Lu Tianyi looked at his wife, when did this little fool become so skinny, and glanced at Guo Yunxiao with cold eyes: "Weak chicken, who wants you to go?"

Guo Yunxiao: "Second Brother Guan, can you speak more civilly?"

Chen Yuxin walked down from the car, just now she had been watching Brother Yunxiao fight the two scraps in the car, he was also very tired, now Lu Tianyi scolded him like this, she was a little unhappy, and immediately said to Lu Tianyi: "Big male dog, you shut up for me, your wife was caught, others are kind enough to help you, you are embarrassed to scold others for being weak." ”

Not to be outdone, Lu Tianyi said: "What is it that is not a weak chicken?" If I was beaten to the point that I had no ability to fight back, if I hit these two scraps down in three or two. ”

Chen Yuxin yelled at him angrily: "Lu Tianyi, if you say Brother Yunxiao again, I will favor you, and if you ask you to buy a bag of salt, you will throw away nonsense." ”

Lu Tian was stunned, and immediately said: "Wife, if I don't buy salt, it doesn't mean that I don't have salt." ”

Chen Yuxin: "......"

"Before I thought about picking you up just now, I had already bought the evening's dishes, and by the way, I bought a packet of salt."

Guan Zhisheng in the distance, looking at Lu Tianyi, is this still the Lu Tianyi I know? Chen Yuxin said loudly, he was also afraid. Is it true that men are like this when they get married?

Chen Yuxin walked over and hugged Lu Tianyi's waist and smiled happily, "Big male dog, you are really a roundworm in my stomach, I think you know everything, I love you to death." ”

Then, Chen Yuxin picked up the big knife she had just thrown from a distance.

walked up to Erdan, kicked him, lifted the knife and shook it in front of him a few times, and asked, "Erdan, do you want to help you cut a knife or choose you to cut someone else." ”

Erdan watched Chen Yuxin come over with a big knife, his heart was already trembling, and he said with trembling lips: "Woman, the knife has no eyes, put him down quickly." ”

Chen Yuxin held the knife, the tip of the knife pointed to his eyes, and then said with an innocent smile on his face: "My hands often tremble, and I can't grasp this knife when I tremble." ”

The second egg lying on the floor was frightened, as soon as Chen Yuxin let go, the tip of the knife was inserted into his left eye accurately, and he trembled and said: "Woman, the little one who has eyes and doesn't recognize Taishan, I was offended just now, may I ask the woman if there is anything I need my help with, as long as I can do it, I will go all out." ”

Chen Yuxin: "You don't have to go all out, it's a small thing." ”

Erdan's heart trembled: Take a knife to me, it's a trivial matter.

Chen Yuxin: "You take a knife, go to their thighs and cut them, and then add some salt to their legs." ”

After listening to this, Erdan closed his eyes: "Woman, you just put down the knife and kill me." I can't do anything like that. ”

Guo Yunxiao walked over and stepped on the second egg with his foot: "Righteousness!" ”

Reaching out and taking the knife in Chen Yuxin's hand, "I'll do such an exciting thing." ”

Guo Yunxiao held a knife to Erdan's thigh, and slashed directly through his pants with a "swish", and Erdan screamed like a pig, "It hurts me to death." ”

Guo Yunxiao looked at Lu Tianyi, who was standing next to the car, and said, "Second Brother Guan, your wife's wish to help you and your gang sprinkle salt on their thighs, do you want me to help her realize it." ”

Lu Tianyi, who was standing next to the car, felt that this behavior was too childish, and he didn't want to join, but when he heard Guo Yunxiao say that this was his wife's wish, he didn't say a word, took out a bag of salt from the shopping bag in the trunk of the car, came to Erdan's side, and fell down directly.