Nobita is not stage frightened, for the whole class, he is talking to everyone about some things that he has and doesn't, and sometimes he asks people to get up and answer the questions...... No one even found out that he was a fake. Holding on until the electric bell rang, he smiled and told his classmates where his office was, and asked everyone to take care of them in the future. After striding out of the classroom, Toka and Shido jumped up almost from their seats, rushed out of the classroom at a speed of 100 meters, and ran wildly in the direction of Nobita.

It happened so suddenly, until now, after a class has been completed, Shidao still feels like he is dreaming, and he is not very awake.

Having said that, Nobita's eloquence is really good...... There are a set of big truths. Shido once heard that when the Buddha appeared to speak, when he said that when the mouth was like a river at a critical time, flowers would be sprinkled in the sky, does Nobita also have this potential?

No, that's not the point! Why did Nobita become a teacher at school? Even if you are not a teacher, a psychological counseling teacher will definitely need an interview, an assessment, and a series of things before you can officially take up your post! How did the guy who came into this world yesterday do it? Magic? Elven magic? It only took one day to apply for the job. In other words, how did a guy who didn't even have an identity certificate pass the audit and become a teacher at school? Isn't that a bit too fantastical? This guy ...... He knows everything about human society!

If you think about it carefully, there are too many details that don't make sense, and Shidao's blood pressure is going to rise.

He didn't notice that at the moment when he rushed out of the door, three girls who served as spit servants were already staring at his back and ruthlessly sending out their spit three times.

"Eh~~~~, Shidaojun, I have a problem to go to the information so soon."

"Shika also went with her."

"It's incredible."

……

Nobita's office is different from other teachers. Because he is now a psychological counseling teacher, he may face many students' psychological counseling, and in order to ensure privacy, he lives alone in an office. And the layout of the office is more casual. This is so that students can relax and speak freely here, and not have too much pressure because Nobita is a "teacher".

Well, although Nobita is neither a teacher nor a psychological counselor......

With a "click", the door opened, but I saw that Nobita had already made two cups of tea in a leisurely manner, sitting on the bench in the posture of a master, and crossed Erlang's legs. He had this morning's newspaper in his hand, and he didn't know where he got it...... It reads the big news that elves appeared in Tiangong City yesterday. This guy watched his silhouette appear in the newspaper, and the corners of his mouth were full of weird smiles, as if he had a special sense of accomplishment.

"Coming?" Nobita put down the newspaper on the ground and smiled at them, "Drink some water first." ”

"You...... How did you become a teacher? Shidao looked him up and down several times, and only after confirming that it was Nobita yesterday did he dare to speak out, "This, this doesn't make sense!" ”

"What's that doesn't make sense...... I hypnotized the principal of the school and asked him to give me a position as a counselor. Originally, I wanted to be your homeroom teacher, but I thought that I would have to teach the main class, so forget it. How good it is to be like this......" Nobita recounted what he had done last night in an ordinary tone, "Look, Kurumi is also an elf, didn't she also get involved as a student?" Why can't I just come here as a teacher? ”

"But Kurumi is she ......" Halfway through the words, Shidao reacted and took a sharp breath, "You even know Kurumi?" ”

Nobita put down his teacup and repeated in a deep and extremely calm tone, "Last night, I went to AST's base in Tiangong City. ”

After saying this, Shika and Shido both looked at him with the eyes of a monster.

It is worthy of being called a fierce man called MONSTER.

"Can I ask how you got in......"

"First use teleportation to move to the toilet inside, then go out and hypnotize a random person and ask him to give me all the clothes and certifications. Normally, outsiders are authenticated, but now that I'm inside, naturally there is no such thing...... Just in case, I turned on optical stealth, and then used some means to shield myself from the heat. Nobita also seemed to trust the two of them very much, and did not hide the method, and said bluntly, "I went shopping for most of the night, stole a set of combat mechs, and read some recent information by the way...... Of course, I know that Kurumi is also an elf. ”

"Eh~~~~, your mobility is so high." Shidao scratched his head, a little unsure of where to start, "You should have found a place to live or something, right?" ”

"Nope."

"Didn't you find the most important thing?" I don't know when, Shika has already drunk the slightly bitter cup of tea in front of her, and when she put down the teacup, she complained, "Then where do you sleep?" Sleeping on a park bench with a homeless man? ”

"Speaking of which, I'd like to discuss it with Shi Daojun." He laughed evilly, and at first glance he didn't have any good ideas, "I saw from the information from the AST that Ratatosk seems to have built a building in the open space next to your house in order to contain the elves, right?" You live there with a lot of elves, and there aren't many more, and I'd like to go there for a few days. But don't worry, I'll pay you the rent. ”

"What, it's decided to talk to yourself......" Shido looked at him in amazement, "You still have money to pay the rent?" ”

"Yes."

"Liar!"

"Why am I lying to you? If I can't, I can also convert the money into an equal amount of precious metals to pay you...... Isn't that just right for you? He smiled meaningfully, "A dangerous elf like me must be kept under his own surveillance." Now that I'm living on your side, it means that I choose to join you, and the 'big guys' above should ask for it, right? ”

Shidao couldn't laugh a little, and shook his head with a wry smile, Nobita, this guy ...... In just one night, he had almost thoroughly studied the situation on his side.

He was right, at least that's what Kotori had told him before—"If you can, do your best to get Elf Zero to come to your side." Considering that the intelligence possessed by Spirit Zero may be far beyond the average level, it is very likely that it will be discovered by means such as deception, so let's adopt a strategy of communicating with sincerity first."

