Chapter 18: Sneak Attack
In the early morning, when I opened my eyes, it was already cloudy. Stretch hard, lie there for two minutes, and then start getting up!
Brush your teeth, wash your face and fix your hair, pull up Mengfan and rush to the dormitory next door! A set of processes is so streamlined. Because, this is a "must-have" every morning! ”
"Little Yoko! Still doing Tai Chi in your dreams? The sun is all in the ass! Meng Fan's hearty laughter echoed throughout the dormitory.
"Well, you guys, get up—well—early!" Bingyang's voice came intermittently.
With a "bang", Meng Fan lifted the quilt, and Bingyang's little pink shorts suddenly came into view.
"Hahahahaha! Everybody's going to get up and see what this thing is! Mengfan's burst of laughter rang out in the dormitory.
"Huh?" Everyone opened their eyes in a daze, and when they saw the little ice pink shorts, the atmosphere suddenly froze.
"Hahahaha!" The deafening laughter resounded in the sky, and everyone came to the spirit one by one, and Bingyang only drilled into the quilt after the lights went out last night, so everyone didn't know. Now when I see Bingyang's little pink shorts, I can't help it.
"Ah!! I'm fighting with you! At this moment, Bingyang can't take care of sleeping anymore. didn't wear any clothes, and rushed to Mengfan when he got out of bed.
"Ah!! Someone is going to "deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors", help! Meng Fan was clever and hurriedly rushed in the direction of the girls' dormitory!
At this moment, Bingyang was furious, and he had completely lost his mind! If you don't pull off Mengfan's skin, how can you give up?
As a result, Bingyang became famous in the whole school......
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"Eh, have you heard, someone ran naked at school this morning!" A girl with a small red mole on the corner of her mouth said to her friend next to her.
"Huh? Who? So crazy? The girl next to her was surprised.
"Well, it's said to be the 61st class! Class 61 is really "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"! There are all kinds of people! The girl with a red mole at the corner of her mouth sighed!
"That's right, the June 1st class has been in the limelight for a while! It is said that the headmaster is paying special attention to them! The girl next to her said.
"Class 61, what a magical class!" ……
The conversations that can be seen everywhere on campus revolve around this topic, because everyone is usually studying hard and life is as calm as water! Finally, there is a hot gossip, and it will only look strange if it is not popular for a while!
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The atmosphere in today's class is particularly weird, and early in the morning, Mengfan and Bingyang lay on the table, bowing their heads and not saying anything, which is very different from the style of the usual two people.
"Someone ran naked at school today?" Eiko whispered to me from her seat.
"Well, the protagonists of this streaking are Bingyang and Mengfan." I whispered to Eiko.
Eiko's expression was a little surprised, she usually came to the class early, so she didn't know what was going on. But, the girls in their dormitory know it. Meng Fan almost ran to the girls' dormitory, but Xing Yao, who was about to go to dinner outside the door, stopped him. At that time, Xing Yao's expression was very exciting.
Later, Mengfan suffered a few critical hits before Bingyang lost his breath. But by the time Bingyang came back to his senses, there was already a circle of melon-eating people around him. They all looked at Meng Fan and Bingyang in surprise, and then an earth-shattering burst of laughter resounded throughout the campus.
It is said that Mr. Wang was shocked......
Ding Ding Dong Ding ~~ The pleasant class bell rang, and Mr. Zhao pushed open the door vigorously holding the English book.
“Good morning, everyone!” Teacher Zhao shouted to everyone.
“Good morning, teacher !” The students also shouted in unison.
Greeting in English in English class is a rule set by Mr. Zhao. And the somewhat frozen atmosphere in the class also became quiet because of the arrival of Teacher Zhao. Just kidding, the students in Mr. Zhao's class don't dare to be presumptuous! Mengfan and Bingyang, who were lying on the table, also raised their heads when Teacher Zhao pushed the door open, but the faces of the two of them were still terrifyingly red.
