Volume 1: The New World and the Discovery of Manuscripts Volume 134: Poems on the Wall
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Nikita Modric's words resonated widely with the planets, and everyone expressed their dissatisfaction with the fact that the earth often claims to be the leader of the human world, and that the long arms of other planets govern and create trade barriers.
Wang Qianyuan proudly pointed to the TV screen and said to Jeff: "Look, I just said that the earth can't control the affairs of other planets, right?"
Jeff raised his glass and smiled, "I hope so." β
The situation on Earth took a turn for the worse after the UN General Assembly, when Nikita Modric was assassinated while posing for a photo with the leaders of other planets. His assassin identified himself as Zhang Xihai, who sharpened several pieces of iron meteorites into the shape of bullets and fired 30 shots at Nikita Modric with an ancient 2010 pistol. Because the gun was too old, lacked maintenance and proofreading, and Zhang Xihai's own marksmanship was not very good, all the bullets were empty.
Zhang Xihai was arrested at the first time, this is just a neurotic who loves the earth extremely. Such neurosis could have happened everywhere, but in the name of protecting important guests, the Earth side sent all the dignitaries from various planets who came to the conference into a "safe house", that is, under house arrest. You have to wonder if the earth side has been premeditated, so there is such a Hongmen banquet.
Wang Qianyuan saw that the earth was starting to play yin, and realized that maybe things were not going well. Hurry up and make a quantum call to Liu Qilin, who is cloning the dragon in the White Bear Star, and ask him to transfer the dragon egg, but unfortunately it is too late. Liu Qilin said that in the morning, a few uniformed people came and transported all the company's eggs in the name of food safety quarantine, and only gave receipts. It seems that the Earth side has been prepared for a long time, if it is not investigated in advance, how would it know that it is a dragon egg on the White Bear Star?
Wang Qianyuan asked: "When they say luck, you will let you do it?" won't you refuse?"
Liu Qilin said: "I refused, but I couldn't, because they forcibly took the eggs away, and I have already called Tian Lei and asked him to help with the lawsuit." β
After hanging up Liu Qilin's phone, Wang Qianyuan hurriedly called Ling Hufeng and asked him to be optimistic about the dragon meat in the lunar warehouse.
Ling Hu Feng's calm voice came from the phone: "Boss, I'm watching, but now dozens of policemen are here to seize our meat, do you say we are doing it with them or what?"
Wang Qianyuan was anxious and said, "Don't do it first, wait for me to come." β
When Wang Qianyuan arrived from Saturn to Xingtu Travel Agency, he saw Ling Hufeng with a group of robot security guards surrounding a group of earth policemen, holding a nunchucks in his hand and waving them there. Ling Fox Feng's robot security guard was customized by him from a robot security company, and was made in the shape of the T1000 liquid metal robot in "Terminator 2", which looked very cold.
Wang Qianyuan patted Ling Hufeng on the shoulder and said, "Good job, charge, I really didn't hire you in vain, thank you for your contribution to the company." β
Linghu Feng smiled and said, "Boss, you can just call me Xiao Linghu or Xiao Feng." β
Wang Qianyuan said: "Okay, let's talk about this later." Let's see who the guests are? Yo, isn't this the big New York hero, Sheriff Hank? What kind of wind is blowing you?"
It turned out that the one who came to Xingtu Travel Agency to seize this time was Sergeant Hank, the New York police officer who came to Xingtu Travel Agency last time to arrest Wang Yiqiu. Hank said in his characteristic cold voice without a trace of emotion: "Boss Wang, I must remind you that you are now suspected of illegally possessing weapons of mass destruction, illegally buying and selling rare wild animals, and also suspected of assaulting the police. β
Wang Qianyuan said: "I don't know what weapons of mass destruction you are talking about, but what evidence do you have that I possess weapons of mass destruction, and is your evidence detergent? In addition, I have not bought or sold any rare wild animals as stipulated by law." As for attacking the police, what I want to say is that first of all, this is the enterprise of the Rose Star, and this is the legal private place of the citizens of the Rose Star on the moon, and it is not appropriate for you to use the laws of the earth to govern a citizen of the Rose Star? If you trespass on my territory according to the law of non-concession of the earth, I have the right to kill you on the spot. β
As soon as the words fell, the T1000 under Ling Fox Feng raised the gun in his hand and aimed at Hank. The sound of the reloading of the brush even made Fox Feng himself startled. Hank, who was snatched above his head, said contemptuously, "Go ahead. Do what youβre gona to do.β (Do it, do what you want)
Wang Qianyuan just didn't want these policemen to forcibly confiscate his property, and he didn't intend to cause any death, so he waved his hand and asked the robot to put the gun down. Said to Hank: "Sheriff Hank, I want you to understand that today's actions are only in self-defense. I am a law-abiding citizen, and if you can show the relevant legal documents of the Rose Star, I will definitely cooperate with you in law enforcement. Now, please go back to Earth. β
Hank knew that it would be impossible for Star Traveler to get the stored interstellar dragon epithelial cells, that is, dragon meat, to be released under such circumstances, so he had to lead the team back to Earth. Before leaving, he said to Wang Qianyuan: "Boss Wang, I think you just need to do your tourism business well, and don't try to control the power you can't control." β
Wang Qianyuan said: "Thank you for your suggestion, but I think I can control this power." I also advise you not to accept tasks that you cannot accomplish, otherwise you will only bring shame on yourself. You can just hang out in New York, is the moon where you should be?"
Amid a burst of laughter, Sheriff Hank and his colleagues leave the Star Journey, looking like a pack of runaway dogs, despite Sheriff Hank holding his head as high as he can.
