On the way back, Lao Wu called the tour guide he had made an appointment, and they wanted to travel as a tour group to hide people's eyes, but no one answered after calling three times.

He thought to himself: How to drop the chain at this time? If she doesn't come, where will she find someone reliable? Drive all the way in annoyance.

Finally, the call came, and the tour guide first said three times sorry: "There are indeed some things that can't go to work today, I'll introduce you to my colleague, he's fine."

Lao Wu suddenly became angry and said, "If you say something good, why don't you come if you can't say it?" I'll give you three times as much, and you must come, and you must not delay us. ”

The tour guide said angrily: "Angkor, I don't want to, but I really can't come."

Lao Wu said: "Why can't you come? What the hell is wrong with you! ”

The tour guide said, "It's really hard to say."

Lao Wu said: "It's hard to say? It's over with a bad sentence? You have to come over today! ”

The tour guide said: "My aunt is here, she has menstrual cramps, blood collapse, stomach pain, and weak legs when she walks, can I come?"

Lao Wu wanted to say: You don't count the days? You can't say it earlier, you should be a small mistake and a big person, do you understand? I endured the words and said, "I know, you can go and have a look."

When Lao Wu drove back, Yu Xiaolong and Li Bing had already changed their clothes, each wearing a yellow hat from a Xijing travel agency, Yu Xiaolong put a hat on Lao Wu's head, and said: "You play the role of a township entrepreneur, wear a suit, and you don't need to change your cloth shoes." Li Bing and I are the bosses and secretaries of the company. ”

Lao Wu said: "Which of you two is the boss and who is the secretary?" Is there a male secretary in this year? ”

Yu Xiaolong said: "Of course I am the boss, he is the secretary."

Li Bing came out with a backpack on his back and said, "I'm older than you, how can anyone be a secretary when I'm older?" You're pretty much the same as my bodyguard. ”

Lao Wu said: "Let's not talk about this first, it's a question of whether you can go now!" The tour guide can't come. ”

Yu Xiaolong said: "Then what should I do? Shall we go by ourselves? ”

Lao Wu said: "It's safer to follow the group." I'll get back in touch in a moment. ”

The cheongsam waitress beckoned them to the restaurant for dinner, she looked at Yu Xiaolong and said, "Do you want a tour guide?" Why don't I take you there? I've worked as a tour guide before. ”

Yu Xiaolong said, "You? Your tour guide is also so beautiful that it is easy to attract attention. "Look at Lao Wu as he spoke.

Lao Wu said: "You really worked as a tour guide?"

The waiter said, "It's a wild guide." But it's also a tour guide, Zhaoling has been to dozens of times, and it's very familiar. ”

Lao Wu couldn't say yes or no, he just said: "Her house is next to Zhaoling, which is true."

Professor Shao came out of the study with a book and said, "Just let Xiaoqing go, so far, she is the only one." It's all my own people, so it's more convenient to speak. ”

Xiaoqing said happily: "Then I'm going to change my clothes, remember, follow me, don't get lost."

Li Bing looked at Yu Xiaolong and said, "Is it beautiful in your heart?" If you want to laugh, you can laugh out, what are you holding back? ”

Yu Xiaolong said: "Whoever goes is not the same."

Li Bing said: "Your eyes almost got into the cheongsam, what are you pretending?"

Yu Xiaolong wanted to hit him with chopsticks, but Lao Wu stopped and said, "Go and do business today, be serious." Xiaolong, you play Li Bing's assistant, Xiaoxiang arrives after a while, let her play the secretary. Remember, today is just an investigation, and you must not make a show. ”

Yu Xiaolong said to Li Bing: "I have arranged all the beautiful secretaries for you, so you can enjoy it."

Li Bing said: "Enjoy the yarn, you be your assistant, you can carry this bag." As he spoke, he took off the bag, and Lao Wu said, "It's too conspicuous to carry such a big bag, so change the bag and carry it."

Xiaoqing has changed into sportswear, carrying a fried bun with spicy soup, one per person.

Lao Wu had already eaten at the morning market in Muslim Street, and went to the room to pack his bags. Yu Xiaolong vacated a chair and said to Xiaoqing, "You are now our team leader, sit down and eat together."

Xiaoqing said: "I lose weight, I don't eat."

Yu Xiaolong said: "Eat some, what if you are hungry?" Why don't I feed you?" I put a fried bun in water and wanted to send it to her mouth.

Xiaoqing lowered her head embarrassedly, Li Bing coughed twice, looked at a sign posted on the wall and read: "In public, please do not feed food."

Yu Xiaolong said: "Yes, please do not smoke! ”

Li Bing said: "I am addicted to smoking, and I am really a little uncomfortable." I have to go out and order one, by the way, your name is Xiaoqing, what is your full name? ”

Xiaoqing said, "The surname is Nie."

Li Bing said: "Nie Xiaoqing, the name is wrong."

Yu Xiaolong said, "What's wrong with this?"

Li Bing said: "Your surname is Yu, not Ning." He laughed a few times and went to the toilet by himself.

When Li Bing came out after smoking, Sun Xiaoxiang was already roaring in the Poussin, braking sharply and stopping at the door.

She stepped out of the car, her hair tied in a ponytail and drooping, dressed in a black business attire.

Lao Wu said: "Li Bing, you explain to Xiaoxiang what you discussed last night in advance." Depart in fifteen minutes. ”

Li Bing looked at Sun Xiaoxiang from top to bottom, and was a little excited in his heart. He pulled Sun Xiaoxiang aside and said, "Today is mainly to survey the terrain, how to get in and out, and by the way, pay attention to where the baby may be." The main matter of finding the dragon point is still handed over to Lao Wu, you can accompany me to make soy sauce. Remember, you're my secretary, and I'll do whatever you want you to do. ”

Sun Xiaoxiang said, "What do you want me to do?"

Li Bing said: "Where do you want to go?" Am I that kind of person? ”

Sun Xiaoxiang was stunned for a moment and said, "What do you want?" If you come, you will tear out his ear.

Li Bing said: "What do you think, I mean if I don't bring paper to the toilet, I will definitely call Yu Xiaolong and won't let you send paper."

Sun Xiaoxiang twisted his ears violently, and Li Bing screamed: "Dear, stop!" Screw it again and it will fall off! ”

Sun Xiaoxiang said: "Do you dare to say pornographic jokes again?"

Li Bing said: "Is this a yellow joke?"

Sun Xiaoxiang said: "That's not good, say it quickly, don't dare in the future."

Li Bing begged for mercy: "Sister, you are my own sister, don't dare, don't dare."

Lao Wu came out of the house and shouted: "Okay, it's time to go, are you going to do something?" Or a group date? With you you can make me sorrow to death. ”

The group packed up and got into Sun Xiaoxiang's car, and Professor Shao sent it to the door from the courtyard and explained a few words about paying attention to safety and acting in a low-key manner.

The car got on the highway, all the way to the west, there was an open plain in the distance, Xiaoqing pointed to a few mountains in the distance and said, "What do you see those mountains like?"

Yu Xiaolong said: "Like a person lying down."

Xiaoqing said: "The ancient emperors were very particular about repairing the tombs, that piece of mountain is a real treasure of feng shui, just like a person lying there, this is the Tang Dynasty pioneered by the mountain as a mausoleum, and all the Tang Dynasty imperial tombs have the best feng shui, and the most magnificent is Taizong's Qianling."