Volume 1: The Shame of the Earth Chapter 41 I really want to hit Pluto
"Damn, it's painful for me, big brother."
After the man left, Pluto really couldn't help it, so he let go of his upright hand, and now most of his palmicles were gone.
Looking at his appearance, he finally felt better.
"This is a greeting gift from the eldest brother, do you like it?"
Correcting these words made Pluto feel a little bitter in his heart, but then he shook his hand: "Big brother, don't be like this, little brother will be the first for you in the future."
Lend your phone to your brother, and he will find you a welcome gift. ”
Straightening his brows, he frowned, and looked at Pluto, who was about to grab his phone, and shook for a moment.
"Sure enough, this thing is not a good person."
I just got educated by myself, and I'm going to drop my phone when I come up.
"Roll rough."
A straight leg lift is a kick.
"Ouch, it's painful for me big brother, you don't really have a cleanliness fetish, you can't use your mobile phone."
I was surprised to see Pluto, who was now sitting on the water stain by his own foot.
"Aren't you going to drop my phone?"
As soon as these words came out, Pluto was depressed.
"Brother, how dare I! In our circle, brother, your big name is like thunder, I don't know how many people want to know you!
How dare I drop your phone, you misunderstood, it's my brother's fault. ”
Straighten his forehead and wrinkle into a three-word, I didn't expect this product to be so good at licking.
It's shameless, but it's not bad with a little vanity.
"Okay, the reaction is a little bigger, but fortunately, you are a man who has awakened the divine pattern, and your body can still withstand this kick."
Pluto: "......"
"Brother, don't say it, I know that you must have been bullied by Duan Er at home, so you will find me to vent."
"My brother will introduce you to a cute and considerate girl, who doesn't make trouble, doesn't cry, and doesn't hang herself."
I was surprised.
"What do you mean, say I'm afraid of women, right?"
Duan Zheng was angry for a while, but he didn't know that he secretly ran away this morning, and before Yi Su Su came to see him off, the woman said in the group that she was going to kill Duan Zheng.
All right~_~
It seems that this group can still be disbanded, and there is no one who has been bullied by women to this job.
"Brother, don't look at it, the losers put us on Pluto, and if you dare to talk to a man like this, you will directly have big ears."
Pluto watched from the sidelines and browsed the group messages, his face was blue and purple, he didn't have a joke, and he was upset for him.
I thought to myself, you're pretty good at talking.
It's still on your Pluto, see what you can, if you really see Issusu, it's no wonder that your brain won't be chopped up by her.
But he didn't let out the words in his heart, and said: "Yes, this woman is usually used to it, and it is very rampant to see me leave, if you see me, she will definitely be as good as a cat."
"What you can say to your eldest brother is right, but you can't get used to it."
This night, the two men in the toilet of the Shenwu Academy were whispering, but what they didn't know was that Yi Susu was sharpening his knives in the courtyard at night.
Old man Yi came back from playing chess and asked him what was wrong with his daughter, but he was so frightened by his daughter's look that he didn't dare to drill into the house.
"Hehe, you're not wrong, the girls your eldest brother has soaked are not ten thousand, but also eight thousand."
I felt that my face was red when I said this, and I was still a virgin after living for two lifetimes, and I was nervous to blow about it.
"Ahem, don't call big brother big brother at school in the future, just call brother"
Now that I see you, I know that the Divine Pattern Fruit is for the right person, what do you say is to make a prestige!
Brother covers you. ”
"Uh-huh-hmm......"
Pluto looked up at the upright, nodding like pounding garlic, straightening himself and wanting to vomit.
"Okay, there's still class tomorrow! Go to bed early! ”
He patted Pluto on the shoulder.
belch
I turned around and got ready to go back to sleep.
"Brother, don't worry, what time is it, use your mobile phone and I'll have a video with my sister."
This little girl doesn't learn, but although under the glorious guidance of my brother, she has never been in love with any man.
But now she even said that she was going to work in hotels and bars for me, and that if the rich man took a fancy to her, she would marry.
It doesn't matter if you love her or not, you can only give money for his brother to go to school
Look at what a good girl, I have to send a video to warn her in person, don't go to school, no, don't go to work. ”
Belch.
Straighten out the heart and want to vomit.
How can there be such a brother in this world.
Doodoo ......
The phone rang for a long time and no one answered.
But Pluto still has to fight.
I'm embarrassed to say that when people sleep, won't you be able to fight tomorrow?
But Pluto seemed to be unbelieving and kept fighting for another three minutes.
"Hey"
I finally got through, and I heard a girl's voice from somewhere.
