Chapter 192: Grinding the Mirror
Ren Tianyou was about to grab her hand, but when he saw that she was full of blood, he had to grab her arm.
Having known Chu Han for so long, he had never seen her so embarrassed and helpless, Ren Tianyou couldn't help but feel a little angry and distressed, his voice was much softer, and he comforted: "Don't be afraid, seeing me and the means I have used, she must have left." ”
"As for the stone powder on the road, it can be regarded as the entrance of the ghost gate array, so that the wandering soul will involuntarily walk through the line of the stone powder and arrive at the ghost control piles I have set up, which are these white marble piles engraved with the soul attraction scripture. The Soul Attraction Sutra is a kind of scripture used in Taoism, which has the effect of drawing the soul and attracting the soul. After the ghost enters the formation, it will go around here and can't get out, which is equivalent to arranging a ghost to hit the wall. ”
Chu Han nodded, finally safe.
Ren Tianyou said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be eager to recite the common auspicious words of Taoism, it seems that we are really very fateful." ”
Chu Han hehe, she didn't expect it herself.
In the past, people told her to always recite "Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable", often recite the holy name of Tianzun, and there will be ten immeasurable Heavenly Venerables to support her.
What is the blessing of the Heavenly Venerable, the land and city gods of the place where they are will be blessed;
Say what you can say is wise and pure, everything you do is the will of God, do the will of God, and be fearless;
What else do you say that you will be in peace, what kind of wealth will be extensive, what kind of wealth will always be accompanied by the gods, what kind of preaching will be immeasurable, and you will always be sheltered from blessings and shadows, and disasters will be kept away...... And so on and so forth.
At that time, she was an atheist, she didn't believe in it, she didn't want to listen to boring things, and she didn't talk about it all day long. I didn't expect the woman to come to another world, but it was automatically made up.
"Let's go, find an inn to wash up, and get a good night's sleep." Ren Tianyou said as he walked, "I saved you, think about it, how can you repay me this time?" Don't mention that year's meal, that doesn't count! ”
"What year's meal?" Chu Han was puzzled.
"......" Ren Tianyou patted his forehead, "Don't mention the things you forgot for the time being, you just say how to repay me this time, right?" ”
"How do you repay it?" Chu Han was stunned for a moment, and then smiled hippie, "Is it possible to make a personal promise?" ”
Ren Tianyou paused, stared at her stunned for a while, and then said, "It seems to be ...... Can be considered. Or...... Let's try? ”
Burst! Chu Han smiled and spewed, reached out to pat her shoulder, and when he lifted it up, he saw that it was full of blood, so he still gave up. The two of them went back to the fire and made two torches, then each mounted his horse and went to find an inn.
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The second sister of the inn yawned again and again, her face was full of impatience, after Ren Tianyou stuffed a piece of silver into her hand, her yawning immediately stopped, and happily boiled the hot water and sent it up, and went to get food~~ It was the first time she had met so many generous guests!
The two of them washed up happily, and when they were taking a bath, Chu Han turned his head vigorously to look at the wound on his buttocks, but his neck was twisted, but he didn't see anything. If you look down at your feet, the injuries on your feet have healed, not to mention the scars, not even a ghost tooth mark!
She was at a loss, wondering if she had forgotten something again. But such a thing~~ Her intuition told her that it was better not to say it, not to tell anyone.
The second sister brought two simple meals, and the two of them ate some hastily, and after filling their stomachs, they slept on the same bed - there was only one empty room in the inn.
Lying on the bed, Ren Tianyou was about to kiss her, which startled Chu Han, and he hurriedly turned his face to avoid it: "What are you doing?" ”
Ren Tianyou smiled and said, "Didn't you say that you want to make a promise?" I'll kiss and see if I feel for you! ”
Is this woman sick in the brain? Chu Han was speechless. Ren Tianyou didn't give up, saying that if you don't give me a kiss, I won't let you sleep.
Chu Han was a little frightened, his eyes widened and said, "You can't be Lala, right?" ”
Ren Tianyou was puzzled: "What is Lala?" ”
"That's it, Lily." Chu Han said, seeing that her face was still full of doubts, and tried to say again, "Hmm...... It's like, lace, lace, you know? ”
Ren Tianyou shook his head, Chu Han scratched his head, "That's it, it's the woman and the woman's ......"
"Oh!" Ren Tianyou understood, and said with a smile, "You said that the two of us are grinding mirrors?" ”
As soon as she said this, Chu Han finally remembered: Ancient China also put women. Same. Sex. Love is called grinding mirrors.
Grinding mirrors, that is, grinding copper mirrors, the ancients used copper mirrors, and they must be polished often before they can take pictures.
And put the female. Same. Sex. The reason why love is called "grinding mirrors" is that both parties get a certain amount of sex by grinding each other or caressing each other's bodies. Satisfy. Because the two have the same body structure, they are like a mirror placed in the middle, so they are called "grinding mirrors".
And the ancient Chinese woman. Same. Sex. Love is the most important for the palace maids in the palace. The reason, when you think about it, you know that the only men they come into contact with in the harem are the emperor and the eunuch, and the eunuch has no sex. ability, and the emperor has only one, so after all rights such as love, marriage, and natural needs have been brutally deprived, they can only comfort each other in this way in desolation.
But what's going on now? This is a world where women are the boss and women have the final say, where do you need to find a woman to play with the mirror? Crazy?
