If the body becomes stiff, the movements become slower, the reaction becomes sluggish, the speech becomes clumsy, and the brain becomes dull can all be explained by illness, then how can the bloodthirsty ** say?

…… Well, if it's psychosis it seems to work. (8) (1) Chinese website

But Pan Xiaoxian won't admit that he is mentally ill, he feels that the more he thinks about it, the more confused he becomes, so he simply doesn't think about it, drags his head with heavy steps, and seems to be very depressed and decadent and returns to the dormitory according to the inertia of life.

"Pan Donkey, you're back!" A tall, big and strong guy punched Pan Xiaoxian in the chest: "Tonight, all of our dormitories will go to the Internet café to stay overnight, just waiting for you!" ”

Nima ...... Pan Xiaoxian lost his balance in an instant, and fell straight back like a felled wooden stake.

"Phew!"

Pan Xiaoxian's back slammed into the door panel...... It doesn't hurt at all!

Pan Xiaoxian, who didn't notice this, breathed a sigh of relief in his heart - so how important it is to develop a good habit of closing the door casually, if he didn't close the door casually, it would definitely be gorgeous again......

"Why are you so weak?" Gao Dazhuang hurriedly held Pan Xiaoxian's shoulders, and looked at Pan Xiaoxian with a strange expression: "You kid shouldn't have come back after playing all night last night?" ”

His name is winger, and although he is tall, big and strong, he has a small head that looks very disproportionate, but his nickname is also called "Big Head".

Many people don't understand why he is nicknamed "Big Head" despite being a small head, but those who have met him in public baths think that this nickname is very appropriate, and all in all, it is very close to the origin of the nickname "Pan Donkey".

"You're also fighting hard to brush up on a three-piece suit!" The other, short, skinny, small fellow sighed in admiration.

His name is Huang Jian, nicknamed "Slut", as for his nickname, no one has any objections, it is simply expected.

"All night long! You forgot that Pan Donkey went out to work today! The only fat man in the dormitory shook his fat body and squeezed his eyebrows and put his eyes on Pan Xiaoxian's shoulder and said: "It's not that my brother said you, Xiao Xiaoyi is very injured and his body is strong and ashes!" ”

This fat man's name is Mi Chunlin, nicknamed "Tire", this nickname is also undisputed, whether it is his name or the big trap and small circle on his body, round and round "lifebuoy", it is appropriate to be the image spokesperson for the tire.

thought that he would be beaten after finishing speaking, and the tire bounced out with unscientific agility, but to his surprise, Pan Xiaoxian did not chase him, but stood in place with his head hanging and silent, as if he was being said to be guilty.

No way? Is it really hard to get rid of the ashes? The big head, the slut and the tire looked at each other, which was especially embarrassing......

"I ......" Pan Xiaoxian finally reacted, blaming these three Bichi words too fast, he didn't turn his mind for a while, and when he figured it out, what did he want to say These good friends didn't give him a chance.

"Ahem, I said brother, don't care, people aren't crazy teenagers, I think I masturbated seven times in one night when I was the craziest!" The slut comforted Pan Xiaoxian in his unique way, although it was a little dirty, but something was good.

"Pan Donkey, you can rest in the dormitory, your body is the capital of the game." The big head patted Pan Xiaoxian's shoulder, and Pan Xiaoxian couldn't find where the center of gravity was: "We are young, not afraid, and we are good men after sleeping all night!" ”

"Yes, you can rest well in the dormitory, we won't bother you to recuperate." The tires pushed Pan Xiaoxian, who was "pale and speechless when he was told about the central matter", to his bed: "Sleep, sleep, we will bring you breakfast tomorrow morning." ”

"No......" Pan Xiaoxian also tried to save his image, if this matter is not clarified, I don't know what kind of bloody storm it will set off in the class.

Because of his nickname of "Pan Donkey", he didn't dare to go to the public bathroom, and he always felt that he was being noticed by everyone.

Fortunately, everyone lowered their heads in shame after seeing it, but his nickname of "Pan Donkey" became louder and louder, and he couldn't get rid of it at all.

Pan Xiaoxian can imagine that with just these few Bichi, maybe tomorrow he will have another "Kidney Deficiency Master" law name......

"Okay, don't explain, explanation is a cover-up, cover-up is the truth......" The slut said shyly: "Don't worry, brother, we won't laugh at you, who hasn't had an unspeakable hidden!" ”

"Really, no, it's ......" Pan Xiaoxian was anxious, raised his head and wanted to defend himself, he had worked hard to speed up his speech, it sounded like a person talking word by word, Pan Xiaoxian felt that this was not bad, and it seemed that he was speaking very strongly, but when he saw his face, the tires, the big head and the slut were stunned.