Looking at the lonely back of the policeman, Wang Qianyuan patted Ling Hufeng's shoulder: "The young man is good and has a future." β
Ling Hu Feng smiled: "Intercepting the police is my job as a security guard. β
Wang Qianyuan grew up on the earth, and knew that the earth police were not so easy to give up, so he thought about it and called all the employees over. said that the dragon meat business is estimated to be impossible to do recently, so let everyone scatter and hide the more than 200 pieces of interstellar dragon epithelial cells stored in the canteen, that is, the ingredients of the dragon meat soup, and it is best to hide them on a planet that does not have an extradition treaty with the earth, the farther away the better. He also asked Tian Lei to go to Baixiongxing to discuss with Liu Qilin to see if he could get the confiscated 20 dragon eggs back through legal channels. After doing all this, he turned a few pages of "Water Margin" with peace of mind and fell asleep.
Wang Qianyuan was awakened by a violent shaking, and when he opened his eyes, it seemed like the end of the world: everything in his field of vision was shaking, as if a motor had been installed. The water cup on the coffee table shook up and down, fell to the ground with a snap and shattered, reached out to get the mobile phone, the mobile phone was thrown so loudly that it was invisible, the chandelier on the ceiling was thrown left and right, and finally it was thrown out of the window. In addition to the sound of glass breaking, the sound of rumbling is heard, as if the neighbors on the left and right are driving a high-power electric drill to decorate together.
"It's not good, there's an earthquake on the moon!" Wang Qianyuan's first reaction was to turn over and get out of bed and run out, and as soon as he sat up, he was pressed on the bed by a pair of big hands before he could put on his shoes. Immediately after that, he tore a piece of tape with both hands to gag his mouth, and then he felt a black pocket on his head, and his hands were tied behind his back, and he was carried out of the room.
Wang Qianyuan has been silently thinking, what the hell is going on? Is it the earthquake rescue team that came to rescue him? Probably not, there is no need for the earthquake rescue team to tie themselves up. Then it was kidnapped, but why didn't the security captain Ling Hu Chong react? Seeing that this group of people is skillful, it should not be the first time they have done this kind of thing. If they don't keep their mouths shut, they may say that all the money will be given to you, and they will just let the people go.
Just thinking about it, the pocket on his head was taken off, and when he looked at it, it turned out to be Sheriff Hank, an old acquaintance. Hank transferred 10 excavators, all of which were equipped with high-power superconducting magnets, and sucked wildly at the Guanghan Hotel. All the metal things in the hotel are flying out vigorously, there are baroque-style table lamps, Zhangqiu iron pots that I worked hard to find, a complete set of top WMF Western food knives and forks, equipment and computers in the fitness game hall, and of course, there are also 15 T1000 liquid metal people that Linghu Chongfeng just bought.
Hank winked at Wang Qianyuan, shook a search warrant from the United Nations court in front of Wang Qianyuan's eyes, and said, "You really should have shot me yesterday, and it was because you didn't shoot yesterday that I still have to come to carry out my mission today." β
Wang Qianyuan was detained in the Earth Detention Center on charges of illegal possession of weapons and smuggling and selling dangerous goods. Wang Qianyuan, who changed into prison clothes, sang silently and cried behind bars while waiting for Tian Lei to bail him out. He knew the shamelessness of the earth, but he didn't expect the shamelessness to be so much, thinking about it, he somehow suddenly remembered the "Water Margin" he read last night, and his heart was suddenly occupied by a huge anger, so he bit his finger and inscribed a poem on the wall: "Wait until September 8 in autumn, and I will kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom." The fragrance of the sky penetrates Chang'an, and the city is full of golden armor. After thinking about it, he asked a few more questions: "I have studied history since I was a child, and I have the power to plan when I grow up." Just like a tiger lying on a barren hill, lurking minions to endure. Unfortunately, the cheeks of the stabbing are worthy of being in Jiangzhou. If he has revenge, blood stains the mouth of the Xunyang River. The heart is in Shandong, the body is in Wu, and the river and the sea are screaming. If he succeeds in Ling Yunzhi, he dares to laugh at Huang Chao's husband!"
Wang Qianyuan wrote these two "anti-poems" with the title of Huang Chao and Song Jiang, and he laughed with joy when he saw it, feeling that he wrote it well, and the words were not as ugly as he imagined. Seeing that the blood stains on his hands had not dried, he rubbed the blood and wrote a famous sentence from Chen Sheng and Wu during the uprising in Guangze Township: "If you die today, you will die if you make a big plan, and when you die, what will you do if you die?"
Wang Qianyuan, a small self-employed entrepreneur who studied traditional medicine since he was a child, sold health care products and opened a travel agency for a living when he grew up, had the idea of "rebellion" on the first day he was taken to the detention center by Hank, a New York police officer.
However, the Earth side didn't care if Wang Qianyuan rebelled or not, because they had stronger opponents to face. Since Nikita Modric's assassination by Zhang Xihai, the UN's "protective" house arrest of dignitaries on various planets has turned from a political crisis to a military one. The other seven planets of the solar system temporarily set up an organization called the Seven Star Alliance, and gathered more than 50 battleships, 200 frigates, and more than 300 exploration planes to form an interstellar fleet, which sailed to the earth under the banner of "protecting the safety of political leaders on all planets." "It's funny to say that the reason why the United Nations put the planetary dignitaries under house arrest was also to protect their safety.
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Wang Xika laughed in this chapter, he has also imprisoned many prisoners of war, there are craftsmen and werewolves, I wonder if any of them have written poems on the wall?