and turned his head and walked away, the only man in it spoke, but he said to the girl:
"You even look up to the waiters, I really don't know what you think."
Zhou Zimo heard it, turned around and threw a fist, and the two of them scuffled together until the manager fired him.
The depressed Zhou Zimo asked Qiangzi to go to the food stall to drink together.
Gao Qiang, that is, Qiangzi, was met by Zhou Zimo in high school, and Qiangzi, who was studying in a technical school, fought with Chen Yanghao, a good buddy in No. 1 Middle School, in an Internet café, and Zhou Zimo took a group of classmates from No. 2 Middle School to help Yanghao, and in this way beat Gao Qiang into a little brother.
Qiangzi doesn't accept anyone, just serve Zhou Zimo, even if he asks for food, Qiangzi thinks Zhou Zimo is handsome, and Chen Yanghao, who is a lawyer, looks up to the sky every day and sighs what kind of friends he makes.
At this time, Zhou Zimo and Gao Qiang were sitting in the food stall and chatting, and kept complaining to Qiangzi: Is it wrong to be handsome? Why can't you have a little bit of free space?
Qiangzi knows, who made this face grow according to the aesthetic standards of women, and wanted to symbolically comfort him, after all, this is something they can't envy, who knows that Zhou Zimo went on to say that today he fought with others again for the sake of women.
Qiangzi is helpless, this kind of thing has not happened once or twice, and he is about to chew the root of his tongue when he persuades him, Zhou Zi doesn't listen, why should he endure it, can't a handsome person be a little free?
Before he finished speaking, Zhou Zimo saw Gao Qiang staring at something on the side of the road, and looked in his direction, only to see a woman who looked like twenty-seven or eight.
The woman was wearing an elegant and intellectual floral dress, carrying a crossbody bag that didn't fit well, wearing a fisherman's hat, and her face was very beautiful without powder, but her face was expressionless, only a pair of eyes staring at the boss's barbecue stall.
Zhou Zimo looked at Gao Qiang and looked at the woman, and said, "You like it again?" That's not up to your standards, is it? ”
If Zhou Zimo is a female insulator, then Gaoqiang is a standard conductor, two days to change a girlfriend without blinking, ex-girlfriend can put together a table of mahjong, attention, it is "mahjong".
Who knew that Gao Qiang glanced at him, got up and walked straight towards the woman.
"Hey, aren't you, brother?"
Gao Qiang ignored him, walked up to the woman and saw that the woman was still staring at the barbecue stand, so he asked, "Beauty, are you hungry?" ”。
The woman remained motionless.
"Don't be afraid, I'm not a bad person, I'll take you to eat that, do you want to eat it?"
Gao Qiang pointed to the barbecue stall, trying to attract the woman's attention, but the woman spoke: "Are you hungry, peel it, Baidu post it, two days ago, were you hungry and gave him a gift......."
Seeing the woman talking nonsense seriously, Gao Qiang felt that she was a crazy person nine times out of ten, but she looked good at dressing, and it was estimated that her family was well-off, and she ran out by herself after going crazy.
"You've got it?"
Zhou Zimo said contemptuously in Qiangzi's ear, Gao Qiang ignored him, picked up the skewers on the plate and handed them to the woman, the woman took it and ate it silently, seeing that she looked good at eating, Gao Qiang felt that there was a play, so he told Zhou Zimo his plan.
Zhou Zimo was a little incredible, and said to the woman, "Beauty, where is your house?"
The woman ate for a while and raised her head: "Beauty, where is your house, there is no way to go......"
Seeing this, Zhou Zimo finally agreed with Gao Qiang's point of view: "You're right, it's not safe to let her go outside alone, it's better for us to help her find her family, maybe she can really make a profit, hehe."
Zhou Zimo picked up the wine glass and touched it with Gao Qiang: "Next, I have to think about how to help her find it, publish it in the newspaper?" But who still reads the newspaper now? Handing out flyers? If you can't call the police, there will be no bounty for calling the police."
"Well, you're right, give it a try"
Qiangzi looked at the woman and said vaguely, "But she has to live in your house for the time being."
Zhou Zi didn't do it, and glared at Gao Qiang: "Beat you."
Gao Qiang was a little angry when he saw him, but he still continued cheekily: "You know, there is only one bed in my store, you want me to take advantage of people's danger."
Gao Qiang opened a motorcycle shop, and he usually lives in the shop by himself.
Zhou Zimo immediately counterattacked: "No, then she wants me to take advantage of others?" ”
Gao Qiang smiled: "Are you willing?" Besides, you don't have two rooms."
Zhou Zimo was speechless, saying that he wouldn't do it anyway, and finally Gao Qiang impressed Zhou Zimo with the lure of three or seven points of bounty.