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At the end of the second period, the school radio sounded a pleasant singing. Teacher Wang waved his hand to everyone: "Everyone has gathered on the playground, and we will do eye exercises and radio gymnastics every day at this time in the future!" ”
The students rushed out of the class quickly, lined up at the door and followed Mr. Wang towards the playground.
When our class arrived at the playground, it was already full of people, and the two of them were about a meter apart, because broadcast gymnastics needs a place to perform.
When we came to the exclusive place of our class, everyone was lined up one by one according to their height.
After everyone stood up, they suddenly looked at Bingyang again, and the classmates in the class were fine, but they didn't talk much about Bingyang. And the students in other classes will not take care of it so much, they are all beginning to talk to each other, and the discussion is in full swing! It's all about Bingyang's "great achievements".
"Eh, look, isn't that skinny little handsome guy the classmate who ran naked in school today?"
"Where, where? Why didn't I see it? ”
"Look, it's in the 61st class, in the middle of the fourth row!"
"Wow, I finally met the real person, you see, he is still quite handsome!"
"Well, I think the boy next to him is handsome!"
"Yes, yes! The boy next to him is super handsome! ”
"Mmmm, that little fat man looks okay too! Why is the appearance of the 61 class so high? Envy! ”
"Yes, I really want to go to the 61 class, I'll tell my dad tomorrow and let him communicate with the teacher!"
"Are you serious? No, I'll tell my dad when I get home. ”
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Because of the matter of Bingyang, our class is on the cusp again. For a time, the brilliance of the 61 class was sprinkled throughout the school!
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Ding Ding Dong Ding ~ The melodious bell of the end of class echoed throughout the school, and the afternoon class was over. Accompanied by the teacher's voice "Let's get out of school!" "It sounded, and everyone rushed out of the classroom like the wind!
Picked up the big bowl that my mother bought for me and came to Mengfan and Bingyang, pulled them up and walked to the cafeteria. The atmosphere between the two of them today is a bit weird, they haven't spoken all day, and it seems that they haven't woken up from the shock of being a celebrity!
"Okay, what are you afraid of, isn't it just a little clown, don't worry, I'll accompany you two!" I said to Meng Fan and Bingyang.
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Neither of them spoke, just lowered their heads and walked forward slowly, shaking their heads helplessly. The three of us walked side by side and slowly made our way in the direction of the cafeteria.
Suddenly, a dull explosion sounded. I was hit the back.
In an instant, cold sweat flowed, and I slowly lay on the ground and couldn't move, feeling that all my internal organs were displaced. My back was numb in pain.
"Huh? Stop! Bingyang burst into a shout, and the whole person rushed out like a mad cheetah.
Meng Fan was also a clever man, and his right foot stepped heavily on the ground, making a deafening sound, and rushed out like a gust of wind. I had never seen him so fierce when I was "hunted down" by Bingyang before.
There was a sound of "bang", Bingyang knocked the person into his arms, and random Mengfan also jumped up and pounced. In an instant, the three of them scuffled together.
I got up slowly, and slowly rushed forward, it was Wu Pu who gave me a critical blow, maybe I couldn't swallow that breath, he finally broke out today.
When I came to the front, the three of them were lying on the ground, Bingyang was holding Wu Pu's head, and Mengfan was holding Wu Pu's legs, and for a while, the three of them froze there.
"Xiaofei, hurry up! Give him a few crits! Bingyang and Mengfan roared in unison.
Nodding slowly, I went up to two critical hit points, and then the rain hit the pipa-like critical hit from the sky!
If people don't offend me, I won't offend people, you Wupu can give me a critical blow when I'm defenseless, of course I can't show mercy!
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In the end, this matter did not reach Mr. Wang's ears, because we had already taught him a lesson.
I also expected Bingyang and Mengfan's actions, after all, we grew up together, and I know very well what their personalities are! Don't look at them as usually! But, when it comes to business, it's not sloppy at all!