Chu Xixi's breakfast is very simple, two fried eggs, and there is no salt yet, because Luo Ya doesn't have time to cook on weekdays, and I don't know when there is no salt in the kitchen.

For the sake of Chu Xixi making breakfast for herself, Loya reluctantly forgave her.

I poured a plate of light soy sauce, half of the omelette was eaten, and the other half of the omelette went into Chu Xixi's stomach.

Luo Ya gritted her teeth, poured a glass of cold boiled water and soaked the fried egg between her teeth, becoming more and more hungry.

Next, the two men had a heated discussion about who would wash the pot and the plate, and the result of the discussion was that the plate and pot were soaked in the sink.

Next, the two of them had a heated discussion over who would go downstairs to buy two bowls of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles to soak, and the result of the discussion was that the two would rather starve than go downstairs.

Next, the two of them sat on the sofa with wide eyes and had a heated discussion about Chu Xixi's sexual orientation.

Because Luo Ya has been very sensitive to this topic recently, and seeing Chu Xixi's appearance of being attentive and attentive, I wonder if this sister, who grew up together, really has a problem?

Luo Ya took a serious look at Chu Xixi, and another serious way.

"Sissy, what kind of woman do you think I am?"

Chu Xixi was a little confused by this sudden topic, and a pair of eyes fixed on Luo Ya's chest.

"Well, except for the flat horse on his chest, his height and face are not bad. If I were a normal man, I might like you. ”

Luo Ya's heart was agitated and uneasy, and he said worriedly.

"Sissy, do you like women?"

Xixi is rare to be serious, with a pair of big eyes, the son is very confused, full of affection, and very sincere.

"I like it, especially a woman like you, which makes people have a strong desire to protect."

After she said this, she leaned her plump figure in front of Loya.

Loya got goosebumps all over her body, as if she had been electrocuted, and retreated to the corner of the sofa.

With a trembling voice, he took his finger and thumbed Chu Xixi.

"You, you, I haven't found out for so many years, you're a pervert?"

Chu Xixi was not annoyed, he was still serious.

"Otherwise, why do you think I've been inseparable from you all these years? Girl, although your figure is a little worse, you have always been the kind I liked. ”

Luo Ya trembled, you didn't say a word for a long time.

Chu Xixi, a perverted woman, had to inch in, took off her coat, and was wearing only a vest, looking like a hungry wolf pounced.

Giggle.

"Woman, since the layer of window paper between us has been pierced, I won't hide it. Little girl, let Uncle Ben spoil you so much. ”

took her red lips and was about to call out to Loya's face, and Loya screamed, screaming for help.

Chu Xixi, a perverted woman, was about to laugh all over her face, and sat on Loya's legs.

"Little girl, it's useless for you to shout and break your voice, just obediently obey Uncle Ben! In this way, you don't have to pay back the money you owe Uncle Ben. ”

"Chu Xixi, you bastard, I have always regarded you as a sister in vain, I don't want you to be so dirty in your heart."

Chu Xixi grinned.

"Be obedient, scold as much as you want, I like the way you scold when you're a child, it's cute."

Seeing Chu Xixi's face coming to him, Luo Ya reflexively took his hands and covered his face.

At the critical moment, Loya's cell phone rang.

"Mom sells twist flowers, which turtle son is a good thing for a bad old lady."

The mobile phone placed on the coffee table was directly hung up by Chu Xixi.

"Beauty, take your hands away, how ugly it is to cover up such a beautiful appearance."

"Chu Xixi, you bastard, hurry up and get out of the door with my mother, otherwise I'm going to call the police."

Chu Xixi's laughter was hard to hear.

"Hehe, I want to see you call the police, and when the police come, do you want to say that I insulted you, or raped you? I'm afraid the police won't believe it. ”

I don't know which one is very persistent, but the mobile phone on the coffee table rang again.

Loya covered her face and didn't dare to move, and turned into a pleading.

"Sissy, for the sake of us growing up together, will you spare me? There are many women in the world, and there are many women who have the same orientation as you, why do you want to harm me? ”

"Hahaha......"

When Chu Xixi, a dead woman, burst into hearty laughter, Luo Ya realized that she was nervous and was tricked by this woman.

When I let go of my hand, I saw that the perverted woman was sitting across from the coffee table, holding an apple in her hand and gnawing hard.

The point is, the woman leaned back with a smile.

"Haha, Luoya, there are still simple women like you in the world, and I am really convinced. Don't worry, your sisters' orientation won't be the slightest problem. Women, of course I like, especially beautiful women. But I prefer handsome men to women. Have you forgotten that when you were in high school, the two of us liked that handsome and perverted senior so much? ”

Chu Xixi, a bastard, laughed a little out of shape, and the apple pomace in his mouth fell all over the ground.

Luo Ya came back to his senses, alas, it was all caused by Mao Buren, and he was a little bit of a soldier.

Gritted his teeth and said to Chu Xixi.

"Dead woman, wait a minute, I'm going to give you a taste of life that is worse than death."

As he finished speaking, the phone on the coffee table stopped ringing. Luo Ya picked it up and saw that it was a mobile phone number from out of town.

She is too lazy to pay attention, she never pays attention to strange calls, either a salesman or a liar.

Today's telecommunications companies are indeed busy, and they are not busy with serious phone calls.

It is only to blame that today's sales calls and scammer calls are endless, wildfires are inexhaustible, and the spring breeze blows and grows, which has the potential to burn the prairie fire.

It doesn't matter if you're a sales call or a liar call, Luo Ya doesn't have time to pay attention.

At the moment, her most urgent thing is to clean up Chu Xixi, who came to make trouble early in the morning.

Just as Luo Ya rolled up his sleeves and was about to fight with Chu Xixi.

The call was very persistent, and after a two-second break, it came again.

Chu Xixi grabbed the phone first, blocked his hand, and smiled flatteringly.

"If you don't pick it up, I'll pick it up for you."

I didn't know what was said on the other end of the phone, but Loya heard what Chu Xixi said.

"What, the Public Security Bureau?"

This girl has always been jealous and hateful, and hates liars the most, so she immediately snorted.

"Phew, I'm a fairy boy, you're from the Public Security Bureau, and I'm still from the CIA. Dude, even a certain fruit mobile phone has been changed for several generations, and it is time for your old-fashioned trick to be updated! ”

She didn't give the other party a chance to speak again, and hung up the phone directly.

There are really such persistent liars in the world, who didn't even take a break and called again.