"You're sick, but I'm still normal!" Chu Han opened his mouth to laugh and scold, kicking and kicking, "Get out of her mother's side!" ”
"Seriously," Ren Tianyou sat on the bed and suddenly said seriously, "I went down the mountain and played a big circle in the north, and the compass told me that the person I was looking for was in the Central Plains, so I went this way, and then I met you." I never understood why it was you, could it be that you could replace my husband? Otherwise, I really can't figure it out. ”
Chu Han was puzzled: "Why are you looking for someone?" And why me? ”
"Because ......," Ren Tianyou stopped as soon as he said two words, "Actually, I don't know too much...... Anyway, you let me kiss it and see if it's okay, if you feel it, it means that it's a matter of love to find you, if you don't feel it, this possibility can be ruled out. ”
"Boring!" Chu Han rolled his eyes, "Don't listen to your nonsense, I want to sleep!" ”
Ren Tianyou pinched her nose: "Don't sleep!" ”
Chu Han was so annoyed by her that he almost wanted to get angry, but thinking about the fact that people were tired and had just saved themselves, it was too ruthless to turn his face like this.
But she was really tired and sleepy, and she really wanted to rest, so she had to kick her legs with her anger, closed her eyes and said, "What do you want, you say!" ”
Her behavior made Ren Tianyou feel more and more cute: "Let me kiss it, just give it a kiss, otherwise I won't let you sleep tonight!" ”
"Alas, you dead pig has a sick brain, and you're not lightly ill!" Chu Han saw her playing with Lai Pi and insisting, thinking that if she didn't let her kiss her, she would really be disturbed by her tonight, so he sighed and said, "That's okay, just kiss it, just kiss it?" ”
"Absolutely!" Ren Tianyou swears.
"Okay," Chu Han pointed to the right side of his face, "just kiss here." ”
Ren Tianyou rolled his eyes: "Then what's the difference between me and the old sow?" ”
Chu Han suddenly opened his eyes and glared: "You say I'm an old sow?" ”
"No, no!" Ren Tianyou waved his hand again and again, "I just want to say, I definitely don't feel it when I kiss my face!" ”
"Love kiss or not!" Chu Han snorted lightly and closed his eyes again.
Ren Tianyou was helpless, so he had to lean over and kiss her on the face, then smacked his lips and said, "The skin is quite smooth!" But ......"
She frowned: "Other than that, it doesn't seem to feel any different!" ”
"What more do you want to feel? Fuck off! Chu Han wiped the place she had kissed with his hand and scolded, "How can a woman feel when she kisses a woman?" Hurry up and sleep, disturb me again, Lao Tzu will kick you to death! ”
"No," Ren Tianyou ignored her angry scolding, or sank into his own thoughts, "I have to kiss you in a different place, kiss your mouth, so that the conclusion drawn is true and can be used as a reliable basis." ”
"According to your sister!" Chu Han scolded and turned to the side, facing her ass, "Hurry up and get out of Lao Tzu!" If you don't get out, I'll get out! ”
"Dwarf oil!" Ren Tianyou reached out and shook her arm like a dogskin plaster, "Just a moment, just kiss it?" Can you just repay my life-saving grace? ”
Well? Chu Han opened his eyes and turned to look at her.
Ren Tianyou swore: "Kiss the mouth, repay the grace of saving your life, and never mention it again in the future!" Absolute! Look, that's a lot of money, right? Well? ”
Chu Han snorted: "Don't think that I agreed to take advantage of it, Qianruo said that my family is rich!" ”
Seeing that she was finally relieved, Ren Tianyou hurriedly echoed: "Yes, yes, your family has money, and you are definitely capable of repaying this favor." If I don't figure it out tonight, I won't be able to sleep! You see, I have been chasing you from the Bright Hills, and I have finally found your traces, and I have been busy all night with the formation, and I am still panting with exhaustion when you sit on the fire there! ”
She said the truth, this kindness is indeed quite big, otherwise, I don't know what the old woman has made it into now. Chu Han exhaled a long breath: "Okay, let's say it, just a moment, don't play tricks again!" ”
"Don't cheat, never cheat!" Ren Tianyou made a promise, and when he saw her close her eyes and purse her lips slightly, she leaned over and covered her.
Lips pressed against each other without moving, probably because he didn't feel it, Ren Tianyou thought about it, and opened his lips again to peck on Chu Han's lips.
Chu Han opened his eyes and looked at her, Ren Tianyou left an inch and said, "It seems, I still don't feel it!" I'll try again! ”
As soon as Chu Han frowned, he felt that the woman actually stuck out her tongue and poked in, and immediately pushed her away without hesitation, and then kicked out horizontally, shouting: "You dead pervert with cramps, get out of Laozi!" ”
Ren Tianyou, who was kicked out of bed, seemed to be unable to perform light skills, and fell to the ground with a thud, ouch ouch screamed.
Chu Han was amused by her appearance, his mouth just opened and he stopped it in time, snorted, and fell asleep again, with his butt facing the person on the ground.
Seeing that she didn't sleep with anger, Ren Tianyou touched his lips with confidence and muttered in a low voice: "It seems to be good?" But there is no emotion, huh? Am I mistaken? I just like her as a person, but I don't fall in love with her? So what am I looking for her for? No, I'll have to write back and ask...... At this time, you should tell me......"
Chu Han no longer paid attention to the crazy woman's self-talk, and soon fell into a deep sleep, muttering something behind her, she couldn't hear it anymore......