"Or not?" The slut pointed to Pan Xiaoxian's face and said angrily and funny: "Look at what you have become?" These big dark circles are as black as my Ara, these eyes are as red as the eyes of the writing wheel, this face is as pale as Killian, and these lips are as blue as Blanca......"

"Just know it in your heart, you have to say it!" The big head slapped the back of the slut's head, and then thought he was very decent and comforted Pan Xiaoxian: "Pan Donkey, you rest, I'll buy you a bowl of turtle soup tomorrow and come back to make up for it." ”

Actually, you're mending, aren't you? The corners of Pan Xiaoxian's mouth twitched stiffly twice, and he had no strength to defend anything.

The tires, big heads, and sluts were finally gone, and in order not to hurt Pan Xiaoxian's wounded heart, they couldn't help but laugh until they left the dormitory door.

These three Bichi ...... Pan Xiaoxian is also drunk, but in fact, the relationship between them in the dormitory is quite harmonious, although they often joke with each other, but the two months of sleeping and eating together have made them form a deep relationship......

Now that everyone is gone, Pan Xiaoxian staggered over and plugged the door into it, and then picked up the makeup mirror of the "second look" tire in the dormitory.

Don't look at the fat tires, but it is a narcissist, every day in front of the mirror, comb your hair into a standard middle part, wax it at all, and then go out at all, and always laugh at others very confidently for being unkempt and lowering the average appearance of the dormitory.

Pan Xiaoxian's fingers trembled like a Parkinson's patient, and he picked up the makeup mirror and took a picture of himself, and suddenly shook in disbelief.

only heard the sound of "click", it turned out that the mirror was crushed by his unintentional force, and in the cracked mirror fragments, Pan Xiaoxian opened his eyes and examined himself carefully.

Is this Nima really me?

Pan Xiaoxian's type is a retro oblique punk type, which was all the rage at the beginning of this century, and many male stars like to cut this type, but now it is the end of the century, and this type has long been outdated, but with Pan Xiaoxian's anti-natural appearance, there is a kind of rebellious and lazy handsomeness.

At this time, the oblique bangs in front of his forehead hung down unkemptly, covering his eyes, revealing pale cheeks like paper, with a dark blue to almost black lip color, which turned out to be a kind of pathological beauty that made people feel pity.

Pan Xiaoxian stretched out his stiff fingers and slowly lifted his bangs, which suddenly produced a slow-motion visual effect like a TV commercial.

So he revealed his narrow Danfeng eyes, the pupils were weirdly dark red, and the whites of the eyes were a thin trace of blood like spider webs, coupled with the thick dark circles around the eyes, which made him add a strong demonic and evil temperament.

What surprised Pan Xiaoxian the most was the involuntary gaze in his eyes, empty, indifferent, and without a trace of emotion, but it was clearly not the emotion he wanted to show.

Pan Xiaoxian deliberately frowned, and suddenly the terrifying eyes condensed by the hidden negative emotions such as ferocity, ruthlessness, and bloodlust were released, even if he knew that the person in the mirror was himself, he felt a little frightened.

Suddenly, Pan Xiaoxian noticed that there seemed to be some lines on his neck, he pulled his collar and tilted his face to look in the mirror, this action was really difficult for him, and he even felt as if he heard the "click" sound of the cervical vertebrae as if they were about to break.

Sure enough, he saw from the mirror that the blue-black veins extended from his own collarbone to his neck, and he didn't know if he had lost weight His collarbone now looks clear and sexy, the pale skin with the blue-black vein lines looks like a totem tattoo style, full of mysterious, weird, and evil beauty, but it is natural.

Pan Xiaoxian subconsciously rubbed those blue-black vein lines with his stiff fingers, but he didn't control his strength, and he rubbed off a piece of skin and flesh at once!

it? Pan Xiaoxian was holding a piece of his own flesh in his hand, messy in the wind.

Meat, meat, you will split up if you don't agree with each other!

I just rubbed it lightly, and your swelling fell off?

Wait a minute! Something doesn't seem right!

Pan Xiaoxian looked at the flesh in his hand, the blood on the flesh was dark red, sticky like ketchup, and what was even more amazing was that this piece of flesh and skin, which had obviously been separated from his body, seemed to be alive, and was still squirming gently in his hand.

Am I really masturbating too much lately?