When Nobita said the word "big man" just now, there was a wordless contempt in his tone - of course he had the capital to despise, he was Elf Zero, the first male elf on record, with so many strange superpowers, and both AST and Ratatosk were fighting for him. Although Shidao instinctively sensed that Nobita was not a vicious person, he suddenly said that he wanted to live with him...... It's kind of hard to accept.

Mainly because he is a man, Nobita is also a man.

Feeling that Shidao's mood was a little low, Nobita also stood up thoughtfully, patted him lightly on the shoulder, and comforted, "Don't worry, I won't stay there for too long...... Just observe your way of life. Normally you should do whatever you do, just treat me as if I don't exist. I've checked beforehand, and in order to ensure that you 'move smoothly', the building materials used in that building are carefully selected, and the sound insulation level is first-class. Don't be constrained just because I'm here~~~~"

"What! What are you talking nonsense, this has something to do with sound insulation...... What does it matter......" Shidao was a little anxious in a rare way, and in the middle of speaking, his voice lowered again.

Nobita laughed, but didn't say anything, and let the two of them go back to class. Lonely Men and Widows...... And it's a man and a woman who live under one roof for a long time, and it's not normal to say that they haven't cultivated any feelings.

After seeing off the two, Nobita continued to sit down peacefully and read the newspaper over tea. However, before he could sit still, there was another knock on the office door...... A young boy and girl walked in, blushing all over the face, and the girl hid behind the boy, instinctively pulling at his sleeve, not daring to show her face. And although the boy walked in front, he was actually scared to death, but he was not timid in front of the girl, and he stood in front of her, and his calves couldn't stop shaking.

When they saw Nobita's appearance about the same age as them, they seemed to relax a little.

"Well, Nobi-sensei, we heard that there is a new counseling room on this floor...... So I want to come...... We have questions to ask. The boy stumbled, "Can you please not tell the teacher what we said...... And of course, don't tell your parents. Nobi-sensei, can you keep it a secret for us? ”

Nobita was a little surprised, and said that although it was unintentional for him to choose to use a psychology teacher to cover his identity, he looked at it this way...... Today's high school students really need psychotherapy, and someone came to the door less than an hour after they settled here, which is enough to see how much unhappiness they have in their hearts. Of course, Nobita doesn't think that these children can really have much negative energy in their stomachs, after all, no matter how much they have, they can't be more than themselves...... I think back to when I was in elementary school, I was beaten every day, bitten by dogs, hit by cars, hit on the head by a baseball flying from an unknown corner, reprimanded by the teacher with a zero score in the test, scolded by my mother inexplicably at home, and bullied by my only few friends for three days......

Now that I think about it, I was able to survive those days all thanks to Doraemon.

"Of course, classmate, keeping client confidentiality is an important principle of our psychological counseling." Nobita smiled on his face, "What is it?" ”

“…… Me, me and Mio...... Last night...... That one...... On home plate. ”

“……”

Hearing this rather euphemistic statement, Nobita's face stiffened, and his expression froze on his face.

"Nobi-sensei!" When the boy saw his expression, he panicked, and his heart was about to jump out, "We, I...... You won't be arrested, will you? ”

"You calm down first." Nobita held his forehead, sighed helplessly, and looked at the pair of golden boys and girls in front of him with extremely complicated eyes, "As long as you don't break the law, no one will come to arrest you." But the teacher will advise you, some things must be done gradually, and now that your body and mind are not fully mature, it is too early to do this kind of thing, and it is normal to feel guilty......"

It's good to say that it took a morning to send away this fairy couple, and Nobita himself was tired. The progress of these two little ghosts is obviously ahead of them, and they have to enlighten them themselves...... So who should enlighten themselves?

Little did he know that his nightmare was far from over.

I don't know if this little couple publicized their own affairs, but that afternoon, there was an endless stream of people who came for psychological counseling, and they almost broke the office door. In the face of so many "lost lambs", Nobita was so shocked that his eyes were about to pop out, but thinking about it, he also chose this path, so he could only go up and receive them one by one...... I thought that being a psychological counselor would be a little more leisurely, but at the end of the day, I moved more than the teacher.

What do you call it?

……

At the end of the day, Nobita collapsed on the chair tiredly, secretly muttering to himself that it must be a newcomer, everyone looks at the novelty, and there will definitely not be so many people tomorrow. His own reputation among students has also been upgraded from a "confidant brother" at the beginning to a super god stick who "knows astronomy, geography, and personnel for 500 years", and the praise spreads among students at a speed that is visible to the naked eye.

"Bang bang bang", three short and powerful knocks on the door.

"Again??" Da Ambition glanced at the clock and calculated the time, Shidao They were almost out of class, and they should prepare a little, so he turned his head to the door and said, "Students, the time is almost up, today is the last one, the rest of the students, let's see you tomorrow!" ”

He didn't know how many people were outside the door...... Anyway, let them decide for themselves who they want to let in.

After a few moments, the commotion of the door gradually quieted down, and the door was pushed open by a young girl with black hair and eyes as bright as rubies. Her long bangs fell like a waterfall and were placed on her shoulders, covering most of her face. His waist was so slender that he could break it with a little force, and he wore a black uniform, and his exposed skin was as smooth and white as a pearl.

"Good afternoon, teacher." The girl bowed slightly, her voice was as sweet and greasy as honey, and it contained magic in the secret, which was easy for people who were not strong enough to immerse themselves in it, "I also want to come to do life talks." ”