Chapter 208 is so difficult to communicate
"Hey, don't be afraid, we're good people." Mo Yan saw him screaming, and there was panic and surprise in his eyes.
"Good guys? Are you good people? The Taoist priest walked over with a wooden sword very vigilantly.
The way he holds the wooden sword is very funny, this wooden sword is useful against ghosts, but it seems useless against people.
But he pointed his wooden sword at them, and when they made any bad move, he would really stab them with a sword!
Ling Tian held her tightly behind him, while the Taoist priest stared at him incredulously with a pair of big eyes.
"Who are you?" The Taoist priest looked at them for several minutes before finally speaking.
"Hello, my name is Mo Yan, you can call me Xiao Yan, or you can call me Yan Yan."
"And who is he?" The Taoist priest pointed at Ling Tian with a wooden sword.
"He is my husband, his name is Ling Tian."
"Husband?"
"It's the husband, what the husband means!"
"He's obviously a little dragon, and you're a human being, how can you do the gift of husband and wife?"
"Cut, corny."
Mo Yan stood up and smiled disdainfully: "The people standing in front of you are obviously two people, since they are people, why can't they be husband and wife?" ”
"This ......" the Taoist priest put away his sword and tickled his back with a wooden sword.
"Where did you come from? Haven't you taken a shower in 10 years? There's a river over there, don't you see? ”
"The water of the river is for food, how can it be used for bathing?"
"Pedantic, this river water is flowing, used for bathing, and you can also drink it!"
"Uh......"
"Don't you take a bath when you have bed bugs on your body, and when the bed bugs suck your blood dry one by one, and finally you are left with skin and bones?"
"Ah......h
The Taoist priest jumped up in fright when he heard her words: "I'm going to take a bath, I have bed bugs on my body, bed bugs are sucking my blood, no wonder I feel blood deficiency, often dizzy, it's over." ”
"Haha......" Mo Yan watched him run frantically into the river, undressing and bathing until the whole person disappeared into the river.
It's over, this madman won't drown in the river, will he? She took Ling Tian's hand and shook it.
"I'll go over and take a look, you stay here and don't move!" After he finished speaking, he turned and went to the river.
"Boom......" The Taoist priest jumped out of the water, shook his hair, and drank a handful of water in both hands.
"Stinky Taoist, the clothes have drifted away." Mo Yan saw his clothes fluttering down, and he was still drinking water shirtless.
How thirsty must he be? It's a strange person to be like a buffalo and drink so much that you don't look up.
"Oops, my clothes." The Taoist priest looked back, and the clothes were drifting away, and he hurried to chase them.
"Haha......" The Taoist priest was like a toad in the river, so he didn't look funny, which made Mo Yan laugh for a while.
Ling Tian kept looking at that Taoist priest, although his behavior was a little crazy, seeing that he was agile, he was by no means an ordinary person.
He didn't want to cause any trouble, so he pulled Mo Yan to turn around and go back, this Penglai Immortal Island is said to be a place for cultivating immortals, and it is not surprising that one or two strange people appeared.
"Hey, wait for me, where are you going?" The Taoist priest had already put on his clothes and went ashore.
"Hey, his clothes were still in the river just now, and this will be dry?" Mo Yan looked at his washed face.
He looked to be less than forty years old, with swarthy skin and a goatee on a thin and pointed chin.
The eyes under the thick eyebrows are exceptionally clear, the temples are prominent, and if you look closely, it seems that the veins are beating.
"It's not easy for him to appear here alone!" Ling Tian saw him walk over quickly.
"Why isn't it easy?" After Mo Yan finished speaking, he looked back and saw that the Taoist priest was already standing in front of them.
"Hehe......" The Taoist priest smiled, revealing his white teeth.
"Stinky Daoist, why are you here? How did you get here? ”
"I don't stink, I just took a shower." After the Taoist priest finished speaking, he sniffed himself.
"Don't ask, he should have gone crazy when he was practicing." Ling Tian pulled her to turn around and leave.
"By the way, your name is Mo Yan, right?" The Taoist priest followed them and asked.
"yes, what's your name?" Mo Yan looked at him curiously.
"My name is ...... What's my name? The Taoist priest tugged at his goatee, tilted his head and thought about it for a while, but he couldn't remember.
"Your name is Stinky Daoist." She said this on purpose.
"The shower I just took doesn't stink, it really doesn't stink." The Taoist priest corrected it in a serious way.
"Anyway, you don't have a name, so let's call it Stinky Daoist for the time being!"
"But that's a bad name!"
"So, you come up with a good name for yourself?"
"I don't know!"
Ling Tian crossed the river with Mo Yan on his back, and they still had to go to see their grandfather in the afternoon!
"Hey, why do you want to cross the river?" The Taoist priest saw that they were about to cross the river and stomped his feet, and with a breath, he floated directly from the river to the opposite side.
"Wow!" Mo Yan was stunned when he saw him floating from behind them to the opposite bank.
Ling Tian didn't lose to him, and soon arrived on the other side, but he looked this Taoist priest up and down, and could only say that he was a human being.
If it is a demon, he will have a demonic aura on his body, and with such a sun, it is impossible for a demon to appear.
"Stinky Taoist, what a great ability, teach me quickly, how did you do it?"
"Soaring clouds and fog, flying things, water and fire are not immersed." The Taoist priest used the wooden sword in his hand to pull a few tricks, and finally pointed straight to the sky.
"Awesome ......"
Mo Yan jumped down from Ling Tian's back and followed him in a frenzy: "Are you an immortal cultivator or a cultivator?" ”
"......" The Taoist priest thought for a moment and asked, "Is there a difference?" ”
"Uh......"
It's so hard to communicate!
If she could learn something, she could go sideways when she got back.
If Ling Tian knew what she was thinking now, his lungs would have exploded.
His Nedan was still in her Hugh, and if she had digested it earlier, she could have walked sideways by now.
"Stinky Daoist, show me your wooden sword?" Mo Yan reached out to take it, but he didn't expect him to dodge: "Hey, what are you doing so stingy?" ”
"Don't touch my sword, woman." The Taoist priest tucked the wooden sword into his sleeve.
"Cut, I have a sword that sharpens iron like clay, and it's really not rare for you to have this wooden sword." In ancient times, men were taboo for women to touch his things.
This freak can't be from any plane, right? Listening to him speak, he is all old-fashioned and old-fashioned.
"Really?" The Taoist priest had a great interest in swords, especially the swords she mentioned.
"Of course." This time, it was the turn of the Taoist priest to chase after her.
"Quick, show it to me."
"No, unless you exchange the wooden sword with me."
A wooden sword for a sword? Isn't she crazy too?
Ling Tian thought so in his heart, but seeing that she was having fun, he didn't bother to speak.
When you are pregnant, your mood is very important, and the baby you give birth to will be healthy.
"Husband, bring the sword." Mo Yan stretched out his hand in front of him, with a mysterious look, which successfully aroused the curiosity of the Taoist priest.
"You're a loser-money dealer." He took out a long sword, which he gave to Wang Yishen, but he wanted to use it for the past two days.