Niu Changgong grabbed the book and read it out loud.

The person who broke the topic at the beginning of this original article also said it smoothly, and Zhong Xiucai listened to it while comparing it with Wu Li's article, but this article was reading and reading, and it was a little wrong.

When Wu Li heard that it was really the same article, she patted Wei Ming's shoulder with a sigh of relief, Wei Ming stood still, but the corners of his mouth were hooked, and he listened carefully to Niu Changgong reading aloud.

When it comes to the transition between the two topics, this place is quite important, in the field of thought, it is easy to combine two unrelated articles on the topic, if it is in the details, like threading the needle, sewing together the original soil that Confucius hated and the Que Dang boy that Confucius thought was teachable, this would be difficult, and Niu Changgong was unaware of it, and directly read out the original text, "One cane and the original soil called, and then the cane and the original soil jumped, and three canes and the original soil died." The three souls are slim, the six souls are leisurely, and a gust of breeze turns into a boy of the Que Party! [1]”

Yuan Yang was beaten to death by Confucius's three rods, and his soul crossed and became a boy of the Que Party?!

What the heck?!

What is this called a clever combination?! It's a combination of ghosts and gods!

The door of Hao's bookstore was silent at first, and then burst into laughter, shaking the new leaves on the elm tree in front of the door.

Wu Li lay on Wei Ming's shoulder and laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, "Yes, yes, that's it!" If Confucius and his old man knew that if he had beaten the original soil and turned it into three rods and killed the original soil, he would probably be so angry that he would have ...... it."

The disrespectful words were almost bald, but Wei Ming slapped him back.

The Xiucai on the side also laughed with tears and snot, "Zi Bu is silent, the strange power is confused, the Que Dang boy is actually the reincarnation of the original soil, this original soil is really old and immortal is a thief!" ”

Hao Xiu also heard it, and immediately asked, "I don't know which master of the script compiled it?" Exclusively for everyone's fun? ”

Feng Qichun bit his lip and took two steps back, staying away from Niu Changgong, and Niu Changgong was really dumbfounded, how could this article be written like this? Isn't this nonsense?! Who wrote it?!

I don't know who wrote it, this question came from the first two township examinations in Jiangxi, and this book was produced by Nanzhili, anyway, it won't be made by people from the north.

Niu Changgong never thought that there would be such a big joke, if the article was mediocre, he could still argue two sentences, now in this situation, how can he have the face to say another word? !

To make such an article, shame on the reader!

At this time, the little brother who sold fried bamboo worms coughed vigorously, and everyone was reminded by him, and all their eyes were focused on Niu Changgong's face.

Wei Ming also looked over, and then followed Niu Changgong's trembling gaze to the basket of fat and tender bamboo insects.

The bamboo insects are still wriggling, and between the friction of a basket full of bamboo insects, you can imagine how many fleshy internal organs there must be under their white and tender skin......

Wei Ming couldn't stand it anymore, but Zhong Xiucai was playful, "The bamboo worm is actually not bad, but we have only eaten fried ones, not raw ones, this cow sheng, try it for us?" ”

Under Niu Changgong's concealment, the Xiucai didn't know that he was Niu Zhixian's nephew, let alone that he was an impostor at all, and they all thought that Xiucai had returned from other places, and shouted at the moment, "Eat bamboo worms!" Eat bamboo bugs! Eat bamboo bugs! ”

Niu Changgong is going crazy, how could he suddenly bet on eating bugs?! He didn't dare to eat it when it was fried, let alone eat it raw?!

Oh my God, he has to die in this Shandong realm!

Niu Changgong instinctively resisted and shook his head, who knew that he was even happier when he saw him like this, Feng Qichun had already run to the corner, and the talents stepped forward to pull Niu Changgong, "Niu Sheng hasn't been back to Shandong for many years!" The bamboo insects in my hometown are the most delicious! ”

As he spoke, three or five people pulled Niu Changgong's arm, and another three or five people pushed Niu Changgong's back.

"Eat bamboo worms! Eat bamboo bugs! Eat bamboo bugs! ”

Someone even brought the basket of baby bamboo insects to Niu Changgong's eyes.

Niu Changgong immediately imagined these bamboo insects, wriggling in his mouth and squeezing them into his throat, thinking of these bamboo insects spilling juice in his mouth and churning and writhing in his stomach......

Niu Changgong trembled, and shook off all the Xiucai, "Who wants to eat your Shandong worms!" ”

After shouting, he ran away without a trace.

Everyone burst into laughter, and some of them were frolicking, and they chased two steps behind, shouting that Niu Changgong was coming back to eat insects.

Wu Li had already laughed down, and laughed with Hao Xiu into a pair of brothers, and Wei Ming couldn't help laughing.

In the past, when I was taking the imperial examination, why didn't I find so many interesting things?

Waited until everyone smiled back and forth, and then they all talked about the cow Changgonglai, first saying that he looked down on the north from Jiangnan, and then said that he had studied in Jiangnan, and he didn't know how to learn literature, but there were a lot of postures, and finally there was a humane, "Who else said that who wants to eat our Shandong insects?" It's as if he's not from Shandong! It's all tried in the countryside at the foot of Grandma Taishan, who is not from Shandong? ”

It's not necessarily, but there are fake exams every time!

All Xiucai thought of this stubble, you look at me, I look at you, someone asked Wei Ming, "Wei Sheng, do you know where he is from?" ”

Wei Ming shook his head.

But there was a humane, "I looked at the direction he ran away just now, it seems to be a county ......."

County Ya, Niu Zhi County, Niu ......

Everyone thought about the appearance of Niu Changgong and looked at each other.

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Within two days, Niu Changgong's story was spread.

Gui Zhiyu personally went to the county office, and Niu Zhixian dropped the fishing rod and saw him seriously.

Gui Zhiyu directly said the words spread outside to Niu Zhixian, "The county student staff asked about this matter many times, but the lower officials did not respond positively, and now they have passed on the official to protect such words, and also asked the county to order the nephew to return to his hometown, thinking that the nephew has real talent and learning, and he can also take it in his hometown." ”

If you can get it in your hometown, why do you make a special trip here to impersonate your nationality?

But Gui Zhiyu has said everything about this, and Niu Zhixian has nothing to say.

After Niu Changgong made a fool of himself at the door of Hao's Bookstore, Niu Zhixian knew that something bad was going to happen, and ordered Hao's Bookstore not to sell new books in the near future, so as not to attract people to gather and spread it again and again.

But he could not stop his actions, and he could not stop talking about it, and this matter was stuffy for a few days, but it still spread.

Niu Zhixian blamed his nephew for being ignorant and causing him some trouble for no reason, but in the end it was his own nephew, but this Gui Zhiyu was also not sensible, so couldn't he restrain Xiucai from spreading it casually? What kind of evasion and response, wouldn't that make Xiucai even more suspicious?!

What a pedantic stinky teaching! Sure enough, you can only be the last official!

Niu Zhixian disliked Gui Zhiyu for not protecting him, but the matter had come to this point, and there was no way to do it, "Okay, the official knows!" ”

One sentence sent Gui Zhiyu away.

Niu Changgong couldn't stay any longer, he went to this impostor, Gui Zhiyu felt a lot lighter, as long as Feng Qichun didn't make trouble by himself, he didn't want to care, and even showed his attitude in Niu Zhi County, and advised him, if something went wrong, it would have nothing to do with him.

Gui Zhiyu was relaxed and went back to the county to study.

Here in Niuzhi County, it's not easy to do.

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*[1] From the Ming Dynasty Imperial Examination Illustrated Guide