Pan Xiaoxian took a closer look at the piece of skin and flesh in his hand, and saw that countless translucent small tentacles seemed to have been born on the piece of skin, which was constantly exploring in all directions, as if he was looking for something.

And he didn't go through the brain's completely instinctive reaction to stick the fallen flesh back to its place, his movements were very slow, but his brain turned even slower, and by the time his brain reacted, the flesh had already been pasted.

What the hell am I doing! Pan Xiaoxian felt that he might really be mentally ill, and even if he didn't, he would have to be scared out of mental illness!

He hurriedly wanted to take down the piece of flesh again, but he didn't expect that the place where his hand touched it turned out to be smooth.

How so? Pan Xiaoxian looked at the broken mirror again, and saw that the wound had been healed in the place where the skin and flesh had just fallen off!

If it weren't for the fact that he could still see a little translucent tentacle tangling and merging with each other from the corners and corners, he couldn't believe that he had just lost a piece of flesh and skin.

Self-healing ability?

I'm going to heaven!

Pan Xiaoxian was stunned, he sat on the edge of the bed and held the mirror and didn't know how long he was stunned, and suddenly remembered that he took the broken mirror and looked at his face: Where is this still a person, it is clearly a zombie common in science fiction movies!

Still, it's so handsome! I'm definitely not a zombie, how can a zombie be so handsome as to be so miserable? Pan Xiaoxian tried to comfort himself - but then again, what the hell is wrong with me?

Well, I'll have to figure it out from the beginning, it's probably ...... It started when I got off the bus, and before I got off the bus, I was sleeping, and before I went to bed, I was crossing the road, and while I was crossing the road, I was hit on the head by a can of Coke thrown down by some crazy guy......

Wait a minute! Something seems to be missing!

…… I still can't remember, forget it, I'm so tired, and what's going on with this sudden and intense hunger and thirst?

Pan Xiaoxian's fingers loosened, and with a "snap" sound, the makeup mirror slipped from between his fingers and shattered to the ground. (8) 『ΔΔ(1) Chinese Net

If it were normal times, Pan Xiaoxian would definitely have to find a way to remedy it, and at worst, he would have to destroy the corpse, you must know that this makeup mirror is the beauty of tires!

The beauty of the three treasures of tires: horn combs, makeup mirrors, glue, similar to the beauty three treasures, weight loss three treasures, etc., no matter which kind of three treasures are true love for tires, the day before yesterday the slut went to pick up the girl and stole the rubber of the tire, the tire knew that the slut chased all the way to the playground, if you know that Pan Xiaoxian dropped his mirror, can you still get it?

But Pan Xiaoxian, who is in this state now, didn't expect this stubble at all, he was so hungry and thirsty that he stood up suddenly, and the powerful explosive force actually slammed the iron frame bed into the wall with a muffled "bang".

Pan Xiaoxian rushed to the table, there was a glass of water on the table that I didn't know who poured it, Pan Xiaoxian grabbed the cup, but heard a "click" sound, the glass was smashed by him, and the water was all spilled on the ground, but the broken glass ballast was deeply pierced into Pan Xiaoxian's palm.

Nima ...... Am I no longer able to control the power of the desolation in my body?

Wait a minute! Something seems wrong!

My hand...... Pan Xiaoxian raised his hand very stiffly and sluggishly in front of his eyes, his hands were as pale as paper, his slender fingers continued to tremble slightly as if they had Parkinson's, and his nails seemed to be painted with nail polish showing a strange blue-black.

Pieces of broken glass were pierced into the palm of his hand, but there was no bleeding, and besides, he didn't hurt at all!

By the way, why don't I hurt at all?

Pan Xiaoxian finally realized this problem, as if he didn't feel it when he fell off the bus. Not only that, but even the piece of meat that I rubbed off my neck before didn't hurt at all......

Well, it's no longer a problem to stick back to the meat that has fallen off.

Pan Xiaoxian hesitated, reached out to pull out the broken glass ballast, because his fingers trembled uncontrollably slightly, and the wound was cut even wider.

Good thing I'm not a doctor...... Pan Xiaoxian's brain circuit is also a little abnormal now, probably the legendary "mentally ill people have a wide range of ideas, and brain-dead patients have a lot of joy", right?

The broken glass ballast was easily pulled out after the wound was enlarged, and then Pan Xiaoxian clearly saw his wound.

I saw that there were countless translucent small tentacles on the flesh and blood at the wound, just like the tentacles of a snail, constantly exploring in all directions, and after the broken glass ballast was removed, the translucent small tentacles at both ends of the wound were easily hooked up.