Because Pluto is a little far away from him, he is upright and embarrassed to rub it over, after all, people and his sister video!
So he didn't know what the girl looked like, but it should be small to listen to the soft voice.
"Why did the stinky girl only answer now, do you know how hard your brother is making a phone call for you."
upright and speechless.,The nature of this video is exposed as soon as it's passed.,It's good for my sister!
Pluto spoke in a small voice, but the girl on the other side heard that he was angry and quickly explained.
"It's not your QQ, I don't dare to pick it up, you said that you usually don't let me add other people's friends casually."
The girl was wearing pajamas, big eyes, small lips, and she was not young, about the same age as Pluto.
But when she saw Pluto, she had to keep her head down and look frightened even on her phone.
"Okay, okay, let my brother see hurry up and put on your best clothes, and then put on makeup, faster.
And don't look like your brother is dead, laugh and look up and hurry up, speed. ”
I didn't know what Pluto and his sister were talking about, so I watched from outside the toilet to prevent Wan from getting up to go to the toilet and finding his mobile phone would die quietly.
"Are you okay, I've been talking to my sister for almost twenty minutes, and I'm sleepy."
Waiting a little impatiently, Fan rushed to the toilet Pluto and shouted.
"Brother Duan, you'll be fine right away, you wait a minute."
Pluto made a perfunctory sound, which would make him anxious, why is this dead sister so slow to change her clothes.
After a while, Pluto saw her sister appear in front of her phone with her clothes changed.
But before Pluto could smile, his face was heavy again.
"What's going on? Our family is also a family with a head and a face on Pluto, and this is your best outfit? ”
"You don't have stiff wings, and you want to go against me when I'm not at home."
Pluto looked at the girl in a white-washed school uniform and scolded him angrily, so that if someone else saw it, he would definitely come up and beat him.
Pluto scolded the girl, but his sister didn't dare to talk back.
But Pluto saw that the girl was indeed dressed up, and her hair was wet, and she must have washed it.
Then I thought that I hadn't taken care of this sister for more than a year, never given money and never bought her clothes.
It would be a little embarrassing for him.
In fact, he hasn't questioned himself why he spent his family's savings of hundreds of millions of dollars wherever he bought medicine.
"Okay, okay, laugh and your brother didn't abuse you."
I will introduce you to my eldest brother, remember to call me brother, this person completely matches my standards for my brother-in-law.
Rich, young, handsome, not to mention personality, the main thing is to be responsible.
You know, it's the mysterious person who told you about the invention of the divine martial arts.
Uh, I don't think I told you about it!.
Anyway, you remember it to Lao Tzu, if you don't coax him, you won't be my underworld family in the future, understand no. ”
Pluto roared, and the girl on the other side lowered her head and didn't speak, only nodded her head.
"Brother Duan, come on."
I was a little confused, I couldn't figure out what this girl was yelling at the phone just now, and now she was smiling.
"Brother Duan, hurry up, my sister said that she wants to get to know my classmates, so I'll introduce you."
"Smile at Lao Tzu."
As soon as he took the phone from Pluto, before he could look at the screen, he was almost scared off by Pluto's yell.
But in front of other people's sisters, he also has to save some face for his brother, otherwise he would have climbed down with one kick.
He glared at Pluto before looking at the phone screen.
But this glance was stunning, the girl only painted a little light makeup.
He looks very pure, his skin is very good, but the clothes he wears are a little old, and he feels that this girl is a little afraid of him.
looked at the Pluto next to him again, and found that their family genes were really good, and this brother and sister looked good.
forehead
Straight and speechless, although the girl is very beautiful, and there is a little pitiful look.
makes Duan Zheng have a desire to protect, but how can a girl want to know him.
Gave the phone back to Pluto.
"Hurry up and talk to your sister yourself, return the phone to me when you're done, it's a waste of time."
He glared out of the toilet and went straight back to the dormitory.
If you go back with this product later, you may be judged by people.
in the toilet.
"What are you doing, looking like your brother is dead, I told you that if the wings are stiff, move things and get out as soon as possible."
"I don't know how good it is for you, on Pluto, the remaining daughters of those ordinary families have long been lost."
"Mom and Dad kept you in the first place, didn't they let you give their heir a face, you know?"
"I'll give him back my phone in a while, you send a message to talk about it and take the initiative, otherwise I'll kick you out when I go back from vacation."
And tomorrow I will take a card in my room to buy a good dress and eat something, thin as bones.
Don't look for a job when you go to school tomorrow, spread the word and lose all the people in our family. ”