Chapter Ninety-Six: Are You Going to Chop Your Hands?
Gu Xiaoleng looked at Le Bao in surprise, she had been under the guidance of these professor-level medical masters every day during this time, and some theoretical medical knowledge had been much deeper.
The point is that she never forgets it, which is too powerful.
"You're lying, aren't you? What are these methods? Nonsense: You also need a theoretical basis! She looked at Lebao and said.
"I'm not talking nonsense, my grandfather taught me."
Lebao retorted.
"Little bun, that ...... What if it's syncope caused by fright? What should I do? Professor Wang continued to ask.
"This is what I am best at, first of all, I will fix him! The general fright will wake up at this time, if you don't wake up, it may be that the fright is too severe, and the soul is out of the body, I will summon him a spirit! This one is simple...... All I need is three sticks of incense and a spiritualist charm. Lebao spoke of this in much more detail.
Gu Xiaoleng was almost sure that Lebao was talking nonsense, and it was all related to theology.
Professor Wang frowned slightly, this little boy always felt a little abnormal, but he couldn't say it.
"That's it, little bun, you wait here for a while, I'll go find a grandpa and talk to you, okay?" He said to the video.
Le Bao nodded indifferently, and Professor Wang got up and left the computer.
Gu Xiaoleng turned his head and saw Ma Qianli watching them from behind.
"Brother......" she shouted.
Le Bao obviously had some anger on Ma Qianli, and he blinked and didn't make a sound.
"Little bun, are you still used to living here?" He asked.
Le Bao nodded, the conditions here are hundreds of times better than those in his hometown.
Ma Qianli looked at Gu Xiaoleng.
"Have you signed up for school?"
Gu Xiaoleng shook his head.
Ma Qianli was stunned.
"Why didn't you sign up? How much did you score in the college entrance examination? He asked curiously.
"I scored more than 600 points......
Gu Xiaoleng took out several admission letters.
Ma Qianli took a look, almost all of them were famous medical schools.
"Why not?"
"Several professors told me not to go to school, saying that the school could no longer teach me, and that some theoretical foundations would allow me to read books by myself!" Gu Xiaoleng replied.
Ma Qianli was stunned.
"Is the professor of medicine in the video just now?"
Gu Xiaoleng nodded.
"Professor of Dingdu Medical University!"
Ma Qianli was startled.
He looked at Gu Xiaoleng, this little girl is too terrifying, right? How did this get in touch with such a national treasure professor?
Professor Wang is back, and he brings back an old man.
"It's this kid, he just said a few very strange names, Xingshen grass and cow dung grass, I feel that he may know some Chinese medicine theories!" Professor Wang said.
The old man sat down, and he looked at the bag.
"Kid, how did you know about something like Awakening Grass?" He asked.
Lebao looks a little impatient.
"Not only do I know the Awakening Grass, but I also know the Heavenly Green Flower, the Rejuvenation Essence, and the Horse Forestone ......," he gave several names.
Professor Wang didn't know either, but the old man next to him changed slightly.
"Kid...... Shall I ask you a question? The old man said into the video.
"Ask, for the sake of your eagerness to learn, I will meet your requirements today, but don't ask too much, I'm already annoyed!" Lebao said like an adult.
"Okay, let me ask you...... If a person's hand is broken, and you are the only one around, how do you treat it, or what do you want to do to make his severed hand not so painful! The old man asked.
He suspected that the child might have a certain foundation in traditional Chinese medicine, so he asked.
But a five-year-old child understands Chinese medicine? This is probably a myth, right?
"Just to keep his hands from hurting?" Lebao blinked.
"Yes, you can do whatever you want." The old man nodded.
"It's so simple, if you cut off all his arms, his hands won't hurt!" Lebao replied.
Ma Qianli almost squirted out a mouthful of saliva, this kid is quite weird?
Gu Xiaoleng couldn't bear to knock on Le Bao's head.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Why don't you just cut off your head without saying it? ”
"That's fine! It's a hundred. ”
Lebao nodded.
Gu Xiaoleng rolled his eyes.
"What's wrong? He only asked me how I could keep my hand from hurting, isn't that a question only a fool asks? My hands are broken, how can I not hurt them? I have a way to relieve it, but it doesn't hurt at all, and that's impossible! Lebao replied confidently.