It's like a pair of adulterers and silver women who have reunited after a long absence, and the old love is rekindled, and the water and latex melt in an instant. When all the translucent tentacles had triumphantly joined the army, the wound was quickly restored to its original state in a visible degree, leaving only a faint reddish mark.

But after Pan Xiaoxian removed all the glass ballast, when he looked back at the first wound, even the little reddish mark had disappeared.

Is...... Magical Earth!

Pan Xiaoxian sat stunned for a while, and now he couldn't deceive himself. The truth is that he has to admit that he really seems to have mutated into a zombie......

However, it seems to be different from the zombies that appeared in the movie, how is it different, he is a senior scumbag who really can't sum it up, not to mention that his brain is a little difficult now, it's not that he's become an idiot, or he always feels like he doesn't rush to solve problems, and he's a little tendoned.

Turned into a zombie......

Pan Xiaoxian's emotions are very chaotic, some are sad, some are desperate, some are depressed, and some are self-defeating...... But it didn't take long for him to be reminded of the maddening hunger and thirst, and then he selectively forgot all the emotions he had before.

When a person is thirsty and hungry, all he thinks about is how to fill his stomach.

Strangely, I don't know if it's a delusion, he seems to be hungrier than before.

Pan Xiaoxian reached out and grabbed another water cup, but with the experience of the past, this time he deliberately controlled his strength, carefully grabbed the water cup, and then exerted his strength little by little, and finally succeeded in bringing the water cup in front of him.

Nima!

It's a plastic cup!

Pan Xiaoxian really complained powerlessly, he poured the water into his mouth, and before he even reached a second, he squirted out with a "poof".

What the hell is this?

Laoshan white flower snake grass water or black pine sash? Otherwise, it must be kvass or oriental leaves, and it can't be a red scream, right?

This sour taste...... There's no one left!

Forget it, I've moistened my throat anyway, now let's find something to eat, I'm going to starve to death......

Pan Xiaoxian staggered to the tire cabinet, he originally wanted to sit on the mazaar, but his stiff legs did not cooperate at all, as if it was not his own, Pan Xiaoxian staggered to the front of the tire cabinet, he pressed it down directly with too much force.

"Click!"

The sad Mazar was sat in pieces by him, no, the fragmentation is not enough to describe, to be precise, it should be - the lotus root is broken!

Forget it, if it's broken, it's broken, and I'll basically say goodbye to things like Maza in the future......

Pan Xiaoxian hung his head weakly, and his dark red eyes inadvertently revealed a faint sadness.

Trembling fingers pulled the cabinet door, and Pan Xiaoxian felt a slight pull to pull it open. As a senior foodie, the tire cabinet is full of benefits, but because of the fear of being stolen, the tire usually locks the cabinet, why is it not locked today?

Also, what about those rivets that "jingle" around on the ground?

Hmm, I'm hungry! At this time, don't care about the small details that are not important, right? Pan Xiaoxian's attention was all on those snacks, potato chips, biscuits, instant noodles...... There's even the classic tea egg and spicy strips!

Picking up a pack of spicy strips, which is Pan Xiaoxian's usual favorite food, he clumsily tore open the package with his awkward fingers, and then picked up one and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Poof—"

Pan Xiaoxian squirted out the spicy strips in one bite, and the mother's egg expired!

Obviously spicy and delicious spicy strips, why is it difficult to swallow the taste of chewing wax? The young woman cried blood and complained: Why are you embarrassed that the master took away my husband? Repentance, what is the tears of the daughter-in-law's father-in-law who committed suicide? After three long years of petitioning, the wife will eventually pull down the bigamy husband! The young man was tragically turned into a dwarf, and his girlfriend was loyal and still lived together! Biological parents turned out to be beasts, and underage girls were forced to sell themselves in bathing centers......

I'm tired...... Pan Xiaoxian opened several bags one after another, whether it was potato chips, biscuits or tea eggs, the taste was the same as the expired spicy strips.

No wonder the tires always lock the cabinet, it turned out that we were afraid that we would get food poisoning from eating expired food, and I really wronged him......

Although he was still hungry and thirsty, Pan Xiaoxian felt cold in his heart...... Well, I don't know why, but I always feel like something is wrong with what I just thought.

Tired...... Pan Xiaoxian had a feeling that his body had been hollowed out, and the rummaging through the cabinets just now seemed to have consumed all his strength, and he just wanted to lie on the bed and sleep now.

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