Professor Wang on the other side looked at the old man beside him.
"Old Li Tou, you are considered a fool by a five-year-old child, what do you think?" Professor Wang asked with a reluctant smile.
"This ...... This kid is a little weird. Lao Li Tou was also a little embarrassed.
He felt that this child's mind was completely different from theirs!
"Then you can't say that! This is my teacher...... Do you understand respecting teachers? Gu Xiaoleng is still teaching Lebao a lesson.
Le Bao blinked, and he looked at the embarrassed old man in the video.
"Hmm...... Hello teacher. He shouted apologetically.
"It seems that you are so studious, teacher, so I'll tell you about it...... If a person's hand is broken, pain is inevitable in the absence of better treatment, but if he vigorously presses his hand Sanli acupoint, his pain will be greatly relieved, and it also has the effect of stopping bleeding! Lebao said slowly.
The old Li Tou in the video looked at Lebao in surprise.
"I'm really sure now that this kid definitely understands Chinese medicine, and not the average ......," he whispered.
"But if I want to really stop the bleeding, it's a bit troublesome, if I have a cotton coat on me, I'll take the cotton out of the cotton coat, burn it to ashes, and rub it on his severed hand with my boy urine mixture! If nothing else, the bleeding can be stopped! But it's summer, and there are no padded clothes...... It's more troublesome, but I have another way......"
Le Bao snapped his fingers and said word by word.
Gu Xiaoleng looked at Le Bao.
"Boy...... You're talking nonsense, aren't you? She snorted.
"I'm not talking nonsense...... My grandfather said that as a man, lying is the most shameful! Men should dare to do it! If you really don't believe me, I can help you get a kitchen knife, and you chopped off your own hand...... I'll stop the bleeding for you. Lebao said solemnly.
Gu Xiaoleng looked at Le Bao suspiciously.
"Go get it." She snorted.
Lebao turned and walked away......
Ma Qianli watched Le Bao leave, and he walked to Gu Xiaoleng's side.
"Teacher, let me introduce you to you, this is my brother Ma Qianli......" Gu Xiaoleng hurriedly said.
Unexpectedly, after she said this name, Professor Wang on the other side looked stunned.
"What did you say your brother's name was?" He asked.
"Ma Qianli!" Gu Xiaoleng replied.
Professor Wang looked at Ma Qianli carefully, and Ma Qianli had a strange smile on his face.
"Professor Wang, my sister will be handed over to you." He said.
Professor Wang blinked, vaguely shocked.
Le Bao came back, holding a kitchen knife in his hand, and he handed the kitchen knife to Gu Xiaoleng.
Gu Xiaoleng was stunned for a moment, turned her head strangely, and she saw Lebao holding a kitchen knife.
"What are you doing?" Gu Xiaoleng blinked.
"Aren't you going to chop your hands?" Lebao asked.
"Chopping hands? What hands do I chop? You're here to be funny with me, aren't you? Gu Xiaoleng glared.
"Don't you chop? If you don't chop it...... I can't prove that I can stop the pain and bleeding from you! Le Bao looked at Gu Xiaoleng seriously.
"You're a! Send the kitchen knife back and be careful that I beat you! Gu Xiaoleng said viciously.
Lebao puffed out his mouth, and went back with a kitchen knife.
The two professors on the other side were dumbfounded, this kid is too weird, right?
"It's time to eat!"
Zhou Xia's shout came from downstairs, and Ma Qianli signaled that he was going to eat.
"Goodbye, teacher, I'm going to eat." Gu Xiaoleng said hurriedly.
The video was quickly turned off.
"I'm going to Shanhai City...... I felt that little boy was very suitable to be my apprentice. Lao Li Tou said.
"You're crazy! What should you do if you leave the TCM department of the hospital? Professor Wang's eyes widened.
"That's none of my business! Goodbye......"
Lao Li Tou turned around and left.
Professor Wang was speechless, this old king has no wife and no children, he is really a master who can go wherever he wants!
At the dinner table, Ma Qianli took out the two bottles of wine.
"This kind of wine is called heavenly drunkenness! It is a rare treasure that everyone drinks a little bit of, and it is said that it ...... This wine has a miraculous effect when drunk! He said.